TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 67

[Miss Roje finally got her VR today]

d*mn, it took forever.

– Actually, it’s been here for a while; the consensus in academia is that she forgot it.

ㄴhahaha, that sounds plausible.

ㄴCome on, even so, she was looking forward to VR; there’s no way she’d forget that.

[Is this an unboxing ASMR?]

Heh… I’m melting…

– Miss Roje’s voice truly is goated.

ㄴFor real, hearing that voice along with the sound of the box crinkling makes me feel sleepy.

ㄴIs there anyone who can edit this? It’s really good.

[Haven’t you heard something bumping since earlier?]

Is she throwing boxes?

– Doesn’t seem like it.

– If it keeps happening, it doesn’t seem like it.

ㄴAuthor: Then what is it?

ㄴMaybe construction work?

– It might be a setting issue.

ㄴAuthor: So can we finally see Miss Roje looking gloomy???? She’s constantly bragging about how clean her sound settings are.

ㄴUm… think about it again.

ㄴAuthor: I know…

[Wow, Miss Roje is really cute]

Why is she getting cuter and cuter????

I’m not losing my mind, right?

I really feel like I’m being gaslighted into thinking she’s cute????

– Your head is totally messed up.

ㄴAuthor: So she isn’t cute?

ㄴMy brain is already split in half.

ㄴThe brain is originally split in half.

ㄴAre you Miss Roje? Roje, stop looking at the community and keep broadcasting.

[Miss Roje said she’s doing that, yes yes]

Picking up a cake on the wooden planks at the rooftop yes yes.

– But do you think she’ll be scared?

ㄴWell, I mean…

ㄴRight? But then, does that game even have meaning?

ㄴIt’s just in case.

[Why are you asking about acrophobia?]

Is it a warning to be careful just in case?

If someone has a seizure while watching her broadcast, it’ll be a loss of image, right?

– Hahaha, what do you think of Roje? Hahaha.

ㄴBut the probability of that is really high, which is hilarious. Hahaha.

ㄴFor real, haha, the reason is totally Miss Roje. Hahaha.

[Oh d*mn, she really is]

(A picture of her spilled ramen after falling)

I was wondering what the hell was going on, then I freaked out and fell backwards.

– Hahaha, idiot.

– I gave her 3 seconds, why wasn’t she nervous? Hahaha.

ㄴAuthor: Did you expect her to freak out? The previous question had a slightly worried nuance.

ㄴThat’s true. Hahaha.

[This b*tch is fun]

Thanks to you, my broken head got stitched up thanks to your antics today.

Phew… Now I should save the money to donate to Roje and buy some food instead.

– How much have you spent until now then?

ㄴAuthor: 10,000 won.

ㄴHahaha, did you just throw a 1,000 won punch? Hahaha.

ㄴNo way, I thought it would be at least over 30,000 won. Hahaha.

[Today, we’re doing the game we couldn’t do yesterday, yes (edited)]

Actually, no.

She’s playing Roje again today. Let’s just watch.

– I was disappointed that we couldn’t play yesterday.

– Oh, what? It’s been edited.

– For real, I just feel like slapping her on the forehead.

ㄴMe too, hahaha.

ㄴFor real, I just want to hit her once and make a loud pop sound.

ㄴFact is, based on the testimonies of the members so far, I don’t think she could even make eye contact. Yes.

ㄴd*mn it!

[Why is she good at VR games too?]

She hates moving but is extremely agile.

– No, aside from being agile, isn’t she not even out of breath?

ㄴOh, right? Why is her breathing normal?

ㄴDid the nation’s sports talent get taken by streaming?

ㄴntr wow.

ㄴCould you hold your breath for just an hour, please?

[She even pulls out the shower cast, hahaha.]

She’s literally the embodiment of a Confucian dragon, why would she do that? Hahaha.

– For real, hahaha.

– But I’m jealous of Miss Roje’s 30 minutes of Chaegeum…

ㄴHonestly, I admit… It feels like a reward…

ㄴAoo, you perverts, hide your preferences a bit.

[Oh, the chat is lit]

If they explore the map calmly, it’s truly emotional.

– For real, as long as they don’t enter the public areas, it should be fine.

ㄴFor real, for real.

ㄴWait, d*mn?

[Hahaha, Miss Roje is truly a flag master.]

I felt it since the last joint broadcast during the Yutnori, she’s so good at setting up flags. Hahaha.

– Hahahahaha!

– It’s true, but now we need to be tense.

ㄴIs it that serious?

ㄴYes, yes;;

ㄴIt’s not a world with a lot of deep abyss things, so it should be fine.

ㄴd*mn, this flag will be hooked if I don’t shout at you.

ㄴd*mn it, because of you, I saw that kind of thing, you b*stard.

[d*mn it! I just can’t