TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 44
“The raw fish is over now.”
“Wow! Finally!”
“Anyway, the original plan was to annoy Woo-joo while preparing the fish in part one and teach cooking while making spicy soup in part two, right?”
“Wait! Was that the original plan?!”
“Yes.”
– No way hahaha
– Was the original goal to annoy? hahaha
– It did seem like that, but you say it so confidently hahaha
However, since part one took longer than expected, I’m considering skipping the cooking lesson.
“But since too much time has passed…”
“That’s true…”
“Um… Woo-joo, you decide. Should I teach you some cooking?”
I think it’s better to leave the decision to Min-seo. She seems really tired right now, but if she wants to learn, I should teach her.
“Teach me!”
“Okay.”
I didn’t expect her to respond right away….
Well, that shows how passionate she is about cooking.
“Then, first, grab the kn*fe again.”
“Okay! Was it like this?!”
“Oh my…”
I agreed with Sua’s amazement as I watched from the side. …What should I do?
“…Could you show that to the camera?”
“Okay? Got it!”
– d*mn hahaha
– Why did you regress, d*mn hahaha
– d*mn, Woo-joo, I love everything about you, but this isn’t right, is it?
I went back to the posture before I started teaching.
…I didn’t know Min-seo would be a regressor too. Though it’s a different kind…
“…Have you not cut yourself usually?”
“Of course not!”
…How?
“…First, let’s chop the vegetables.”
“Sounds good! I’ll show you that I can chop vegetables a bit!”
“Yes.”
Having lost trust already, I tried to keep my expectations low and watched. And Min-seo dramatically betrayed my expectations.
“Like this…!”
Of course, it was in a bad way.
…It’s slow. Too slow!
I feel like I understand now why cooking took over three hours during our last gathering. …If she’s that slow, her hands won’t get cut, even if she holds the kn*fe like that.
“Uh… hmm…”
…Where should I even point this out from?
“Why… are you…?”
“Older sister, you’re not really asking because you don’t know, right?”
“No! I know I’m slow! But isn’t it a bit excessive to sigh like that?!”
“…You really don’t know.”
“Hah! How good do you think you are?!”
“At least I think I can do better than you.”
While Sua was throwing shade at Min-seo, I thought the best thing was to correct her posture and have her maintain it for the whole day so she would learn.
Having handled the urgent matter, I got to cooking the spicy soup.
“The vegetables include radish, onion, green chili, and green onion, etc.”
I assigned Min-seo to prepare the green onion, gave Sua the onion, and then started handling the rest of the vegetables.
“First, I’ll put in the radish.”
As soon as the pot was filled with water and the heat was turned on, I immediately chopped up the radish and added it.
“For the spicy soup, the radish needs to be cooked well to taste good, right?”
– Wow!!!!
– I acknowledge it
– For real
– The radish does need to be tender to be delicious
“Now, I’ll make the seasoning sauce.”
The seasoning sauce—Oh, this may work.
“Woo-joo, come here, please.”
“Huh? I haven’t finished the green onion yet…?”
…Still? It’s improved from earlier, but still slow…
“This is more urgent.”
I handed the bowls to Min-seo, who approached at my words.
“…What is this?”
“Try making the seasoning sauce.”
“Suddenly like this?!”
“Yes. Just go with your instincts.”
I had momentarily forgotten, surprised by her kn*fe skills, but when I looked back, what seemed most serious when I last observed was the balance of seasoning and heat.
I can teach about heat control later. But seasoning balance has to be drilled in now.
“Um… two tablespoons of gochujang… two tablespoons of minced garlic… two tablespoons of gochugaru….”
“Wait a second.”
“…Why?”
“Isn’t it going to be too spicy if you add green chili on top of that?”
“Um… Is it?”
“Yes. Add a little bit and taste it first, and if it’s lacking, add more then.”
“Oh….”
…I hope she wouldn’t be surprised by such a natural fact.
– She won’t regress this time, right???
