TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 115
⚠︎ The content of the phone call (Episode 114) has been modified ⚠︎
Since it has changed a lot, if you haven’t read the revised version, I recommend you do so.
I’m sorry for the inconvenience….
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A moment later.
“Bat.”
[…It’s Roje.]
“Oh, I meant Terry, not Bat? Sorry. The actions are the same, and the words have the same meaning, so I got a bit confused.”
– How long are we going to be like this? hahahaha
– The aftertaste is strong, right? hahahaha
– It’s fun, so have a drink hahahaha
[…How long are you really going to be like this?]
“Well… Maybe it’s when Udyr is suffering that I feel satisfied?”
Though I don’t know when that will be.
[…What about Udyr?]
“Excuse me? Haven’t you played League?”
[Um… so?]
“There’s a character that transforms between a tiger and a bear, transitioning back and forth. Since it’s similar to Terry, I recommend you look it up.”
[…Right.]
“Yes.”
[So when are you going to let me out?]
“I just said, when I’m satisfied.”
As a reference, I’ve currently trapped Yerin in a prison made of obsidian.
Of course, she resisted at first, but when I said I would actually break into her house and put her in a room if she didn’t comply, she started listening well. If she had listened sooner, she wouldn’t have to be threatened.
[Roje. I’m really hungry now; can I have something to eat?]
“Um… food….”
Since she’s in a prison, giving her rice and beans would be the best option, but unfortunately, there’s neither rice nor beans with Mark.
“Ah… It’s a shame there’s no garlic… I had to feed a vampire garlic to torment them….”
[So does that mean you’re saying Bat is a vampire?]
“Of course! Is there something else?”
[No… that’s right… yeah….]
Hmm… So what should I give her…
Oh, I know what to give her.
“Please wait a moment.”
I dug a small hole in the ground, filled it with water, and threw in a fishing rod.
Splash!
“Ah… Since I’m fishing, I guess I’d like to eat fresh too….”
[…Eat it. Or, should I buy you something? But in exchange, can you let me go?]
“No, not food. I want to eat the broadcast raw.”
Look at Yerin now.
She’s not paying attention to the stream and is just sitting still while I provide jokes… even brings food into the game… gives me potential for YouTube content… and helps me look favorable to the public… how convenient.
– Is this person serious right now?
Deleted message.
– Then would you say it’s fake? I’ve seen people not lie when they say this, for real, it’s their true feelings.
– It’s hilarious that the person who locked someone up and is torturing them is saying this hahaha
– d*mn, is it right that a streamer is openly saying they want to eat raw? hahaha
Deleted message.
[…Even if you don’t do it, can you let me go?]
Shaking shaking.
Just as I was about to respond, I noticed the rod shaking and decided to hold off on my answer.
[…I was ignored.]
Well, it’s not really ignoring, but correcting the misunderstanding would probably make things feel worse, so I won’t bother.
Whoosh!
“Oh, it’s Fugu?”
Is this really how it works?
I threw the freshly caught Fugu to Yerin.
[…It’s Fugu?]
“You know Fugu is really delicious if it’s prepared properly, right? It’s so sad that I have to give such good ingredients to Yuda….”
[…No, this isn’t prepared.]
“I don’t have a Fugu preparation license.”
[Ah… I see….]
– How far have we gotten that Yuda is mentioned now? hahaha
– Right? hahaha You shouldn’t do it without a license hahaha
– There’s no Fugu dishes in Mark to begin with hahaha
“Still, it’s something I fished out with effort, so you’re going to eat it, right?”
[Actually, I’m not hungry… I was lying about being hungry so you’d let me go….]
“Hmm… In the system, you get hungry after taking a few hits, you know? Do you want me to make you hungry?”
Crunch crunch crunch.
“I’m glad to see you eating well.”
Tick!
Tick!
Tick!
[…Did you get poisoned?]
“Eh?”
[Why are you surprised…?]
“Because it’s strange to ask something so obvious. You ate Fugu whole, and raw, and it’s bizarre if you didn’t get poisoned, right?”
And why would I give her poison-free Fugu anyway?
Of course, I gave it to her knowing she’d be debuffed.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
The way she talks is so annoying, hahaha
“Terry, I’ve heard feedback that I’m being annoying; what do you think?”
[The Zero Members have been trying to slander you more than once.]
“Right?”
[…Of course, I didn’t feel that way.]
– ? You’re talking nonsense hahaha
Deleted message.
– Is this right? hahaha
– hahaha You should definitely get out of the prison, I understand hahaha
Tick!
Tick!
Tick!
