TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 104
“…Breathe a bit.”
-Do itㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓ
-Help meㅐㅐㅐㅐㅐㅐ
-Haven’t you heard ASMR? They blow into the mic a lot, right?
“…No, I know because I’ve listened to it before, but… no matter how much it’s through the internet, even if it doesn’t have a smell, someone else’s breath can still feel uncomfortable, you know? So it’s better not to do it-”
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
Ah hahaha Roje being shy is so cute hahaha I can’t handle it hahaha
“…Chaegeum.”
-Oh! Facts are a crime!
-Why doesn’t she believe that she’s cute? Hahahahaha
-Roje is cute hahaha
“Phew… Please type normally in the chat before I stop ASMR.”
-Ah! That’s a threat…!
-That’s a really good threat
-Is she threatening with racing… and threatening with ASMR… what’s next? Threatening on stream?
-Info) She has threatened on stream many times already
“Anyway, I’ll take care of ASMR today, so please don’t ask for anything. Requests are prohibited.”
Since there are people who wouldn’t understand even if I said it, I wrote ‘requests prohibited’ in big letters on the broadcast screen.
-Woo woo come to me woo
-Ah, you clueless girl
ㄴDeleted message.
-ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I don’t know when I’ll do it again, but requests are prohibited…! ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Click! Click!
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
Hahaha, the sound of Chaegeum giving is really clear hahaha
“Ah, did you hear the mouse click sound?”
-Yeah
-It’s really clear hahahaha
-Phew… another person has left…
Click!!! Click!!! Click!!!
I intentionally hit the mouse button hard.
-Mouse ASMR, stop and clean my earsㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓ
-This is nice too, but stop just teasing and get to the main event… hehe
-Ow… the mouse is going to break, hey
“Ah, right. I was going to clean your ears, right?”
I still have an ear pick in my left hand, but I momentarily forgot.
“Then, I’ll start lightly with your left ear.”
Scrape!
“Ah…!”
-What’s going on?
-Why is she like this?
ㄴDeleted message.
-What was she startled by? Hahahahaha
“…It’s nothing…”
I was just listening to the broadcast sound, and my ears were itchy, so I was startled for a moment.
But if I say this, it’s obvious they’ll tease me, so I’ll just keep it to myself.
“I’ll try again.”
Scrape… Scrape…
-Heeung…
-O… good…
-Wow… so this is why people listen to ASMR…?
After focusing for a while, scratching the mic with the ear pick, donations came in.
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
Roje, please say something
Why are you just picking?
“I personally prefer to just pick quietly. Is it called no talking? Anyway, that’s it.”
-That’s your preference, isn’t it?
-We like hearing Roje’s voice…
-ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Can’t you talk? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
Hey, you idiot
If you’re just going to pick quietly, why are we listening to you?
You’re not doing great since it’s your first time
I’m watching to hear your voice, so please talk more
“…You’re getting banned for 5 minutes.”
-Hahahahahaha
-Ah hahahaha Roje is taking a big hit today hahahahaha
-She’s not arguing because she knows it’s true, just look at that hahahahahaha
Click!
[ㅇㅇ donated 100,000 won.]
I’m sorry
“That’s a shame. If you had been just 2 seconds later, you would have been banned.”
-100,000 won is recognized hahaha
-Quick apology, nice hahaha
-Hahahahaha that’s a shame, if he was 2 seconds late, he would have been crying hahaha
“Anyway… speaking…”
…What should I say?
Most of the talking ASMR I’ve seen are roleplays-
Ah…! Are they forcing me to create dialogue with a roleplay?!
I learned something new.
“Hmm…”
But I can’t suddenly come up with a concept now… I don’t really have a specific concept….
“Hmm… But asking me to talk is also a request, right? Since requests are prohibited, I’ll go with no talking instead.”
-What’s with this girl?
ㄴDeleted message.
-How is this a request? Hahahahaha
-She thinks she can get away with that? Unbelievable hahahahaha
“If I think of something to say, I’ll say it myself, so just wait a bit. I’m just out of ideas.”
-Hahahahaha was this also a tsundere moment? Hahahaha
-Ah come on, you crazy tsundere hahahahaha
-I love that Roje is a tsundere hahahahahaha
“…Just know that every time you all do this, the ASMR time gets shorter.”
After the warning, I ignored the chat that was getting on my nerves and started cleaning the ears again.
