Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 27
Episode 27: Tension Up
[Who said you could transfer? <Immigration Inspection>
Transfer Students ‘Lucy’ / Transfer Students ‘Miho’ Edition]
#Newbie #Stocks #Virtual #Talk
As usual, the waiting screen prepares for the broadcast to start.
The word ‘Loading’ floats up like a game connection screen against a white background.
A square gauge bar gradually fills up just below the text.
In the middle of the screen, a cute SD character is bouncing and stepping on the text.
– Owner, open the door! Let’s start the business!
– Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
– But you started without going through inspection, so what’s with the power harassment? LOL
– Almost like the virtual world’s Serump; they’re building walls at the borders.
– Look at the collaboration content, but Seo-ah is really working hard.
– Lucy and Miho? I’ve never heard of them. Are they both transferring today?
– It seems like Miss Miho transferred 3 days ago according to the replays?
Sunday afternoon, 2 PM.
The very time when humans want to watch virtual broadcasts the most.
Pangea TV’s virtual panel is drawing a lot of attention for a virtually unprecedented collaboration content.
Viewers begin to gather like moths to a flame.
1, 2, 3, 4… the first digits change in an instant.
Then eventually, the digit count changes as well.
It’s still just the waiting screen, yet over a thousand have already gathered.
At 2 PM on a Sunday, it’s not an empty house, and several mid-level streamers are also broadcasting, but the power of Buttugi in October 2022 is terrifying.
“Let’s do well. Don’t make mistakes. Seo Min-jun, you can do this.”
The first attempt at collaboration content.
I clenched my fists tight, repeating my original name in my mind.
There are many people in the world who work hard.
However, not everyone gets rewarded for that effort, and they become frustrated, broken, and disappear silently.
Ultimately, it’s the logic of a capitalist society.
My effort is trampled and buried by bigger efforts or talents.
Knowing that pain well, I now wish to avoid repeating it.
To do this, Seo Min-jun has become Seo Min-ah.
“Let’s start.”
The screen transitions with a simple button press and a ‘Dtal-kak’ sound.
It was a new background prepared for today.
It resembles an airport immigration inspection desk.
In fact, when commissioning a designer, I requested results that could capture the airport atmosphere as much as possible.
Thanks to that, it cost a fair amount of money, but I got a satisfactory result.
“This is not a one-time content. I plan to use it over and over, so I should invest this much.”
In the future, the procession of virtual streamers transferring from LebitTV to Pangea TV will not cease.
Therefore, immigration inspection was a content that could be reused like broth from a boiled soup.
I didn’t plan this as my first collaboration content for no reason.
– Wow~ What’s the background? Lol, Seo-ah’s preparation is something to acknowledge.
– For real, I recognize the effort.
[Seo-Ah’s Pouch donated 300 Candies.]
– This must be costing money, so make good use of it~
– Whoa, lol, what’s that outfit?
– Wow, Seo-ah, take me away!
Not stopping at the background, I also prepared a new outfit for today.
It could be said to be one of the dreams held by men—a stewardess.
Beneath neatly styled black hair, her distinctive red eyes shone, and her overall black suit paired with a coral blue scarf drew attention.
The avatar, usually seen as a cute girl, gave a strangely mature impression.
Sneaking a glance at the viewer’s chat reactions, the mood was one of satisfaction with today’s outfit.
“Seo-ha, Seo-ha! The best virtual streamer born from Pangea TV, Seo-ah, is here! Everyone has been waiting, right? Today, Seo-ah has an important mission to fulfill.”
With a slightly melancholic expression, I glanced up at the ceiling.
Seeing my avatar naturally mimicking my facial expressions, I couldn’t help but admire the advancement in technology.
– Starting with Yarl on.
– Hey Mr. Seo~ Why are you being so long-winded, let’s start quickly.
– Seo-ah is a very famous character on Pangea TV.
Today, unfortunately, communication time is skipped for immersion in content.
I need to start strong.
With a passionate attitude, I began my speech.
“Esteemed natives of Pangea TV. This occasion is of great significance. As of October 2022, the global number of refugees and displaced persons has surpassed 100 million. This is not someone else’s story. I feel the impact myself.”
Swish-!
From the tip of my raised finger, a small organized excel file materializes.
