I Became a Member of My Favorite Group! - Chapter 62

We’re Doing a Guerrilla Broadcast!

Today, the domestic VTuber gallery, commonly known as the “V-Gal,” was buzzing with excitement. Most of the people in this gallery are viewers of Blue LUV, and two members of Blue LUV had announced a day off from streaming. Well, if it were just a day off, it wouldn’t have caused such a stir. But the reason the gallery was on fire was because of a tweet Lucretia had posted earlier in the afternoon.

[Lucretia Ishtar (@LucretiaIshtar) · 5 minutes ago]
“I went on a date with Lulu-chan today~
We picked out cute clothes for each other and ate parfaits together.
Later, we’re going to my place to cuddle.
Jealous?”

That’s right. The reason both of them took the day off was because they were meeting up offline. This single tweet brought attention back to the clips of their interactions during Last, and the mysterious “LuLuc Unit” (a fan term for their ship, combining “Lu” from both their names) started rising up.

The “LuLi Unit” is done for lololol
As expected, LuLuc is the true ship lololol
Honestly, LuLi was always a crack ship anyway lol
The Garlic Unit (Lucretia’s fandom) rises in victory lololol

Here, the “Garlic Unit” refers to Lucretia’s fandom. You might wonder why a vampire’s fandom is called the Garlic Unit, but there’s a backstory to it. Lucretia’s fandom name was decided a bit later, and at the time she took suggestions from her viewers. Since Lucretia, despite being a vampire, has a unique concept of loving garlic, and her catchphrase is “Always for me,” the fandom name “Garlic Unit” was born.

Anyway, thanks to this tweet, the Garlic Unit was already celebrating their owner’s victory. Everyone knew about Lucretia’s special interest and affection for Lulu from her streams, so the Garlic Unit had always insisted that Lucretia would be the ultimate winner. And today, it seemed like that prediction was coming true.

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Title: The LuLi Unit is done for lololol
Author: Lucretia’sWill

Honestly, Lulu-chan’s house collapsed, so they had no choice but to live together.
But the LuLi Unit was acting like they’d already won lololol
They were chugging copium by the bowlful lololol
This is the owner’s victory lololol
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Living together << That’s just them giving up on each other. A date is the real deal.
- For real lol. There’s a reason people say not to live together before marriage.
  - RIP Lilith crying at home lololol
    - I’m Lilith, and I upvoted this.
      - I’m from the Black Moon Unit, and our leader doesn’t talk like that…
Honestly, if it were just a date, I’d let it slide, but they met in secret without saying anything on stream? This is 100% confirmed.
- Exactly lololol
  - It feels like they couldn’t hold back their secret relationship anymore…
    - Workplace relationships are tough lol
Lulu-chan is the type with zero defense. One hit and she’s done. That’s why Lucretia has the advantage.
- Isn’t Lulu-chan’s attack power weak too?
  - She’s strong when she’s hitting viewers though…
    - Suspiciously weak with members but strong with viewers… this Axolotl …

While the offline meeting was fueling the fire, about five hours after Lucretia’s tweet the flames were reignited with another spark.

[Lucretia Ishtar (@LucretiaIshtar) · 1 minute ago]
“We’re doing a surprise guerrilla collab stream with Lulu-chan in 10 minutes!
Since this wasn’t planned, Lulu-chan will only be joining via voice.
Please understand~”

That’s right. A guerrilla collab stream from the LuLuc duo! Although Lulu would only be participating via voice because she didn’t have her avatar ready, this was still huge. In this moment, not just the LuLuc Unit, but everyone united in excitement.

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Title: The guerrilla collab is here!
Author: OnlyLulu

(Capture of Lucretia’s tweet)
It’s here, you idiots lololol
I took a day off today, and when I saw both of them were taking a break, I almost cried.
But now I feel like I’m being compensated for it. I’m so happy lol
I’m ordering chicken right now.
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The comments are hilarious lololol
- What’s in the comments?
  - The other members are trolling lololol
    - For real?
      - Yuki-chan is acting like her girlfriend got NTR’d lol
        
        I’ve never seen Erin this jealous before lol
        
        Lilith is the funniest lololol
It’s a bit disappointing that Lulu-chan is only joining via voice… Her expressions are the best.
- You idiot… Her voice-only appearance makes it even better.
  - ?
    - What nonsense are you spouting?
      - Doesn’t it feel like you’re talking to your NTR’d girlfriend on the phone? Isn’t that hot?
        
