TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 42
As she pulled her hand away from the camera, she opened her mouth.
“Shall we start slowly?”
At that moment, Min-seo suddenly interrupted.
“Ah, wait a minute. I’m going to the bathroom.”
“Excuse me? Why didn’t you go earlier?”
“…I got suddenly nervous.”
“Please go quickly.”
“Okay!”
“So, what should we do while we wait?”
Nothing specific came to mind.
“Shall we check our hand sizes since the older sister is gone?”
“Really? Do we have to?”
Is that something you’re curious about?
“Look at the public sentiment.”
– Woo-woo, Roje, cover your eyes
– Me
– Should I take this out?
– Me
– Lock
– Lock
– Cover your eyes, it’s done, haha
Hmm… There seems to be more demand than I expected…
I felt once again that Sua knows this field well.
“Okay. Whatever.”
It’s not difficult, so let’s just do it.
I put my hand back in front of the camera.
“Yes. This is my hand.”
– Wow!
– Your hand is really pretty
– If your personality was as pretty as your hand…
“And this is Somi’s hand.”
I pointed to Sua’s hand, which had come in next to me.
“Now it’s been compared, right?”
“No! We have to touch it!”
“Eh. Not really…”
Is it that much?
– Woo-woo
– Cover your eyes
– Me
– Me
– Lock
– Cover your eyes
– Lock
– Me
“Roje, look at the public sentiment! We have to do it, right?!”
“Ugh…”
I pressed Sua’s palm against mine.
“Wow… Your fingers are really long…”
“Aha, yes.”
– Was this all? DDD
– Wow, DDD Your palm is small, but your fingers make it look bigger DDD
– Your hand is really pretty…
“Hehe…”
Sua let out a sly laugh and intertwined her fingers with mine, a playful expression on her face.
“…What are you doing?”
“Hmm~? I don’t know what you mean~?”
– Wow, hahahaha This fox, hahahaha
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– Somi is really a celestial fox DDD
– The flirting is on point, really
“No, how can we intertwine fingers while checking hand sizes? We can’t compare like this.”
Ah, does that mean it’s already over with what just happened?
But then, why did she intertwine fingers?
– ????
– I’m growing horns…!
– Are you taking it like that????
– What’s this girl’s intuition, hahahaha
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“Wow… Roje… You’re really….”
“Why?”
I was curious why Sua looked surprised at me, so I tried to check the chat, but Sua’s body blocked the screen, so I failed.
Well, it probably isn’t any special reason.
“Is it done now?”
“No~?”
As I was about to pull my hand away, Sua came over with her other hand and began to squeeze mine.
“…Please don’t touch.”
“I don’t want to~? Wow! Why is your skin so nice?!”
– Ugh…! My head…!
– d*mn, a day has finally come where I’m dizzy around Roje
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– Supporting Somi and Roje coins
– Hahahaha This girl is cuter than usual today, it drives me crazy
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– This girl is being incredibly cute today, what is going on
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– JJJHND
– JJJHND
“I’m back! I was quick, right?!”
The moment Sua was distracted by Min-seo who just came in, I quickly pulled my hand away.
“Ah….”
…Why do you look disappointed?
Anyway,
“Now should we really start?”
“No! Why are you in such a hurry!”
“If we do well, it seems like it will take more than three hours.”
“…What did you bring?”
– Cooking for three hours???
– Are you making Dongpo pork?
– Wow!!! That’s actually good!!!!
Hmm… It’s easy, but no one seems to expect it…
Is it so easy that they can’t predict it?
“Ah, is it something disgusting? Something brutal? Those with weak stomachs should cover the screen.”
“W-Wait a minute! Is it, is it disgusting?! Is it, brutal?!”
“Yes.”
To me, it looks fine, but there might be people with a weak stomach who can’t even handle this level.
– ????
– Are you going to eat bugs?
– I can’t predict what’s going to happen???
“So… What are we making today…?”
“I’m about to explain it.”
I placed what I had bought at the market on the table.
