TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 43
[Is it today?]
Is the cooking broadcast today?
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No. Author: I’m so d*mn excited.
Why? Isn’t there really anything special about the cooking broadcast?
Author: We can see Miss Roje.
Kimo…
Author: Hehehe…
[Please…]
Please… Roje…
Just don’t have those Doraemon hands…
I don’t ask for anything else…
Just give me a decent hit…!
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ No way.
-Don’t expect too much from a VTuber, okay?
Author: I didn’t expect much! I’d like it to be a super ultimate pretty girl, but as long as she doesn’t have Doraemon hands, I’m satisfied?!
Yuk-su is mad lol.
[Bang-on]
ㅇㅇ
-It’s happening!!!!
-Let’s go!!!!!
-Miss Roje will be revealed today lol.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ This guy hasn’t watched Roje’s broadcast.
-If Roje was a pig, would she have tried to hide her hands?
-For real lol.
[sh*t!!!!]
Roje!!!
I love you!!!!!!
-Oh haha.
-It’s happening!!!! d*mn it!!!!!!!
-Wow!!!!!! This is it!!!!!!!!
[Lotto Jackpot lol]
Wow, I seriously didn’t expect Roje’s hands to be that pretty lol.
-Yeah, just her hands are pretty~
Author: Yeah lol, since only her hands appear on the broadcast, it’s okay lol.
-For real lol, would Miss Roje do a half-cam with her personality? lol.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ You can just imagine her face while playing with those hands lol.
[I’m going crazy…]
I’ve only thought about wanting to hit my head while watching Roje until now…
Seeing her hands fidgeting now makes me want to confess so badly…
-Stop, you b*stard.
-Stop it with my wife.
Author: What nonsense;; She’s my girlfriend!!
-Guys, don’t fight! I’ll take her away!
-You’re insane.
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
This girl wrapped her clothes up tightly just in case lol.
-Roje is so typical lol.
-Oh no… that looks cute too…
-Fact) Roje is cute, that’s right.
-d*mn… It’s ambiguous, I can’t completely deny it…
[Roje is blushing right now, right?]
Jgn
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-Definitely lol.
-She’s denying it now, but if you watch the broadcast, if she looks flustered like that, it means she’s embarrassed lol.
-For real lol.
[Wow!!! Just awesome Somi!!!!]
This girl doesn’t even know that Yuk-su misses us and just gives guidance…
Light, light, light.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s scary that Yuk-su doesn’t know but I’m worried.
-Roje is just a talent monster.
-She’s hiding her strength to save our money.
[Wow…]
Somi’s viewers must be really worried about Yuk-su…
-That’s why Somi is ranked number 1 in supporting Solana.
Author: Is that true?
-Yeah, when she coughs once, donations of 100,000 won come in, telling her not to get hurt.
-What the hell lol.
[What is it????]
Does this girl not notice the flirting????
Can’t a quick-witted girl know this???
-Agh!!! My horn is growing!!!!
-This is for real unicorn vibes?
-Ms. Roje’s natural charisma is insane, huh?
-No, this isn’t just strong; it’s simply natural itself, right?
-For real lol.
[Oh…]
I might want to ride the Somi-Roje coin…?
-Throw away Woo-joo???
-Yeah, yeah.
-Terry!!! Please!!! If we cooperate in a public game, we can reverse it!!! Just once!!!
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Would you?
[sh*t!!!!]
Miss Roje is so cute lol.
Come here!!!
-It’s mine, why would you take her?
-She came to me after leaving you.
-Author: A message just came saying she’s coming to me, no lie nno.
[Is it just starting now?]
It’s unfortunate…
-Yeah… It’s rare to see Roje getting worked up… this is going by…
-For real.
-Still, she said to look forward to the cooking, so she’ll probably talk more later.
-Hmm…
[Raw fish lol]
With live ones lol.
-Wow lol.
-I’m impressed lol.
-She’s really tormenting us, this talented girl lol.
[What is it????]
Why did you snap the neck without any hesitation?
You even killed it cleanly?
-You’ll snap mine like that.
-Author: With those hands? Hehehe…
-Oh… that’s disgusting…
[No, lol]
She learned from watching YouTube, how is she that good? lol.
-For real lol.
-The fact that she diligently watched YouTube to do this is hilarious lol.
-Author: That’s so Roje, have a drink.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
[Oh! d*mn! My eyes!]
This d*mn girl suddenly starts terrorizing.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
-Author: My impression of her because of that hand is completely down.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Nice, one competitor has disappeared.
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Next up, Woo-joo]
How tragic will it be lol.
-Considering all the stories I’ve heard so far…
-It’s okay, Roje will somehow cover it up.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why does it seem like it’s really going to happen?
***
Um… isn’t this a record-breaking reaction?
The immediate firepower seems to surpass when our single first charted…
My hands have this kind of power…?
I knew that a VTuber’s cam broadcast was a cheat key, but was it this strong…?
…But why on earth are they calling me cute?
Ah! Could it be?!
Since the viewers are somewhat aware that I keep an eye on the community to gauge public sentiment, are they doing this on purpose?!
To torment me?!
Wow… that’s seriously malicious…
Knowing I dislike being called cute and using it against me…
I guess I’m still lacking…
I thought I was being a rascal until now, but this made me reflect.
…And was Su-a’s finger-locking flirting?
No wonder she got flustered when I didn’t pick it up…
It must have been surprising for her not to catch on with my usual behavior and face…
No, as my synchronization rate increased, did I inherit relationship awareness from the original user of this body?
Hmm… If there was a green light when I was male, I could compare them…
Ah, could it be that even when I was male, I was oblivious to relationship cues, so I missed the green light…?
…I feel like I just realized something shocking.
