TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 113

“Okay, shall we go catch [Wooju] now?”

Boop!

=Roje: Start

After breaking the last signpost and announcing the start in the chat, I quickly ran toward Min-seo’s house.

– hahahaha Let’s go catch [Wooju] hahahahaha

– [Wooju] pub [let’s go]

– Run away!!!!!! [Wooju]!!!!!!!! [Psychopathic] murderer is coming!!!!

– Ah lol Can [Wooju] escape with [her] physical appearance hahahahaha

[Roje! What should I do?!]

“Please look for someone else!”

[Wooju is donating 1,000 won.]

Please just lightly hit our [Wooju]…

“Ah, are you a fan of [Wooju]?”

[Anonymous is donating 1,000 won.]

I’ll also ask for the same ㅠㅠ

“Oh dear… you’re asking me to lightly hit [her] and then play around for a long time before killing [her]? I wasn’t planning that, but if the fans are asking, I have no choice.”

Wow, the fans have strange preferences…

But since the payment has gone through, I can’t refuse the request.

-? hahahahaha

-Is that… correct…?

-No, hahahaha Don’t interpret it in your way hahahahaha

While playing like this, I diligently moved and saw Min-seo fleeing far away.

Huh? Is [she] wearing armor?

After resurrecting, instead of quickly fleeing, I guess [she] casually put on [her] armor at home.

“[Wooju]!”

Can [she] hear me?

[Ah! You’re here!]

Ah, [she] can hear.

It’s very faint, but I can hear [her] voice.

“Hmmm… What’s the most fun way to k*ll [her]?”

Should I set [her] on fire with a lighter?

Or should I make [her] take off [her] armor and beat [her] with my bare hands?

Ah, or should I trap [her] and crush [her] with sand?

-You’re scary…

-Don’t speak like this when suggesting lunch menu hahahahaha

-d*mn hahahaha This looks the most fun among the things I’ve seen recently hahahaha

Deleted Message.

-This girl is really [psychopathic]? Today seems worse than usual?

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“Oh, you look like you’re having fun. Aren’t you just balancing the sadness of having to hurt the members with a forced joy?”

-Crazy ultra S girl…

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-It’s really impressive how you’re mumbling excuses that don’t even work

-You’re out of your mind hahahaha

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-If you’re going to make excuses, at least put some sincerity into it hahahahaha

Even while doing this, the distance to Min-seo is getting closer and closer.

[Huh?! Ah, there’s a river ahead?! Ugh…! I don’t know!]

In the midst of that, I saw Min-seo getting into the water and fleeing slowly without a boat.

“Oh, I could catch [her] in that river!”

Well, I’ve decided how to k*ll [her].

Let’s just drown [her].

Once I arrived at the river, I set up the boat I had prepared in advance and quickly chased after [her].

[Ro, Roje! If you just let me see you once -]

Now that I’ve entered a distance where I can hit [her] with the sword, I hit [her] once.

Thump!

[Roje! S-save me!]

“What do you mean save? If I save [Wooju], [she] has to act cutesy.”

I threw a fishing rod at Min-seo, who was pushed away from me, and pulled [her] closer.

[Uh, huh…?]

Then, after quickly trapping [her], I poured water on [her] character’s face with a bucket.

“Okay, you have some time left to d*e, any last words?”

[You…! You’re…! Bad!]

“Holy… I’m shocked.”

[…Huh?]

“I laid the groundwork for a cool last word, and it’s ‘You’re bad!’? That’s no fun. Ugh, just d*e.”

-Crazy girl hahahahaha

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-Wow… today, you’re really like a [psychopath]…

-Why does this crazy girl seem crazier as the days go by? hahahahaha

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Thump! Thump! Thump!

[Ro, Roje! -]

[Roje has killed [Wooju].]

“Well, I’ve caught one… Now there are 3 left, right?”

-Did you just say “one”? hahahaha

-Roze said) [Wooju] is a bug (no fabrication)

-Roze, even so, [she] is still your sister hahahaha

I checked the time.

“Hasn’t it only been 5 minutes?”

Then… I need to catch 3 more within 35 minutes, right?

Oh, that’s plenty of time.

“Now, heading towards the edge-”

=Terry: x 30 z 0 There’s someone in the sky

=Somi: No

=Somi: None

=Somi: [Terry] is just talking nonsense

=Roje: Confirmed

“The radar dog is doing a good job.”

It was worth accepting [her] to the team.

-The radar dog is hahahaha

-So it was [Terry]’s limit today hahahaha

-The barking sound I heard earlier was really loud hahahaha

While moving to the coordinates, I saw a tall tower appear in my sight.

“That one is obvious.”

-That’s it, hahahaha

-They probably want to camp there and hold out

-That’s really high hahahaha

“Hmm… What should I do…”

Even if it takes a little time, if I stack the tower and go up, I’ll catch [them].

But then, I’d have to k*ll normally, not torture.

“I’m having a dilemma…”

-Just catch [them], hahahahaha

-Why do you have to torture [them] hahahahaha

-Just catch [Somi] quickly and torture the other members, hahahaha

[Roje, are you here?]

“Ah, [Terry].”

“Then, catch [Somi]. I’m going to look for the other members.”

“Okay.”

