Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 268

Episode 268: Let’s Have a Drink~

– Ilsan Baron: Could it be that they mistook the Void Larvae coming out before that?

– I tend to hit hard, but a skinny style like Kkaenam is the real deal. There’s a saying that dry firewood burns longer, right?

– What on earth are these people talking about since earlier? Haha.

Anyway, if viewers don’t cut off the stream at an appropriate time, the brain rot will go on endlessly.

After hurriedly managing the chat room, I guided the two to the next staff member.

“Lucy unnie!”

“Yeah. Our Seo-A came!”

These days, I find myself discovering a lot of Lucy’s sides that I didn’t know before.

She has a strong sense of vigilance, but towards those who break through that wall, she turns completely cute like a gentle giant dog?

I didn’t know before because I didn’t have any streamer friends before regression.

Even the crew life was just talk, as the crew members were more like business relationships.

Thanks to that, I’ve been in a 24-hour alert state lately.

Now, it’s no longer about bias; it’s about colleagues moving toward a common goal!

I’m trying to consciously think of it this way, but it’s not so easy to control one’s feelings.

So, sometimes I feel a mix of jealousy and wariness towards every streamer approaching Lucy.

In the past before regression, those who didn’t even watch the streams were so noisy, while I watched from the beginning, did promotions, supported, subscribed, and saw from Hakkoh days — I’m special while these guys are…

Ahem! Let’s calm down.

I almost ended up darkening for a moment without realizing it.

Still, it’s really sad to think that someone could get close to Lucy and monopolize such cute moments.

That’s why, without realizing it, I applied a different standard this time.

“So, unnie. You just need to pick the less handsome one out of the two.”

“Hmm? Not the handsome one?”

“Yes. Anyway, the result will come out. So let’s choose the less handsome one.”

“Why? It would be better to pick the handsome one if possible. It will improve the mood of those listening…”

Zing-!

There’s no way I can let anyone say someone is handsome or that he’s closer to their ideal type from Lucy’s mouth.

As I blocked Mr. Young-jun’s grumbling with a fierce gaze, I waited for Lucy’s choice.

Lucy unnie, quickly pick the less handsome one!

After some hesitation, Lucy raised her hand and pointed at Kkaenam.

“Uh, why!”

“His hair… too short, so it’s scary.”

“Pfft! You hit the nail on the head. It’s ugly enough, and with hair this short, it’s totally a crime type, a crime type.”

“No, I’m someone who can live without laws. This is really too much!”

And so, the score was tied again at 2:2.

Is the balance really this golden?

As the competition continued so exquisitely, both the viewers’ engagement and the participants’ immersion were rising.

“Wow! Baebaksoo hyung added 2,000 candies? Oh, thank you very much. Baebaksoo hyung believes in my victory after all. That’s why you added the prize money, right?”

“Kkaerolol hyung added 3,000! That’s right. No matter how you look at it, my appearance isn’t losing. Trust me to go all out. I’ll make sure to school that person today.”

In the overheated atmosphere, the prize money that started at 3,000 had now reached 10,000.

Why is their appearance contest reaching 10,000?

Still, since the viewers’ reactions were good, we decided to continue.

“Seo-A unnie!”

“Right, Ayeon was working hard.”

“Seo-A, you came?”

This time, Han A-yeon and Miho were working in the same area, so I ended up meeting them both at the same time.

The four exchanged greetings in a gentle atmosphere.

Then I explained about the ongoing appearance contest and gave the two of them a brief appeal time.

“Hello. I’m 33 years old, Ilsan Baron Mr. Young-jun. By the way, I have a nice car and a house.”

“Hey, are you trying to appeal with something cowardly like that? It’s an appearance contest! If we’re going to go there, I recently bought a house too.”

“Oh, a house? Where…”

“Ahem, I got a big loan near Yeouido to buy it.”

“Yeouido! Can we be close friends?”

When Kkaenam mentioned Yeouido, known for its expensive land prices, Miho’s eyes turned into $_$.

Hey, you guys, this is not a wealth contest; it’s an appearance contest!

Then came the moment of choice.

Miho chose Kkaenam without hesitation, while Han A-yeon, who was contemplating for a moment, picked Mr. Young-jun.