The content of that file was very simple and concise.
“Can you all see this? The trends of Candy donations in my broadcast over the past five days. Don’t be surprised. You can see how they are decreasing as illegal immigrants are increasing, right?”
– You’re revealing your Candy donation earnings on the broadcast? That’s hilarious.
– Nonchalant, nonchalant, nonchalant!
– Seo-ah is Pangea TV’s famous money shark.
“Illegal transfer students are taking jobs away from citizens! That’s not all. We need to thoroughly check their ideology. Do you know how many crimes they commit?”
Swish-!
Once again, from the tip of my raised finger, this time an edited image file prints out.
It was none other than Choi Eun-bin and Sae Dal-bok’s VRC broadcast.
Ah, just in case it might be problematic beforehand, I had already asked for permission from both to use the broadcast as a source.
“I, that boyish outfit! No, is it even okay for a virtual figure to wear a swimsuit? This is a broadcast for 19 years old! Back in my day, we dressed properly and greeted the viewers as they came in. But these transfer students nowadays just strip down because they have decent bodies!”
– Lol, look at the tension, it’s hilarious.
– (Wearing stockings and a stewardess outfit) Boyish attire!
– Wow, where’s that broadcast? I need to go there.
“These illegal transfer students are stealing jobs from good citizens like me, and that’s why our country’s unemployment rate is rising and economic indicators are not looking good, right?”
– Whoa! Openly criticizing the government, oh no!
– Was Seo-ah on the left? Disappointed, I’m unfollowing.
– Seo-ah is very famous for being a leftist on Pangea TV.
– Government criticism is for Seo-ah TV!
“Ahem, let’s not go off-topic. Anyway, there’s a lot of trouble due to illegal transfer students. But! Everyone, you don’t need to worry too much. Why? Because I’m here. The first pure-bl**d virtual streamer of Pangea TV! The major shareholder of Pangea TV! As the symbol of Pangea TV, I will personally crack down on illegal transfer students.”
– No;; no one was worried about that.
– The symbol of Pangea TV! (Claiming it all by themselves.)
– Look at Seo-ah’s speaking skills today, it’s insane. LOL.
– So, who are today’s guests? I don’t recognize either of their nicknames.
Phew! I was nervous, but it seems things went well up to this point.
The viewers’ chat reactions were at an all-time high.
The atmosphere was almost comparable to my debut broadcast.
Not wanting to drag it out any longer and risk it getting loose, I decided to call in the guests right away.
“Then let’s welcome the two prospective transfer students who applied for immigration inspection today. Please wait a moment!”
The screen switches back to the waiting screen.
Ignoring the viewers clamoring if it was ad time, I quickly captured the virtual avatars of the two from Discord and brought them over to the streaming computer.
If possible, making their appearance sudden is definitely more impactful than showing the intermediate process.
These little details immerse the viewers more and touch their hearts.
“Ta-da! First on the right is today’s transfer student…”
“Lucy. Nice to meet you, Pangea TV folks.”
Smiling-!
– Wow! New girls are always welcome.
– Wow;; what’s with that voice? It’s low but pleasant to hear.
– Oh! I’ve never seen a virtual figure in a hanbok, the quality is top-notch.
– Is this person involved with Yoon-seo Law?
“And next to the left is someone who secretly crossed the border 3 days ago…”
“Hey guys, I’m Miho. The Gumiho that will take away your hearts.”
Licking-!
– Whoa! Heart-thumping.
– Oh snap;; take me away!
– Ah, lol, look at that delicate voice.
– But this avatar is a bit lacking compared to Seo-ah and Lucy? Standing next to them shows the quality a bit…
Miho’s avatar had striking white hair resembling a gumiho and red eyes, with slightly protruding animal ears.
With a captivating feeling, her beautiful avatar matched her concept… but, as pointed out in the chat, in comparison to us, her quality was somewhat lacking.
It can’t be helped.
Because my and Lucy’s avatars were done by Bebetang, known as the 3 great creators in the future.
“Let’s proceed with the immigration inspection content where Seo-ah hosts and Lucy and Miho participate as guests. Now, let’s officially begin! Hooray!”
The tension skyrockets wildly.
The broadcast engulfs me.