TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 81
“Um, I’m finally feeling a bit calm now.”
Did it take about 5 minutes?
It ended half as quickly as expected, so I felt a bit deflated, but it was enough to get my dopamine fix.
And knowing the reason for the quick end, I couldn’t help but be satisfied.
While deleting, I had no choice but to see the chat contents, and there were hardly any harsh comments; most were playful criticism typical of a female-centric community. It seems our room’s viewers genuinely intended to behave politely today.
– “Wow, your dynamic eyesight is incredible.”
– “How do you not miss a single chat…”
– “Hahaha, it’s impressive how fast you’re deleting without any mistakes!”
– “Shouldn’t Roje have gone to the Taereung Training Center?”
– “Such talent being in a live stream… as a VTuber…”
“I’m sorry, our fans….”
“No, it’s fine. After seeing harsh comments all the time, it was refreshing to see playful criticism for a change.”
“…What?”
– “Wow, hahaha, she’s really something!”
– “Roje, sorry for the harsh comments, but that was an incredibly wild statement.”
– “Is it okay to say that in front of you…?”
– “Interpretation: Just because your fans use feminine language doesn’t mean it’ll get to me.”
– “It’s my first time seeing this; is this how they usually are? T_T”
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
It is definitely our usual Gwangnyeong, but today it’s more embarrassing…
Ah, the donation was on.
I moved the mouse to turn off the donation and opened my mouth.
“What kind of Gwangnyeong is that? Can’t you simplify it any better? Learn from our dynamic fans.”
The earlier statement about it being refreshing wasn’t empty talk. I was genuinely curious about how they could twist it so easily.
– “Is that a compliment or a jab?”
– “My girl is using feminine language even more powerfully… It’s not that you all are weak; she’s just insane, so don’t be hurt…”
– “She’s crazy, hahaha, her charm is off the charts.”
– “Shall we… speak a bit less today…?”
“Anyway, shall we start cooking soon?”
“Ah, um, doesn’t Roje greet the fans…?”
“What? The viewers of my broadcast?”
“No… I thought it would be nice if you greeted our fans too….”
“Hmm… you must have seen the names to enter the broadcast, and since you just called my nickname, isn’t it unnecessary? Especially since I’m collaborating with my favorite Mr. Namdol, it’ll just annoy me, right?”
– “Interpretation) Too bothersome, so no.”
– “Someone knows that…”
– “Why do you say Mr. Namdol like that, hahaha, just say female simply!”
– “Um… does she usually act like this…?”
– “Oh, so Mr. Namdol was a female? I couldn’t understand because I’m in the humanities…”
“Ah, um, then how about some talk…? Don’t we do those…?”
“Well, we can do that while making the dough and letting it rise.”
I found out that after making the dough, it needs to rise for 45 minutes.
“Ah! I see!”
– “The hierarchy is established now…”
– “I’m sorry… Woo-jin…”
– “What should we do with our oppa, T_T Even being flustered is cute, T_T”
“Then, I’ll begin now.”
“Yes!”
I showed the prepared ingredients to the camera.
“Ta-da.”
– “Oh.”
– “There are quite a few, right?”
– “But we aren’t making the dough together, right…?”
“Ah, we’ll each make our own dough, so don’t have any pointless delusions that we’re sharing it.”
– “Phew.”
– “Oh, is that so…? If I had to make this together, I would have really turned to the dark side…”
– “I’m relieved, T_T”
Hmm… I think the shocking therapy has taken enough effect; should I start soothing now?
“By the way, today’s collaboration happened by chance, so we don’t know each other personally at all. The more you all delude yourselves, the worse it is for you.”
“Ah! Yes…! That’s right…! I also wanted to do a cooking broadcast, but I couldn’t find a place, so I ended up proposing a collaboration! Hahaha!”
– “I believed in our Roje.”
– “Deleted message.”
– “So that’s how it is? T_T”
– “Oh, hahaha, there’s no way our Confucian dragon would have male friends, right, hahaha!”
– “Phew… I was needlessly scared.”
Fortunately, it seems the carrots had a good effect.
– “Is it real…?”
– “Is there no gullible person believing this?”
– “Did that guy press Roje not to fall for him?”
– “Deleted message.”
– “Our oppa is famous for keeping his distance from girls, T_T It’s true that you don’t know each other personally, right? T_T”
I correct myself.
It seems like the effect was only partial.
“Hmm….”
– “Oh no.”
– “Stop that sound.”
– “Roje, I told you before, but every time you make that sound, it makes me really anxious, can you please stop?”
“Ahh… this isn’t good. I’ll let you off this time.”
– “I’m sorry.”
– “I apologize.”
– “Please forgive me…”
“Um, could you tell me just a little…?”
“I don’t want to.”
It’s nonsensical, so I can’t let it slip. If it escalates to a campfire level of warmth, it would only get awkward if I hear it.
“Ah, um, yes….”
– “Crazy woman…”
– “I apologize on behalf of my girl…”
– “Even if she’s not normal, she’s not… not nice at all…?”
“Let’s just make the dough.”
“…Yes!”
“First, for the dough, we need 90g of all-purpose flour, 1g of yeast, 20g of butter, 1g of salt, 10g of sugar, and 43g of water.”
