TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 83
Ding!
“It seems like the oven is done.”
After waiting a bit, the oven signaled that the time was up.
“Ah! I’ll get that too!”
“No, if you do that, the viewers will treat me like I’m a complete failure as a human, so I’ll do it.”
“Ah! Yes!”
-Fact: already a complete failure as a human
-I can’t tell if that’s a concept or genuine…
-hahahahahaha
As usual, I ignored the chat that slandered me and took the tray out of the oven.
“Here.”
“Oh, yes! If you put it here—oh?! Why aren’t you wearing gloves?!”
“Because it’s a hassle.”
“N, no?!”
…Why are they so surprised? It’s not too hot apart from a little bit!
-???
-Dude, just put your hands in the water fast!
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-Roje??? Even if you lack character, your hands are beautiful, so why are you doing this to such pretty hands…
“Are you okay?! Quickly! Water!”
“Huh? It didn’t burn me. Look.”
I spread my palm wide to show them.
“Don’t make a fuss, everyone.”
I also showed my palm to the camera.
-Thank goodness…
-Aoo, be careful, please…
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-Roje’s hands are so beautiful because of their owner, but they’re going through this humiliation…
-She’ll realize when she actually gets burned.
Isn’t that a curse saying for her to get burned?
Just as I was about to say something, I heard a scream from next to me.
“Ah! Hot!”
“…What are you doing?”
“Well… I thought you said it was fine, so I touched the tray lightly, but it’s really hot…?”
“You’re over-exaggerating.”
“No… it’s really hot…?”
Hmm….
“Do you usually cook?”
“Huh? Why are you asking that all of a sudden…?”
“So do you usually cook?”
“Ah, no….”
“Normally, when you cook, you build up a resistance to heat attributes. You know how chefs remain unfazed even when oil splatters on them? It’s like that.”
Of course, in my case, I think I might have a bit of a TS buff too… Honestly, I’m not sure if I really do, but I do have some strength buff, so isn’t a bit of fire resistance reasonable?
“Ah….”
-Well, Roje usually cooks often
-It’s shocking that Roje knows how to cook to this extent
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-For real, this person is just pretending to have character by being unable to cook, hahahaha
“What exactly is my image to you all?”
-Crazy person
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-A crazy person who exceeds my common sense
-hahahaha I see her for the first time today, and she seems unstable, right? Hahahaha
“Hmm… Should I make Pepero?”
-This person is dodging the question again
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-Roje special) She can’t argue against facts so she just skims over them
-I don’t know if she can’t refute or just doesn’t, but if she thinks it’s a fact, saying nothing is honestly super weak
“Okay, I’ll dip the stick in the chocolate bowl.”
I picked up a stick that had warmed adequately and plunged it deep into the chocolate bowl.
“Hmm… It would be better to use a spoon for this.”
The stick was longer than I expected, so even though the bowl was fairly deep, only half the chocolate got covered.
“Oh! Here! The spoon!”
“Oh, thank you.”
“Haha! No worries!”
With the spoon I received, I scooped up chocolate and slathered it on the stick. I carefully coated the untouched parts and placed it on the parchment paper to cool.
“Um, it turned out pretty well. How’s the guest’s going?”
“Ah! Mine?! Um….”
Seeing them trail off, I sensed they hadn’t done very well, so I checked with curiosity.
“Oh….”
It seemed like they really didn’t cook often.
“T, this is harder than I thought…!”
“Hmm… Is that so?”
“Haha….”
-Does this count as hard? Hahaha
-That’s pretty rude, hahaha
-Woo-jin, it’s a bit cute that you can’t cook…?
“Just kidding. Originally, the fun of cooking is seeing how the results improve gradually, right? You’ll find plenty of fulfilling moments from now on.”
-Interpretation: Your cooking skills are currently at rock bottom, so there’s nowhere to go but up
-That’s a compliment, right…?
-hahahahaha
“Alright, I’ll keep making more.”
I dipped the remaining sticks in chocolate and decorated a few, diligently making them.
“Everyone, it’s been about 2 hours since the broadcast started, right?”
-Yeah, yeah
-eeeeee
-It shows 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 35 seconds
“Then, I’ll make it a full 2-hour broadcast today.”
-Ah
-Shut up
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-Why are you being annoying again
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“2 hours is long for a special broadcast, right? What does the guest think?”
“N, me?! Um… I think it can go a little longer…!”
-Wowwwwwww
-Woo-jin is a gay!!!!!!
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-Woo-jin Woo-jin gay gay!!!! You better hold this person back!!!!
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“You don’t have to worry about the viewers; you can answer freely. Those people are goldfish and will forget by tomorrow.”
“No…! Haha… It’s been a long time since I did a live with my fans, so that’s a big part of it…!”
“Oh, really? Then, when the 2 hours are up, I’ll leave, so would you like to do the second part?”
-……………………….
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-Hahahahaha, what nonsense do you think you’re saying?
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-Why would I watch a broadcast without you?
“Now that the Pepero seems to have set, shall we try eating it?”
