Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 180
Episode 180 My House Inspection
Before my return, I had the thought that Lena Land’s notoriety and history, which I heard about in the community, was just a fabrication.
Indeed, I should consider that 50% of the posts in the community are fabricated.
Is this gallery really just filled with Lena Land antis?
However, the numerous pieces of evidence left through video materials provided me with a realization.
Surprisingly, there are sometimes truths that seem like lies.
When I think that the first incident happened with Seo Ra-young, I might be standing at the scene of history right now.
“In fact, during the My House incident, there were not just one but two who were expelled.”
The streamer who used the nickname Juda during the Ugaidol Audition.
After passing through the Poco server, they tried to change their nickname to Yoo-dawn and make a fresh start, but they still got expelled from the Lena server.
“Honestly, in the case of Yoo-dawn, there was a valid reason.”
When Lena Land conducted the inspection, many viewers commented in the chat that it was at the level of a storage shed, not a house, and above all, the connection rate in Lena World was terrible due to frequent breaks after the Poco server.
– If that’s the case, why did they apply for Lena World? There are really many people who desperately want to get in.
– The house looks like this, and they aren’t even logging in. They have no affection for the server at all.
– This person seemed to be working hard in the Poco server though. Maybe they are picky about servers?
Since they provided a certain excuse and justification, Yoo-dawn was inevitably decided to be expelled from Lena World in a future announcement.
However, Seo Ra-young’s case was a bit different.
It was a shabby house that clearly showed the signs of a Minecraft beginner, but it had a decent two-story size, and unlike Yoo-dawn, she was logging in fairly well.
“In fact, if the cutoff line was set higher, such a house could be considered a failure. It’s certainly not a well-built house.”
The problem was that there were a few houses that were similar to this one or even worse.
Yet, those house owners were able to remain in Lena World safely while Seo Ra-young was mercilessly expelled from the server.
No one knows the truth.
We cannot open up Lena Land’s head to see what’s inside.
Still, the words Lena Land said during the My House inspection were extremely significant.
“I can see you’ve covered the inside with obsidian. It seems you’ve been to a war server, right?”
“No, that’s not true. I don’t know anything about that kind of server.”
“Huh, is that so? But curiously, those who have been to war servers often use obsidian blocks.”
“No, it’s not that. I just like war, so I just used it.”
Seo Ra-young seemed flustered, not even knowing what she was saying as she spoke.
– Haha, what’s that PTSD from the war server?
– The retired soldiers are hilarious, trembling like criminals.
– If they really did ‘that’ server, there must be aftereffects, right?
Lena Land casually said he worked hard and turned around.
A few days later, unaware of his own fate, he let out a sigh of relief.
“It’s a bit unfortunate. But well… I’ll do fine even after being expelled.”
Seo Ra-young would likely join the Minecraft server that Yuseona opens in competition with Lena World.
I know she will thrive in that server and gain fixed fans and many Candy sponsorships.
Perhaps the outcome would have been even worse if she stayed in Lena World?
So, it was a pity for the moment, but I didn’t intervene.
Because it could act as a hindrance to a guaranteed future…
“When did you make this? You must have worked hard.”
“My love for Lena World makes this seem like nothing!”
The My House inspection was no exception for our company.
Crew members, of course, along with Han A-yeon and Supniti, were already connected and waiting in our village, V-City.
“By the way, what’s going on here… Pyeongchang-dong, Hannam-dong? Why do all the buildings shine?”
“Haha, I put in a bit of effort.”
While other residents mainly built their houses using wood or rocks, our V-City was built with flashy materials like quartz and various colored concrete that looked magnificent just by sight.
It was perfect enough that inspection wasn’t needed, but for Lena Land, it was a precious content time to wander around with viewers, so he asked me to guide him.
“This first house is the Mayo House.”
“… You can tell just by looking at it.”
“Mayo loves mayonnaise a lot.”
On the rooftop of the splendid building, there was an outdoor digital sign where a large picture of mayonnaise was displayed using an image frame.