        Just die lol
        
        V-Gal lolololol
The Blue LUV members really know what the fans want lololol
- For real lol
  - Honestly, if they’re taking a break, they should just relax, but they’re so good at handling fans lololol
    - Especially Lucretia. Watching her streams feels like VTuber Life 2nd season.
      - Isn’t VTuber Life 2nd season someone else?
        
        Gasp

As the longest 10 minutes of the viewers’ lives slowly passed, the time Lucretia promised finally arrived.

Ding-

A red notification lit up on everyone’s TwitCasting app.

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Hehe, I’m feeling nervous for some reason.

I’ve done collab streams with Chae-yoon unnie before, but back then we both used our avatars.
Somehow, just appearing via voice today feels more nerve-wracking.

“Da-jeong, should we start the stream?”
“Yes, unnie.”

Click-

When unnie pressed the red button to start the stream, viewers began flooding in.
Since we announced it on Twitter earlier, even though it was a guerrilla stream, everyone seemed to know about it. It’s kind of funny how they’re all rushing in.

Lu-ha
Lu-ha Lu-ha
Hi Lu
Konchurip

Since everyone knows I’m here too, the greetings from my stream and unnie’s stream are mixed together.

“Konchurip, everyone. Since I went on a date with Lulu-chan today, I thought I’d turn on a stream for once. Lulu-chan is here with me too.”
“Hi, everyone! It’s Lulu-chan, joining via voice today.”

Oh, it’s Lulu-chan’s voice!
Did you have fun on your date?
Are you at Lucretia’s house right now?

“Yes, I’m at Lucretia unnie’s house. I just greeted her mom and her younger sister.”

From what I know, Ra-hee unnie’s family is a big one with her grandparents living together with them however today the grandparents are on a trip so they’re not home. It’s a bit disappointing I couldn’t meet them, but maybe next time.

Oh
How did they react?
Did they welcome you?

“Uh, well…”

They did welcome me, but how should I explain this?
The memory of Si-eun unnie is still vivid in my mind, making me hesitate.

I gave Ra-hee unnie a look, asking, Should I tell the truth? She sighed softly, as if she’d take the lead, and began speaking.

“Forget about how they reacted… I thought I was going to die of embarrassment because of my sister. I mean, as soon as she saw Lulu-chan for the first time, she yelled out ‘Lulu-chan!’ and hugged her tightly.”

LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG LOLOLOLOL
Are both sisters cherry-pickers? LOL
Does Lucretia sister know Lulu-chan too?

“She’s not just a fan—she’s a super fan. She doesn’t care about me at all, but when Lulu-chan’s merch comes out, she throws a fit asking for it too.”

Whaaat?!
She really said that?
I’m grateful for the love, but it’s a bit surprising.
If I were her, I’d have started stanning Lucretia the moment I found out she was my sister.

This is so funny LOL
How serious is she? LOL
How did your mom react?

“Yeah, of course, Mom liked her too. Mom sometimes watches our videos, you know? And since Lulu-chan is so kind and cute, she’s always said, ‘I really like Lulu.’ So she was really happy to meet her.”

Ah, so that’s why the lady was so welcoming when we first met.
She even knew my name.

How are both mother and daughter cherries? LOL
Lulu-chan’s chastity is in danger LOL

[‘SleepingRuler’ donated 9,000 won for castle construction!]

Lulu-chan, if you’re being held captive by a vampire, please cough.

“What are you all talking about? Held captive? Who’s going to think I forcibly brought Lulu-chan home? Right, Lulu-chan?”
“Uh, y-yeah…”

Honestly, I was kind of dragged here.

