Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 90

Episode 90: Drinking Broadcast (2)

The structure of the content that Miho brought was simple.

It involved presenting pre-prepared questions or prompts to the guests and honestly listening to their experiences or thoughts on them.

However, since serious topics could lead to a dull atmosphere, pre-screening was necessary.

At the very least, there had to be useful questions or prompts that would create a good broadcast angle.

This was the reason we had prepared a script in advance.

It was a process of filtering out overly sensitive or boring questions.

Following that procedure, the first question was as follows.

“First question. Do you think we chose the right leader for the V-Live Crew? Please honestly share your thoughts, starting with Lucy.”

“Wait? Why me first… Okay.”

Lucy’s braided avatar looked this way.

With hair that was slightly brown in the light and black eyes.

She opened her mouth, fully displaying an Eastern beauty that felt somewhat unfamiliar in the virtual industry.

“I really think we picked well. Our leader Seoa. She’s genuinely working hard. Even though her own broadcasts keep her busy, she’s always coordinating time, preparing meetings, and monitoring and providing feedback on crew members’ broadcasts. Viewers really won’t know how hard Seoa works even after the broadcast is over.”

– Leader shoutout, wow ㄷㄷ;; But if that’s all true, that’s impressive.

– A true leader, Daeseoa! Love you, Daeseoa! Creamy skinned Daeseoa!

– I am happy~ I am happy~ I’m happy because I’m a Daeseoa fan.

“I agree with Lucy’s thoughts on this. There was this one time when I was broadcasting late at night until dawn when the other crew members were usually sleeping, and Seoa left a message at that late hour. She said she would watch the broadcast and give feedback. It was truly touching.”

“Excuse me, are you trying to embarrass me today with this content? Ahem, let’s keep things moderate, everyone.”

“Right. Everyone should compliment me instead of Seoa. I hit Platinum 3 two days ago. Now I’m the highest tier in the crew!”

What a crazy League of Legends girl.

In the end, Mayo, who brought up something completely unrelated to the topic, had to drink a penalty drink.

No, in Mayo’s case, it should be called a penalty beverage, not alcohol.

“Wow! This is the taste. Yum.”

“……”

The sound of her joyfully sipping Fanta and chewing on sweet and sour pork came through the microphone, and I mentally flinched at the image of her dipping it in mayonnaise sauce.

Ugh, how can you dip sweet and sour pork in mayonnaise…

Perhaps Miho imagined something similar, as she furrowed her brows and quickly moved on to the next question.

“Second question. This might be a little sensitive, but for the viewers’ right to know, please answer honestly. Who do you think has the largest breast size among the crew members?!”

“What!”

“Gasp!”

“Eek!”

The first question was just a warm-up, everyone.

The spicy discussion was about to commence.

***

In the world of internet broadcasting, the term ‘sensitivity’ is a very delicate subject.

If it’s too risqué, it leaves a vulgar impression, and conversely, if it’s too tame, you might end up being told it’s like a 10th-century Confucian broadcast.

It’s always important to maintain an appropriate ‘line’.

The problem, however, is that maintaining that line isn’t easy.

Thus, before starting the content, we discussed it in advance.

Since it was a ‘drinking broadcast’ content, there should be at least a few risqué questions, right?

Particularly, that was Miho’s argument.

She wanted to continue this content, but if a too tame image was set right from the first episode, it would be very hard to change.

The opposing voice was Lucy.

A strict Confucian girl seemingly born with the burden of propriety.

However, she had improved a lot compared to before.

Previously, she would have refused the drinking broadcast content outright.

It seems that the influence of those around her had a significant impact.

Before the reset, even being part of V-Melody, she mostly did solo broadcasts, but now she frequently interacts with us.

Especially when I was busy with the Ugaidol Audition, I spent a lot of time with Miho.

So, although she seems to have changed a lot, it’s true that she still has some resistance!

So I mediated between the two as a middle ground.

“Neither of you is wrong, and let’s focus on understanding each other’s differences.”

There’s no need to persuade or change the other.

There’s no clear answer regarding ‘sensitivity’.

We just need to control things so it doesn’t go too far into either extreme.

“I think both of you can just bring out each other’s concepts well. Then it might create a more interesting dynamic.”

