Now That I Have Become a Woman, I Am a Vtuber - Chapter 56

[Miro <- This bastard is basically a god, ᄏᄏ]

(Miro’s profile picture)

Literally from the heavens, no, for Joseon VTubers, it’s this girl, ᄋᄋ

Who said she was just coasting? She’s so thorough, ᄏᄏ

-Lᄋᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-Truly fulfilling

-ᄊᄊᄊᄉᄐᄎ ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-Damn, why isn’t she always like this?

[Miro’s hand, brought the momma container]

(Capture of Miro’s hand)

(Capture of Miro in a mask, upper body)

Damn, ᄏᄏ that’s so hot

-Oh, her face must be pretty too, right?

-If she’s ugly, that’s a crime, ᄏᄏ

-From now on, I support Miro

-I can’t hold back anymore

[I was a Mahoski fan, but now I’ve switched to Miro’s side]

At first, I just thought she was fun, but later that night, I couldn’t sleep, so I turned on her stream and started doing other things, then it hit me.

I thought she’d just come on for a bit, but she spent hours calmly chatting with viewers, and my mind was blown…

The moment she read my chat, I became a Miro fan.

-Damn, why only you?

-I’ve been watching since the early days…

-You bastard

-Seriously, that’s Miro’s worst life mistake

-Only those who haven’t seen her would think like that, ᄏᄏ

[Is Miro really 21 years old?]

I usually watch Roa or Hana, but I watched the 24-hour stream and something about her seemed experienced.

I thought oversleeping would be a disaster, but the way she handled it was impressive.

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After that, I lost my words watching the other members come in and maintain the same pace while leading the stream.

-Ah, yes, ᄏᄏ

-Three-line summary, ᄋᄃ?

-Just looking at the list of comics Miro’s read, I don’t think she’s 21.

– ᄋᄋ I’m from the 90s, and it’s similar, ᄏᄏ

– But judging from the other members’ reactions, she seems to be 21.

-Haven’t you seen Miro’s hand cam? No one in their early 20s has hands like that.

-ᄋ ᄏᄏ she’s smooth.

-She’s just born with it.

[Miro makes me feel depressed]

Honestly, I’ve felt a bit like this before, but watching Miro’s 24-hour stream made me notice that her house looks spacious, there’s a yard, and when she talks about her parents, it seems like her family is harmonious, she’s tall, and has a good proportion.

It makes her seem confident and positive overall.

Damn, if only I had been born into a family like Miro’s, I would be living well now.

-That’s deep…

-It’s not 3 AM, is it?

-I’m envious that she gets to do whatever she wants, ᄏᄏ

-Life is like Miro.

-Miro’s personality seems to be gothic, ᄋᄋ

-What’s that? ᄏᄏ It’s a hate crime.

– It’s because of the stream, right? The way the other members treat Miro seems respectful behind the scenes.

-[I’m a Roa fan, but I’m convinced after watching this stream.]

-Our Roa is definitely a loser.

-She talks less than Mahoski among the members, ᄏᄏ

-Since she’s always at home, her social skills must be low.

-ᄋ ᄏᄏ

-Roa is ᄋᄌ, right?

-Ugh, those soup kids, ᄏᄏ

– Someone who watches the same VTuber is trying to cause a rift.

-Why do all the people who watch Roa seem like they’ve lost their minds?

-That girl is crazy about soup.

– Isn’t Roa the top in donation revenue?

-Is it really that much? Not Miro?

– Miro actually doesn’t get that many donations; her reactions aren’t that great, so Miro’s donations are just for Euro messages.

-What’s so fun about watching Roa?

-Just watching her makes me laugh.

– This girl is for real…

[??? : Everyone, did you all enjoy yourselves?]

(Miro’s profile picture)

This has been Miro 24!

-Just a goat…

-Thank you, goat…

-I’ll just throw in some appreciation, ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

[With this, it seems Miro is officially confirmed as the representative of the heavenly project.]

She originally had a bit of an underground image, so she got overshadowed by Anna.

But this 24-hour project has properly showcased her as the top viewer in the heavenly realm, and she also led the first offline collaboration.

Miro is setting all the first records, and now when you think of the heavenly project, Miro is the first person that comes to mind, ᄋᄋ

-What’s up with these otaku girls broadcasting and making records and all that, ᄏᄏᄏ

-ᄏᄏ Just sitting here analyzing everything.

-One-line summary: Miro from the heavenly realm is ALL KILL~

– ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

– In the end, it’s Miro, ᄏᄏ

-Is that the Miro who had controversy over her audition results? ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-She got criticized for not trying during the audition broadcast, ᄏᄏ

-But now Miro is an all-kill, ᄏᄏᄏ

[Today’s concert, goat…]

Mahoski <- This girl’s harmony is ᄊᄉᄐᄎ ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-She’s just supporting from the back, ᄉᄐᄎ

-Lᄋ was a luxury supporting role.

[South Korea’s top company]

(The Six logo)

Six beautiful girls, ᄌᄂ well-picked, ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-How did you pick them?

-Yeah, the second generation is going to flop badly, ᄏᄏ

-Isn’t it okay if there’s no second generation?

– They need to earn too; now the third and fourth generations will copy them, ᄏᄏ

-When will the second generation come out?

-It seems like they’ll come out around next year.

-When will they even release a second album?

– Today’s concert seemed like everyone practiced a bit, but the songs aren’t coming out.

[Miro’s blooper today, ᄏᄏ]

(Capture of Miro’s blooper clip)

Wow, even her humanity is showing, ᄏᄏ this is Miro.

-Now even the bloopers are quick, ᄏᄏ

-Yes, today is her free pass, ᄏᄏ

-ᄏᄏ It’s cute how she’s embarrassed.

