I May Be a Virtual Youtuber, but I Still Go to Work - Chapter 91
It's Really a Jatdwaepputne Part 1… — — Parallel (VTuber) Gallery — — — …
[Reason Why Saying It Looks Like a Dick Is Okay]
Well, you can’t exactly cuss out the director who made the team like this, lol.
[Comments]
– Parallel834: True lol
– Parallel095: This is right lol
– Parallel781: This guy’s smart, let’s draft him as a mod?
– Parallel223 (Author): Dduwoo… Ttaah…
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… — — Parallel (VTuber) Gallery — — — …
[We’re Screwed]
(Looks Like_We’re_Screwed.clip)
I understand Magia’s feelings.
How the hell are we supposed to win like this?
Youngun, you son of a bitch.
[Comments]
– Parallel761: I’ve replayed it about 100 times, the cursing is so good lol
– Parallel834: Honestly, I’d lose my mind too lol
– Parallel225: Just breathless
– Parallel101: But the simp has to take responsibility for this, no choice lol
– Parallel005: How’s that gonna happen in a week lol
– Paralle1901: Were you happy being on a team with your oshi? Now suffer like a dog.
– Parallel652: Wow, but this is too bad for both Youngun and Serena
– Parallel304: At this point, isn’t it just intelligent anti-behavior?
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A few minutes before the gallery related to the members who joined the team was filled with an atmosphere blaming Youngun.
That is, before it was confirmed that Magia would join the team.
Youngun, who was watching the auction broadcast, felt the same way.
“I’m screwed. What do I do?”
– What do you mean what do you do lololol
-You’re the one who made it like this lololol
– This guy already lost his memory?
– Sigh, you simp lol
– Youngun, don’t ever do auctions again, you’ll really die if you do it again
– This guy almost screwed up the team in the last tournament too lol
In fact, Youngun had faced a similar crisis during last year’s tournament as well.
However, since the merchandise wasn’t Serena at that time, his head wasn’t completely smashed.
He narrowly escaped without getting caught up in the bluff, and rather, the opponent team’s composition, which was making check bids, got messed up and became a mess….
But since it was an auction involving Serena, Youngun couldn’t resist.
Originally, you can’t control fan sentiment.
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:: But hyung, what are you really going to do? Looking at the combination, there’s really no answer lololol::
“Yeah…. It’s almost confirmed that our Magia-nim will join as Tier 3, right?”
– Yeah
– Low probability of other teams taking her
– Her play videos are ambiguous and she only has 5 days of experience lololol
No matter how well she shoots in Battle Colosseum, they can’t take her because they don’t know how bad the dice rolls will be lololol
– She’s definitely ours lol
Just screwed as expected, the result was as expected.
[Yes, in this case, Magia-nim of Tier 3 will naturally join Youngun’s team.]
As soon as he heard Youngun’s big sigh, the viewers gleefully teased him.
– Completely screwed
– Good luck
– Confirmed team to be struck by lightning this tournament lololol
– Slave away lololol
– Fighting~
– The host who made it like this has to do well, what else can he do lol
“Ah… I really feel sorry for Serena-nim. I got too heated up in the auction.”
— Aren’t you really an intelligent anti?
– Honestly, you hate her, right?
– Tell me, hyung
“Ah, no! I really liked her and wanted to bring her. Uh? I wanted to let her win once. This damn. Ah. Ugh!!”
Tearing at his hair and venting his emotions didn’t change anything.
Kamick (Damage), Serena (Tactics), Magia (Damage), Bajubi (Infiltration), Keugemang (Defense).
The team members were confirmed with five people.
It was fortunate that at least their roles didn’t overlap.
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:: Hyung, but you never know, Magia might be an uncut gem, so if you train her well, you might be able to use her like a Tier 2 ::
“… Ah, really?”
– You only do Combative, so you don’t know about Signal Flare??
– Didn’t you know?
“Oh, sorry. I don’t really know what she does. I just thought she was a normal VTuber. Looking at the submitted video, it was just average for Tier 3,
no, below average.”
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:: No, I already finished analyzing everything and thought it wouldn’t work, so I thought you were sighing like this lololol::
So you were sighing because you really didn’t know anything? lol
– Shouldn’t you re-analyze the team’s strength?
-??
“Wait a minute. Listening to you guys, I really have to look it up.”
As Youngun searched for Magia, what do you know, there’s a Tree Wiki document.
Was she that famous?
She’s even a Battle Colosseum Master (Jin) and has a record of winning a kill bet against Moogun in the past.
