Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 132

Episode 132: Oh-ha’s Appearance

Although it feels buried because of Mist and Haisuya, Oh-ha, who secured the 6th rank in the V-Live fandom with active support, successfully entered Lena World.

However, unlike Mist, there was no one to warmly welcome Oh-ha.

Part of the reason was that she entered at a different late hour due to a prior schedule, and Oh-ha’s caliber wasn’t significantly different from the other Hakkoh Virtuals.

A painfully cold reality.

But I know the truth.

In the future, Oh-ha will become a partner streamer and receive the grand prize at the end-of-year awards ceremony in 2023.

In contrast, Mist struggles to even have a proper broadcast due to noisy incidents and controversies.

The sharply contrasting fates of two streamers who entered Lena World on the same day.

This is why the streaming community has no way of knowing what tomorrow holds.

“Disciple! I was so lonely alone last night!”

Oh-ha’s Minecraft character rushed toward me, who logged in early in the morning.

The default skin made her look even more shabby and pitiful.

“Disciple? You still haven’t gotten your head together. Lesson punch!”

“Ugh? W-why so suddenly?”

I clicked my tongue at the flustered Oh-ha and said,

“You seem to think this is a PUBG scene, but remember, this is Minecraft Lena World. You’re not a disciple but a senior. A senior!”

“No, Seo-a, why are you being so sharp all of a sudden…”

“Hmm!”

“Yes! Understood, senior!”

“Good, keep it that way.”

Among the many Hakkohs in Lena World, Oh-ha’s success definitely had its reasons.

While skills and dedication matter, just look at how quickly she adapts to the situational comedy.

You need this kind of sense and broadcasting talent.

“Senior, I’m completely new to Minecraft and there are many things that are difficult. Could you help me?”

“If you’re a newbie, didn’t you learn the controls and various things from Plum-mong, the mayor?”

“Yes, I learned as soon as I came in yesterday.”

“That’s all there is to it.”

“Excuse me?”

“You’ve learned everything, so you can go down the mountain now. Junior.”

“…”

Hmm, if I tease her twice, she might cry.

Still, since she is my PUBG disciple and will become a partner streamer, I should treat her accordingly.

“Now, Junior, forget everything and follow me.”

“Wait? Ah! A diamond pickaxe!”

I couldn’t show the ultimate pickaxe to a newbie, so I handed her one with decent efficiency and luck options.

And we decided to mine together today.

I would teach her Spartan-style from A to Z.

“Junior, before we start mining, remember one thing.”

“Yes, what should I remember?”

“From now on, your name is Chun-sik.”

In my dictionary, there’s no such thing as free.

Until she pays back the lesson fee with the pickaxe, Oh-ha was my slave.

***

Oh-ha had a good learning ability.

She easily remembered things after just one teaching, and when I demonstrated once or twice, she followed skillfully.

Is this what’s called a social evil, the PUBG jump?

It’s a meme that exists on Pangea TV, where streamers based on Battle Ground often perform fabulously.

Especially in the CK match where money is involved, they display ghostly performances.

“But it’s not entirely baseless. For the controls, PUBG jumpers really do have a different level.”

In Lena World, and even on the Minecraft servers that opened afterward, most of the ones making a name for themselves in combat power were PUBG jumpers.

It’s not that League of Legends pro gamers can’t do it, but it’s more like FPS players have an exceptional flair?

While training Oh-ha, I suddenly felt that way too.

Conversely, Oh-ha said she was surprised by me.

“Senior, you teach so well and clearly! Thanks to you, I’m already a mining master.”

“Okay. Then add 50,000 Lena to the lesson fee.”

“…”

Oh-ha looked quite surprised by the small content I was progressing in Lena World.

A construction company and a general store selling various equipment and items.

But what impressed Oh-ha the most was the diamond CK that initially settled in Minecraft.

“This is truly innovative! To understand the structure of a game where candy sponsorship doesn’t come easy and incorporate CK as a solution. The choice, method, and rules of CK are all perfect.”

With praises pouring out, just like a Battle Ground streamer living or dying by CK.

I couldn’t help but look at Oh-ha with an awkward gaze.

Actually, the diamond CK was something you created before the regression.