– If she regresses with this, she’d be an infinite regressor for real.
– Min-seo, unless you’re a complete dimwit, I believe you’ll understand this time.
…How frustrating must it have been to bring her real name into this. I understand that frustration; I just feel sorry.
After that, as she tried to add this and that, I warned her while proceeding, and eventually, we reached a decent level.
“Um, this seems alright.”
“Wow! Is this really something I made?!”
– Fact: Roje made it
– You kept getting interrupted while trying to add things hahaha
– Ah… I’m losing it… that shameless attitude from Roje…
“I’ll let you know when the seasoning’s in and the water boils.”
After giving Min-seo her instructions and finishing chopping the green onion, I prepared the rest of the vegetables.
“Roje! It’s boiling right now?!”
“Oh, is it?”
At Min-seo’s words, I added the chopped vegetables and the prepped raw fish for the spicy soup.
“About… 10 minutes? Yes. Just boil it a bit longer like that.”
“Oh…!”
I pulled out the items I bought, leaving the boiling pot behind.
“Let’s set it up?”
“What is this?”
“Sashimi.”
“…Didn’t we just make raw fish?”
“We can’t just eat raw fish.”
I had also bought some rockfish and flounder.
– Wow!!!!
– Look at the preparation hahaha
– Wow… I’m in the mood for soju…
After plating, I adjusted the camera angle so only the food would be visible and then started eating seriously.
“Ah… Finally eating…”
– Hahaha
– You said you were hungry from the start, but it’s been over three hours hahaha
– Our Woo-joo, I am sorry…
I initially had rice prepared to cook in a pot, but I was too drained to do that, so I made instant rice instead.
“It’s delicious!”
“Wow… Was the raw fish this tasty…?”
It’s disappointing, but since this is also tasty, that’s fine.
“I’m glad there were no accidents.”
“Yes, thank goodness…”
Looking at Min-seo, there have been more than a few dizzy experiences, so I agreed with the manager’s words.
– Who is it?
– Who’s that?
– I feel like I’ve heard that voice somewhere before?
Ah, didn’t I mention that the manager was here?
“This is our manager. Even if we work, we have to eat.”
“Hello. I’m Min Ji-yu, Solana’s manager.”
Oh!
Suddenly, a good idea popped into my head.
“Manager, would you like to have a Mukbang?”
“Uh…?”
“…Roje?”
“Is she saying something ridiculous again…?”
“The broadcast screen is boring now, and we have someone who can show their face amongst us, right?”
“…Are you talking about me?”
“Yes.”
– d*mn hahaha
– This truly is an extreme job…
– Wow hahaha what a crazy girl hahaha
Isn’t this a good idea?
“…I’m sorry, but I’ll have to decline.”
“That’s too bad.”
It was a quirky idea, but I didn’t expect it to succeed, so I wasn’t too disappointed.
“Oh, it’s better than I expected, huh?”
“Hehe! Right?! Right?!”
“Older sister… Roje did almost all the work, but why do you take all the credit….”
“Even so, I lent a helping hand!”
“Isn’t it negative help just being a dead weight?!”
“Hey!”
– You hit her so well hahaha
– If you watch, you can see that Woo-joo hits everyone really well except Roje hahaha
– Truly Solana’s official punching bag
“Ah, I’ll go to the bathroom for a bit.”
“Okay. Go well~”
After stepping outside the studio and visiting the restroom, I came out.
“Ugh…!”
Maybe I was a bit exhausted today, as I stretched and heard my bones crack.
Phew… I think I’ll sleep like a baby today….
I returned to the studio when,
“Uh?”
“Uh…?”
I unexpectedly ran into Mr. Do-hyun. …Was that a flag from last time?
“Hello?”
“Ah… yes… Ms. Yeon-woo….”
“Where are you going?”
“I was going to see the composer.”
“Seems like you’re close with the composer?”
“Um… I suppose so?”
“I’ll tell you next time that I thought about it.”
“Wait?! No!”