“Wow! Do you often do baking? The ingredients come out so easily?! Is it a hobby—”
“Excuse me? Of course, I memorized it on the way here. Why should I go through the trouble of making bread and snacks? It’s easier to buy them.”
– “Is it YouTube again this time?”
– “But at least you memorized it, right, hahaha!”
– “For real, I read the recipe while looking at it, hahaha!”
Ah, I interrupted the speaking.
“What were you going to say? Go ahead.”
“Ah, no, nothing…!”
“Well… then let’s really start making the dough.”
I picked up the measuring cup on the desk and showed it to the camera.
“Here, we have a measuring cup, right?”
– “Eh? ”
– “Yes.”
– “But?”
– “Eh?”
– “Why am I feeling anxious…?”
“Now there’s none.”
Empty!
– “?”
– “?????”
– “What are you doing???”
– “Did you not take your medicine today?”
– “Is she really like this usually??????”
– “Did that not break?”
“It didn’t break. Don’t worry.”
Since I threw it as gently as possible for the performance, it probably didn’t break.
“Today’s cooking broadcast’s mini content! DIY measuring!”
Having a guest and keeping it too plain would be uninteresting, so I wanted to do something, but my earlier idea was too much, so I decided to use it as the main event next year, and today I prepared something simple.
Originally, I planned to eat what I made alone, so I didn’t care much, but since I’ve received a gift, I’m a bit worried about having to share with Jung Woo-jin, but it should be fine. As long as I give only what I made deliciously.
“Wow…! Um, but do I not measure it too…?”
“No? You can do it yourself.”
I didn’t even say to do it, so why try to make things harder for yourself?
– “What is it???”
– “Did you not even discuss it?”
– “Wow… Roje… what should I do with you…”
“Anyway, I’ll go pick up the measuring cup I threw. There’s only that one measuring cup.”
– “Woo-jin… you must be having a tough time…”
– “Crazy girl…”
– “Woo-jin, at first, I just hated you, but now looking at you, why do I feel sorry for you…”
– “Deleted message.”
– “Our oppa is having a hard day…?”
“I picked it up. And could you please not turn me into the bad guy?”
I’m just doing a third of the work but being exaggeratingly portrayed as five, so unfair.
“Haha…! The viewers seem to be spirited like Roje, full of playfulness…!”
“Hmm… you all. How does it feel to receive compliments?”
– “d*mn, Woo-jin, I was feeling sorry for you, but why are you being treated the same as that girl?”
– “Deleted message.”
– “What the heck? Why are you cursing and acting out?”
– “Oppa, T_T Did you say I’m like this girl? T_T If you act out one more time, I’ll terrorize your SNS, T_T”
Hmm, as expected.
Our room’s viewers particularly dislike being compared to me.
“Um, um… that, it was a, a compliment….”
“I know. Our room’s people are only used to tsundere-type praise.”
“Ah… is that so…?!”
“So back to the main point: I’m going to measure by instinct, and the guest can just do it however.”
With that said, I brought a mixing bowl and poured the all-purpose flour moderately.
“First, they said to mix the all-purpose flour and yeast, and then toss in the remaining ingredients and knead it, right?”
Next, I added just a tiny bit of yeast.
“Uhm… is that too little?”
Ah.
“…Should I add just a little more all-purpose flour?”
– “Just use the measuring cup, hahaha!”
– “Aoo, hahaha, why did you say you would do it, hahaha!”
– “Deleted message.”
– “Hahahaha, that’s hilarious!”
“Done. Now, just a tiny bit more all-purpose flour.”
Hmm, that’s perfect.
“Now for the butter… roughly this much? Since the all-purpose flour should be around 110g now, this should be fine, right?”
After adding the rest of the ingredients, we began kneading.
Bang!
“Oh, that’s relieving.”
“I was surprised! You’re so strong?!”
– “How hard did you hit it, DDD?”
– “The screen shook?????”
– “I thought the earth just trembled, DDD!”
“I said to think about the annoying people while kneading; this is good stress relief. You should try it if you get a chance.”
“Um… may I ask who you were thinking about…?”
“Of course, it’s the viewers.”
Bang!
“These people!”
Bang!
“When watching the video!”
Bang!
“As soon as a man appears!”
Bang!
“Because they keep being annoying!”
Bang!
“I’m doing this right now!”
As I lamented while kneading, I heard a strange noise.
Clink!
“Uhm…?”
…Did I hear a breaking sound?
When I checked after hitting the dough, I saw that the bottom of the mixing bowl was slightly dented.
Oh….
– “Just hit it moderately…”
– “So you want to hit us like that…?”
– “Eww… Roje is scary…”
– “????? Did you just dent the bottom???”
– “How hard did you hit it for the mixing bowl to get deformed…”
After a brief moment of deliberation, I made a quick decision.
…If I just pretend I didn’t hear it, everything will be fine!
Since I’m already labeled as a crazy woman with a bad image, I don’t want to add the “super strength monster” image to it!
“Well… what was that sound—”
“It didn’t happen.”
“…What? No, what—”
“It didn’t happen.”
“Ah, is that so…!”
“Ha….”
“Why, why are you doing this…?”
“…Oh, nothing.”
I just let out a sigh automatically because the situation was so ridiculous….
Still! I think it was a good opportunity to properly test my strength!
…Really!