TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 105
One day.
While I was picking songs for the upcoming Christmas, I suddenly got a message from Yubin saying they thought of content for the end of the year.
“Minecraft server?”
[Yes! Let’s do it! Let’s create an end-of-year map!]
“Hmm….”
Since Yubin often talks about doing this and that but doesn’t really follow through, I decided to go through a few confirmation steps.
“Do you know how to build in Minecraft?”
[There’s YouTube, right!]
That means they don’t know.
“Then, let me rephrase the question. Have you bought Minecraft?”
[…Just buy it!]
“Have you contacted the other members?”
[Yes! Yeon-woo is the last one!]
“Hmm… You’ve handled this properly.”
[Wow…! Isn’t it ridiculous? What do you think of me!]
“If you say you won’t be hurt, I’ll be honest with you.”
[…Please don’t say it.]
“Alright. Anyway.”
[So! Are we doing it?!]
“Hmm… Send me the project proposal you’ve prepared.”
[Uh… I don’t have a proposal….]
“Make one.”
Silence.
It seems this is another case where Yubin just wanted to talk.
***
“…Did you really make one?”
[Yes!]
…They actually did prepare it.
[Hehehe…! I worked hard…!]
Since they said they worked hard, I took a look.
“Hmm… To summarize, it feels like we’ll gather resources in the wild for a week and build our own houses? And we’ll combine those six houses to make it feel like our village?”
[Yes! Isn’t it simple?!]
“Yes. It’s simple.”
And also, it’s a Gukbap content.
“Should we do it?”
Minecraft is a game we haven’t played on the broadcast until now, so it feels fresh. And the people in our room will like anything as long as it’s not racing.
[Awesome! I need to buy Minecraft now!]
“…You haven’t bought it yet?”
[Oh… Let’s hang up! See you next time when we collaborate!]
Silence.
“Hmm… Then… my schedule….”
I picked up the pen on my desk and started writing in my calendar.
“Next week is fully booked with Minecraft….”
…The week after next is Christmas?
“Wow.”
Time really flies….
Because of my mention of the red pill, I enforced discipline on the viewers three weeks ago already? It feels like just yesterday.
Anyway.
“What should we do today?”
Since my schedule is packed from next week, I can’t think of anything to do.
“Hmm… Should I just do some Minecraft rehabilitation today?”
That sounds good.
Since the viewers don’t even know the Minecraft server is opening, they’ll probably just think, ‘Oh, this person is playing Minecraft.’
Then, let’s do this today.
After spending some time doing this, I turned on the broadcast.
“Aah.”
– Grrr!!!!!! No wonder you did that ASMR last time, you’re trying to enforce discipline again!!!!!
– Please tell me today’s game isn’t racing…?
– d*mn, if you turn on racing today, I’m dead.
ㄴDeleted Message.
“Hello. I won’t be playing racing, so please stop your sudden outbursts.”
I hadn’t specified what game I would be playing in the broadcast title, so the viewers must have been mistaken.
“Today’s game is Minecraft. It’s not racing.”
– Minecraft?
– Oh, a healing game.
– Why a healing game all of a sudden?
“I feel like I’m becoming more desolate watching you all every day, so I want to heal a bit.”
– d*mn, if anything, I’m the one getting exhausted watching you, you sly b*stard.
ㄴDeleted Message.
– Hahaha, what are you talking about?
ㄴDeleted Message.
– d*mn, you’re the one who takes breaks frequently, what do you mean ‘every day’?
ㄴDeleted Message.
“Excuse me? No, I’m saying I’m getting exhausted from not going outside and just sitting in front of the computer, so why are you suddenly so energized?”
Is today a day for sudden outbursts?
– Oops…
– Awkward…
– Is that what it was…?
“Anyway, I’m going to play Minecraft today.”
[You all have donated 100,000 won.]
Wow…! Minecraft sounds fun…!
[You all have donated 50,000 won.]
Wow, it’s going to be so healing?!
“Ah, thank you for the donation.”
Since the viewers seemed a bit embarrassed by their sudden outbursts, I had a short donation time before heading to the cafe.
“I’ll look at the cafe for a moment before starting Minecraft.”
After browsing the cafe and doing a decent bit of broadcasting, I launched Minecraft.
“Alright, then… I’ll boot up Minecraft and go into the PvP game on the foreign server I often used to visit.”
-?