Scrape…! Scrape…!
Hmm….
“Is that refreshing?”
-It’s like Mureungdowon…
-It’s paradise…!
-It’s refreshing…
-I love it so much… Heeung…
“I’m glad to hear that.”
Scrape…! Scrape…!
[ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won.]
Is that it?
You ask if it’s refreshing and say you’re glad, and that’s it?
“…The thing is, when I concentrate more than I thought, I run out of things to say. I also feel sleepy sometimes.”
I was feeling a bit awkward, so an excuse slipped out.
-Today’s Yuk-su is really nice hahaha
-I wish Roje would do this every day… Today’s so good…
-That’s right… it’s just that Roje is reckless and always doing crazy things, but she’s actually perfect for ASMR…
-For real, today I’m really scared of when she’ll suddenly turn wild
ㄴDeleted message.
“Should I show you what being wild means?”
Today, I was really trying to be calm and just do ASMR, but if they provide justification like this, I’d be thankful.
-Nononononononono
-Nononono please nononono
-Let’s just behave today
-Nonononono
-Please hold back…!!!
…The power is strong.
“Just kidding. I’ll clean the right ear now.”
Scrape…! Scrape…!
After lightly cleaning the right ear, I put the ear pick down.
“Hmm….”
…Now what do I do?
“Shall we slowly end the ASMR?”
-What?
-?
-Suddenly?
“I have nothing left to do.”
-Just bring any snacks
-Don’t you have something to tap on?
-Bring lotion or petroleum jelly
-How about reading some lines?
“Hmm… nothing really sounds appealing?”
-Just wrap it up you idiot
ㄴDeleted message.
-Well… at least Roje doing ASMR for 30 minutes is something…
-I’m already satisfied(though I’m actually not)
“Well, for a wrap-up, should I let you hear the sound of me drinking cola?”
-Give it to me
-I’ll take that
-Yeah
-Eeeeeee
“Then, I’ll go get cola.”
I came out of the soundproof booth and went to the kitchen to take a can of cola from the fridge and returned to sit on the chair.
-Tsundere
-Tsundere
-Tsunde
-Tsundere
-Tsunder
-Tsundere
“I’m back. So, can you stop posting those tsundere comments in the chat?”
Knowing they wouldn’t listen even if I said it, I quickly opened the cola lid.
Click!
After opening it, I spun the fizzy cola around the mic.
“Oh, right. By the way, if I finish this, the broadcast will end.”
I quickly drank the cola to calm the chat that was going wild.
Gulp~! Gulp~!
“Gulp…!”
Oh, I burped.
I tried to hold it in as much as possible but failed-
…What’s with the chat now.
-That burp is so cute, hahahahahaha
-Today’s info) Roje’s burp sound is cute
-Hahahahahaha Why is it cute? Hahahahahaha
“Burping is a natural phenomenon, and you all do it too, so what’s cute about it?”
Is there too much infatuation?
-If it’s cute, then it’s cute, what’s wrong with that, hahahahaha
-Exactly… I wonder why such gas feels cute… I must be going crazy…
-f*ck, she’s hitting herself unnecessarily, so do more ASMRㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓ
ㄴDeleted message.
“Anyway, I’ve finished my cola, so I’ll end the broadcast now. See you next time.”
I ignored the demanding viewers and ended the broadcast.
***
A little while later.
To be specific, three days after uploading my slightly edited ASMR video on YouTube, I noticed something strange.
“Wait? Why is the view count for the ASMR video like this?”
Compared to other recent uploads, the surge was clearly different.
No way… 30-minute video, and I was so careful to fill it with ads while saying don’t listen while sleeping?
“Um… it really blew up?”
…Is this the power of algorithms?
Surprised by the results that exceeded my expectations, I pressed the back button and exited to the YouTube main page, where a short video appeared on the screen due to the algorithm.
“Oh, come on.”
A video titled “[Roje’s Cute Burp During ASMR]” appeared.
“Wow… I really hate this….”
If it had just been a regular video, I wouldn’t have felt this way.
There had been several instances where clips of mine were uploaded on YouTube without permission despite the ban on Kirinuki, so now when I see it, I just feel, ‘Oh, it’s up again…’.
But the problem is….
“…Is this view count real?”
It was a number that made me understand why my ASMR video had high views.
“What the hell is this….”
It’s been over half a year since I started streaming, but I still can’t understand the viewers’ preferences.