Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 306

Episode 306: Mayo’s Chocolate

On the way, Mayo and I kept bickering, but we arrived safely at the rented baking studio.

It was our first time meeting offline, and I thought that rather than being awkward, acting this way might help us get closer quickly.

“I’m worried, I’m worried. If we’re this lovey-dovey now, how are we going to behave when we actually live together?”

“…….”

Lucy’s sighs were getting deeper, but I pretended not to notice.

No, this girl is really infuriating!

Isn’t there a term in Japanese for someone like her, like kusogaki?

In any case, I decided we should temporarily reconcile before Lucy really got angry with us.

“Lucy! I’m pretending to reconcile but I’m squeezing my hands tightly. Aah! My hands hurt.”

“Seoa!”

“Tch!”

Now that we really didn’t have time, we called a truce.

Using the password I had received earlier from the owner, I opened the door and entered the baking studio!

To be honest, although I called it a baking studio, it wasn’t a very fancy or professional space.

It was just about a 30-pyeong area equipped with a few machines for baking, various tools, and a hygienic environment.

During the weekdays, they mainly offered simple classes on a membership basis, and on weekends they rented the space out for a reasonable fee, which we rented for the whole afternoon.

“Okay, I’ll take the table in the middle, and the right side is for Lucy. The left side is for Mayo.”

I moved the ingredients that I had brought yesterday onto the table and set up for the broadcast.

Still, since we were going to do a mobile stream, there wasn’t much to prepare, but it was better to prevent any potential mishaps.

For example, not removing mirrors and exposing our faces, that kind of accident.

“Honestly, it’s not like there aren’t any virtual streamers who show their faces…”

Unless they debut as virtual streamers from the start, there are quite a few who have already revealed their real identity online.

After all, streamers on camera were the mainstream in the streaming community compared to durahans.

Still, Pangea TV’s virtual streamers were stricter about such things than I expected.

They might accept half-cams, but the moment a full cam is turned on, it feels like getting a yellow card from the buttpicking viewers?

So, those who had full cam broadcasts on Pangea TV were typically desperate streamers on their last challenge.

“Honestly, if I switched to a full cam, my influence would at least double compared to now.”

I had an appearance that was almost celebrity-level, so it wasn’t an unrealistic thought.

However, since I had already confirmed my success as a “virtual” streamer when I made a bet with Judakshin, unfortunately, I couldn’t use that cheat code.

“So ultimately, the limit I can use is just a half-cam. At its maximum, I might be able to manage a masked cam broadcast?”

Actually, masked cam broadcasts could still be quite sensitive, but they could appease angry viewers with appropriate reasoning.

For example, if I reached the finals of the League of Legends destruction battle…

The finals of the destruction battle were always held offline, so under those circumstances, it would be a reasonable justification.

Even virtual streamers had to come out to offline game booths to play.

“In fact, during the 2024 destruction battle, Baio’s team, which was part of Decrescendo, made it to the finals and even won. At that time, Baio also appeared with a mask and celebrated the victory together.”

Even those who firmly believed that virtuals should never reveal their real selves would have to keep quiet in the face of such a justification.

That’s how significant the League of Legends destruction battle was, being one of Pangea TV’s biggest events.

In fact, I was aiming to follow the path that Baio had taken back then.

No matter how I thought about it, it was a tremendous loss to leave this cheat-like appearance hidden.

Even if I showed up with a mask, just revealing myself would bring tremendous benefits.

“Your expression looks suspicious! What wicked plot are you concocting…?”

“Are you going to keep messing around and get your bottom spanked?”

“Eek! Pervert!”

“Seoa, Mayo!”

Once again, a second round of fighting almost broke out, but thanks to Lucy’s quick intervention, we quietly wrapped up the broadcast preparations.

Phew! It’s finally over!

Everyone finished checking their conditions by going to the restroom or adjusting their outfits and started the mobile broadcast.

First, Lucy grabbed her phone, but we planned to rotate the role of the cameraman anyway.

[Seoa, Lucy, Mayo’s Valentine’s Day Broadcast Part 1]

#Valentines #V-Live #Virtual #Talk

-Just the combination of Seoa, Lucy, and Mayo is already making my heart race, excluding Mayo, of course. ㄷㄷ;;

-Ah… what if I receive chocolate from all three of them? It’s hard to choose just one.

-Teacher, this is not a dating sim, come back to reality!

After starting the broadcast, we waited about 5 minutes to allow viewers to join.

The chat room was already a lively chaos.

I expected the viewer count would drop significantly since this was a Valentine’s Day broadcast, not Lena World, but perhaps because it was a collaboration of all three, there was a synergy effect?

During the waiting time, more than 500 viewers had gathered comfortably.

It felt like we could expect to reach a four-digit count easily.

[Mayo’s brushlgol has sponsored 214 candies.]