– Didn’t you say you’re going to be healing today?
– Wasn’t it healing while playing in the wild?????
“Excuse me? What are you talking about? PvP is even more healing than that, you know?”
The reason for playing Minecraft today is for rehabilitation, so what else would I do other than PvP?
Well, should I at least relearn the crafting recipes?
These days, when you open the crafting table, all the crafting recipes come out automatically—
Oh, I guess it’s not the current version because I’m reverting to the past, huh?
…Well, anyway, everything comes up with a search on the internet, so it’s not really necessary.
Then, obviously, I’ll focus on practicing how to fight.
By the way, I’ve only built boxes in container form while playing Minecraft, so it’s an exception where I need to learn from scratch rather than rehabilitate.
– Hahahahaha, what a crazy sadist.
ㄴDeleted Message.
– I thought you would be healing while farming or mining…
– This is exactly like Roje, though, hahaha.
[You all have donated 1,000 won.]
Seriously… What healing game could you mean…
Why not just boot up Doom? That’s so healing, right?!
“Uh, my personal favorite healing game is Doom, how did you know?”
[You all have donated 1,000 won.]
Is that for real…?
“Just kidding. Anyway, I’m going to enter the server.”
Entering the server, I hopped around for a bit to get used to the controls and then joined a Bed Wars game.
“For those who don’t know this game, let me explain briefly. Each team has its own floating island with a bed in the center, and as long as the bed isn’t destroyed, you can respawn infinitely. But if the bed is broken, dying means you’re out of the game.”
I also explained that you can gather resources to buy items or blocks to protect your bed or that there’s a large island in the center where good items spawn.
“Now that the explanation is done, let’s get started.”
Just then, the game started when all the players had gathered.
I quickly gathered resources, bought blocks to protect my bed, and moved to the central island.
“You know how to stack blocks quickly in Minecraft, right?”
I used some skills I learned a long time ago after a while.
– That’s super fast! Hahahaha.
– Is that a hack or what???
– This girl is good at Minecraft too.
ㄴDeleted Message.
– No, I don’t know a skill like that…
“Ah, I made a mistake.”
Since it’s been a while, I slipped once and fell.
– Phew…! Thank goodness it’s not hacking, I’m glad I didn’t report.
– For a moment, I really thought it was hacking, haha.
– Even monkeys fall from trees, haha.
But as I quickly started moving again, I soon arrived at the central island.
“Oh, fortunately, it looks like this side’s items haven’t been taken yet.”
After grabbing the items and returning to my island, I saw someone building a bridge towards my island.
“Let’s wait a little and then attack through that bridge.”
– That’s a counterattack, huh? Hahaha.
– Run away!!!!!!!!!! This isn’t good!!!!!!!!!!
– That friend will likely end up losing the game.
As I built a tower with blocks in the air to wait, once I had the jump distance, I jumped across.
Ugh!
Hearing the sound of damage from falling, the opponent who had just been building the bridge finally noticed me as they turned around.
Thud!
It was too late, though.
As they reacted too slowly and couldn’t do anything, I crossed the bridge quickly, pushing the enemy off behind me.
“By dropping them like that, it’s more advantageous for me time-wise than if I were to k*ll them completely. Remember this as a good tip.”
– No, how can you do that?
ㄴDeleted Message.
– Professor! The pace is too fast!
– You’re really good!
Before long, I arrived at the enemy island and destroyed their undefended bed as they were still respawning, then killed the respawned enemy, knocking them out.
“Alright, are there now six teams left?”
This game has a total of eight teams, including me, so since I just knocked out one team, that leaves six teams remaining.
“Quickly, let’s knock out the next team—”
[Your bed has been destroyed!]
“Ah, it seems my empty house has been raided.”
Well, that’s nothing unusual when playing this game, so I didn’t feel much excitement.
– Hahaha, you got overconfident and got raided, didn’t you? Hahaha.
– You acted all good, and then got your bed cut immediately!!!! Hahahahaha.
– You’re not going far at all, you sly girl.
ㄴDeleted Message.
…The viewers seem to think otherwise, though.
“Aren’t you just building karma when you haven’t even been knocked out yet? Can you handle that?”
[Mission: Be First]
[Remaining Time: 29 minutes]
[Prize: 300,000]
“Ah, a mission after a long time. Thank you.”
– Hahaha, you did answer with a mission.
