Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 93
Episode 93: Why Did Professor Jeo Go on a Break? (2)
[Everyone]
– I planned to stream today and take a break tomorrow, but after thinking about it structurally, I realized that taking a break today and starting afresh tomorrow without any League of Legends championships feels more appropriate. So, I changed my schedule. I hope there are no misunderstandings!!!
ㄴ It annoys me that you act like you’re a jungler while going on about the schedule [up511]
ㄴ I really want to hit hard structurally [up457]
ㄴ Is this person a streamer who broadcasts every other day??? [up412]
“I admit that a jungler needs to plan their route well. As a jungler myself, I know the importance of route planning. Once you start falling behind, you’ll be at a disadvantage not just in terms of experience but also in major objective battles, so it’s definitely something to be mindful of.”
– Professor Jeo is indeed a challenger jungler, but Seoa is a silver player, can they really be compared?
– Lmao true, it’s annoying to see a silver player act like they’re something special
– Junglers are definitely on JeoTube! Silver players are on SeoaTube!
“Guys, I think you’re under some sort of misunderstanding. You’re fans of Professor Jeo and not me, right? Stop the hate against the streamer! Huh, let’s move on to the next.”
[Break Announcement]
– I drank way too much yesterday, so I chose to take a break today. I think it’s a choice I won’t regret >< I’ll take a good rest and be back ♡
ㄴ I’m unsubscribing, you b*stard. I think it’s a choice I won’t regret ♡ [up589]
ㄴ If Professor Jeo continues this way, I will start mobile streaming and come to your home. Try sharing your address [up499]
ㄴ Junglers are on BatTube while breaks are on JeoTube [up447]
“…… But seriously, why is this person’s writing so irritating? The expression they used and the heart emoji feel almost confrontational. Am I the only one who feels this way?”
I don't know why I become more immersed in the viewers' perspective as I conduct Professor Jeo's break announcement World Cup.
I’m clearly a streamer.
But even a shameless streamer like this deserves some scolding.
"In that sense, I realize again that I’m a very diligent and excellent streamer. I only take one day off a week, I don't go on long-term hiatuses, and I don’t change my schedule suddenly. Daeseoa, seriously, just stop doing well!"
- Is this person a collector of hooks???
- But honestly, if you look at it seriously, there might not be much difference in broadcast hours between Professor Jeo and Seoa. Professor Jeo streams for a long time, but Seoa streams for about 6 hours.
- Hey! Stop spitting facts!
- But with Professor Jeo, I can vent my frustration by leaving negative comments, but if I do that with Seoa, I’ll get blacklisted, so it’s definitely Professor Jeo.
- Should be "Aren't" instead of "Not."
“…….”
I thought I was doing my best to stream diligently, but such harsh evaluations?
I feel betrayed by the viewers, boiling with anger.
Are you really comparing me to Professor Jeo?
No matter what, this is just absurd!
Since I was live-streaming, I held back my anger and moved on to the next break announcement.
[Today’s Diary]
- If I just play one ranked game today, I’ll get back to first place. I planned to play one game, go to the hospital, turn on the broadcast, and filter my appointments, but one game turned into two, then three, and then eight. Naturally, my subsequent schedule was delayed.
Huh, why did I do that? I should have moved according to my pre-planned route. Professor Jeo’s words come to mind.
Today, I have no choice but to take a break, but I vow not to repeat this mistake and rush out.
ㄴ Today, I saw that Professor Jeo lost the first place and thought he would be streaming soon to regain his score. As I waited, my subsequent schedules were naturally delayed. However, with a terrible feeling, I arrived at the broadcast station only to see the break announcement posted. My route was ruined today, but I vowed not to watch Professor Jeo's stream again and deleted him from my favorites. [up 541]
ㄴ A load of nonsense has been written here; you just pushed all your appointments back due to ranked play, right? [up 483]
ㄴ Idiot [up 477]
"Ugh! Seriously, what kind of person only writes two curse words in the comments? It’s not just this time; I’ve seen it in other announcements too."
It was just so simple and blunt that it was funny.
Then viewers started asking if I liked such comments and said they would leave similar comments on my break announcement.
I raised my hand in a serious expression and showed them a stop signal.
Betrayer viewers can just take their stop signal!
