Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 133

Episode 133 Waiting for That Day

Oha grumbled, but quickly agreed to grant a wish, saying, “Where would someone like me use a Hakkoh’s wish?”

So I smiled and said, “Who knows, maybe I’ll receive the grand prize at the year-end awards and become a partner streamer.”

Oha said he would use the wish when he became someone that big.

“I really hope that happens. If that day comes, I’ll give you not just one wish but two, maybe even three.”

At that point, my conscience pricked too much for me to accept it.

After freeing Oha from the trap, I granted him his freedom along with the repaired pickaxe.

As a bonus, I also gifted him a set of diamond armor without options.

While it couldn’t compare to Mist, who was getting all sorts of support, this should at least save face.

“Dobby is free! Enjoy Minecraft, Teacher Oha.”

“Hmm? Am I no longer a junior?”

“Hey! A teacher is always a teacher. A teacher’s grace is as immense as the sky~ The more you look up, the higher it gets~”

“Honestly speaking, Seoa, you know you really deserve a slap, right?”

I wrapped things up beautifully and even organized the family tree.

No matter how much I owed him, I couldn’t treat someone six years older than me as a junior.

I just temporarily used more comfortable titles for smooth communication.

After sending Oha off, Miho approached and asked, “If you like him, why not invite him to join? He seems like a decent person.”

“No. I think it’s better to leave him alone rather than bringing him over for no reason.”

After all, I made connections with difficulty, and if I accidentally interfered and ruined it, it could be troublesome.

Oha had to create a company on his own, and when Wangko joined the server later, he had to become his right-hand man.

That was the fate waiting for Oha.

“By the way, do you all know about Saturday?”

“Yeah. I know.”

“Didn’t they say they would only run a test for one hour since it’s the first week?”

“Mayo is super excited for Saturday.”

“But when did your speech become like that? You keep ending your sentences with ‘gosh.’”

When I asked, she pretended not to hear and looked away.

I think this attitude started after Daia CK.

Could it be that she thought Ami-chan’s ‘ijiyo’ was cute and came up with her own version?

“Cute, so cute.”

“Hmph! Everyone knows that Mayo is cute.”

But could it be that Jeong-geul was now using that tone as a habit while playing League of Legends like usual?

***

Today, Mr. Lena’s Land did not take a break.

They said it was a rare break, but suddenly started a broadcast to promote the very first content of Lena World happening this Saturday.

It was hard to suppress the laugh that came out as the intent was transparent.

“Poco Server will have most rules lifted starting Saturday, and the war will officially begin.”

They probably wanted to quell that topic a bit.

From the start, matching the date to Saturday and preparing this content was so meaningful.

-Purge Day.

The only day in Lena World, which claims to be a healing server, where everything is permitted.

Ah, even if it’s called a day, in reality, it was short, lasting only about 3-4 hours.

Even on the first implementation Saturday, it was anticipated that there would be many trial and error, so they planned to only run it as a demonstration for one hour.

“Well, for now, we think of allowing most things. PK is basic, and even looting and destruction.”

-Looting and destruction sounds a bit much, though;;

-I heard Purge Day is every Saturday, but what if my beautifully built house gets destroyed every week? I’d probably lose my mind.

-If you think about losing precious gear you fought hard to collect, it’ll really make you angry.

The audience had mixed opinions about the first-ever server content in Lena World.

As I explored Mr. Lena’s broadcast and looked at the audience’s chat, surprisingly, there were many people with foresight.

“Things like that will actually cause chaos. Can we say it’s genuine?”

My Home, painstakingly built by gathering precious materials and watching YouTube videos, with every block carefully placed.

What if that was damaged by a pickaxe or exploded by TNT?

It’s understandable that one’s mental state would shatter.

When people who experienced that situation started to shed tears, the community was thrown into chaos.

So, the rules for Purge Day were quickly revised.

“While we shout ‘Let’s Purge,’ we’ll hardly touch the buildings.”

If anyone does damage, the perpetrator has to ‘restore’ what they destroyed, as per the revised rule.

This ended up drawing some ridicule.

It’s called ‘Purge Day,’ but if you have to restore after blatantly destroying, what does that mean?

On the other hand, there was considerable opposition to getting too serious on a healing server, and ultimately Purge Day became increasingly ambiguous and was faced with the conclusion of being abolished.

Instead, an ‘Arena’ content was created.

This is a story for the future.

For now, interest in Purge Day was high.

“Yes, yes, I understand there are various concerns. Therefore, for this week, we plan to hold it as a trial for only one hour, identifying and improving any problematic parts during the process.”

-But I think this is necessary. The healing vibe is nice, but if we just watch mining, farming, and building for a week, it feels too boring… sometimes we need dopamine.

-For real, even if it’s just for a few hours once a week, that’s not bad.

-But doesn’t this make it seem like a slaughterhouse? Both Mist and Oha are ex-pros, and there are tons of virtual players who seem to struggle with even simple controls, haha.

-But if Oha and Mist face off with similar gear, who would win?

-League of Legends pro vs. Battlegrounds pro, whoa;; I can’t resist that.

-But isn’t Endyu quite powerful too? He has great gear and achieved the first Ender Dragon hunting achievement.

As deep content appeared, the ranking games began.

In reality, being the top power on a healing server doesn’t hold much significance, but in Pangea TV, which is primarily male viewers, it’s always a popular topic.

Top power? How thrilling is that?

“There may be shortcomings since this is the first time attempting this content, but I sincerely hope many streamers will participate… and while it’s small, we have prizes prepared. The person achieving the most kills will get 1 million Lena, second place will get 500,000, and third place will get 300,000 Lena. So please treat it as a festival and enjoy.”

-Haha, but isn’t it guaranteed that virtual people are the prey? How can they enjoy that?

-A server where virtual people are collectively slaughtered, whoa;;

-If everyone intentionally avoids logging in at that time, it would be hilarious.

1 million Lena means that equals 200 diamonds.

Even with the best pickaxe, you’d be lucky to finish it in under 3 hours.

You can’t resist such a sweet prize.

Moreover, if I and Mayo collectively take second place, that’s 1.5 million Lena.

The point here was that no one regarded Mayo and me as the winning candidates.

In fact, there was some intention behind steering public sentiment that way.

Every day I just mined, and when the viewers started getting bored, I would go to the village and chat with other streamers, showing only that interaction.

I had good gear, but didn’t showcase any flashy controls or power.

So it was natural that no one expected anything.

Mayo was in a similar position as me.

“The start time will be at 8 PM and will run for just one hour. I’d like to ask for everyone’s attention and participation once again.”

-It’s the first server content ever held in Lena World, so everyone should participate, right?

-I’m curious how it will go in a server that usually just laughs and chats.

-But honestly, even if destruction is allowed, I doubt anyone would seriously break their house. That’s really inviting a fight and would lead to genuine anger.

With that, Mr. Lena’s sudden broadcast ended.

After that, opinions in my broadcast chat were also varied.

Some viewers suggested not logging in to avoid any trouble and doing something else during that time, while others were already getting excited about the need to protect the V-Live Crew building.

“Alright, everyone, stay calm. There’s no need to worry, we will definitely protect the buildings.”

Of course, I didn’t plan to only protect the buildings.

If we were to be precise, I’d be the one going to destroy them.

Ah, since this week is just a taste test, maybe it would be better to take it easy?

“It’s better to blow up everything at a time when I can get more attention.”

It would be best to make my move after a big company streamer had joined the server and the overall viewership increased.

That way, I could leave a strong impression on a large number of viewers.

I’m already looking forward to that day.