“Phew…”
I don’t know…
Anyway, I have no plans for romance or marriage with this body, so it doesn’t matter.
Right now, more than that,
“Roje! Don’t sigh! Come on, help me quickly!”
“No, just hold it, okay?”
“I can’t! It keeps wriggling and slipping away!”
“Then throw it into the sink when it’s slipping out.”
“No! I can’t do it!”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-What the hell, if it’s like this even before starting, what will happen? lol.
-What a disaster lol.
“I’ll do this part for you.”
If it stalls any longer, the broadcast will get boring, so I decided to help.
“I love you! For real! Our youngest is the best! Awesome!”
…Seems like she really didn’t want to do this.
She put on rubber gloves again and tossed the live fish into the sink.
“It’s easy, right?”
Later during editing, it went smoothly to the point where the phrase “ta-da!” would fit in.
-No way, lol.
-Why does it look easy when she does it? lol.
-It looked super hard when Woo-joo was trying! What’s up with that?
“…Do I really have to do this even if I can’t touch it properly?”
“Of course.”
“Ugh…”
“Stop being cute. You almost got hit with my fist.”
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-She’s seriously a bad girl lol.
Deleted message.
-Still, you’re my older sister… Roje…
“Uh, wh-what should we do now?”
“We have to k*ll it. There are two methods: cutting its neck with a kn*fe or snapping it like I did earlier.”
I suggested, holding my hand as if I was cutting the neck.
“Eek…!”
“…You can’t do it again?”
“No…! I can-”
Splash!
While Min-seo was talking, the fish put on its last dance in its life and caused chaos.
“AAAH!!!”
“Oh my gosh! Oh my!! What now!”
…My ears.
For the sake of my ear health, I quickly grabbed a kitchen kn*fe and cut the fish’s neck.
“Okay, this is how you k*ll it, but I’m not sure which method is easier.”
-What the hell lol.
Deleted message.
-This is so calm, for real lol.
-Wow, I was really shocked, but thanks to this girl, I calmed down.
Deleted message.
“Ah, aren’t you scared?”
“Sister… isn’t it too late to ask that now?”
“Oh…”
For Min-seo, who was too scared, I took special measures.
“Woo-joo. From now on, if you do this well without skipping, I’ll reduce it to just three, including this one.”
“R-Really?!”
“Yes. Did you ever see me lie?”
-Isn’t that true?
-There are so many, why are you pretending there’s none, you b*stard?
Deleted message.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ When you put your foot in your mouth and need to cover it, don’t you lie a lot?
…Did I?
Hmm… I don’t remember, so maybe it doesn’t count?
“Anyway, for real.”
“Then, sure! Let’s give it a try!”
“Roje, what about me?”
I didn’t turn to Su-a’s question and just watched Min-seo pick up the kn*fe again bravely.
“What about me?”
“Woo-joo! Hurry!”
“Hey! What about me!”
“Haha! You should have gone first!”
“Exactly.”
“Hey! Me!”
Su-a shook me while getting angry, but I decided to let it go.
This behavior made me completely lose interest in reducing the number.
Meanwhile, I witnessed an ominous scene.
“Huh? Isn’t this wrong?”
“Ah, wait a second. Somi, let go.”
If we leave that, we will definitely cut our hands off.
Min-seo’s kn*fe skills seem off; I quickly pulled her hand away and approached.
“Wow… Come on… Didn’t anyone tell you not to use a kn*fe like that in chat?”
“Uh… I didn’t check the chat…”
-Agh!!!! I feel like I’m going to d*e from frustration!!!!!
-Roje, please teach Woo-joo how to hold a kn*fe.
-Wow, I’ve never been this happy before.
Deleted message.
…Yeah, they were really frustrated.
To relieve the viewers’ frustration, I corrected Min-seo’s posture.
“Try holding it the way I do.”
“Uh… like this?”
…Oh my god.
I couldn’t help but marvel at her shape that was beyond explanation.
“No, I told you to do it like this?”
“Um… Is it not like this…?”
…I think it’s better for me to just guide her directly.
“Come here.”
After calling Min-seo over, I grabbed her hand and guided it to move.
“Do you understand?”
“Yeah… maybe…?”
…Why is “maybe” attached?
“…For now, try this posture.”
“Yeah…”
Fortunately, she removed the scales well and even cut the neck.
But,
“Ugh…! The insides… Ugh…”
“Don’t you eat the insides when you have them? Haven’t you tried innards soup before?”
Aren’t they basically the same?
-Is that the same, you girl?
Deleted message.
-Is it the same as something still alive and the boiled stuff, lol?
-Still, I’m glad I’m not worried about cutting hands anymore.
After that, she hesitated for a while but finished it successfully.
“I did it!”
“You did well.”
“Really?!”
“Yes. You just need to do two more.”
“Uh…?”
I turned back from looking at the frozen Min-seo to try Su-a.
“Oh, good job.”
“…That was easier than I thought?”
“Right?”
“Yeah. The hardest part was at the start when I had to k*ll it.”
-I… I’m scared…
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ If you just listen to the lines without looking at the screen, it’s pure horror.
-It’s still horror even if you look at the screen…
After that, we all chatted while processing the live fish.
“What does everyone want to dip their sashimi in?”
“I want the spicy sauce!”
“I don’t really mind though?”
“Really? If I had to choose, I’d go for soy sauce with wasabi.”
-Kya!
-I acknowledge your taste.
-But why is she so fast in cleaning? lol.
Deleted message.
-Has she adapted? She’s super fast lol.
Hmm, now I’m gradually getting used to it and speeding up.
-Wow, has it really been two hours already?
…Has it been two hours?
Ha… When will I make the spicy soup…
…Should I just not make it?
It was fun, but I regretted bringing the live fish for no reason.