Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 89

Episode 89: Drinking Broadcast

[(V-Live) Miho’s Snack Bar Guest Participation!

Come to Miho Unnie’s broadcast!]

#V-Live #Drinking Broadcast #Newbie #Virtual #Talk

Before the broadcast began, we gathered on Discord and quickly adjusted the script for about 30 minutes.

We didn’t mean to conduct the broadcast like an elaborate game of Go-Stop.

These days, viewers are incredibly sensitive.

It’s a world filled with old-timers who have over ten years of viewing experience.

It would be foolish for us, who are still newbies, to think we could fool those seasoned experts.

A contrived story would be dismissed for lacking authenticity.

However, the reason we gathered early was to be cautious of potential verbal slips and to at least outline the core structure of the content.

Since it’s a drinking broadcast, there’s no way alcohol wouldn’t be involved, so it’s inevitable that the chance of mistakes is higher than usual.

Thus, we talk about the things we need to be careful of and aim to reduce the likelihood of accidents.

Similarly, establishing a basic structure is essential.

Unless all four of us have the conversational skills of Yoo Jae-suk or are talk-show gods, there will inevitably be dull or awkward moments during the content.

That’s why we want to check in advance to minimize those parts.

For everything else, we decided to leave it to each individual’s discretion, so this way, viewers wouldn’t have any reason to doubt our authenticity.

– Oh! Is it finally starting?

– Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

– It’s my first time seeing a virtual drinking broadcast; is it just like humans?

– But if you’re not turning on the camera and just pretending to drink, can’t you just drink water and act like it’s alcohol? LOL

Today’s content is Miho’s idea, and to boost the metrics, we decided that only Miho would stream.

After all, at the end of each month, they select the best streamer, and Miho and I were on the edge of qualifying.

*Minimum application requirements

– Over 500 hours of broadcast time

– Over 500 regular viewers

– More than 10 broadcast days in the last month

– No suspension record in the last 3 months

– Completed more than 5 online streamer training courses

Unfortunately, Lucy and Mayo failed to meet the broadcast time requirement, so they would have to wait until next month, while Miho managed to barely meet the time requirement by streaming relentlessly.

“I’m turning thirty now, I need to earn at least a little more. How much is the commission if I become the best streamer?”

“…….”

It’s such a painfully realistic reason.

Since I debuted on Pangea TV over a month earlier than the other crew members, I managed to fill up my broadcast time comfortably.

If I had streamed as hard as Miho, I could have qualified last month as well.

However, I had been cautious about my health and didn’t want to strain my voice.

“I believe I’ll definitely qualify, but….”

If all minimum application requirements are met, they award 75 points, and from then, they compare the applicants’ average viewers, regular viewers, broadcast time, etc., to score them differently.

In that sense, I, who is currently ranked first in average viewers and second in regular viewers among virtual streamers, could safely say I already secured my spot.

That’s why I wanted to push for Miho this time.

While Miho could earn additional points for broadcast time, she’ll face tough competition in terms of average concurrent viewers and regular viewers.

“I hope today’s viewership is good.”

With that wish in mind, the broadcast began.

The first thing visible was a VRC map.

A late winter street illuminated only by sparsely placed streetlights.

Under the streetlight furthest from the screen, Miho made her appearance.

Her flowing white hair and cute fox ears slightly peering from above her head.

As if her hands were cold, she brought them together in front of her face, blowing warm air as she took slow steps.

Despite the cold, she couldn’t miss the chance to charm her viewers; her short skirt and long legs were impressive.

“Unnie, wait for me!”

Calling out from behind was Mayo.

With short silver hair that barely covered her shoulders, coated with sticky mayonnaise.

Unwilling to endure the cold, she bundled up in a scarf and a long padded coat, covering her entire body.

“Come on, hurry up.”

“But unnie, won’t you be cold dressed like that? They say joints get chilly as you get older.”

“…….”

– LOL, even the attack starts right from the beginning

– This is what a ‘family’ crew looks like!

– Hey! Mayo, you disrespectful kid, apologize to your aunt right now!

Miho’s age is still undisclosed, but it has been revealed that she is older than Lucy.

So the viewers tend to seek humor or jokes related to Miho’s age.

