Now That I Have Become a Woman, I Am a Vtuber - Chapter 155

After skipping the afterparty and heading home,
I ate a quick meal and entered my soundproof booth.

Time to stream.

[Today’s Miro Broadcast]

“Ah, hello?”

– hihi
– you’re here
– nice to see you

As soon as I started, viewers flooded in.

Lately, I’ve noticed that people join way faster than before.
It’s not like my overall viewership skyrocketed or anything, thanks to my audience filtering.

“Yeah, nice to see you all too. How was your day?”

– same as yesterday
– how was yours?
– absolute trash

“Oh dear. Mine wasn’t too bad.”

– what did you do?
– your days are never bad
– definitely better than ours

“Well, I met up with some people today.”

– ???
– wait what
– social butterfly??
– ugh

As expected, chat immediately reacted to me actually socializing.
I get it, I get it—
But hey, I’m here now, aren’t I?

“You guys should go out and meet people too.”

– I have no friends
– someone has to want to meet me first

“Oh.”

If they don’t have friends, then…
Wait, I have an idea.

“Well, that can’t be helped. So! Everyone in chat is now officially friends. Wow, look at that! Thousands of friends! Y’all are so popular!”

– f* you**
– wow, amazing
– huh? this many friends…?
– are you my friend too?

“Me? Oh, this is purely business, hehe.”

– I f*ing knew it**
– I KNEW IT

“I’m joking! Relax! We can be friends, okay?”

At this point, we’re all at least mildly familiar with each other.
I can’t just coldly say “business” like I used to.

– YOU made me mad
– don’t piss me off
– we ARE friends, got it?

“Yeah, yeah, we’re friends. If you see me outside, feel free to say hi.”

– for real??
– are you serious?

“Go ahead and try.”

The only person who would actually recognize me in public is some kind of number wizard.
Most regular viewers wouldn’t have a clue.
And even if someone does approach me…
Well, I’ll deal with it when it happens.

– she said we can
– good luck everyone
– starting my search now

“Go ahead. Now, let’s move on to today’s content.”

“So, today’s content is…”

I pulled up my fan café on the screen.

“We’ll be doing viewer-suggested content!”

– ???
– oh no
– you lazy f***

“Lazy? No way.”

People always assume I do this because I’m too lazy to plan content.
But hey, I’m a streamer, not a content planner.
Besides, collective intelligence is a real thing—
And everyone loves this segment.

Look at the chat right now—
Flooded with suggestions.

I waited a bit, then read the most upvoted ones.

“Hmm… horror games? You guys never get tired of this, huh?”

– just once, please
– we don’t ask for much
– is it really that hard?

What’s so fun about horror games?
I get that they’re fun to watch,
But I don’t want to suffer.

And I suck at horror.
Even movies.
There’s no way I’d survive a full game.

“Pass.”

– f***
– tragic
– please, just once…

“Next up… ‘Ideal Type World Cup’? Aren’t you sick of these?”

– you’re one to talk
– every time is a new experience
– it’s like eating sundaegukbap

Let’s see… Band Music World Cup?
Are they trying to get me killed?

Images of certain people flashed through my mind.
And their potential reactions were too easy to predict.

“Suhyun, you’re ranking our music now?”
“Oh wow, I got knocked out in the semifinals? Just like the 2002 World Cup!”
“Damn, I lost in the Round of 16? Should I be honored or embarrassed?”
“Suhyun judging us? Didn’t we just judge her? She’s really grown up, huh?”

…Nope.
Hard pass.

“Next!”

“‘Gen 2 Raid’…? How is that content?”

– LOL
– for real
– no respect for streaming

“Are they even live?”

– yeah
– everyone’s on

All of them?
I checked Dwitch.
…They really were all streaming.

“Wow, they’re grinding hard.”

– unlike you
– Gen 1 needs to step up

“Hey, we used to do this too, you know?”

Back then, we streamed constantly.
Now, I pace myself for my throat health (and because I’m lazy).

– we miss those days ㅠㅠ
– you’ve changed
– find your roots

“It hasn’t even been a year. Chill. I have kept my roots, okay?”

Miro’s streams haven’t changed much.
And I literally did a “return to roots” stream recently.

– f* you**
– your roots were bad
– please change

“Make up your minds.”

Then, a donation message popped up.

[Thank you for the 1,000 won donation!]
“Gen 2 looks so polished compared to you, LOL.”

“Excuse me?”

– LOL
– true
– they look so clean
– remake your avatar already

…These little—

“Are you seriously comparing me to them?”

– yes.
– 100%
– buy some new clothes

I can’t even tell them my new avatar is in progress yet.

“Judging my looks? In my stream?”

– yup
– lmao
– you look homeless

“Fine. If any Gen 2 member actually has a problem with what I said, they can come talk to me directly. I’ll apologize in person.”

– is this a challenge?
– “come at me” energy
– she’s gone mad

“There’s a thing called seniority, people.”

I decided to settle this once and for all.
I pulled up a Gen 2 stream—Seolha’s.

She had white hair, a cute design, and was streaming something casual.

I typed in chat.

(Miro) – Seolha-nim.

A moment later—

[Eh? Miro-sunbaenim?!]

Hearing “sunbaenim” out loud felt… weird.

(Miro) – So, I accidentally used some harsh language toward Gen 2…
[H-Harsh language?]

Chat exploded.

– LMAO
– she’s bullying the juniors
– monster senpai

I ignored them and continued.

(Miro) – It was a slip of the tongue, but should I apologize?

[Uh… If it was an accident, I think it’s fine?]

See?
Gen 2 officially cleared me.

“There you have it. Case closed.”

– YOU MONSTER
– manipulation 100
– FREE HER

Ignoring them, I sent one more message.

(Miro) – What were you streaming?
[Ah, I was doing an Ideal Type World Cup…]

Oh?

“Carry on, then.”

[Y-You’re leaving, right…?]

(Miro) – Hehe.

Gen 2 Raid: SUCCESS.

Miro’s new regular content: Teasing Juniors.