I had said that to k*ll time, so I ignored the chat’s reactions and reached for the Pepero on the parchment.
“Oh, it has set. Then, one bite—ah, guest, please have one instead.”
“Er…! You want me to take yours?!”
“Huh? No? Of course, it’s yours.”
“Ah….”
-Does that even make sense? Hahaha
-This person, for no reason, is such a perfectionist that they won’t share it, Hahaha
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-Delusional cut!!!!!!
“Ah, and while you’re eating it, please show it to the camera. I’ll be over there.”
Having felt this from the last cooking broadcast, it gets really boring once the cooking is done. So, people who do cam broadcasts do cooking broadcasts and eating broadcasts together….
Well, at least today, I have someone to do the eating broadcast for me, so it’s a relief.
“Ah! Yes!”
Jung Woo-jin responded and adjusted the camera to face him. I decided to manage the broadcast chat on my computer.
-d*mn, he’s so handsome
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-How can someone like this be alone with Roje…?
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-I was sure that Roje would never date anyone, but seeing his face, it’s just infuriating.
Hmm, just as expected.
“Haha… There are quite a few curses, aren’t there?”
“Well, that just means you’re really good-looking, so just endure it.”
“Ah! Is that so…?”
“Yes.”
Once you have looks, the curses come with it… except for me.
Thinking along those lines related to appearance, it seems that the right values don’t come out because of the variable that is me. As I wipe the chat away with such pointless complaints, Jung Woo-jin held up a Pepero.
“Then! I will try it now!”
Snap!
“Wow! Even though it looks like this! The taste is of high-quality Pepero?!!”
Hmm?
“Isn’t it obvious that it tastes like Pepero since the ingredients are for Pepero?”
It’s not like he cooked with his ego like Min-seo, and if it was done according to the recipe, it should taste like that.
“…That’s right!”
-Hahahahaha
-Woo-jin-gay, you were making that face?? Hahahaha
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-The moment he was dumbfounded is really funny, Hahahahaha
-Can someone please do something about that confident T?
-For real, can’t I just hit him once?
“I should probably try mine too.”
Moving carefully so it wouldn’t be visible on screen, I brought my Pepero.
“I’ll try it.”
With my left hand, I lifted the mask slightly and used my right hand to take a Pepero and popped it into the small space where the mask was raised and took a bite.
Snap!
“Hmm… it’s Pepero.”
I was worried it wouldn’t taste good due to bad measurements, but thankfully it tasted like an ordinary homemade Pepero.
That’s a relief. If I didn’t like it and couldn’t give a Pepero to Jung Woo-jin, my conscience would have hurt.
-Can you please describe the taste in detail?
-Um… it’s Pepero… Is that the end of the description?
-Hahahahahahaha
After that, while chatting and eating Pepero, exactly 2 hours into the broadcast, I ended it sharply.
“Thank you for your hard work.”
“Ah! No! Roje-san worked harder!”
“Wait, can you wait… for about 1 minute?”
“N, what?! Ah! Yes!”
I picked up a Pepero bag, placed several of the Pepero I made inside, and handed it to Jung Woo-jin.
“You said you had the next schedule, right? Eat it on your way.”
“Th-thank you!”
“It’s not enough to thank me. It’s a thank you for the makeup products I got earlier.”
“Ah! Y-you didn’t have to give me that!”
Even though I said that, seeing his genuinely happy face while looking at the Pepero I handed over made me feel proud.
“Don’t go telling anyone I gave it to you and eat it quickly. I told the members not to expect any Pepero either.”
“Y-yes! Thank you so much…!”
“Alright then. I’ll be going now. I hope to see you again next time.”
So, we said our goodbyes and I returned home.
“Ugh….”
I really don’t want to work….
I’m a broadcaster, why do I have to do other work aside from broadcasting…!
“Hmm… I don’t want to work, should I check the community or something?”
I decided to take a short break under the pretext of checking public opinion. Having made my decision, I quickly changed my clothes and dove onto the bed, entering the community with my phone.
[From today, I am positively affirming Roje]
Huh? Why is this a popular post?
I thought my public image would have dropped since I did a live with a man today, so I was surprised to see this title trending.
…What could the content be?
Feeling nervous, I clicked on the post.
[From today, I am positively affirming Roje]
When the guest man appeared at the beginning today, I thought I’d lose my mind, but instead, I was convinced.
(Jung Woo-jin’s photo)
Can I act like normal in front of this face?
d*mn!!!! Roje!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!
-Oh, that’s true?
-For real, it seems like I’d get married before this person even dates, Hahahaha
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-Well, that’s a bit…
-Oh, I’m a prospective groom, hehe
-d*e
-d*mn, what’s this?
-For real, haha
-Still, the looks are…
-That’s true…
…Why do you like him?
Looking at other posts, many expressed dislike for the collaboration with the man, but there were also some supportive comments indicating they were glad that it reassured them that I would never date.
It seems that while the original goal to hate men has faded, the proportion of potential danger factors has increased as a trade-off.
…This is screw up.