[Roje. I’m dying.]
“Poison doesn’t drop below half health. Don’t worry.”
[Ha… Could you rather just k*ll me?]
“Oh, you want to come back into the prison at full health? You want to be with me longer that badly now?”
I was going to let her go soon, but now I can’t help it, hmm.
[…I’ll just stay quiet.]
“You made the right choice. This… Kof.”
I blurted out what came to mind without a filter, but even I thought it was too much, so I quickly backtracked.
– d*mn, what were you going to say, you dumbass? hahaha
Deleted message.
– Hahaha you held back well, that was crossing the line.
– What’s this beastly sensor you’re talking about? hahaha
[Ha… I should have won….]
“What are you talking about? If I lost, this wouldn’t end like this.”
[Um… is that right?]
“Yes, of course.”
If I had lost…
“Ah… just imagining it makes me feel gross… Want more Fugu?”
[…I’ll pass.]
“Actually, even if I wanted to give you more, I can’t because I don’t have anything.”
[Then why did you ask?]
“To make you feel gross.”
Just like earlier, I hope she doesn’t ask about obvious things.
Asking about the obvious doubles the annoyance.
– Hahaha what a crazy person.
Deleted message.
– Wow… it’s my first time wanting to smack Roje hard while watching the stream.
– If that person were in front of me, I would have slapped them really hard.
Deleted message.
[…I’m starting to get angry.]
“Oh, really?”
[Um….]
Hmm….
“You finally cleared the mission. Inmate number 24601 is released.”
[…Huh?]
Ignoring the flustered Yerin, I broke the obsidian prison with a diamond pickaxe.
[…Is this real?]
“What do you mean?”
[…Were you really planning to let me go that time when I got angry?]
“Yes.”
Of course, I wasn’t.
I figured this would be the most fun thing to do right now.
[Then… why did I hold back my anger…?]
“Well, why did you hold back? Holding back anger isn’t good for your health. You’ve unnecessarily compromised your health.”
[I, I… huh, holding back… wow!]
Bang!
Hmm, it hit at the most amusing timing.
I’m glad I held back my desire to keep her trapped.
– What’s that shotgun doing? hahaha
– This is the first time I’ve seen Terry use a shotgun, hahaha
– d*mn, if it were me facing that, I would have definitely pulled a shotgun hahaha
Deleted message.
“This… from the sound, it’s definitely not the keyboard… and since I saw you doing it directly, it’s either the desk or the chair armrest? But considering it was quieter, it’s probably the armrest of the chair.”
There’s a 90% chance I’m right.
– Why are you analyzing this? hahaha
– Haha, that’s plausible! hahaha
– It’s definitely not the keyboard, I agree hahaha
[Ha… see you tomorrow. I’ll be going.]
“Oh, you’re going? Before you leave, please tell me the answer.”
If she leaves like this, I won’t be able to sleep out of curiosity.
[…The armrest of the chair is right.]
“Told you!”
Hmm, of course.
Next time, I can increase it to 99% instead of 90%.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
Why isn’t it 100% but ambiguously 99%?
“In case my ears heard something my brain misjudged.”
[…See you tomorrow.]
“Uh, haven’t you left yet? Ah! You really wanted to stay with me longer?! Why didn’t you say so?!”
[Terry has exited.]
“Oh, she left.”
– Hahaha that was fun.
– I had a great time today hahaha
– Today’s content alone could make at least three YouTube videos.
“Yes, I think it will get a lot of views, so… slowly….”
– Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
– Afterburning?
– There are many interesting things in the cafe, many interesting things in the cafe, many interesting things in the cafe
“Oh, it’s not the end of the stream yet.”
– Really?
– What’s the occasion?
– Huh…? It was totally ending….
Soon, it would be clear what I was planning, so I didn’t feel the need to explain.
“The members….”
I checked the number of people currently connected to the server.
“Looks like everyone has left the server?”
This is comfortable for me.
“I found that demolishing the sign was surprisingly fun. I’ll do some work for the members to try it out, and then I’ll end the stream.”
– d*mn, was this revenge? hahaha
Deleted message.
– Ah, I want you all to experience it too hahaha
– No way… are you doing it at Terry’s house too…?
“Of course, Terry’s house is included too. I feel like I’ve mentioned this three times already; can you please stop asking obvious questions?”
– d*mn, we’re in trouble hahaha
Deleted message.
– I feel like I’m going to be at least twice as attached as the other members hahaha
– The aftertaste is really strong, hahaha
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
If you think Terry’s house is messed up, it’s fine.
“Super trash.”