-I don’t really like chocolate, but if you insist, I can’t help it.

“Oh! The chairman is asking if I’ve leveled up to diamond. He also says it’s nice to see me on Seoa’s stream.”

Familiar but slightly strange nicknames appeared in the sponsor messages.

They were probably viewers from Mayo’s and Lucy’s broadcasts.

“Ah, I did announce it in advance, but I think I need to repeat it. The candies received as sponsorship during today’s broadcast will be fairly divided among the three of us, excluding any fees. So don’t worry and feel free to sponsor away!”

-Of course, the money-loving Seohwang! ㄷㄷ;;

-Mayo, if you’re being threatened by Lucy, please shout out ‘carrot’ three times.

-How can I receive Pepero instead?

“Ah! I’ll explain that in Part 2. In Part 1, we aim to communicate softly with viewers while showing the process of making handmade Pepero.”

“Mayo said she spent the night at Lucy’s house yesterday. She mentioned that Lucy’s bed smelled really nice.”

“……!”

Just as I was about to showcase the overall baking studio and introduce the ingredients on the table, Mayo suddenly created a strong uproar.

Lucy seemed taken aback by this revelation, her hand holding the phone shaking.

-What!? Mayo slept in the same bed as Lucy?

“Uh, um, everyone? Please calm down. Let me show you around the baking studio we rented today….”

-Hey, Mr. Seo. Have you lost sight of the broadcast? Is that even important right now?

[Lucy’sVoice has sponsored 100 candies.]

-Mayo, is Lucy a pajamas type or a lingerie type? Or could it be something else…?

[Lucy’sVoice has been temporarily banned from chatting for 5 minutes.]

-Seoa, don’t infringe on the viewers’ right to know! We want to know the truth of that day!

The truth of that day can freeze and d*e!

In any case, it was clear that Mayo had a natural talent for broadcasting.

Without writing any script, she drew attention with just a few spontaneous remarks.

Honestly, I was interested in that part too.

About Lucy’s bed and sleepwear… Hmm, focus!

After barely restraining the viewers’ chaos and bringing the broadcast atmosphere back to normal, we proceeded as originally planned.

First, I showed the inside of the studio and then presented the neatly organized ingredients on the table.

“Okay, the ingredients we’ve prepared are slightly different for each person. First, I’ll introduce the ingredients I prepared. I’m going to make white and dark chocolate! I have molds with various shapes ready so it can turn out beautifully. I’m aiming for that Belgian seashell chocolate that many of you probably enjoyed as kids! I’ll do my best!”

As I showed the ingredients and the person expressed their hopes, I slowly adjusted the phone’s angle, capturing a daring glimpse just up to chest height.

It’s been a long time since I revealed a half-cam.

Since today was especially Valentine’s Day, I prepared a slightly hotter outfit for the occasion.

-Whoa! What’s up with that maid outfit? Haha!

-Whoa! The button at the chest is about to pop open! ㄷㄷ;;

[SeoaBroadcasting has sponsored 214 candies.]

-Cute thing! Where did you get that outfit to create chaos? Can you come closer so we can see what’s wrong?

“…….”

Men truly are sad creatures.

“Hello. I’m trying to make pâte de fruits, and I’m going to challenge two flavors: cocoa powder and matcha powder. I’ve even prepared special packaging materials, so I hope the fans enjoy them.”

-Wow;; Lucy’s leg length? I thought Seoa was tall, but Lucy seems even taller!

-Is this crew selected based on looks? What’s up with the model-like figures?

-PLEASE, let’s do a visual revelation today! ㅠ Just looking at them is stunning, and it’s a national loss to only be virtual with that appearance!

Since it was Lucy’s first-ever half-cam, even though she wore ordinary clothing, there was an enthusiastic response similar to mine in the maid outfit.

And now it was Mayo’s turn.

In fact, Mayo had already done a half-cam during her bizarre eating streams, so there wasn’t as much anticipation as for Lucy.

However, Mayo had a broadcasting talent that could turn such situations around in an instant.

“Mayo will make special mayonnaise chocolate. Everyone might want to taste it, but only 10 people can try Mayo’s handmade mayonnaise chocolate.”

-What?! Mayonnaise chocolate?

-What am I even hearing? What am I even hearing? What am I even hearing?

-Was today not a Valentine’s Day but a bizarre cooking show instead?

Mayo’s chocolate suddenly captured everyone’s attention.

I hastily made an announcement before the situation got out of control.

“Just to clarify, the mayonnaise chocolate is Mayo’s independent menu and has nothing to do with the V-Live Crew. If there are any symptoms of stomach ache or vomiting after consuming this menu, only Mayo will be held responsible, and the V-Live Crew will not incur any liability…”

What the heck, am I really the only trash here?

I felt as if I could hear a thick “Ayuso” sound coming from somewhere.