Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 267

Episode 267: Ilsan Baron

Fortunately, Kkaenam’s questioning did not last long.

This was because they quickly arrived at their destination, V-City, flying through the air.

Looking at the map, it seemed that Na-roshi was working in the underground mega farm, while the rest were nowhere to be seen, likely engrossed in construction work on Sky Island for quite some time.

“Follow me.”

“Wow! This place is really well made. It’s got a modern vibe, right? Oh, there are traffic lights over there too.”

If one had to pick the company that is the furthest from architecture in Lena World, Akatsuki would probably be at the top of that list.

Excluding Mu-yo, there were no individuals familiar with construction.

‘So they had a tough time creating an underground city after receiving funding for construction. With such a small number of people, they set the scale way too big from the beginning.’

In fact, when it came to scale, our Sky Island was no small feat, but the architectural skills of the staff were incomparable.

From Na-roshi to Miho, Lucy, Supniti, and Han A-yeon, they were all excellent construction personnel who could easily deliver more than one person’s worth of work, no matter which company they went to.

The difference in construction speed compared to Akatsuki, which had a similar headcount, was on a completely different level.

“Oooh! What’s this? The underground is amazing!”

“Wait, how can an underground space be this big? It’s like a soccer field!”

The two were in awe of the underground mega farm.

Eventually, their gaze was inevitably drawn to the mini tractor that Na-roshi was driving.

He was quickly moving about, harvesting crops.

Their impressed exclamations followed.

“Roshi, can you come here for a moment?”

“Ah! Yes, Master.”

Seemingly focused on his work, Na-roshi seemed to notice our presence a bit late.

Approaching somewhat nervously due to the sudden appearance of outsiders, Na-roshi was introduced to the two in turn, allowing them to greet one another.

And then we got straight to the point.

“So, who do you think is better looking between the two of them?”

“Huh?”

“Wait, so suddenly?”

Both Na-roshi and Oh Young-jun were, of course, taken aback.

But I pushed ahead boldly.

“If we drag out the conversation too much, preconceptions might form. Aren’t they supposed to be evaluated only on their appearances? You’re not shy, are you? Trying to charm them in conversation?”

“Oh ho! Seoa, I’m Oh Young-jun. What are you saying? I’m always ready.”

“Na-roshi, just ignore that old man’s nonsense and just pick one.”

“…….”

Na-roshi, still flustered, looked into my eyes, and when I nodded to assure him it was okay, he gained some confidence and moved the mouse.

“Then I’ll go on the air with the two of you for a bit. Please make sure you appear well on camera.”

“Ah, the camera isn’t really working well today. Can’t be helped. I’ll treat this as a handicap.”

“Hah! The camera isn’t the issue; your face itself has been a handicap since you were born. Speak correctly.”

Even in such a situation, the two didn’t stop biting at each other, definitely giving off a vibe of true friendship.

While Na-roshi was checking his appearance, I entered the broadcast of the two directly.

It seemed that my turn for judgment would be coming around soon.

In fact, I already knew their faces even before the regression, but neither were they professional male streamers, and the outcomes could vary greatly depending on that day’s condition.

“Um…….”

First, Oh Young-jun appeared.

Wearing glasses with a slightly unkempt hair and checkered clothing.

He had the classic church boy style.

You could say he had an average appearance.

On the other hand, Kkaenam was different.

His hair was cut short like a soldier’s.

He had said he got this haircut as a punishment in Battlegrounds CK, and the reason was anything but ordinary.

With slightly droopy, sleepy-looking eyes and a slender jawline.

He didn’t resemble him closely, but in a similar way, comedian Han Min-kwan came to mind.

“I’ve made my decision.”

“Phew…… Seriously!”

“Haha! The ugly one looks even uglier because he’s scared.”

Na-roshi, with his bold personality, quickly pointed out the winner.

That was Kkaenam.

“Right! How about it, you ugly guy? This is reality. Huh? Get out of the fantasy world.”

“…… What’s the reason?”

“Um. I like unique appearances. Those slightly sleepy eyes and that closely cropped hair make me want to ruffle it.”

Kkaenam cheered at Na-roshi’s evaluation, while Oh Young-jun bowed his head deeply.

A moment later, it was time to move on to find the next evaluator.

Oh Young-jun, clearly sulking, said,

“Na-roshi, let’s meet during this Purge Day for sure. Absolutely!”

I moved on, leaving behind the chat room filled with Oh Young-jun’s pitiful comments. On the map, someone was approaching quickly.

Upon checking, it was Mayo.

