Now That I Have Become a Woman, I Am a Vtuber - Chapter 579

Late in the morning, I woke up naturally.

“Ah.”

…I want to sleep more.

My body wakes up at this hour because I’ve been busy with a hectic schedule lately.

“Uhh.”

Since I’m awake, I should start the day.

Still, it’s a holiday now, so I leisurely stretched and went to the living room.

Under the wide-open window, I could see the Han River view, the road, and buildings.

This is what I’m talking about.

I don’t know why I haven’t seen this lately.

I sat on the sofa for a moment, watching the cars moving busily, then went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water.

Let’s see… First, I should wash my face.

As I usually do, I went to the bathroom and thoroughly washed my face.

To prevent it from drying out, I applied some skincare products to my face.

By this point, I was fully awake.

Returning to the living room with a clear mind, I noticed the messy scene I had seen early yesterday morning.

Oh right. Today is the day for a big cleaning.

Should I start the broadcast as I thought yesterday?

“Let’s see….”

I had bought something before for a late-night stream.

I pulled out a helmet that can hold a cellphone, which I had ordered from overseas, from the drawer in the living room.

I was thinking of wearing this on my head and putting on a mask for cleaning broadcast, just in case.

Before starting the broadcast….

“Uhh.”

I had already put the clothes lying on the floor into the washing machine.

It would be a bit awkward to show my laundry on the stream.

Well, I could say that dust and trash are fine, but….

Hmm… it’s not that dirty.

I didn’t eat much at home because of my busy schedule.

All that’s around are the packaging materials from the helmet I just put on my head.

Still, since the house is quite big, it will take a while to vacuum and mop floors.

Doing a broadcast during that time would be killing two birds with one stone.

So, I took out a mask and put it on.

I set up the broadcast using my late-night streaming phone and plugged it into the helmet.

Hmm… now I just need to start the broadcast.

I looked out the window for a moment.

Can someone possibly identify my house from outside?

But then again, people would have likely already identified my family home.

It’s only a matter of time before this moving house gets exposed anyway, so I don’t need to worry about it.

I’ll just show off the view.

Finally, I checked if there was anything that shouldn’t be seen on the broadcast, then turned it on.

Then, I sat on the sofa and checked the chat on my phone.

-??

-What is this?

-Where is this place?

-Miro, where did you go??

Since I was reflecting the outside from the sofa, I could see the viewers getting flustered at the Han River view.

“Hello.”

-??

-Where are you?

-Is this your home??

“Yes, yes, it’s my house.”

As I said that, I waved my hand toward the camera.

For reference, I was still in the pajamas I had worn before going to bed yesterday.

It’s a cute penguin-shaped animal pajama.

“It’s been a long time since my late-night stream, right?”

-Oh, haha.

-What’s with the view??

-Wow, is this a real home??

“Alright, but what you’ll be seeing isn’t this….”

I turned my head swiftly.

Then the camera turned with me, showcasing the interior of my house.

-?

-???

-Wow, look how spacious it is.

-What is this? Haha.

-Show the Han River again;

-Look at the state of your house, haha.

“Today, I’ll be doing a big cleaning.”

As I said this, I picked up a trash bag that I had placed on the sofa and waved it around.

-What are you wearing?

-Cleaning in your pajamas, haha.

-What’s with the cleaning broadcast?

By the way, the sleeves of my pajamas were long enough to cover half my hands.

Seeing this, the viewers seemed to roughly guess what I was wearing.

“It gets lonely cleaning alone, right? So, you guys can keep me company.”

I also thought I would give a little cleaning guide.

I mean, I can clean, but there could be hidden details, right?

I put my phone, which I was checking the chat on, into the pajamas pocket and started picking up the packaging materials on the floor.

“Okay, let’s separate the boxes….”

If I don’t separate trash properly, I might get scolded.

So I carefully separated the regular trash from the recyclables.

-Oh, haha.

-Separating trash is important.

-Is it right to put the plastic like that?

-You’re really doing your best, haha.

“Oh, plastic recycling? Hmm….”

I guess I need to do the plastic separately?

How bothersome.

Nevertheless, after separating the recyclable items well,

I gathered the regular trash into a bag and dumped it all into the designated trash bin.

Tadah.

Just like how food waste is processed, throwing it in here is automatically taken care of.

“All cleaned up.”

-???

-What the hell.

-What is this?

-This is so easy, haha.

“Recycling… just a moment.”

I roughly placed the recycled items near the entrance.

After the broadcast, I can take those out to the recycling bin outside.

[Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, OOO!]

Miro, I feel the wall as a commoner.

As I happily looked at the house devoid of trash, the donation notification sound came, and I answered with a smile.

“Oh really? Then I guess I should behave nicely in the chat?”