-This is Miro.

-Today’s level of humor is deep.

– These guys usually call her a VTuber.

– Yes, I don’t watch you, ᄏᄏ

“Now that I think about it, no one has eaten yet?”

As everyone was immersed in the afterglow of singing their hearts out in front of thousands of viewers just moments ago, Anna was the first to snap back to reality and speak up.

Certainly, with her experience as a musical actress, Anna quickly found her composure and began rummaging through a plastic bag she had placed on one side when she first arrived at the house earlier.

-“By the way, what was actually in there?”

She thought it was broadcasting supplies, but she didn’t take them out until the broadcast ended. In fact, she even took some bags out midway and put them in the refrigerator.

-“I actually brought this to eat while streaming, but I forgot about it halfway through.”

With a hint of embarrassment, Anna showed that the bag definitely contained snacks.

-“Are all the other members just snacks?”

If that bag is all snacks, they probably won’t stop eating for a month. However, fortunately, Mile, who was next to her, shook her head.

-“No, I have tissues. It’s a housewarming, right?”

Inside Mile’s bag were tissues.

-“What about the others?”

-“I brought a pick; I heard you’re playing guitar these days.”

Inside Roa’s bag was a guitar pick with a unique design.

-“Wait, are you actually in a band?”

-“I’ve played guitar a bit.”

Is it true… is physiognomy science?

-“Your eyes are a bit impure, though?”

-“I also like bands.”

This is true.

After all, don’t I have friends who are in bands?

-“I brought this board game.”

At that moment, Hana approached holding a plastic bag she had placed in one corner of the room.

-“A board game?”

-“Yeah! Let’s play in the living room later. If I had known there was a dog, I would have brought dog supplies instead…”

Hana said, looking at Bokshil with a hint of regret.

How much does she really like dogs?

It’s not that I don’t understand, but…

-“So, can we eat snacks instead? Should we order something to eat?”

It seems like they brought a lot, but there isn’t really a proper meal to eat.

It’s already dinner time, and that won’t fill them up.

-“How about chicken?”

-“I like chicken.”

-“Should we order pizza too?”

-“Since there are six of us, we can order quite a bit, right?”

-“Can everyone handle spicy food?”

And it seemed like my words were the signal, as the members began mentioning the dishes they wanted.

With six girls, the menu options quickly piled up.

“Can everyone eat all of this?”

“Uh… since we’ll do it by lottery, we’ll have to remove a few items.”

“Then I’ll take out the rosé pasta for now.”

“What?! Why?”

“Should we take out the steamed chicken instead?”

“Oh.”

In the end, I took the lead and started cutting down the menu. Each time I crossed off an item, one or two members would groan, but that’s the nature of being responsible.

After ordering a bunch of delivery food, we all sat together in the living room.

“By the way, the house is nice. You can see the yard.”

Still fascinated by the house, Anna stared blankly at the window overlooking the yard.

Is it really that nice?

“We earn money through streaming, so we can buy a house.”

“Yeah, we should work hard on our streams to get a house.”

Even though there are plenty of platform fees and the company takes a cut, we are pretty popular streamers.

We naturally earn much more than the average person.

I can’t ignore the significant amount in my bank account.

“So, where does everyone spend their money? With all the streaming and meetings, there’s no time to spend!”

Anna was the first to respond to Hana’s question.

“I should save it.”

“Hmm… that’s right.”

With her clear-cut answer about saving, Mile nodded in agreement. Maybe it’s because they’re around the same age? There seems to be a connection there.

“So, what about Miro? Don’t you buy anything?”

“Me?”

Did my overly realistic response leave her speechless? Hana turned her gaze toward me.

“I just don’t spend money; is that saving?”

Isn’t it saving if I’m keeping it all in my bank account because I don’t have anything to buy?

“Wait, you don’t spend?”

“What’s with that reaction?”

“You seem like the type to spend extravagantly.”

“What’s there to buy?”

“Um, merchandise?”

… That’s probably true. If I were a female Kim Soo-hyun, I would’ve bought a ton of it.

But I’ve lived for 21 years thinking that buying anime merchandise is a waste of money.

There’s no way I’d start now.

“I don’t buy that stuff.”

“What about what’s in your room?”

“It’s like my past childish whims…”

“Crazy.”

“I keep it because it’s too good to throw away.”

“But don’t your relatives come over? My nephew broke one of my figures before.”

“They can’t come into my room.”

“Why? Ah….”

Hana looked at my face and nodded.

Sure, appearance has its power. It’s a whole different issue when a cousin who looks like a friendly college girl gives the same warning compared to a cousin who looks like a celebrity.

“Got it?”

“That’s annoying.” Ugh.

“I hear that a lot. I guess I don’t look ordinary, do I?”

“Ugh. Mile unnie!”

Hana, who had a shocked expression at my bold statement, called out to Mile, who was discussing savings with Anna on the sofa.

“Huh? Why?”

“Shouldn’t we scold Miro for teasing about height during the stream?”

Oh no, she’s bringing that up now after letting it slide earlier?

“Ah, I totally forgot about that!”

Mile immediately got off the sofa and firmly sat behind me.

“Huh. It smells nice.”

“You’re acting like a creep.”

“I don’t care.”

“Is this a profit?”

“Yeah, let’s make it a doll today.”

I became her doll as a result of teasing her throughout the stream.

I let out a deep sigh, but still, this bustling atmosphere doesn’t seem bad.

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TL Note: Hey there, Mr Translator here. I was sick for a few weeks and had someone fill in for me but it seems they messed up Miro with Maze since maze’s korean word is milo. The 24 hour stream chapters should be fixed by the time you are seeing this. Look forward to more chapters coming out now.