“I’ve been working hard, and here you are, Seoa unnie, just messing around. It’s a call for all workers of the world to unite and defeat the wicked employer.”

“…… You keep saying strange things. More importantly, you’ve come at a good time.”

After introducing Mayo to the two and explaining the current situation, Mayo, having checked their faces for a moment, asked,

“I’d like to know your League of Legends tiers.”

“League of Legends tier? Suddenly?”

The unexpected question made the two tilt their heads.

Since it wasn’t really a secret, a prompt answer came.

“I’m Challenger, but I haven’t played much recently, so you can consider me Master now.”

“I got to Platinum. I’ve probably dropped to Gold by now.”

“It’s been decided. Oh Young-jun is good-looking.”

“Yes! Mayo, you really have a keen eye for male looks. Your standards are definitely high.”

“Why?!”

Leaving behind Kkaenam’s wails, Mayo hurriedly disappeared, saying she had to get back to work.

Oh Young-jun, joyfully laughing, reached out pitifully, saying Kkaenam should at least let him know why.

Noticing Mayo’s selection criteria, I let out a quiet sigh.

Ugh! She’s such a crazy League of Legends girl.

“Anyway, this makes it 1:1. A fierce contest! Shall we continue?”

“Yeah, let’s see this through to the end!”

“Ha! If I lose, I’ll change my nickname. From Kkaenam to Onam.”

The battle of pride between the two was heating up more and more.

Before long, word of this must have spread to the community, as the number of viewers was increasing.

– Haha, it’s hilarious watching the squids fight over who’s better looking.

– But honestly, Young-jun is about 185cm tall, and with that face, isn’t he quite decent? Shouldn’t he win hands down?

– Young-jun’s sub-character, come on in!

Managing the excessively absurd chats, I stood at the entrance of the high-speed elevator located on the outskirts of V-City.

“Once you get inside, just ride it straight up without messing with the directional keys. You only need to move when you get to the last stop. I’ll go first.”

With me leading the way, we took turns hopping onto the elevator.

“Whoa! What’s this? I didn’t know this existed!”

“Hey, this is amazing. We should install this in our underground meeting room.”

Hearing their exclamations, we traveled through two intermediate resting points to finally reach Sky Island.

The two seemed surprised by the unusual entry process of Sky Island.

After all, it hadn’t yet been opened to members of other companies.

“Welcome to Sky Island Skypia. You’re the official first guests. It’s not fully completed yet, though.”

The automatic opening device at the elevator entrance activated, revealing a grand monument that welcomed us.

It rose majestically, overwhelming those who beheld it.

Inside were the usernames of viewers who contributed to the funding for the construction of Sky Island, engraved using image photos.

“Wow. This is amazing.”

“That’s a good idea. Those are the usernames of people who participated in the funding, right?”

“Yes. We specifically recorded those who funded over 1,000 units.”

“The viewers must have loved this.”

Oh Young-jun smiled contentedly, saying he got a good tip.

Yep~ I originally thought of this before the regression when Akatsuki did it and I just beat them to it.

“Shall we go?”

“Wow. The floor is all white. Is this meant to represent clouds?”

“Awesome! What’s that? It looks just like a Greek temple.”

“Don’t get all worked up about something you’ve never seen before with your ugly face!”

For a company like Akatsuki, lacking in architectural skill, this level of presentation was quite impressive.

Thus, the first target we visited after looking around the map was Supniti, who was working closest.

– Oh! It’s Kkaenam!

– Haha, the rumor spread in just one day.

– For real, streamers who just play casually should all reflect after watching Kkaenam’s broadcast; at least they should have the authenticity to share some snoring.

“……”

Cheering for Supniti silently, I immediately continued with the introductions and situation explanations.

“Hey, Sup, you know me. It’s your brother.”

“What? You guys knew each other? Uh oh, this isn’t fair.”

Oh Young-jun and Supniti had interacted a few times in the early days of Lena World, writing 19+ stories appropriate for their ages.

Before long, Supniti firmly made her decision.

“I choose Kkaenam.”

“Good! Take that, you ugly guy. It’s 2:1.”

“Why?!”

“During that time when you were writing the story, you left me on the bed and ran away. I prefer strong men over weak ones.”

“What? Hah! My nickname is Ilsan Baron. You know Baron, right? Baron!”

“Beep! That’s enough. Let’s maintain our boundaries.”

I hastily intervened to calm the excited Oh Young-jun.

I mean, why would this person ever halt anyone’s broadcast?

The content was on fire.