-Haha.

-That’s a no from me.

-Darn bourgeois.

“Now that the trash is gone, shall we try using the vacuum?”

Saying that, I picked up the vacuum cleaner that I had shamefully left standing against the wall.

It’s time to vacuum that.

-Wow, that vacuum looks brand new, haha.

-How little have you used it?

-You’re really only cleaning, haha.

Vroom.

I started vacuuming the wide living room first.

How is there so much dust?

“I need to do the other rooms too. This will take quite a while.”

-Your house is huge.

-How many pyeong is it?

-You have many rooms here?

More than that, as I was cleaning, I realized that today’s broadcast has a bit of an observational variety show feel to it.

The viewers are watching while I do my thing.

Well, I’m only cleaning as soon as I start the broadcast.

After vacuuming the living room, I vacuumed the other rooms as well.

Since I am just looking at the floors while cleaning, I also went into the bedroom to vacuum.

“This is the broadcasting room.”

Since I had the broadcast on, I showed the broadcasting room.

-This is surprisingly clean.

-Show the main room too.

-You have a nice chair, haha.

“This place is tidy, right? I manage it well since it’s my workspace.”

-Workspace??

-Isn’t this a hobby room?

-You have a separate work space, haha.

-If broadcasting is work, you’d be doing it more often.

“Alright, anyways… I think I’ve vacuumed everything. You don’t see any dust, right?”

To my eyes, there isn’t much dust or hair now.

But just to be sure, I asked the viewers.

-Anyway, the quality of the camera makes it look the same, haha.

-Was there any dust?

“Oh, was it not visible?”

Apparently, it seemed like viewers couldn’t see it from the beginning.

Well, that’s a broadcasting quality issue, so there’s nothing I can do about it.

“Now that I’ve mopped the floor, it should look like I’ve cleaned a bit, right?”

Since I had vacuumed, I took out the mop to shine the floor.

Since the house is spacious, this also took a while.

But still, while I was at it, I diligently wiped away the dust.

It wasn’t until a considerable time had passed after starting the broadcast that I finished cleaning.

“Phew….”

I slumped down on the sofa, feeling exhausted while looking at the sparkling living room.

-Oh, haha.

-It really does look clean, haha.

-How about cleaning? MyTube, haha.

“…That was tough.”

-It’s because the house is so big.

-It does look exhausting.

-How about getting a robot vacuum?

“A robot vacuum….”

That might be a good idea; should I look for a good quality one?

-If you have one, your quality of life changes.

-Go for it!

-You have plenty of money anyway.

“I’ll think about it. Spending should be done carefully.”

It would be a problem if I bought one and it broke quickly.

Besides, I should get used to cleaning myself occasionally to feel better and proud.

Even during this break, I should have some light tasks.

Anyway, after finishing cleaning and sitting aimlessly on the sofa.

Grumble.

Now, I got hungry.

Now that I think about it, I’ve just been cleaning since I got up.

“Shall we eat soon?”

-Oh.

-Going for it, haha.

-Do you cook too?

“I cook well.”

I jumped up from my seat and headed to the kitchen.

Then, the neat kitchen came into view.

-Oh, it’s clean.

-You must clean this place regularly?

“No. I don’t use it, so it doesn’t get dirty.”

If I don’t use it, how can it get dirty?

Still, there was a bit of dust, so I wiped it down with a kitchen towel.

-;;;

-What a waste for the kitchen.

-What about your cooking, haha?

-So what are you eating?

“I usually eat outside. Or I just make instant rice with side dishes or something.”

Saying that, I opened the refrigerator, revealing empty side dish containers and the bare interior of the fridge.

-Hahaha.

-What’s up with nothing?

-Is this the refrigerator of a celebrity…?

-This person should definitely go on a cooking show, haha.

Hmm… I’ve eaten it all?

It’s hard to have a meal without the special braised foods that Mrs. Jang makes….

“Should I go grocery shopping at the mart?”

-Oh.

-That sounds good, haha.

-Should we make it a grocery shopping content??

“Alright then, wait here while I go.”

If I want to cook, I need to buy at least something at the mart eventually.

I took off the hat that had my broadcasting phone attached to it and set it on the table.

-???

-You should take me with you, damn it.

-Where are you going?

When I said I was going to the mart alone, the viewers started clamoring in the chat, but….

“…I have an image to maintain.”

How can I go to the mart wearing that?

If I were an ordinary broadcaster, it might not matter, but I’m an entertainer, so I have my pride.

So I’ll just flip my hood and dash in and out.

Ding, ding-ding.

And so.

-No way, damn it.

-Take me.

-What the hell is this???

I temporarily abandoned the broadcast and headed to the mart.