I can probably guess Miho’s reason without having to ask… What about A-yeon?

“Um, he looks nice because he has that church oppa vibe.”

Oh no, A-yeon is still young and doesn’t know how devious church oppas can be.

If you listen to stories on the radio, there are so many cases of girlfriends being taken by church oppas!

Anyway, even though it wasn’t staged, the result surprisingly matched again at 3:3.

Is this what they call the god of broadcasting descending in such a situation?

As the score kept being tied, the atmosphere grew hotter, and the two even yelled ‘next!’ while looking at me.

“Um, the individuals here are the last staff.”

“What?”

“Yes, V-Live Company also had fewer staff. But since we’ve come this far, we have to face the competition. Just go out and grab anyone…”

Tut tut, such an impatient personality.

I pointed at myself with my thumb as if to show off. Isn’t the last stronghold of V-Live Company still me?

“Seo-A, it’s me, you know. I’m Young-jun oppa. I even recorded a birthday video for you and sponsored candy that day.”

“Seo-A-nim, though we’re meeting for the first time today, we’ve built plenty of internal intimacy through the viewers’ cuckoo. Let’s do a Battleground squad together sometime. I’ll definitely bring plenty of mission candy. I’ll fry chicken for you properly.”

Oh ho! What do these people see me as?

I don’t trust gifts from the past or vague future mission candy.

What matters is only the sponsorship right at this moment.

[Kkaerolol has sponsored 500 candies.]

– Our Kkaenam is a hidden gem. If you take a good look, he really looks handsome. I thought he looked good after seeing him for about 3 years too.

[Bungeobbang Merchant has sponsored 777 candies.]

– Our Mr. Young-jun may be ugly, but please give him some support. They say ugly guys get one more tteok… Oh, was that not it?

[Kkaenam loves you has sponsored 1,111 candies.]

– Kkaekero~ Kkaekero~ I will only trust Seo-A-nim.

“Alright, I’ve made up my mind!”

“Uh? Didn’t we still not see our camp screen? Wait a bit. I will come out in the outfit I’m most confident in.”

“Hah! Do you think drawing on a pumpkin will make it a watermelon? I’ll show you my confidently natural looks…”

“Hey! Didn’t you just say you were going to the bathroom and that you put something on your face? A viewer reported that. What? Natural?”

As the final moment approached, the tension intensified.

Unfortunately, it seems I can no longer waste time with the two.

I have to proceed with today’s agenda.

Everyone has drawn enough streaming angles, so they wouldn’t feel regret.

“Then I will decide right away.”

I want to clarify that my decision was not made because Kkaenam’s fans’ Naksu was sweeter.

I’m a conscientious streamer who maintains my principles.

“I have one request.”

“…What is it?”

I pointed at Mr. Young-jun.

To take off his glasses.

At that one phrase, the fans started to buzz, and Mr. Young-jun’s body stiffened with tension.

“D-Do I really have to?”

“Yes. Kkaenam doesn’t wear glasses. We have to see their bare faces fairly.”

Since the situation has progressed this far, there’s no turning back.

Mr. Young-jun, biting his lips tightly, finally resolved to take off his glasses.

“…”

“Kkaenam wins.”

“Why!”

I decided to skip the details since explaining would be pouring salt on Mr. Young-jun’s wounds.

[Bungeobbang Merchant has sponsored 1,000 candies.]

– Young-jun! Hang in there! They say a man’s ability is more important than his face.

[Don’t cry, silly has sponsored 500 candies.]

– Young-jun, no matter if you’re Ilsan Baron or whatever, it seems like you won’t ever have a chance anyway, so let’s just be Baron Larvae.

[Agro Likes It has sponsored 5 candies.]

– Hey, are you crying? Are you crying? Haha.

[Agro Likes It has been forcibly dismissed.]

“Uwaaaa!”

With wings spread wide, Mr. Young-jun soared up with a shriek, leaving Sky Island behind.

“Puhahaha! Hey, ugly hyung, let’s go together!”

Kkaenam’s voice followed with laughter.

“Eh? Are you okay, Mr. Young-jun? Shouldn’t we comfort him?”

“…”

For a moment, I thought I might have gone too far, but as seen in the last chat, the fans would financially support him with candies.

After all, he made money, right? Let’s have a drink~