Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 305

Episode 305: Lucia’s Perspective

It’s crazy, it really is.

In just a few days, I found it hard to grasp the rapidly advancing plans and sudden changes.

The biggest shock was probably that Mayo was suddenly added to the cohabitation plan that Lucia had only thought about.

I was surprised to learn that Mayo had such a complicated personal history and even more surprised that Lucia would be so proactive about it.

Ah, so Mayo and Lucia had become that close.

This was clearly a positive thing.

Thinking back to before the regression, the crew was nothing but a name, merely communicating through Bluebee, having almost a business-like relationship.

Compared to then, I could say that now it was much better visually and was a positive relationship.

Thanks to this, Lucia, who always had a “wall” around her, had changed significantly.

“But the problem is that it changed too drastically.”

A few photos that Mayo sent just yesterday were enough to ignite a fire within me.

Various pictures taken while staying in Lucia’s one-room overnight.

The provocative photo she sent me to tease me… where her face was buried in her chest was just the beginning.

There was a picture of her lying on Lucia’s bed, making a V sign, another wearing a large shirt that she seemed to have borrowed from Lucia and making a finger heart, and yet another of her teasingly feeding me while making an exaggerated “Ah~” mouth shape.

It was obvious that Mayo was trying to provoke me, but what surprised me was that Lucia willingly participated in such antics.

No way, my favorite wasn’t this easy of a girl!?

Moreover, what surprised me even more was today’s content.

Originally, I had planned to do the Valentine’s Day broadcast alone, as I had notified the viewers early on.

However, upon hearing the plans, Lucia suddenly suggested that we should do it together, boldly stating that she would challenge even a sub-cam broadcast.

Remembering Lucia’s shy broadcasts before the regression, my hands and feet started trembling, and my head felt dizzy from this ‘major incident.’

Could it be, Lucia? No way!

I wanted to believe it wasn’t possible, but there weren’t many events in a typical woman’s life that could provoke such a severe change.

For example, like dating… something like that?

“Don’t tell me you’re secretly contacting strange streamers without me knowing?”

“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”

Zing-!

Lucia, who I met at the rendezvous point, still showcased her unyielding beauty.

Her neatly arranged bob cut.

Perhaps because it was still cold, she wore a fluffy white padded coat that suited her very well.

Even though it was quite a long coat, her long legs showed off her height of nearly 170 cm.

She had a figure that was almost enviable of a model.

Moreover, when our eyes met for an instant, her deep, lake-like pupils seemed to s*ck me in.

Coupled with her cold beauty vibe, she instilled the impression of someone who was not easily approachable.

“Wow! I’m here too! Why aren’t you greeting me warmly!?”

“……”

On the other hand, what was this tiny creature?

Lucia was about 170 cm, and I was around 166 cm, but this little one between us seemed to be about 150 cm?

Not only was her height small, but her face was also small, and she had the kind of tiny hands and feet that looked like a baby.

She gave off the feeling of a middle school newbie.

Ah, of course, I could say she belonged to a small group even among those freshers.

Dodo!

“Bad leader! Take this!”

“Oof!”

She dashed over with her tiny legs and gave my stomach a body check.

Maybe because she was so small, I hardly felt any impact as it was like being hit by a feather, but it did startle me a bit.

What’s with this little rascal!?

When I glanced down, I found Mayo looking up at me in the same manner.

“……”

Mayo’s eyes were clearly trembling for everyone to see.

Could it be that this proactive behavior was a result of her mustering up courage?

Thinking that way, I unconsciously reached out to gently pat Mayo’s head.

“Uh…”

Mayo’s face instantly flushed crimson.

Compared to me, who had transformed into an unbelievable cute girl thanks to Judakshin’s grace, and cold beauty style Lucia, she was a bit lacking in appearance.

Still, she didn’t give an impression of being ordinary; rather, she had a very unique style.

‘First, it’s unusual with those dark circles that seem to conceal half of her large eyes.’

With such a small frame and a tiny face, all her features stood out distinctly.

Whenever she frowned, her nose would scrunch up adorably, and her pouting lower lip made her seem extremely cute.