My prediction hit the mark precisely.

“Honestly, I think Lucy’s are the biggest. Usually, the girls who look so demure are truly the biggest.”

“W-what! That’s, that’s, that’s such an unsightly thing to say. I don’t have anything like that.”

Though her avatar’s face was calm, I could imagine her real face turning as red as a tomato from the tension in her voice.

The viewers erupted in laughter at Lucy’s reaction, encouraging Miho to tease her even more.

“Hey! The incredible one here is me, what are you all talking about? I’m so incredible that…”

“Shhh. Let’s talk about that after you get your ID.”

“What! This is the leader’s tyranny! Guarantee the freedom of the press!”

I signaled to Miho, forcefully muting Mayo’s voice.

Ugh! What kind of bombshell statement was this underage girl trying to make?

Suddenly, I got curious.

Unconsciously, my hand slipped down.

Squish-!

“Hmm! Speaking of which, how many cups was I? Was it a 75D when I bought underwear last time?”

The mystical allure of br*asts that made me reach out like a shrimp cracker when my gender first changed.

With my attention drawn to that area after a long time, I found myself mumbling.

But the problem was that the microphone was on and it was a live broadcast.

– What? Who just said D?

– Heeey, come here!

– Just so you know, I use D-Flash, not F-Flash in League, like Light and Deft.

– Uh, oh wow, Seoa, take me!

– Why would I take you, haha? It’d be hard to return you.

– When Seoa has her Yoon-seo Law moment, she looks quite stunning from a distance, but 75D ㄷㄷ;;

– From today, I’m seriously adding Seoa to my list of potential brides.

– What’s with this chat power? Haha.

I unknowingly drew a lot of attention.

Miho, who was diligently conducting the content, looked over at me with a resentful gaze from across the table.

Ahem, I didn’t intend to go this way.

After managing to restore the atmosphere, the third and fourth questions followed.

The questions were well-distributed.

There were inquiries about individual crew members, the direction our crew should take moving forward, content we wanted to try, and so on.

This was a reasonable blend that would appeal to the individual charms of the crew members while also satisfying viewers’ curiosities about the future of V-Live.

– I won’t believe it until she verifies her 75D, Seoa, turn on the other cam!

[Banana Cam Mania has been banned from chatting for 10 minutes.]

However, there was unexpectedly some disruptive curiosity causing minor trouble.

“Whew! It’s been a while since I’ve had a drink, and it’s really nice. With such great people… and the viewers too.”

The content was nearing its climax.

As Miho said, it was genuinely a good content.

The choice to conduct a drinking broadcast without showing our faces on the VRC map was a nice touch that covered the penalty well.

The avatars acting out eating food and drinking beer gave the viewers an immersive experience.

Moreover, the plot was good.

It provided a simple setting for the guests to have genuine conversations on a few topics.

Taking spontaneous questions from the viewers mid-way to increase participation also seemed like a beneficial approach.

‘If we just select good guests, it can be a successful content every time.’

I was worried that Miho didn’t have her ‘weapon’ compared to Lucy and Mayo, but if this content continues to thrive, those worries should diminish.

“Alright, let’s wrap up and cheer our last glasses together.”

“Cheers!”

“Cheers, everyone!”

“Great job, everyone.”

I raised my last glass and checked the chat room.

Most comments expressed disappointment that it ended too soon.

There were praises saying how great today’s content was.

After the broadcast ended, Miho was so excited that she reported today’s broadcast data in the group chat.

A record of 2,457 peak viewers and 6,788 candy donations.

That might not be much by my standards, but it was a legendary record for Miho.

This would greatly help her in the Best Streamer competition this month.

Mayo: [Pfft! Once I hit Emerald, I’ll have over three thousand viewers and get ten thousand in candy donations.]

Lucy: [Mayo, don’t be rude to your older sister. Since you ate late, make sure you brush your teeth before bed, okay?]

Somehow, Lucy had started treating Mayo like a little child.

Mayo seemed to not mind that and strangely enjoyed it.

Seoa: [Great job today, everyone. Let’s continue doing this kind of thing going forward.]

V-Live was definitely moving in a good direction.

I was sure of it.