TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 29

“Yerin… You know that I really like you, right…?”

“Yeah, I know.”

“Yerin… You know that I really like you, right…?”

“Yeah, I know….”

“Yerin… You know that I really like you, right…?”

“Yeah… I know….”

In the living room, Yerin quickly moved her hands while listening to the sounds of Min-seo being tormented.

I know it may seem excessive, but I have my reasons.

Tap!

“Ah! You b*tch! Let’s drink some alcohol!”

“No way.”

“I said I won’t touch you!”

“No way.”

“Really! Really! I won’t touch you!”

“If you touch me, I might make your body remember not to touch again.”

“Th….”

“No way.”

I’m currently stopping Sua from drinking alcohol.

To explain the situation roughly,

Yubin took the crying Yuna to a room, and Yerin has somehow gotten drunk and is tormenting Min-seo who is stuck in an infinite loop.

We were both relatively sober and kept drinking, but then it suddenly hit me that if Sua gets drunk, it’s something I have to handle, so I thought, ‘Isn’t it better to just prevent her from getting drunk?’ and that’s what I’ve been doing now.

“Ugh! I don’t want to eat! Just you eat it!”

“Well done.”

“Don’t just say that, properly compliment me! Pat my head!”

Is it because of the alcohol?

Where did the playful person go, and only this whiny nuisance remains…

However, if I give in and give one gentle pat, maybe it’s bearable.

I set down my chopsticks for a moment and patted Sua’s head with my right hand.

“Well done.”

…But do I really have to go this far?

Sudden feelings of self-loathing hit me for a moment, but I comforted myself, saying it’s better than handing my body over to someone.

If I feel any more negative thoughts, I really think I might fall into a deep depression, so I tried to think as positively as possible.

Her hair feels nice….

…But is there anything else positive?

The thought of the drink’s bitterness dances in my mind as I pulled my hand away from her head.

“Is that enough?”

“Um….”

“What? What’s wrong now?”

She’s not going to listen to anything I say anymore. If I’m going to feel that same bit of depression again, I might as well just get her drunk and let her pass out.

As I solidified my resolve inwardly, Sua looked at me with her eyes half-closed.

“Something… feels disappointing.”

“I won’t do it.”

“Ah! Come on! Can you at least smile for me once?”

“I don’t want to.”

“Huh? I want to see Sua laughing, sorry, I won’t do it. Oh! The alcohol is really hitting me!”

Thank goodness.

I realized how my expression looked before my patience reached its limit.

“Let’s clean up now.”

In this atmosphere, it felt ambiguous for me to keep drinking alone, so I decided to stop. Besides, I lost my appetite during that moment of depression.

“Yeah.”

So we started tidying up.

Oh wow… I’ve really drunk a lot. This much soju could be sold as empty bottles at a convenience store to buy hangover remedies.

Hangover remedy? Ah, what should I eat for recovery tomorrow morning?

I moved around to think about it, but nothing in particular came to mind, so I asked Sua.

“Is there something you want to eat for hangover recovery tomorrow?”

“Uh… jjambong!”

Jjambong sounds good. Hangover jjambong has its own unique taste.

“Then let’s order jjambong tomorrow.”

“Can’t you cook it? I want to eat the dishes our Yeon-woo makes!”

“How can you make jjambong at home? It would cost more for the ingredients.”

And it takes a long time and requires a lot of effort as well. It’s much better to just order it.

“That’s true… then! How about something else!”

“What?”

“I suddenly crave soft tofu stew.”

“Ah, I think I can manage that.”

Soft tofu stew is also good for hangover recovery….

I wonder if adding a lot of chili powder will be spicy enough?

Yuk-su should be made with a anchovy base for better flavor, right?

Then… what do I need to buy…

As I imagined the taste of the soft tofu stew I wanted in my mind, I made a list of what I need to buy tomorrow.

“Ah! Tomorrow, I’ll bring Min-seo unni along and you can teach me how to cook. That unni is going to get criticized when she gets married later.”

“We agreed to do a cooking collaboration later. We can’t think like that.”

If we’re going to do it, it should be fun to teach from a completely clueless state. If she’s there the whole time saying she wants to help, I feel like I would unknowingly give her advice.

“Wait, are we really doing that? Can I join in?”

“I think the hands-only will be fine.”

Honestly, it sounds like it would be fun. If it’s just the hands, the risk shouldn’t be too high.

And because posts like [The reason Roje’s weight is in the triple digits] keep appearing in the community, I’m curious about the viewers’ reactions.

“But do you often cook at home?”

“Not often… sometimes?”

I haven’t done it much lately because it’s hot.

“Our Yeon-woo is mine, but what if she cooks well and others try to take her away?”

Ah, please.

