Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 134
Episode 134: Purge Day
Is it because of the anticipation for Saturday?
Friday disappeared in an instant.
During that time, the community was buzzing with excitement for the first Purge Day.
Particularly, there were many posts focusing on Mist and Oha.
After all, discussions about power can’t avoid talking about control.
It was only natural for the two former professional gamers to gain attention.
And following them was Endyu, the protagonist of the Ender Dragon first k*ll.
His armor was almost fully upgraded aside from the repair option, making his specs quite impressive, and being a Minecraft expert was highly regarded.
No matter how much Oha is a social evil in Battlegrounds, she was not a beginner in Minecraft.
In that sense, the top matchup for this Purge Day was seen as the duel between Mist and Endyu.
After all, they were both Minecraft experts.
Meanwhile, Maya and I were secretly moving below the surface.
An underdog rebellion that no one expected.
How thrilling is that premise?
“Sisters, just keep the house safe for now. We’ll thoroughly mark Mist.”
“Okay.”
“Got it, be careful.”
Endyu probably wouldn’t move.
Because he was a typical Hako Streamer.
He possessed enough power to discuss first place at this point, but the Hako sentiment built up from LebitTV was tying him down.
What if something goes wrong because I overstep?
What if I end up hated by a more reputable streamer and get marked by their fandom…?
In contrast, Mist would move without hesitation.
She was currently the strongest in Lena World, boasting a solid network and was among the mainstream streamers of Pangea TV.
She had nothing to be concerned about.
“That’s what I like. She’ll provide the justification on her own.”
Lena World [It’s 7:50. Please gather at the plaza.]
Ten minutes before Purge Day starts.
All the currently connected players gathered at the plaza next to the Pokémon Center.
Checking the screen slightly, the current number of players was 32.
As the viewership of Lena World increased, the average number of players gradually rose and finally peaked today.
The plaza, usually thought to be quiet, was now bustling with Minecraft characters.
“Oha-sensei, hi!”
“Oh, yeah. Seoa, you’re doing great.”
In the meantime, perhaps using her natural charisma to find someone to walk with, two people appeared behind Oha.
Checking the nicknames above their heads, I exchanged brief greetings with Ka-ang and Rinka.
“Sister, over there.”
“Yes? Ah…”
Maya pointed towards Mist, who could be considered today’s target, walking towards us.
I could also see Dorai and Koko-nyang trailing behind her.
Hmm? There are even more behind them.
How many followers did she gather in two days?
It was nearly the level of a throne king.
Lena World [Once again, I will explain the rules. PK, looting, and destruction of property are all allowed. If you are worried about your items, please put them in a chest and set a lock. After the content ends, please return the looted items by discussing it among yourselves.]
Before I knew it, on a high point in the plaza.
Lena World appeared, floating in admin mode, and spoke.
Everyone hushed and focused on Lena World.
Lena World [If you’re worried about your items getting mixed up, please change their names. Regarding rankings, the administrative team will check the k*ll log and organize the data, so just focus on playing! Oh! And repeated kills on the same player within 10 seconds will not count. Likewise, intentionally dying is illegal. Since there’s a prize involved, we will be strict about this.]
The explanations are now sufficient.
Lena World showcased a professional tone perfect for a voice actor.
Slowly counting down, Lena World cruelly uttered the last second.
Lena World [3, 2, 1… Start killing each other now!]
“Kaak!”
From the start, ambush attacks began all around.
Ugh, I thought I might lose my hearing from being careless.
The majority of streamers gathered in the plaza began to flee in all directions like a swarm of locusts.
Meanwhile, the few predators targeting them drew out their diamond swords leisurely.
“We’ll go ahead.”
“Okay. Be careful on the way.”
I equipped Miho and Lucy with armor that, while not final, was good enough to be upper-tier.
At that point, they should be able to defend against building attacks.
If needed, Supniti or Han A-yeon would also help.