I originally came thinking we’d just have dessert after dinner and then part ways, but Ra-hee unnie said, “The promise was to come to my house, not just hang out,” so I got pulled along!
But, well, I did come here on my own two feet.
It’s not like unnie used force or anything…

“Ahem!”
“Lulu-chan?”
“Ah, no! I think I caught a cold, so I coughed…”

But before I could stop myself, I let out a cough.
Ra-hee unnie called my name with a look that seemed like she’d devour me on the spot.
Frightened, I quickly waved my hands and avoided her gaze.
Ugh.
Ra-hee unnie is scary.

[‘I_Siaru_I’ donated 5,000 won for castle construction!]

Lucretia… What did you do to Lulu-chan…

“Ah, Lulu-chan’s just joking. But I might be a little mad? I just wanted to play with Lulu-chan, but you’re making it sound like I dragged her here against her will…”
“Eek! S-sorry…!”

Gasp
The queen is angry so scary
Sorry I couldn’t protect Lulu-chan…
Sorry for being a bad cherry…

As unnie’s eyes glowed for the first time, I bent at a 90-degree angle, ready to perform a dogeza.

Meanwhile, unnie, like a real vampire, sat cross-legged on the chair, looking down at me while tapping her cheek with her index finger.
She looked like a queen pondering what punishment to give.

[‘asdf_181’ donated 1,700 won for castle construction!]

Just a passing cherry. Could you spare our streamer, Your Majesty?

“Hmm, your sincerity is lacking. Is Lulu-chan only worth this much to you?”

She’s asking for more money LOL
The queen is truly the tax collector LOL
Cherries, what are you doing? Her Majesty says to pay up if you want to save Uparupa!
An evil unnie exploiting the youngest for money

Sniff, I’m sorry, cherries.
It’s my fault you’re suffering like this.
I’ll apologize properly when I stream next time.
I’ll do my best with reactions too, so just hang in there today.

“This won’t do. I’ll have to punish Lulu-chan.”
“Sniff… I’ll accept any punishment.”

What
Wow
This statement is a bit misleading…
An Axolotl being punished by the vampire queen…creepy
Hey, move aside, I have something to say to Lulu-chan

In the end, I nodded in resignation to unnie’s words.
I don’t know what delusions the viewers are having, but they were all eagerly typing in anticipation.
Anyway, you’re all mean.
Just a moment ago, you were asking for forgiveness and now you’re switching sides and telling her to hurry up with the punishment.

I take back what I said earlier when I stream next, I won’t talk to the cherries.
I saw some familiar nicknames in the chat just now.
You think I didn’t notice? Hmph.

“Alright, I’ll give you your punishment. Lulu-chan, come sit here.”
“Th-there?”
“Yep.”

Tap tap. I sat on unnie’s lap as she patted her thigh, completely clueless about what was happening.
Normally, sitting on top of her would cover her completely, but since unnie is over 20 cm taller than me, her body sticks out instead.
Ugh.
I feel a sense of defeat.

Hug.
“Now, Lulu-chan will stay like this for the rest of the stream.”
“Whaaat?! Th-this is too embarrassing…!”

What’s happening?
Show us too!!!!!!!!!
CEO, this is a breach of contract!!!!

Ah, come to think of it, the viewers don’t know what position we’re in right now but it’s too embarrassing for me to explain this pose out loud.

“It’s nothing. I just have Lulu-chan sitting on my lap. Our youngest has become my hug pillow for the day.”

Wow
Let me hug Lulu-chan too!!!!!
How much do I have to donate to get a turn?
I want to squish Lulu-chan’s cheeks…

[‘Muji’ donated 1,400 won for castle construction!]

Let me sit Lulu-chan on my lap and hug her from behind.

“Th-there’s no way I’d let you!”

Finally, with my embarrassing state revealed to the world, I couldn’t hold back my shame and screamed, my face turning bright red.
The most despairing fact at this moment is none other than this: I have to stream like this, sitting on unnie’s lap, for at least two more hours.
I might really die of humiliation.