Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 92

Episode 92: Why Did Professor Jeo Go on a Break?

– Guys, it’s a mess right now. Let’s go to Mr. Lena’s Land broadcast!

They say there’s nothing more to mention and it’s really over now?

– Ugh, I knew this would happen. I followed Pangea TV, but is the company really collapsing?

– Aww, the kids are really working hard. Why are they doing this?

– I don’t know anymore. I’m just going to support Nyapas and be a personal fan of the crew.

– They say they’ve cut ties with the Lena Land crew and the company.

I’ve heard that the company is being totally reckless, right? They’re just taking everything for themselves.

– That’s why you have to write contracts properly. Can’t trust black-haired beasts.

– So does that mean Mr. Lena’s Land is leaving while the crew stays the same?

– For now, yes, but will they maintain it properly? They built the crew by riding on the name of Mr. Lena’s Land.

– Guys, don’t get too excited.

If you want a healing broadcast, I recommend Decrescendo Crew. They’re all cute and nice.

– You’re being naive, but I agree with Decrescendo.

– Yesterday’s dance content with Mu-yo and Seolpyo-woo was cute.

– Decrescendo does have a stable vibe. They all do well in their broadcasts.

Wednesday, November 23rd.

The bomb that had been simmering finally exploded.

Now there’s no possibility of it being stitched back together again.

Not just Mr. Lena’s Land, but even her husband has declared a complete severance from the company.

In the end, everything flowed with the course of history.

‘But still, it’s not 100% the same. Originally, this should have happened a bit earlier, but seeing that it got delayed by a few days…’

Was this a butterfly effect caused by my existence?

Still, the major outlines were similar.

Lena Universe changed its name to continue its existence, and Mr. Lena’s Land announced her ambition to broadcast as she wanted, independent of the crew or company.

‘It looks like they’ll make the announcement around the weekend.’

Originally, Mr. Lena’s Land was preparing a Minecraft server for the members of Lena Universe.

Ironically, as this situation unfolded, none of the members of Lena Universe would be able to enter Mr. Lena’s Land.

They were still under the company, and Mr. Lena’s Land became completely severed and in an adversarial relationship with the company.

‘Only the onlookers from other virtuals have hit the jackpot. Mr. Lena’s Land is the honey pot of the Pangea TV virtual panel that won’t return again.’

Top-tier virtuals make billions of won.

The remaining virtuals might not make as much, but they still earn millions easily.

Not through salary, but within a few months.

The legendary server that sparked the Minecraft craze on Pangea TV.

It was also the reason why the existing natives accepted virtual streamers.

From this point, the tinted glasses when looking at virtual streamers became lighter.

Suddenly, memories from before the regression surfaced.

I remember how envious I felt while looking at the popular posts related to Mr. Lena’s Land on FM Community.

Every time a news came out that Mr. Lena’s Land was picking additional members to join the server, I prayed earnestly.

Please let Lucy get in.

But God thoroughly ignored that earnest heart.

‘Now it’s different. I don’t pray blankly, relying on someone else. I’ll enter solely through my strength and judgment. Into Mr. Lena’s Land!’

My passion ignites fiercely from the morning.

***

“Yawn! Guys, guys. Could you recommend some content today?”

– LOL? Is there a streamer asking viewers for suggestions?

– We decided to call such streamers “unashamed and freeloading.”

– I feel like switching to being an anti-Seoa ^^

Having overexerted myself in my fiery passion since the morning, by the time it was time to start broadcasting, I was in a completely depleted state.

No way, today, let’s do a freeload broadcast.

Then the viewers started to go wild.

I chuckled lightly at the viewers’ reactions.

So, what can you viewers even do?

Huh? You’re just a bunch of nerds who can only whine in the chat!

[Seo-Ah’s Pouch has donated 5 candies.]

– As of today, I will be locking my wallet.

“Oh dear Chairman, I’m sorry. I will immediately present quality content. Bowing!”

– LOL, now who’s the loser? Come on, respond.

– The sight of the streamer succumbing to a strong chairman… that’s precious.

– Honestly, if I’m gonna get scolded for doing a freeload broadcast, there’s reason behind it. I should bow my head and admit defeat.

