Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 28

Episode 28: The True Face of Jin

Content introducing the transfer students through immigration inspection.

In fact, similar formats have existed long before this.

Big company streamers have already shown this content several times on their broadcasts.

However, back then, those transferring were regular streamers, and now it’s just the virtual streamers that are different.

Such traditional content has a stable flavor.

There are many precedents already shown.

By following that path, at least a decent outcome can be expected.

“But that’s problematic. At the very least, something has to be different so it can become an issue and confidently be presented as content.”

If you just follow along, you’d get accused of copying someone else’s content.

Losing legitimacy means that if another streamer follows the immigration inspection content later on, there will be nothing to say.

So, a differentiating point for the immigration inspection must be created.

“And that’s why I chose a new method called competition.”

Will this structure resonate well with the viewers?

I still don’t know.

One can only know after thoroughly revealing the cards.

For now, I focus on a smooth progression.

“Please listen carefully, both of you. When applying for immigration, high-income earners, intellectuals, and technicians are prioritized for qualification, you see? So, what I’m saying is, what are you two capable of?”

– LOL, look at how derisive they are just because they have one month more experience.

– d*mn, this reminds me of military seniors; I’m getting PTSD.

– Wow! This is what being a boomer is, and this is what social life is like.

As soon as the introductions using PPT ended, I intentionally pressed them hard.

That’s how a fun broadcast comes out.

“First of all, it seems you have a decent figure. D? E?”

“What!?”

“No, I suddenly wanted to memorize English spelling…”

Miho’s ad-lib was better than expected.

However, the goal was to elevate Lucy rather than Miho, so I deliberately kept the banter short and changed the subject of the question.

“By the way, I didn’t ask the most basic thing. Ms. Lucy, is there a reason you chose your nickname?”

“Well, when I started broadcasting, I thought a lot about having a good nickname. In fact, I lacked confidence in myself and had a negative side, so I wanted to become a bright person. Everyone feels that way, right? Longing for the aspects where they lack confidence… So, I chose the nickname Lucy, which means light in Latin.”

Fortunately, the practice paid off.

Even while extending the conversation, there was no stuttering, and her calm tone allowed her voice’s charm to shine.

“Wow! But Ms. Lucy, your voice is really nice. It feels like if I were lying in bed late at night talking to a significant other, it would sound like this. It gently seeps into the ears… Ah! I used a bad analogy, huh? If I mention talking to a partner, the viewers might not understand.”

– LOL? Seo-A, give me your address right now; I’m going to get real!

– Seo-A is recruiting for a real-life raid party, 1/4.

– Oh my! So does that mean Seo-A knows what it feels like to talk at night because she has a boyfriend?

– The unicorn fans are in tears. T_T

“Uh, um? What are you saying! I’m a virgin and married to broadcasting! Wow! Suddenly, I feel an immense sense of camaraderie with the viewers. We’re all friends! We hit and roll around in the mountains and fields~”

I almost fell to the viewers’ sharp counterattack.

Quickly changing the subject, I handed the baton to Miho.

“I’ve lived hearing the saying ‘fox-faced’ for a long time, so it was natural to start broadcasting as a Gumi-ho character. But then, I transferred, and since many people already use Gumi-ho…”

“Oh, did you choose Miho because of redundancy?”

“Yes. But after using Miho for a few days, I felt that the two characters sounded better, so I’m going to continue using this.”

“Alright, I’ve confirmed it. The nickname Miho, the streamer who seduces men like a fox… Okay, memo finished!”

“That seems a bit fabricated, doesn’t it?”

“Eh? It must be a feeling! Then let’s head towards the first verification corner.”

After the self-introduction time using PPT ended, the actual content begins.

The first verification corner I prepared is…

“I will give you both 30 seconds to think now. Please answer during that time. Three good points about Pangea TV compared to LebitTV! If you exceed the time limit, I will consider you a spy for LebitTV. Starting now!”

A terrifying platform divide.

The viewers’ dopamine exploded.

***

Platforms possess immense power in and of themselves.

People naturally feel a sense of belonging and express considerable affection toward their associated platforms.

Some may even prioritize the platform over the streamer they watch.

Thus, the derogatory term “platform dog” emerged, which I personally think is quite fitting.

With that level of loyalty, it’s commendable.

Therefore, streamers fear speaking carelessly about the platform.

Such remarks could leave them with karmic consequences and make them targets for the platform dogs.