But many things had already changed.

I smiled and said to Oh-ha,

“If you like diamond CK, the patent fee is 50,000 Lena each time you use it.”

“…”

– Daeseoa, who has gone mad over candy, is now poisoned by Lena too ㄷㄷ

– But where are you spending all this hard-earned money? Aside from repairing for gambling, isn’t there nowhere to use it?

– Lena Land said they would open a casino later, so I suppose you can use it there.

Forget the casino.

The end of gamblers is ultimately set in emptiness.

It would be better to run a loan shark for gambling addicts.

‘Right now, no one knows why money is needed.’

The vehicle auction is merely a passing midpoint in a sense.

Myth-grade equipment, which can be considered the end content of Lena World.

To obtain that, you needed a massive amount of funding.

‘At least having money would give you a golden opportunity to attract attention comparable to a big company streamer at least three times.’

Casino opening, vehicle auction, myth equipment.

Those were the three opportunities I thought of.

While the entire operation period of the server was only six months, it can be considered minimal for only three chances, but there are many streamers who fade away without even making a name.

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stand against a five-digit big company streamer with a three-digit viewer count.

If I could get this three times, it wouldn’t be regrettable for the efforts from the server opening onward.

“The kids are throwing a welcome party for you. Do you want to come?”

“Wow! I’m really touched, senior. Let’s go!”

I returned to the village with Oh-ha.

A shiny quartz building stood out.

Hmm, I should start selling that soon.

Although it’s located in a good spot near the portal, it was even more necessary to sell it because of that.

“Oh, you’ve arrived.”

“Hello! I’m Miho from the V-Live Crew.”

“I’m Mayo!”

“I’m Lucy. I enjoyed the content you did with Seo-a.”

“……!”

Even among the Hakkohs, who had turned away from Oh-ha, our crew members with three-digit viewers greeted her warmly.

For Oh-ha, this would be quite an emotional matter now.

People never forget the hard times they went through, and this would be a reason for her to look positively at our crew even after her success.

“Please sit over here.”

“Oh! What is all this? Why such a feast for me!”

Lucy finally showcased her skills.

After just joining and scavenging for a bit of bread, Oh-ha was amazed at the cakes, sushi, and smoked chicken legs on the table.

“Wow, this is amazing. You can make such food, huh?”

While it wasn’t cost-effective, brewing alcohol was also a possibility in Minecraft.

While Oh-ha eagerly collected food, I exchanged meaningful glances with the crew members.

We confirmed that Lena coin remaining on the road today was used.

As I was waiting for the right timing, I suggested taking a commemorative photo and moved Oh-ha to the designated spot.

“Oh, before that, let me borrow that pickaxe. I’ll repair the durability for you.”

“Wow! Your after-service is incredible, senior. Here you go.”

As soon as I received the pickaxe back, preparations were complete.

I dug up the block where Oh-ha was standing with the pickaxe.

“Hmm? Aah!”

As soon as the block was removed, Oh-ha’s character fell into the pre-dug trap.

We gathered around, peering down at Oh-ha in the dark hole.

“Uh-oh! Looks like she’s accidentally fallen into a trap. That’s a deep stone wall, so without a pickaxe, she can’t get out. Plus, she doesn’t have any escape Lena coins.”

“…”

Seeing the basic character without a skin gazing blankly up made her look genuinely foolish.

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“I treat everyone fairly.”

“…… At this point, I have no choice but to tell the administrator. Do you want to go to prison?!”

Tsk! Oh-ha still hasn’t grasped her situation.

I was in touch with the server master early in the morning, and I had delivered bribes too!

And crucially…

“By the way, Lena Land is on break today. Didn’t you see the announcement?”

“Argh!”

I whispered sweetly to the despairing Oh-ha.

“In fact, this is the last point of today’s lesson. Don’t trust people recklessly.”

“Alright! I feel that in my bones now, so please let me out!”

Just letting her out would be boring.

I proudly raised my index finger and made a demand.

“One wish point, and I will let you out, Junior.”

“……”

Both Oh-ha and the crew members around her looked at me with cold gazes.

Wait, am I really the only trash here? Is that what it is?