Since the shameless strategy failed, I scrambled to remedy the situation.

What quality content could I present right now?

In fact, strictly speaking, I wrote “quality content,” but that doesn’t mean anything; it just has to satisfy the viewers’ needs.

Without needing to rack my brain, I entered the fan cafe and checked the content recommendation board.

Ah! This is the joy of running a fan cafe.

I can utilize all the fans’ hard work with just a few ‘Dtal-kak!’s.

“Hmm. They say a new genre game just came out. Should we try this today?”

– No, no, that’s barely got a rating above 3. It’s a bad game.

– If you’re going to play a genre game, I recommend Oxygen Not Included; it’s surprisingly fun.

– Rather play League of Legends or Battlegrounds!

I read content recommendation posts step by step while keeping an eye on the viewers’ sentiments.

There were various recommendations including games, songs, drawings, VRC, and dances.

And among them, there was one content that stood out the most.

“Hmm? Professor Jeo’s break notice World Cup? This sounds like fun, right? I think I remember it was recommended before.”

– Oh! Come to think of it, Seoa hasn’t done this yet, LOL.

– For real, this is a cheat key; we have to do it.

– Professor Jeo’s break notice is a masterpiece.

– Honestly, the comments below the notice are the real gems.

Pretending not to know so that the viewers could get even more excited, I actually knew who Professor Jeo was.

It’s hard not to know a popular streamer and YouTuber from Pangea TV who stands out for jungle tutorial videos on YouTube, given that they have the catchphrase ‘Jungle is Jeo Tube.’

‘I’ve looked up quite a few videos on YouTube, but it’s a pity they recently enlisted.’

I remember they were discharged in the latter half of 2024.

Even after discharge, they didn’t have connections with Lucy due to focusing on League of Legends, and naturally, the information I had only went that far.

“Is this really that popular? Then should we give it a try? If it’s boring, will you take responsibility?”

The viewers’ immediate responses suggest that this indeed seems like great content.

Just to be sure, I checked with my manager, Mr. Jeyuk Samgyeopsal, received the link, and selected “Professor Jeo’s Break Notice” for the ideal type World Cup.

“It says we can have up to 32 finalists. I just choose this one, right?”

– Yes, yes; please check the comments by searching for the respective notice on Professor Jeo’s broadcast channel in between.

– For real, we need to check the comments too for it to be entertaining.

– Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

“……”

From the reactions right now, it feels like none of my fans are here; everyone appears to be a fan of Professor Jeo.

They usually enjoy my content like this.

I suppressed a bitter smile and pressed the execution button for the 32 finalists.

Then, the screen divided into left and right and displayed the notice written by Professor Jeo from the past.

I first examined the left side.

[Due to circumstances, I’m going on a break.]

Hmm. The title is straightforward.

What kind of circumstances could it be?

I glanced down slightly to examine the content of the notice.

– I’m going on a break due to some sad occurrences.

“……”

What is this break notice?

There were many points that needed to be addressed.

First of all, the content lacked any sincerity.

Wouldn’t fans become angry if a notice was written like this?

And the frustrating point was that the notice did not follow any grammar rules.

“Is this written on purpose?”

– The terrible grammar is the charm of Professor Jeo’s notices.

– This is the hallmark of a real man; real men don’t unnecessarily elaborate in their notices.

– Let’s check the comments~

“……”

I became unsure whether the viewers’ reactions were sarcastic or genuine.

Ultimately, I would need to check the comments to uncover the truth.

I entered Professor Jeo’s broadcasting channel, searched for the notice, and scrolled down to read the comments.

– This guy broke up with his gay boyfriend yesterday, so he couldn’t start the broadcast. [up 485]

– Idiot. [up 452]

– I honestly want to make a sad occurrence for him. [up 411]

“Um… So, these people are fans, right?”

Imagining comments like these appearing on my notice already made me dizzy.

Then the viewers replied.

Professor Jeo’s notice is originally meant to play like that.

They urged me to quickly check the next notice.

Can I continue doing this?

In that moment, I had a doubt.

Are the viewers indirectly making me experience through the terrible comments on Professor Jeo’s notice to threaten me against writing break notices again?

I still couldn’t discern the truth.