– Knowing your personality, you won’t be hiding, and you’ll probably make it, right? Hahaha.
– Yeah~ I can handle it~
“Now that I have some motivation with the mission, let’s play seriously.”
Anyway, since I no longer needed to defend my base, I headed to the central island.
“There’s a person over there? I’m going to catch them.”
When I arrived at the central island and saw the enemy, I approached with my sword drawn and provided some information to the viewers.
“Do you all know? In Minecraft, if you click the mouse quickly, your attack speed also increases?”
Of course, that changed in the new version before my regression.
Oh, did this server still allow rapid clicking even after that change?
Anyway, I started clicking my mouse rapidly.
Tap tap tap!
“Oh, just now, it seriously looked like I was using an autoclicker, right?”
With the latency from being on a foreign server added in, the enemy couldn’t approach me and was pushed back by my rapid clicking until they died.
– You sly cheat, this is definitely hacking.
ㄴDeleted Message.
– No, haha.
– Ugh, a hacker, ugh.
=Player 6: Ugh, Roje, explain your hacks.
“Eh? There was sniping?”
I’ve had enough experience with sniping….
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this.
Why do they snipe me, anyway?
“I’m going to go get that person first.”
It’s obvious they’d get ripped to shreds if they tried to snipe me.
– Goodbye, sniper! Hahaha.
– Why did that person only say something after defeating Roje?
– Rest in peace… Why would you wish for a sniper’s rest?
After knocking out the sniper first and slowly eliminating other teams, I neatly secured first place.
“Hmm, I still haven’t lost my skill.”
– Are you seriously not hacking? How can you stack blocks that fast? Hahaha.
– For real, you’re stacking blocks faster than the speed of falling, even when you’re pushed back. That’s ridiculous.
ㄴDeleted Message.
– Watching you is like watching a Minecraft YouTuber’s montage.
“Well, I’ve succeeded in the mission. I’ll enjoy my meal.”
[Mission Successful!]
[Prize: 300,000 won]
“I’ll head straight into the next match.”
Without delay, I started the next match, and fortunately, it filled up quickly, so we didn’t have delays and went straight to—
Oh… Wait a minute, this is too fast?
Sensing an ominous aura, I hesitantly spoke up.
“If anyone in the game chat says they’re sniping me, please raise your hand honestly.”
=Player 2: Hand
=Player 5: Hand
=Player 3: Foot
=Player 6: Palm
=Player 8: Tsundere, hello
=Player 1: Hand
=Player 7: What the heck, I’m not the only one sniping? Hahaha.
“Uh… I was Player 4, right?”
…No, are they all sniping?
– What the heck, Hahaha.
– Are you serious? Everyone’s sniping?
– If it’s 1 v 7, wouldn’t this girl lose too? Hahahaha.
ㄴDeleted Message.
“Okay, let’s go.”
=Player 6: Let’s go~
=Player 1: Hahaha, Roje, you won’t even break the bed in this match, just keep killing, right?
=Player 5: Sounds good?
=Player 7: If you act cute, we might let you win, hahaha.
=Player 2: Oh, are you a genius? Hahaha.
– Okay, let’s go! Let’s go, guys!!!!!!!!
– Roje acting cute? d*mn, you guys are my hope, cheer up!!!!!!
ㄴDeleted Message.
– If I succeed in making you act cute, I’ll overlook that you all sniped me, please…!
“Wow….”
As I exclaimed in admiration, the game began—
-?
– Excuse me?
– Is that you, Roje?
I pressed ESC and exited the server.
“Are you an idiot?”
Why would you tell me that?
If I leave, they can’t do anything at all?
I was so astonished that without realizing, my usual expression in response to Nayeon popped out.
– Are you scared, Roje?
– You’re actually scared? Hahaha.
– Wow, where did the person who ran from the Pukle line go? Now you’re running?
“It’s a strategic retreat, okay? It was a very rational decision. I mean, logically, it’s 1 v 7, and they’re all playing seriously, why should I stick around?”
As I continued to speak various things and was fighting with the viewers, I received a donation that truly got on my nerves.
[You all have donated 1,000 won.]
Ugh, take off that pepper.
…What the heck?
“How can you take off something that’s already gone? This—”
d*mn it.
I barely restrained the curse that rose to the back of my throat with all my patience.
d*mn it… To remove it twice is seriously crossing a line…
Of course, inside, I kept cursing for a while.