"But honestly, at this point, isn’t both the streamer and the viewers enjoying this level of engagement? And taking breaks is happening way too often. Frankly, I mean, I'm just taking a day off due to my vocal health. For you guys, it’s like working six days a week at a company. Don’t treat me the same way. It’s unfair!”
- Seoa, what do you mean by that? Are you comparing Professor Jeo to yourself? Are you dissing Professor Jeo? I’ve already taken a screenshot.
- Oh wow! Are you dissing a soldier now that Professor Jeo has gone to the military? I’ll definitely post this on the community.
- Huh… after 22 months of hard work in response to the nation’s call, this is the treatment I get? That’s disappointing.
- Oh no, Seoa’s going to crash down.
"Hey, you stupid stones! When did I ever diss soldiers? Let’s move on."
Comments related to soldiers are always sensitive.
Even if it’s a joke, it makes me break into a cold sweat.
I quickly shifted the topic back to the content.
- Oh! Finally, here it is.
- In fact, this is the real legend. Other break announcements are nothing compared to these two.
- Wow;; What’s happening in the preview finals? [up 388]
- I also left a comment on this announcement before, and it brings back memories.
Suddenly, I took a look at the titles of the two announcements after seeing the viewers' enthusiastic reactions.
[Emergency Break Due to COVID-19!!] VS [I Didn't Rest Well]
What is this, these titles?
Just looking at the thumbnails already makes my heart feel tight.
I vowed to myself that I would not get caught up in the viewers anymore and decided to first check the content of the left announcement.
- I’m taking a break today due to a COVID-19 virus alert, I’m scared. Everyone, take care of yourselves!
ㄴ No, what the hell, can COVID-19 be transmitted online? [up 522]
ㄴ What kind of nonsense is this? Are you saying COVID affects your brain? [up 498]
ㄴ I want to kick this person in the jaw, if you agree, give it a thumbs up. [up477]
“…….”
There’s no room for evaluation here.
A break announcement due to COVID-19? It's dizzying.
I unwittingly turned my head to the right announcement before swearing.
- I'm going to take a day off today. I didn't rest well yesterday, haha.
I'll rest well today, haha. I’ll be in good condition tomorrow.
ㄴ The comments are like jewels, you b*stard. [up 472]
ㄴ I really feel like cursing at this person [up 421]
ㄴ If you like resting that much, should I let you rest forever? [up 388]
"Haha."
I seriously started to wonder.
Do viewers actually keep watching the broadcast without complaining, even if I keep posting announcements like this?
Surprisingly, I received answers from the viewers confirming this.
People are adaptable creatures. Initially, even Professor Jeo’s fans were furious, but through forced repeated learning, they gradually got used to such announcements.
"Okay, I’ve decided. The winner is 'Emergency Break Due to COVID-19!!' Honestly, this announcement was the most absurd, so I couldn’t help but chuckle."
Clap clap clap-!
Through this realization, I was able to understand many things.
Is the public really like sheep?
To think they could be so easily swayed.
I’m left wondering what all my efforts have been for.
- Crazy, crazy, crazy!
- Suddenly calling the viewers sheep? What’s wrong? ㄷㄷ;;
- This crazy person is preparing to rant again, haha.
Once I've gained this realization, it’s time to act.
Maybe because of the sheep remark, I ignored the noisy viewers and began writing the announcement with a serious demeanor.
Announcement
Seoa (novelialove) · 2022-11-23 · 20:37:51 · Views 4735
Hello, viewers.
The weather is cold and chilly these days, right?
Make sure to grab your scarves and gloves.
Catching a cold from early winter can lead to a long struggle.
I’m exactly like that.
From the feeling right now, I sense I might catch a cold in two days.
What does that even mean, you ask?
It simply means I’m likely to catch a cold the day after tomorrow, hence the break announcement.
I’m kindly leaving this break announcement, so I hope there are no misunderstandings!
It’s quite a silly announcement, but I’m going to stand confidently and approach it.
If Professor Jeo can do it, so can I!
From now on, I’ll make sure to train the viewers with my announcements like Professor Jeo so I won’t have to be so concerned about their opinions on my regular break days.
ㄴ Teacher, were you perhaps envious of the curse-filled comments on Professor Jeo’s announcements? [up 321]
ㄴ Does anyone know why this person is acting like this? (I really don’t know) [up 227]
ㄴ Who started the Professor Jeo Break World Cup? Ugh… [up 201]
Today, I was once again engaged in a fierce contest of wills with the viewers.