TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 58
“…Shall we start the game?”
[I haven’t finished talking yet!]
…It seems I got angrier than I thought.
Well, even I think the intensity of my remarks was stronger than usual….
What the heck is this because of Aunt?
After contemplating how to deal with it for a moment, I opened my mouth.
…I’m not sure if this will work.
“But I honestly think Woo-joo is too skinny, so it would be okay if she gained a bit more weight.”
[Uh…?]
-Suddenly?
-hahahahaha
-Is this a way to soothe someone who got offended by a compliment? hahahahaha
“Of course, she’s already incredibly pretty, but it would look better if she gained a bit more weight.”
[…Older sister, do you know Roje is trying to flatter her to get out of the current situation?]
[Well, I do know that…! But somehow it feels sincere since Roje complimented her like that…?]
…It’s working?
-This really works…?
-Wooju looks pretty in the red pill, heh
Deleted Message.
-Wow hahahaha, this really works hahahaha
-Aoo, that simple girl hahahahaha
Deleted Message.
-Wooju!!! Don’t fall for it!!!
“It’s because I mean it.”
[Roje, be quiet. Your voice has unnecessary credibility, so it’s confusing.]
“No, Terry. Why are you stirring things up? Can you not doubt my sincerity?”
[Um… isn’t it a fact and not stirring?]
“Mr. Si-roo?”
[…I’m sorry.]
-hahahahahaha
-If that’s the case, don’t provoke her hahahahaha
-d*mn hahahaha, that’s hilarious hahahahaha
Deleted Message.
[Hmph, I won’t let you off the hook next time!]
Fortunately, it got resolved faster than expected.
-Aoo hahahaha, such an easy girl hahahahaha
Deleted Message.
-Wooju is so cute hahahahaha
-What’s with the reaction? Are you the protagonist of a dating sim? hahahahaha
“Let’s just play the game now.”
[Right! But how should we split into teams?]
Today, the Yutnori game will proceed in a 2 vs. 2 format, so we need to divide the teams.
Um… how should we split them?
Ah, maybe I’ll do it like this?
“1.”
[Huh? What’s with the number all of a sudden?]
[2.]
“It seems I’m on the same team as Terry.”
[…Is this right?]
“It’s simple.”
-This is so random hahahahaha
-Why does she love first-come, first-served so much? hahahahaha
-hahahaha d*mn, this is so absurd hahahahaha
Deleted Message.
Having decided on the teams, we began the Yutnori game.
“We’ll go first.”
[Isn’t it better to go last? What if we get caught?]
“What’s there to worry about? If we lose, it just means Woo-joo’s weight will increase more.”
[Hey!]
“Ah.”
-What the heck is a serious comment? hahahahaha
-The damage is insane today hahahahaha
-What comes out so naturally is so funny hahahahaha
-The damage meter is going to explode!!!!!!
…Should I reduce my talking today?
It’s one thing if it happens once or twice, but I’m worried since mistakes keep coming out.
[…Just wait and see! I’m definitely going to win!]
“Oh, are you aiming for the victory?”
Um… I can’t let it happen.
I guess I’ll have to live like this for the time being.
It usually takes some time to detox, right?
I’ll have to live like this until the way I talk falls off.
[Wow! Hah! Are we dividing the call rooms?]
-I seriously got scratched? hahahahahaha
-I thought Wooju was pitiful on a regular basis, but today it’s especially pitiful…
-That plush toy is going to get torn apart, hahahaha just take it easy hahahaha
No, I want to take it easy, but….
It’s coming out reflexively without me realizing it….
[…Older sister, please save me. If it’s just me and Roje, I feel like I won’t be able to endure it….]
[Terry… doesn’t that mean you’re going to use me as a shield…?]
[…No?]
[Hang up! Mr. Si-roo! Let’s go!]
[O, Oh…! Yes…!]
Ding!
-hahahaha
-It’s a disaster hahahahaha
-I’ve never seen Wooju get scratched this seriously before hahahahaha
“Um, it’s nice that the call room is empty now.”
[…Shall we do it separately?]
“Eh, then it won’t be a joint broadcast.”
-hahahaha
-Terry is scary now…
-I’m a bit scared that this girl is acting up today hahahahaha
Deleted Message.
[…Shall we promise not to blame each other?]
“Okay. If we get bored, we can just h*rass Woo-joo in the in-game chat.”
-That defeats the purpose of leaving, hahahaha
-Ah hahahaha, you can avoid damage by using voice hahahaha
-Wooju… there’s no paradise where you’ve escaped to…
The chat is okay as it can go wild, so that’s fine.
“Then, since we go first, we’ll roll! ”
[…Yeah.]
“Come out, Yoo!”
I pressed the mouse and watched the gauge filling up, then hit it when it felt right, and the narration was heard.
Dog!
Contrary to the cheerful voice, it was a vague dog that came out instead of the Yoo I wanted.
“Hm… I’m a bit worried about the dog….”
[That’s why I said we should go last.]
“Are we breaking our promise? Should we consider the earlier agreement null?”