Right there was the Ottogi Gold Mayonnaise, which Mayo loves the most!
“Still, the interior is solid.”
“That’s right? It basically has a modern house vibe.”
A two-story structure based on quartz.
On the first floor, there was a living room and a wide corridor, a kitchen, and an item storage, and on one side of the staircase, when you go up to the second floor, there was a bedroom, a wide outdoor terrace, and a room dedicated for enchanting, repairing, and upgrading items.
“Oh? There’s a ladder here. Where is this?”
“… There’s nothing there, so let’s go to the next house.”
“Suspicious, right? There’s a ladder going down to nowhere? Wait a second.”
Lena Land pushed away the reluctance and went down the ladder.
A long, dark pathway continued.
Then slowly, light shone from below, and as Lena Land landed on the ground after escaping the darkness, he shouted in shock.
“What, what is this!”
A wide flatland that seemed improbable to exist underground.
Dull light-emitting stones were embedded at regular intervals in the ceiling, and on the ground were bizarre red plants that emitted a strange sheen.
“C-could this be?”
Startled, Lena Land reached out and picked the red plant.
Its name was Nether Wart, which supposedly grows near fortresses in the nether.
The main ingredient for drugs!
I cautiously approached behind Lena Land and whispered in his ear.
“In the end… you saw it?”
“S-seo A!”
Could it be fear? The sight of Lena Land shaking in terror made my smile grow even wider.
“In the end, you did see it, that’s informal.”
“Yes! I’m sorry.”
It wasn’t fear; it was anger.
Ahem! The underground community was vast.
That’s because it was constructed by connecting all the buildings’ basements in V-City.
On this vast land, everything from the basic potion making ingredients like Nether Wart to carrots, onions, beets, barley, rice, potatoes, watermelons, pumpkins, sugarcane, and various crops were growing.
Huh! Me, Mayo, Supniti, and Han A-yeon worked for two days with four people, and the construction of the farm was still not finished.
That’s how intense farming can be.
Still, it made it convenient to prepare in advance like this.
Later, residents tired from mining would swarm asking for new ways to earn money, and the solution arranged was farming.
Lena Land significantly raised the sales prices of crops and cooking.
From that time on, mining was reduced to only for diamonds and CK, and farming became the new trend for making money.
The age of miners was going away, and the age of farmers was arriving.
“If you prepare ahead of time like this, there won’t be a need to rush to change the profit structure when the time comes. Alternatively, you can manufacture a large amount of ratatouille beforehand.”
You can finely store that, then sell it when the price adjusts.
Hehe! This is all the strategy of a returned person looking to the future.
That’s how, along with the shocked Lena Land and the members of the Lena Government, we went back to the surface and looked at the rest of the houses.
Lucy’s house had an aquarium concept.
They installed long glass windows along the walls inside the building and filled them with water to make it look like an aquarium.
Inside the glass walls, all kinds of fish caught from oceans and deep cave lakes were swimming around, and decorations of starfish, water plants, and corals decorated the floor.
“Wow, amazing. How on earth did you make all this? How did you gather things?”
“It’s all because of my love for Lena World.”
“Seo A! I heard rumors that the labor from your company was more than double compared to others. I didn’t believe it, but seeing this…”
“Oh! Lena Land, you’re misunderstanding, misunderstanding.”
“Is that so?”
“Yes. It’s all because everyone has affection for Lena World, and they are doing it voluntarily. Voluntarily.”
Wanting to confirm the truth, Lena Land looked back to examine our company members’ faces.
I casually stuck behind him, furrowing my brow from an unviewable angle and murmuring.
“Everyone smile. You know, right?”
“We, we are very satisfied. You, it’s so much fun. Hahaha!”
“Really? If that’s the case, then I’m relieved.”
Miho, representing us, disclosed the beautiful truth.
The awkward laughter that followed sounded sadly, perhaps just a feeling.
Um… really.