As long as Endyu, Oha, and Mist are out of the picture, the two wouldn’t be threatened.
Back to the main stage.
The remaining groups in the plaza were all four.
Me and Maya.
Mist and her followers.
Oha with Ka-ang and Rinka.
A group led by Apple Mong.
Everyone hesitated while observing each other, but it was Mist who made the first move.
Was it confidence in her skill?
She charged towards the group of Apple Mong, which had the most members.
The diamond equipment sparkled brightly, evidently fully upgraded.
I couldn’t lag behind.
Old titles are indeed valuable, and my diamond sword instinctively sought out Dorai.
“Uh? Uh-oh!”
But Dorai wasn’t simply backing down.
Following Mist gave him some confidence, and he boldly confronted me.
“Attacking me first is declaring war on our company. Are you aware?”
“Really? Company? What’s its name?”
“Bully Gamja Company. The chairman is Mist.”
“I don’t care.”
“Ah!”
Dorai stood his ground boldly but had visible gaps in his armor compared to me, who was fully equipped with diamond gear.
Besides, my physical skills, while not professional level, were certainly above average for a typical female streamer.
In an instant, Dorai was cornered.
“I’m dying! Help!”
“Yikes!”
Koko-nyang tried to help, but Maya was blocking her way.
Maya, equipped with endgame armor and decent physical skills, was also a Minecraft expert.
If she had revealed herself a bit earlier, she might have even been rated higher than Endyu.
Following Dorai, Koko-nyang continually called for help.
“What’s going on? Hurry up and help!”
A startled Mist turned and shouted, and streamers with unfamiliar nicknames like Ppokgeum and Choheechohee rushed in.
“How annoying. Did you put half a heart on me?”
However, with ordinary equipment that had no upgrades, even if they landed a critical hit, the effect was minimal.
Realizing the unfavorable situation, I changed to a bow as I saw Dorai trying to escape, then shot him down.
[Seoa’s bow ‘You’re a virgin’ sniped Dorai.]
The loud first k*ll message resounded.
Hehe, how does it taste?
Didn’t even think about a finishing bow?
Quickly looting the items that dropped to the ground.
In the meantime, Koko-nyang also fell to Maya.
“What! How dare you stab me from behind!”
An enraged Mist rushed in swinging her sword.
While approaching, she shot two arrows, but evading skillfully is the hallmark of a pro gamer.
However, upon closer inspection, her boots and helmet upgrades were lacking.
Then this is definitely doable.
“Hah!”
“You’re slow!”
This wasn’t just casual banter; our battle was fiercely competitive.
We exchanged hits, and whenever there was a slight gap, I swiftly changed weapons to attempt a shot.
Mist astutely used the surrounding buildings as shields while evading arrows and seeking to recover health with food.
Even her swordplay was not ordinary.
Simply spamming the attack button would shorten the sword-swinging motion, resulting in no damage, yet she was perfectly timing and executing full charge attacks each time.
‘It’s definitely not easy. But!’
I intentionally drew the fight out.
In fact, there was a significant difference between us beyond just equipment.
“Wait! Time, time! Let’s heal evenly, shall we?”
“I’m okay. I’m at full health.”
“Why!”
Anger over the incomprehensible situation.
To Mist, this made perfect sense.
There were over 5,000 people watching.
Moreover, given her exceptional gaming skills and image, facing defeat against a female streamer one-on-one was a massive crisis.
“I have different foods.”
What Mist prepared for health recovery was potatoes known for their cost-effectiveness.
Meanwhile, I was fighting while eating ratatouille, which required mixing four ingredients and even a wooden bowl to craft.
Just calculating roughly, my recovery from hunger was likely three times greater.
And the price difference? About 12 times, maybe?
“This is cheating!”
“Can you feel the difference in power?”
I delivered a powerful strike with my diamond sword to Mist, who was gasping for breath.
[Seoa’s sword ‘You’re a noob’ cleaves Mist in two.]
It was a victory of great capital.