“I’m a staunch single.”

I hope she doesn’t say such horrifying things.

“Don’t you hate it? No unni for you either?”

“Anyone would feel wasted on me.”

“…d*mn! Looking at your face, I can’t argue!”

Of course.

“Ugh… I should clean up.”

“You made a good decision.”

“Isn’t this the tteokbokki that unni made?”

“What?”

Hearing Sua’s words, I checked to find a bowl inside the sink. I had previously checked and meant to throw it away, but I forgot.

“Just pour it all into the food waste bin.”

“Okay.”

After that, while we were continuously cleaning up, Yerin, who had been tormenting Min-seo in the living room, walked into the kitchen.

“Uh? Are you cleaning up?”

“Yerin unni! What about Min-seo unni?”

At that, I turned my head to look at the living room, and no one was there.

Right? Did she take her to the bedroom and lay her down? When did that happen?

At Sua’s question, Yerin squinted her eyes and said in a weak voice.

“I… put her to sleep.”

…Looks like a lot happened. I can relate since I’ve been through similar situations before.

“Good job.”

“I knew how hard you worked earlier, Yeon-woo.”

Yeah, honestly handling three people was tough last time.

But personally, it’s much better than being caught by a drunken Sua, so I’m okay with this.

“Is that all?”

“Next time, you get to handle Sua.”

“If she’s drunk, I’ll throw her right in front of you.”

Honestly, I didn’t understand that the infinite loop was the worst kind of drunk until I experienced it.

…But after experiencing it, it’s true.

Ah, is Sua’s drunk the worst for me?

Not sure? I haven’t experienced that yet, so maybe infinite loop is indeed the worst.

Hmm… Let’s move on.

I’m not in my right mind after drinking.

“No, I’m sorry—no, I apologize! Please don’t do that!”

Afterward, with three people tidying up, it finished quickly.

Wait a minute,

“By the way, what happened to the other two?”

“Ah! That’s right!”

Yubin took Yuna to comfort her, and there hasn’t been any sign of them coming back.

“Shall I go check on them?”

“No, let’s go together.”

“Okay.”

“I will too!”

Is it really necessary to go together?

Well, since they are women, maybe there’s some sentiment I don’t understand about going to the bathroom together.

So the three of us opened the door that Yuna and Yubin had gone into.

“Uh?”

“Oh my.”

“What should we do! They’re both so cute!”

As soon as the door opened, what we saw was Yubin asleep in an uncomfortable position, tightly holding Yuna like a dakimakura while they were talking and then falling asleep.

Heh, cute.

It was so unexpected that I couldn’t help but smile broadly and a satisfied laugh naturally escaped.

“…Wow.”

“…Crazy.”

As I turned my gaze towards the two at the sound of admiration from next to me, they were looking at me with expressions that clearly said they were surprised.

“…What’s going on?”

“No… I’ve never seen you smile before….”

Is that so? Well, since this is our second meeting, I guess that makes sense.

But people can smile. Isn’t that too surprising?

“Let’s snap out of it and go out. We should at least cover them with a blanket.”

I led the two, who snapped back to reality, to the bedroom where Min-seo was sleeping, brought a blanket, and roughly covered them before returning to the living room.

“Where are you going to sleep?”

“I’m going to sleep on the living room sofa.”

Hmm, Yerin has slept on the living room sofa before.

“Then I guess I’ll sleep in the broadcast room with Yeon-woo?”

“I don’t want to.”

“Why? Hehehe, is it because you’re afraid unni will do bad things?”

“Yes.”

“…Isn’t that a little too straightforward?”

Since being drunk makes me touch people, there’s no guarantee my sleeping habits are safe.

And,

“I’ll just sleep in the soundproof booth.”

There’s a soundproof booth in the broadcast room, so I can just sleep there.

It’s quiet, and I sleep well there. I know that from last time.

But when I mentioned that I would sleep in the soundproof booth, Sua seemed to get inspired.

“Ah! Do you want to do a late-night guerilla broadcast?”

“…Suddenly?”

It’s 3 AM right now?

“Oh… That sounds fun.”

“No, are you really going to do it?”

“Yeah. Let’s give it a go.”

…Looks like I’ve already gotten interested.

Hmm… A late-night guerilla broadcast…

Let’s think about it….

It sounds fun!

“If we’re doing it, let’s do it as a limited edition with no replays or clips.”

Since I don’t know what I might say while drunk, I need to cover myself. And the thought of the viewers who couldn’t see the broadcast because I was sleeping and crying out makes me happy!

“Oh! Premium sounds good!”

Since it’s decided to do it, I need to turn on the broadcast and send a message to the manager.

They say it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, right? It’s not the first time I’ve caused a disturbance, so they’ll let it slide.