That’s why both of them expressed concerns when hearing the initial content’s corner explanation.

So, I confidently stated.

If any issues arise, I would take full responsibility.

After all, in the future, LebitTV will be a place that burns up in flames and disappears.

Knowing that fact allowed me to persuade the two with confidence.

“I will seriously take responsibility. If there’s a problem, it’ll all be a scripted broadcast, and it will be as if you both read what I wrote.”

With that proactive persuasion, the two eventually agreed, and the current order was established.

The avatars of the two exchanged sharp glances.

“Lucy!”

“Miho!”

“Ms. Lucy, you were quick. Please go first. I’ll start timing. Tick-tock.”

It was impossible to say the same reason, so securing the earlier turn was beneficial.

Lucy, smiling at her rare victory, stumbled slightly due to the sound of time passing.

“The first point is quality. LebitTV currently provides a 720p service, but Pangea TV offers 1080p! I think this is an advantage anyone would agree on.”

“Good, then what’s the second point?”

“Um, the second point is… Ah! The collaboration culture of Pangea TV. In LebitTV, there’s a lack of collaboration content, and even when there is, only streamers with personal connections can participate. On the other hand, I think Pangea TV offers more opportunities.”

Although I had provided the corner’s information in advance, I didn’t prepare answers directly, nor did I censor them.

Interfering in every way would decrease the content’s reality.

The raw appeal that can only be felt in live broadcasting.

Will we be able to sense that in the third reason?

“The last point is the virtual idol audition hosted by Sayoh. I also applied, you know? Everyone, please come support me.”

“Ah, yes. For reference, I also applied. Please support me before Ms. Lucy.”

– LOL, look at Seo-A trying to eliminate the budding sapling.

– Such a mentality to uproot a growing sapling. Daring!

[Seo-A’s malicious fan donated 5 Candies.]

– I support you, Ms. Seo-A, with 5 Candies.

– 5 Candies equals 500 won. LOL.

I had some hopes, but as expected, there wasn’t a big hit from Lucy.

If I give it a good spin, it was just ‘passable’ at best?

But I didn’t feel disappointed.

I had seen enough over the past three years to know that the streamer Lucy didn’t have much of a strength in talking.

“After all, what I’m looking forward to is a different aspect.”

Thus, Lucy passed through safely, and Miho’s turn began seamlessly.

“Starting now, it’s 30 seconds! Go!”

“Reason number one why Pangea TV is better than LebitTV? Because Miho broadcasts on Pangea TV.”

“Excuse me?”

“Number two: I got banned on LebitTV, so Pangea TV is the only option left for me.”

“…….”

“And the last third: Actually, I’m a shareholder in Pangea TV. I hurriedly bought shares while secretly watching Seo-A’s live broadcast on the 4th, and currently around +3%? So I fully support Pangea TV. I love you, Pangea TV! By the way, how much is the dividend?”

I decided to stop thinking for a moment.

Unfiltered words flowed from my mouth without passing through my brain.

“This is literally a disaster.”

What in the world was Bluebee fighting?

Looking at Miho, who boasted an unimaginable level of eccentricity, I began to wonder if Bluebee’s control had perhaps been justified.

Even though it’s collaboration content, what kind of level of remarks would be made in personal broadcasts?

“No, that can’t be right. No matter what, I can’t defend Bluebee….”

I pulled myself together and checked the atmosphere in the chat room.

If the reactions weren’t good, I had to pretend to slightly hit Miho to circulate public opinion, but thankfully, that wasn’t necessary.

– LOL, Miho is raising the stakes, surpassing Seo-A!

– Am I the only one at level 96? T_T I just hit level 78, so when do I escape..

– This person’s voice has a whole vibe; I bet she’s sexy in real life too.

– I miss Miho so much! T_T

– But why did this person get banned on LebitTV?

“Oh, it’s nothing really. I was banned for insulting Chinese people once on a broadcast. And once while dancing in a bikini, there was a glitch that suddenly caused my top to disappear…”

– What!?

– Uh.. possible!

– What’s possible, are you crazy? LOL.

– A wonderful talent welcomes you with open arms; irasshaimasu~

– Miss, are you about to show us the magic of disappearing underwear here too?

– Transferring is so not cool.

With the overwhelming reaction in the chat room and the tension easing, Miho appeared to be more relaxed.

At that moment, I began to feel anxious.

Did I just raise a tiger with my own hands?

The content is not yet over.