Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 266
Chapter 266 Kkaenam
Today also goes by busily.
While struggling to endure the aftermath of 24-hour non-stop streaming, I reported to my staff as soon as I arrived at work and spread the new instructions.
The completion rate of Sky Island Skypia is currently close to 50%.
After encouraging the construction team to aim for the second week’s completion, I called Mayo aside.
“From today, make sure to farm plenty of Ghast tears, Blazer sticks, and Ender pearls.”
“Hmm? Those are the essence materials for Myth-grade equipment. Asking for those means it’s finally time for us to challenge.”
“Stop getting excited and just farm. They’re essential materials anyway, so we can sell them to other companies.”
“Mayo is a farming god. I’m confident.”
“Just know that if you slack off and go far away while claiming you’re farming, you’ll get in trouble. I’ll be sneaking in to monitor you.”
“Cheh!”
“What’s that reaction!”
“You mischievous old hag! Ruthless employer! I’m going to report you to the Ministry of Employment and Labor.”
In a flash, Mayo spat out those words and bolted away, stirring up a desire within me to catch them and lay them across my knees for a spank.
I’m not usually like this, but the body type revealed in Mayo’s last fan cam felt optimized for such antics, and I couldn’t help it…
“Ahem. Let’s get to work.”
Shaking my head to scatter my troublesome thoughts, I used a Lena coin to transport myself to Beginning Village.
I had just logged in and hadn’t received my daily mission yet.
The rewards are surprisingly decent, so I can’t afford to miss even one day.
If I accidentally forget and miss it, the mission quests shouting about value for money will take over the chat room, so I cannot let my guard down.
“No matter how I see it, I’m better. Huh? Who would like a face like yours?”
“No, this skull-headed guy can’t read the situation. This won’t do. You’re getting a proper education today. Follow me!”
Amidst the commotion, a familiar voice reached my ears.
What is it? Curiosity piqued as I sought out the source of the sound, I found Mr. Young-jun quarreling with someone else after a long time.
“Hm? Who is this character that resembles the Doraemon character Nobita?”
Knowing the story of Akatsuki, I quickly realized the identity of the other person.
It was Kkaenam, vice president and successor to Mr. Wangko, the dictator of Pangea TV’s PUBG board.
Originally, he started streaming on LebitTV but transitioned to Pangea TV, becoming a popular case with his unique witty talk.
He was a person with quite a close relationship with Mr. Young-jun.
“Hey, you ugly guy. Coming into this server with that face, hitting on female streamers. Huh?”
“Hah? It’s frustrating to see such an ugly person staring. I mean, anyone can see I’m better than you.”
“…….”
I thought they were close, but was that a misunderstanding?
Anyway, it seemed like something amusing was happening, so I slyly approached the two.
As a streamer, I couldn’t miss out on a fun broadcasting angle.
“Hey, Uncle Young-jun, hi hi. Long time no see.”
“This ugly guy belongs here… Huh? It’s Seoa. It’s been a while. But call me ‘Oppa,’ not ‘Uncle.’”
“Ugh! This old man’s obsession with being called ‘Oppa’ is ruining his image as a human streamer. Hello, beautiful lady. I’m Kkaenam.”
“Kkae Kkae~ Kkae Kkae~”
“Oh! You know my reaction!”
This is exactly how to gain favor.
Kkaenam’s fandom was known for being as loyal as female streamers’ fans despite being a male streamer.
Having a favor from both the fandom and the streamer would be beneficial down the line.
[Kkaenam-dalryeo has sponsored 111 candies.]
– You know our Kkaenam haha
[Kkaedolsingsing has sponsored 111 candies.]
– Please do a Kkae Kkae reaction
– Wow~ Kkaenak is pouring down
Look at this, an influx of new fans as if they were waiting for it.
It’s said that the tendencies of fans are highly influenced by the streamer, but Kkaenam’s fandom seems to have a very strong need for recognition.
The reason might be attributed to Kkaenam’s somewhat ambiguous position.
Kkaenam’s base of average viewers hovered between 3,000 and 4,000.
It fell significantly short when compared to big company streamers.
However, Kkaenam had a devoted fandom.