Miho doesn’t react too sensitively and sometimes uses it to make herself the target for jokes.

From that, it’s clear that Miho has a knack for broadcasting.

Age is truly a sensitive issue for women, yet she endures for the success of her broadcast.

“Our Mayo, whose hair is still not dry from mayonnaise… so cute, right? Let’s hurry up.”

“Huh? Unnie, why are you suddenly putting your arm around me… ugh!”

Miho’s avatar subtly choked Mayo and dragged her forward.

Although it wasn’t real, the way Mayo reacted realistically added to the fun.

The chat room was filled with laughter and chatter.

In the meantime, the tent of the snack bar appeared in front of Miho and Mayo.

“Seoa and Lucy might have already arrived. Let’s go in.”

“I’ll tell the other unnis that you put a headlock on our lovely youngest.”

With Mayo grumbling, we entered the tent.

I had secretly logged in on my phone to monitor Miho’s broadcast, and I stood up at the perfect timing with Lucy to welcome the two.

“Miho Unnie and Mayo are a bit late. We came early and already finished ordering. Come, sit over here.”

Contrasting with the bleak outside scenery, the inside of the tent was filled with a warm ambiance.

Of course, since it was the VRC world, it wasn’t something we could physically feel, but the warm colors inside and the red-hot stove in the center of the tent gave that sensation.

“Ah! A snack bar must have plastic chairs and tables. This vibe is just right.”

“Miho Unnie, you’re totally acting like an old man.”

“Shut up!”

All four of us sat down.

Then, a male avatar reminiscent of the movie star Ma Dong-seok took our orders from a corner.

– Whoa? A guy? Who’s that?

– This could be a bit controversial.

– Honestly, Miho’s of marriageable age; fans should understand.

“Oh, what do you mean marriageable age! That person is our manager who came to help today.”

“Unnie, if you get too flustered, you’ll look guilty. Calm down and let’s order first. Let’s start with you, Lucy Unnie?”

“Yeah. I’ll just have Cass. Squid feet are enough for me.”

After she finished speaking, the screen shifted momentarily.

What appeared in the viewers’ eyes were a 500ml Cass can and a picture of squid feet slightly pushed away under the keyboard.

It was a photo of Lucy’s that she had taken beforehand and sent to Miho.

– Ooh! Looks like that’s Lucy’s menu.

– Ugh, I was watching with my eyes wide open, but I can’t see anything except for the desk. ㅠ

– I expected a half-cam of Lucy.

Those sly viewers.

Too obsessed with substances, they resort to all sorts of tricks, but the photos sent to Miho had already been reviewed multiple times by all of us.

There wouldn’t be a single clue about substances.

“I’ll go with Terra and fried chicken.”

This time it was my photo.

Like Lucy, it showcased a 500ml Terra can and mouthwatering fried chicken, captivating the viewers’ attention.

Many viewers were already unable to resist and began ordering delivery.

“I’m going to go with our beloved Isul and some yellowtail sashimi. You all know, right? Yellowtail is in season during winter.”

As the delicious yellowtail sashimi filled the bowl accompanied by Soju appeared, the viewers erupted in excitement, declaring their taste expertise.

I was definitely tempted by that combo too, but I wasn’t sure how much I could handle with my new body’s alcohol tolerance, so I needed to hold back on the soju.

Maybe I’ll try it on the next break day?

While I was comforting my cravings, Mayo’s last prepared menu was revealed.

“I’m having Heineken and sweet and sour pork!”

“Hey! Where did a kid whose hair is still wet with mayonnaise think she could drink? You might really get in trouble!”

“Tch! I’m going with Fanta pineapple flavor and sweet and sour pork!”

Of course, it was Mayo’s joke.

The photo she had sent showed only Fanta and nothing like a beer can.

However, that photo contained something that could shock the viewers.

– Huh? Huh? What is that? LOL

– Is that huge bowl a mayonnaise sauce container? Why is there sweet and sour pork in there?

– I think I’m going to go out for lunch. I think I’m going to go out for lunch. I think I’m going to go out for lunch.

– Ow, wow LOL Is this what they call the torture of eating cold food? I’m feeling dizzy.

Mayo’s heinous act of dipping sweet and sour pork in mayonnaise sauce.

Our content started off bustling with excitement.