[Looking at it positively, it’s good for us as long as they don’t get a dog from over there.]
-d*mn hahahaha
Deleted Message.
-The change of attitude is pretty quick hahahahaha
-If you threaten, you should bow down hahahahaha
Now it was the turn of the opposing team to roll the Yut.
Dog!
=Wooju:hahahaha
=Wooju:You should’ve listened to Terry and gone last hahahaha
-You’re scratching this? hahahahaha
-I wonder how mad you were earlier…
-Hm… I shouldn’t provoke this girl today…
Deleted Message.
-Roje, let’s endure it just this once; it’s pitiful.
“Excuse me? No, I’m fine, why are you all making a fuss?”
[Think about what you said today.]
“Hm… you have a point.”
As I was thinking about that, the opposing team rolled the Yut again.
Walk!
“Walk, huh….”
Naturally, I moved the piece that was with the dog.
“Terry, let’s pull another Yoo.”
[I’ll try my best.]
Do!
“Hm….”
…Why are we both so unlucky?
Dog!
“Oh, the opposing team has come out quite normally too.”
Instead of bringing out a new piece, I moved the original piece diagonally.
“Alright! Come out, Yoo!”
White Dot!
[Uh…?]
Huh? Can this game do that?
-??????
-Crazy
Deleted Message.
-What the heck?????
-No seriously, what’s with this girl’s luck?
Deleted Message.
I guess it does work.
“I’ll type in the chat, since it’s cliché, how about you provoke them, Terry?”
[Um… can you suggest a line?]
“Um… just send one ‘K’?”
[Sounds good.]
=Terry:Easy lol
=Terry:That’s what Roje said
“Excuse me?”
[What?]
“Why did you write that in the chat below?”
[Because I thought it would scratch more.]
“Oh.”
That’s not an incorrect statement.
-hahahahaha
-No hahahaha
-Teaming up with Roje has made your maliciousness go up hahahahaha
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
Breaking news) Wooju is currently trembling hahahaha
“The effect is good.”
[Oh, really?]
“Yes, but the person who donated pulled a cuckoo action, so it’s a penalty.”
[Uh, yeah….]
-hahahahaha
-Look at Terry’s reaction hahahahahaha
-Friend, did you not read the broadcasting rules? That’s a penalty during a different broadcasting stream.
Deleted Message.
-Swearing is also a penalty, hahahahahaha
After that, in our team’s turn, I landed on a piece.
“So, that’s three pieces left now? I’m getting worried that this is ending too quickly.”
[…Didn’t you usually be careful of flags? Why are you setting one up?]
“I was trying to set a flag intentionally because it’s not good if it ends too quickly like I said a moment ago?”
[Ah.]
-Wow hahahaha
-That’s why you were saying words you wouldn’t normally say hahahaha
-I can’t keep up with that way of thinking… as an ordinary person.
And as if by a miracle, my flag shone brightly, making the game progress much tighter than expected.
“Wow… how did it come to this?”
[Isn’t it because you set a flag earlier?]
“Hm… I do have a knack for setting flags, but even considering that, it’s extreme, isn’t it?”
Currently, there’s only one piece left for each side.
Our team’s piece can move diagonally since it used the Yoo when it was first played, and the opposing team’s piece just came out now.
“Please…! Drop! Drop!”
[Drop…! Drop…! …But have we ever gotten a drop during the game?]
“Uh? No, we haven’t. So it’s about time for it to come out- Ah, d*mn.”
[…Isn’t this also a flag?]
“…That’s right.”
[…We’re done for.]
-What are you doing? hahahahaha
-This banter is so funny hahahahaha
-Now I understand why you set flags so well hahahahahahaha
Yut!
“Oh sh**t!”
[It’s okay, as long as the Do doesn’t come out- Ah, I’m sorry.]
“…Shall we keep our mouths shut from now?”
[…Isn’t it already too late?]
“…Actually, I thought so too.”
-Really, what are you doing? hahahahahaha
-This is hilarious hahahahahaha
-hahahahaha, I’m going crazy
Deleted Message.
White Dot!
“Wow!”
[…That’s going to save-]
“Ah! Shut your mouth!”
[Oh, right.]
The turn for the opposing team finished, and now it was my turn.
“Please!”
With desperation, I pressed the mouse button.
Watching the gauge go up and down, when I felt it was time, I lifted my finger from the button.
Drop!
Uh oh, I felt like it was a loss….
This is why you shouldn’t go with a feeling in a game, right?
[…It’s because you set the flag earlier that we lost! ]
“Uh? No! Technically speaking, you have a point! But we promised not to blame the others!”
-Wow hahahaha, you really have a lot of self-awareness hahahaha
-So you do think it was your fault hahahaha
-Why are you making such logical jabs in the middle of all this hahahahaha
As I continued to argue with Yerin, the narration of the Yutnori game was heard.
Drop!
“Uh…?”
[…What is this?]
“…Shall we shut our mouths from now on?”
[…Let’s do that.]
From then on, there were no sounds other than the game sound until it ended.
Ah, fortunately, we did win.