Among mid-level streamers, while Sayoh had the highest viewer count, Kkaenam far surpassed Sayoh in terms of candy power.
When considering both viewers and candy power, Kkaenam could be considered among the top mid-level streamers.
‘That’s why. Recognizable, referred to as the vice president in the PUBG realm, and with strong candy power. But he can’t be a big company streamer.’
Such aspects provoke the hearts of the loyal fans.
Ah, I hope our streamer gains more recognition from many people.
That’s why Kkaenam is also known for pouring a lot of candies.
Before my regression in February, Kkaenam and Hakkoh, a virtual streamer linked through a marriage concept in Lena World, proved this fact by occupying the top spot in that month’s virtual streamer candy ranking.
“But what are you two arguing about? I came by after hearing fighting sounds.”
“Oh, right. I was fighting with this ugly guy.”
“Hah? Even if you call me ‘brother,’ there’s a limit to how much I can overlook. Where do you get off being critical about faces? You look like a hamster.”
“What? Hamster? Are you done talking?”
“I haven’t finished yet. What’s it gonna be!”
“…….”
Mr. Young-jun was born in ‘91, and Kkaenam was in ‘93?
They’re both old enough, yet they’re fighting like elementary school kids.
So I asked why a fight over looks suddenly erupted.
“No, it’s because our Akatsuki’s major shareholder set a mission.”
“He said he’d give 3,000 candies to the better-looking one between us.”
“Ah…”
That certainly sounds like a reason to get heated.
Just the mission for 3,000 candies is considerable, but acknowledging superiority regarding looks touches on pride.
So, amidst this WWE-style brawl, there was indeed real intensity interspersed.
“Right. There was this method. Seoa, it worked out perfectly.”
“What is it?”
“You’ll decide who among us is better looking. How about it? That makes it clean.”
“Eh? Me?”
That was an unexpected proposal.
But I am a professional broadcaster.
Without panicking, I quickly started thinking.
Not bad.
Just imagining it gave rise to multiple fun broadcasting angles.
‘But this won’t suffice. Let’s expand the game a bit more.’
Mr. Young-jun and Kkaenam might not be big company streamers, but they were evaluated as being right below that level in the Minecraft realm, making them streamers who are bound to rise further.
They are individuals who could be quite helpful if brought closer.
So, I decided to involve not just myself but also the staff from our company.
It would be beneficial for everyone.
‘As a leader, I should take care of what I can.’
Having sorted out my thoughts in that brief moment, I slowly began persuading the two.
Isn’t the evaluation I get from just one person lacking in objectivity?
“So, let’s head to our company for evaluations. Having multiple opinions provides objectivity and is a good idea, right? Plus, I believe Kkaenam has never been there before. It will be a good chance for sightseeing, too.”
“That sounds good. If it ends at 1:0, this ugly guy can come up with excuses. But if it’s more like 3:0, he won’t have a choice but to accept it.”
“This old guy is out of his mind. 3:0? Don’t start begging for more people after losing.”
“…….”
Hmm, but actually, there’s something I wanted to say from earlier.
Are both of them so confident about their appearances?
No matter how I look at it, that level of confidence wasn’t justified, but I chose not to mention it.
Sometimes, hiding the truth can be a kindness.
With that, we spread our wings and flew towards V-City.
On the way, Kkaenam seemed curious about me, throwing various questions.
It’s natural for someone who hadn’t even known about the virtual genre just a few months back to become the head of a company, sparking curiosity.
Yeah, I first thought they were all basic kinds of questions.
“I heard you were born in ’00, so that makes a 7-year difference between us. Honestly, this old man is 9 years older, so it’s a bit much, but that means you can still call me ‘Oppa,’ right?”
“Funny guy. What’s so different about a 7-year difference versus a 9-year difference?”
“Ah, don’t interrupt. Oh! I just saw in the chat that when Seoa-nim turned on the fan cam, she totally had a model figure. Is that true?”
“…….”
Kkaenam got overly excited and raised his voice.
Seeing that reaction, I recalled Kkaenam’s nickname from before my regression.
It was “The Red Pill Hunter of the Virtual World.”
The sirens blaring in my head alerted me to an emergency.
Beeeeeeeeep!