Ah, to be precise, I went to a seafood market.
“It’s fall now, isn’t it?”
“Ah, don’t tell me….”
After seeing what I had brought, Sua must have caught on.
“Fall means shishamo, right?”
“Ah! Please no!”
“Yes. Today’s menu is shishamo sashimi and spicy shishamo soup.”
– Ahahahahaha
– Shishamo is delicious, hahahahaha
– Shishamo sashimi??? No way????
“Ah! Roje!”
“Euggh… Say, are we… going to prepare them too…?”
“Yes. I bought them alive. Look here.”
Leaving the two whose faces had lost all color, I opened the packaging and showed it to the camera.
“The little ones seem quiet now, but like this!”
Slap!
As I spoke, I slapped the table with my palm.
Then the shishamo flopped around and went crazy.
“Wow, thankfully, they’re still alive.”
I deliberately took my time, but honestly, I was a bit anxious.
– Wow, haha
– They’re really squirming… d*mn…
– Ugh, I can’t watch today
“So people with a weak stomach really shouldn’t watch.”
– d*mn, at least give me one more warning
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– No way, you really seem strong, hahahaha
– Be surprised, girl
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“Ugh….”
“Roje… do we have to do this today?”
Unlike Min-seo, who turned her head away from the shishamo, Sua was negotiating with me.
“Of course?”
“Isn’t there something else…?”
“I don’t want to.”
I bought it expecting this reaction from the start.
Why do I find myself in a situation where even Sua unexpectedly responds to my expectations?
“Are you really…?”
“Yes.”
– No way, hahahaha
– It’s not “I don’t have” but “I don’t want,” hahahaha
– Hahahaha Is this revenge from earlier?
– Sua is in such a state that she can’t catch on right now, hahahahahaha
– This is a strong aftertaste, hahahaha
I wasn’t lying.
And,
“Don’t worry.”
“Why…?”
“Anyway, I’ll only prepare about five of them? Roughly that much. I’ll do the rest myself.”
I bought them for eating, so I can’t let them force me to prepare everything on the show and end up not being able to eat.
“So don’t worry.”
– Five? Hahahahaha
– That’s plenty, right? Hahahahaha
– Wow, hahahahaha
“Five…?”
“Ugh…!”
No, what will I do if they react like that before we even touch them?
Clap clap clap!
“Alright!”
After a while, everyone still hadn’t returned to their senses, so I clapped to draw attention.
“Shall we start now?”
Now, let’s really start.
I don’t even know how many times I’ve said “Let’s start.”
“First, let’s wash our hands.”
After moving the camera to the sync plate, I washed my hands clean and put on rubber gloves.
– Ah, hands…
– It’s right to wear them so you don’t get hurt…
– You’ll take them off later, right?
…Ah, what’s up with my hands?
Ignoring the chat that seemed disappointed, I took out one shishamo and tossed it into the camera’s view.
“Hey. Stay still for a bit.”
Looking at the shishamo flopping out of the viewfinder, I made a decision.
Hmm… Let’s just k*ll it and start.
I ended up breaking the shishamo’s neck and checking the screen.
– Crazy, hahahahaha
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– Smooth as hell, hahahahaha
– Why is she so good at this?
It turned out okay.
Ah, bl**d is coming out.
I turned on the water to wash away the bl**d and picked up a kitchen kn*fe.
“Then, I’ll demonstrate once.”
“…Do we really have to watch?”
“Yes.”
“…Can’t you just think about it a little more?”
“Hmm… No.”
– Hahahaha
– She did take a moment to think, hahahahaha
– What a bad girl, hahahahaha
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Anyway,
“Okay, first, let’s remove the scales.”
Sscrape!
The sound of the kn*fe hitting the shishamo scales and the unique feeling in my hands was quite enjoyable.
I removed all the scales while turning it one full circle.
“Especially the upper part, the dorsal fin area, you need to be careful to remove well.”
“Uh….”
“But have you cleaned shishamo before? You’re good at it….”