“No. Why is someone like this Tier 3? As you guys said, isn’t she at least Tier 2?”
The fact that the director didn’t even think about knowing all twenty players was revealed.
Naturally, criticism poured out.
Her play style doesn’t match Combative
-I knew this would happen
– This guy didn’t even plan to have Magia on the team from the start lololol
– Ugh, and you call yourself a director lololol
– Just quit being a director
“Guys. I wanted to pick only sure things this time. That’s how you win, right?”
Ppabang!
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:: :: You son of a bitch, why did you throw 805 points at Serena then? Bow your head :: ::
Youngun hesitantly walked to the wall and flipped upside down.
A little later, he showed the bizarre act of doing a handstand with his head instead of his hands and said.
His face is flushed red and his veins are popping out.
“I’m sorry. But that was also because I wanted to win with Serena-nim. I’m sorry.”
– lololol
– lololol
As expected, the chairman’s words hit the nail on the head lololol
While Youngun was getting beaten up, Magia was called out for an interview.
[Now, let’s have an interview with the last player to join, Magia.]
[Hello.]
As soon as he heard the soft, but slightly listless voice, Youngun’s eyes lit up.
[So Magia-nim, this is your first time participating in this tournament. How do you feel right now?]
Even though it was an official auction broadcast, she even dropped a cool curse word.
[I just think I’m screwed.]
[Hahahahahahaha! NG, NG wait a minute, wait a minute!]
[Ehehehehe! Screwed. My feet are screwed. Is that what you mean? I’ll take it that way. Hehehe.]
Some might say it’s cute, but Youngun, a connoisseur of women’s voices, could tell.
This was the experience that could only come from a worker who had a hard day. But if that worker’s voice was so catchy?
Naturally, he had no choice but to stop the punishment handstand and sit in a chair.
Seeing the red face that had come close to the camera, the viewers sighed.
– Oh no, he’s screwed, that guy’s sensor is activated again
– Isn’t that the guy who ruined the auction because of a woman just now?
– Look at his reaction speed lololol
– Another oshi change?
“No, an oshi change, you son of a bitch. Would I really do that? It’s just because her voice is good! More than that, you bastards. You should have told me about someone like this sooner!”
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:: You said it’s hard to judge if amateurs like us interfere lololol::
While Youngun was arguing with the viewers, Magia, who was being interviewed, continued to speak.
[I would have confidently said that I would carry if it was another game. It’s a shame that I can’t do that because it’s Combative. But I’ll do my best.]
The applause that followed was Youngun’s.
Whether the viewers were dumbfounded or not, Youngun seemed to have already made up his mind.
“Our team. It might not be so bad after all? Serena-nim and Magia-nim. I suddenly feel happy thinking that I can hear the voices of two beautiful women? Magia-nim is even a potential Tier 2. It’s okay, I can do it.”
– Sigh, only the team members suffer
– Well… never mind
– Why are you excluding Bajubi lololol
– This is just the fault of the organizers, why did they put a simp in charge of the director
At the same time, the team chat room that Magia joined after finishing the interview.
Naturally, the atmosphere was like a funeral home.
They should be talking about what to do in the future or full of fighting spirit, saying let’s do well.
In fact, there was almost no one talking except for Keugemang.
[Oh, Magia, you’re here!]
“Hello, Uncle. It’s nice to see you again like this.”
[Wow. I just feel reassured? You said our Serena-nim is good. You said Kamick-nim shoots well. And we even have our niece? This is a win~!]
There’s no way someone like Keugemang would say something without being aware of the situation.
In other words, him continuing to speak is an effort to somehow fix the dying atmosphere.
[No……….]
[I’ll do my best.]
[……..]
However, Serena can’t speak properly because of the pressure.
Kamick is colorless and odorless as he has been since I’m Wolf.
Bajubi is a small streamer who plays around with an average of 50 viewers, so he can’t even join the conversation.
In the end, Magia was the only one who could step up in this atmosphere without being aware of the situation.
If the streamers are too busy being aware of the situation, then Magia, who is a normal person, has to step up, what else can she do?
She hesitated for a moment whether she could step up among the streamers.
She was worried that if she left it like this, the messed up atmosphere would spread to Parallel.
“Uncle. Did you see my interview?”
[Uh? I saw it.]
“We’re screwed.”
[Was that just something you said?]
“No. We’re really screwed. I’m not kidding.”
The cause is Youngun’s fault for forming the team like this.
But since there’s nothing they can do about it now, they have no choice but to do their best.