The impact is really nice. Even with that small tease, he shows that kind of reaction, so I can’t help but joke around.
Ah!
A good idea suddenly popped into my head.
I felt like my brain was turning well today, just like earlier.
“Do you have time right now?”
“Huh? Why?”
“I was wondering if you had dinner.”
Since I brought enough ingredients in case, it feels like there might be leftovers…
If there are leftovers, we should avoid wasting them. Wouldn’t it be better to feed him at least?
“…I don’t think it’s going to work—… but thinking of last time, maybe I shouldn’t have….”
What is he saying? He mumbled something so quietly that I couldn’t hear it even with my TS body.
“Anyway, do you have time?”
“Um… yes… somewhat…”
“Then, come here.”
Leading Mr. Do-hyun toward the studio, I asked him a few things.
“Did you hear what I’m doing?”
“Yeah… um, I heard you’re active as an animation character….”
Next is….
“Do you know I’m mainly active in live broadcasts?”
“Yes… I heard that too….”
“Oh, then this will go quickly.”
“…Yes?”
Just as I reached the point where I had to confirm the essential matters, we arrived at the studio.
“Since we’re live broadcasting, don’t call my name.”
“Huh?!”
“Oh, no. Don’t open your mouth at all.”
Thinking about it, fans would probably know who I am just by my voice. I was so caught up that I forgot that my voice changes a bit between broadcast and usual.
Having narrowly escaped being terrorized by the idol fandom once, I didn’t want to repeat that mistake.
“Yes…?”
He seemed not to understand, but I simply ignored it and opened the door.
“I’m here.”
“Ah, you came- oh…?”
“What’s – what’s going on…?”
“Ms. Roje…! Please…!”
“I brought someone to take care of the leftover food.”
He’s a guy, so he should be able to eat more than the people here, right?
“U-”
“I told you not to open your mouth.”
“Roje, come here.”
“Yes?”
Sua suddenly called me with a serious expression and whispered in my ear.
“I don’t understand the situation right now! Please explain in detail!”
“I just met him on the way and asked if he had eaten, and when he said no, I brought him to eat, so….”
“You! Is that something to say right now?!”
“Um… Should I send him back then?”
“No! That would be a nuisance!”
– ????
– What situation is this?
– Can someone explain?
– d*mn, he’s a guy?
I summarized the situation for the viewers who were unaware of anything.
“It seems there will be leftover food, so I brought someone over.”
Well, that was a good summary.
– Who????
– Is this someone we know???
– Is he really a guy?????
– Roje… my horns…
“Oh, if you figure out who it is, it’ll be bothersome, so I told you not to speak unless we’re eating, so don’t be curious.”
“Wow! No! Seriously! I can’t even speak I’m so dumbfounded! Right now!”
“You seem to be speaking just fine right now.”
“Wow! Really!”
– Crazy girl hahaha
– Are you really serious??? Are you serious? hahaha
– d*mn hahaha you updated your quotes again hahaha
– Oh… my horns seem alright…?
Anyway, after sorting things out and seating Mr. Do-hyun, who still didn’t understand the situation, I had him eat.
“It’s better than I expected, right?”
“N-”
“I told you not to speak, didn’t I?”
“Roje… Are you really crazy?”
“No, you can just nod your head to answer.”
– Crazy girl really hahaha
– How absurd must it be for Somi to curse like that hahaha
– Wow hahaha this broadcast is insane hahaha
– My horns are intact!
Fortunately, I kept talking, and despite the awkward atmosphere, the broadcast went fairly well.
After we finished eating, I spoke to Mr. Do-hyun as he was about to leave.
“You said you were on your way to see the composer, right?”
“N-”
“I told you not to speak, didn’t I?”
Ignoring all the many gazes around, I finished what I was saying.
“If you say you haven’t had dinner when you get there, please tell them to bring you over here.”
There’s still a bit left. Mr. Do-hyun is a guy, so he doesn’t seem to eat much.