“Really? No? I watched a lot on YouTube to prepare for today.”
“Oh, uh….”
– No way, hahahaha
– But why are you so good at it? Hahahaha
– Wow, you really have guts, hahahahaha
– I thought you made it often, hahahahaha
I thought she must be used to it and was surprised.
“Anyway, look here. Do you see this spot?”
“Uh….”
“Cut diagonally from here.”
As bl**d started coming out again, I turned on the water to wash it clean and moved on to the next step.
“Now, cut the bottom part of the fish about this much? Yes, this much. If you’re unsure, just cut more. It’ll disappear, but the progress will continue.”
– Hahahahaha
– Are you telling me to or not? Hahahaha
– The progress is more important, though, hahahahaha
“And I’m going to give the viewers an eye terror once.”
I opened up the cut shishamo and showed it to the camera.
– Oh d*mn, innards, you b*stard
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– Ahhhh!!! So disgusting!!!!!
– No, why are you showing this? Hahahaha
The reactions are on point.
“Do you two want to take a look as well?”
“…No.”
“Please… I just saw it on-screen…”
Ah, so Sua has already seen it?
“Then, look one more time.”
“Ahhhh!”
“Remove it! Remove it!”
– d*mn hahahaha
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– Hahahahaha
– You really are a wicked person, hahahahaha
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“Huff… Huff… I feel like I’m going to cry….”
“…Me too.”
“Everyone is overreacting because it’s a broadcast. It’s not that bad.”
– Hahahahaha
– Is this intentional right now? Hahahahaha
– Why did you do that to us, you b*stard
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– Hahahah If this is acting, you should have been an actress
“Anyway, now that we’ve removed all the innards, let’s cut the tail too. It’s easier than you think, right?”
– Info: If it looks easy, you’re really good at it
– It doesn’t look easy, though, hahahaha
– To do that, you must have a strong heart, hahahaha
Hmm… It’s actually easier than expected…
“Now, let’s wash it clean.”
I opened the shishamo and used a brush that was next to me to clean it thoroughly.
“Originally, shishamo has a strong fishy smell because of the bl**d, so if you just remove the bl**d, it says you’ve already done half the work.”
“…Did you watch that on YouTube too?”
“Yes.”
– As expected, KingTube, hahahaha
– She’s not even sure, so she said “it says” hahahaha
– Ah hahahaha Double-check it, please hahahaha
I dried the clean shishamo carefully with a towel and placed it on the cutting board next to me.
“Let’s just put the cutting board in the sync plate.”
“Hey! Even if it’s bothersome, do that!”
“I’m about to cut it now.”
“Don’t ignore me!”
– Aoo, I want to flick your forehead right now, hahahaha
– Just listen to me, hahahahaha
– Since I pictured your face after seeing your hands, I’m less angry than before, haha
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“Anyway, while it’s more convenient to eat without bones, it’s more challenging, so let’s eat it with bones for now.”
“Okay! Please! I like the ones with bones!”
“Hmm… Should we do it without bones?”
“Hey!”
“Just kidding. If I happen to cut my hand, I won’t be able to sleep.”
– How bad are you at cooking? Hahahaha
– Hmm… You seem to do just fine
– Are you going to blame it on the universe if you cut yourself? Hahahaha
…But how far has my image fallen?
“To get to the point, just cut from the head part diagonally in a suitable amount.”
After cutting one shishamo, I moved it to a plate for plating and showed it on the screen.
“Like this, you’ve completed shishamo sashimi, commonly referred to as ‘sekkoshi.’”
– Wow!!!!
– You did well
– Looks delicious…
“…So does that mean we have to do that now?”
“That’s right.”
Now that my demonstration was over, I took off the rubber gloves.
“Now it’s your turn. Who wants to go first?”
“Older sister!”
“Som, let Somi go first!”
“Yes. Woo-joo was slow, so you go first.”
“Ahhhh!”
Isn’t it said that it’s better to get hit first?
I don’t see anything wrong with going first.
If you’re frustrated, you should have been faster.