If she were in a girl group, she wouldn’t be center material, but rather the type that draws in countless fangirls?

Moreover, being only 19 and with such a stature, one could say she had quite a demand(?).

‘No, wait, what am I thinking right now!’

In that moment, I found myself imagining something that people in the underground gallery might think.

Good thoughts, good thoughts, good thoughts!

As I was slightly stiffened alongside Mayo, Lucia suddenly approached, lightly tapping our foreheads and said,

“Mayo said I could say that, right?”

“Ah, no I didn’t.”

Just like a typical internet keyboard warrior, Mayo immediately shrank back in reality.

Lucia didn’t stop there either; she puffed her cheeks and complained to me.

“Seoa is the same. If you’re the older sister, don’t just play pranks on Mayo all the time, treat her warmly first! Got it?”

“…… Yes, unnie.”

My favorite was reprimanding me while bringing her face closer right in front of me.

And this cheek-puffing movement, what on earth!?

Could this really be a reward?

Without knowing it, I was enchanted and answered automatically.

No, this wasn’t the time.

I hurriedly shook my head to regain my senses.

But then, I met Mayo’s gaze again, with her lower lip protruding.

“Ugh, you only look at Lucia unnie like that!”

Swoosh-!

Turning her head away in a sulky manner gave off the vibe of a child.

Still, it seemed like any tension had eased thanks to the physical contact when I had patted her head the first time we met.

Seeing her express her feelings so openly was quite a relief, considering it was our first encounter offline.

I let out a slightly awkward smile as I led both of them to the workshop building I had reserved for today.

With us spending so much time outside, I noticed the passersby’s eyes were directed toward us.

‘It definitely makes sense. Even I can see this face is extraordinary.’

From the moment I first regressed, I felt Judakshin had at least a shred of conscience.

He had given me a face on par with a celebrity and a body of unrealistic standards.

Sure, if the regression meant even a TS (transsexual) type buff, it was reasonable to have such an outrageous buff.

Mayo’s glances, sneakily casting sideways looks while trailing behind me, proved this fact.

“Why? Is she that pretty? So pretty you can’t take your eyes off?”

“Ugh! Uh… uhh.”

As I smiled and said this, she flinched at first, then her face turned bright red as she kept scrunching around her nose.

At that moment, Lucia’s cold gaze fell on her.

Meaning, don’t tease Mayo and be warm to her.

‘No, but it feels so good that I can’t help but tease her. Her reactions are just too delightful.’

However, Mayo was not exactly sane either.

Maybe not able to bear being the only one getting teased, she pretended to follow quietly and suddenly jumped onto my back.

“Hey, we’re here, so stop joking around… Ugh!”

Squish-!

Wha-what is this feeling!?

Out of nowhere, a mischievous hand from behind groping my chest.

I was so shocked that I froze completely.

“Bad witch! Just having a huge chest! Beep!”

And then she quickly dashed behind Lucia.

“Hey! Come back! I can’t just let you touch that, how dare you!”

“Lucia unnie! I’m scared. Protect me!”

It was only a moment of being frozen in surprise before I felt a sense of anger.

All this time I had refrained from excessive touches during showers to maintain my own identity, yet she dared to grope this precious place.

This anger wouldn’t be soothed unless I put this rascal over my knee and spanked her(?).

However, Lucia wasn’t about to easily give up her hiding place behind her.

No, she replied with a fierce expression.

“Seoa, you need to act like an older sister. Hmm? We’re going to live together soon. Are you going to keep fighting with Mayo?”

“Ah, no… but Mayo suddenly…”

“Hmph! Just having a big chest and a narrow mind. Okay then, I’ll let you touch it specially. Got it?”

This was the infuriating trickster coming back at me.

But as if those words had calmed me down, the moment I looked at Mayo’s chest, I felt my anger dissipate swiftly.

“Um, yeah. Is the flat dumpling alright?”

“Eeeek! I’m still growing! I’ll get bigger soon!”

“……”

Lucia’s disappointed gaze sharply jabbed me in the back of the head.