While watching [Yerin] move away, I thought about how to do it…

“Well… I’ll just k*ll [Somi] normally.”

No good ideas came to mind.

What a pity…

I was planning to torture [her] and make [her] act cutesy towards me.

Anyway, now that I’ve decided, I started stacking blocks right next to the tower.

“Hey, guys. I’ll give you a tip.”

-?

-Suddenly?

-What is it?

“This method of stacking straight up is a risky way to d*e easily from an arrow-”

sh**t!

“Ah, got an arrow. Score.”

-I didn’t d*e though?

-You’re not dead, hahahaha

-That tip was immediately wrong? hahahaha

“This is an issue with [Somi]’s skills.”

I picked up the arrow lodged next to me and saw that Sua was aiming a bow at me from where the arrow had come.

“Hmm… I still can’t hear any sounds.”

Since I can’t hear any speech, it seems the distance is greater than I thought.

-[Somi]… good luck…

-Oh dear… if I couldn’t k*ll [her] when I let my guard down at the first shot, there’s no answer…

-hahaha Roje, let’s release the seal

-Let’s use the 8 gates to attack, Roje

“8 gates?”

8 gates, huh… what is that?

Should I sh**t a little at [Sua]?

Hmm, let’s do that.

“Let’s see… the angle… about this much?”

Equipping the bow and adjusting my aim with [Sua]’s position, I timed it and released the bowstring.

Then Sua panicked upon seeing the incoming arrow… uh…?

Ding!

…I hit [her]?

Why did I hit…?

The first shot I fired to get a feel for it hit, and I was greatly confused.

-Crazy wow

-Wow, that was really good

-Roze’s physical skills are really impressive…

-???? How did you hit that?????

“…Wasn’t I a descendant of Jumong?”

-Wow!!!!!!!! Great Roje!!!!

-Romong wow

-Romong sounds oddly off, though? hahahahaha

-The topic is getting stranger hahahaha

-Ah, hahahaha just say Romong hahahaha

[Anonymous is donating 1,000 won.]

No, hahahaha Robin Hood is fine hahahaha

-Are you a genius?

-True hahahaha Robin Hood exists hahahaha

-Robin Hood wow

“Thank you for the compliment.”

sh**t!

Oh, while messing around, another arrow came flying.

“Then, shall I sh**t the next one as well?”

I felt like I could trust my instincts a bit more, so this time I shot according to my heart’s desire.

Ding!

…No way, the TS buff is really OP.

“…What a surprise- Huh?”

[-Ahhhh! Ro!-]

…Why is [she] falling?

[Somi fell from a high place.]

-No way hahahahaha [she] fell for this hahahahaha

-[Somi]! You shouldn’t fall hahahahaha

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-The sound getting further away is really funny hahahaha

Um… judging by the situation, it seems [Sua] was pushed back by the arrow and fell from the tower.

And while [she] was screaming as [she] fell, I could only hear the sound while [she] was within my sound range, making it a situation where the front and back were cut off…

“Wow… I caught [her] much faster than expected?”

I thought it would take at least another 5 minutes.

I ended up capturing [her] much too easily, which oddly leaves me feeling unsettled.

-Oh no, Roje is going to win this

-ㅠㅠㅠㅠ If only [Somi] had dragged it out a bit longer, Roje might have had a chance to lose ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-d*mn, I can’t see that [girl] act cutesy again

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“Well… Should I go down myself?”

[Anonymous is donating 1,000 won.]

Water landing, huh?

“Water landing? Sure.”

Since I had planned to go down using the water landing anyway, I held the water bucket and jumped straight down.

And when I was close to the ground, I pressed the right mouse button to spread water on the ground below.

Splash!

“That was easy. But [Somi], you couldn’t do this simple thing and ended up dying? That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?”

-Just got told immediately haha

-It’s true, isn’t it? hahahaha

-hahahaha Since [she] did it well, it’s hard to argue back

Well then, let’s go catch someone else-

-[Somi]: Hey, youngest

“Ah, hello.”

-hahahaha [She] is back immediately hahahaha

-How much did [she] suffer? hahahaha

-[Somi]: I’m not pathetic

-[Somi]: I was just flustered

-hahahaha

-Yeah, right hahaha

-[Somi]: You know?

-[Somi]: If I had been on my game, I would have definitely succeeded?

-What would you succeed at without even holding a water bucket hahahaha

[Anonymous is donating 1,000 won.]

hahahaha It seems like [she] really did suffer a lot hahahaha

Watching [Sua] get hurt is really fun, but unfortunately, I have to go catch the remaining two people, so I decided to send [her] off politely.

“It looks like a strange person has rented out the chat window, so I’m going to chase [them] away.”

-[Somi]: ?

That’s the last word [she] left before being kicked out.

Why are all the last words from earlier so boring?

Ding!

Oh, I got a notification on my phone-

Ding!

Ding!

…Why are there so many notifications?

Ah, it was [Sua].

Looks like [she] is whining about why I kicked [her] out, trying to steal my time.

“I keep getting spam messages since my number was leaked. Please hold on while I block them.”

Well, now it should be okay-

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

“Sigh…”

They came through Discord…

I turned off the notifications on Discord and finally it’s time to really start-

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

In the end, I wasted another 5 minutes.

“Tsk…”

What’s disappointing is that I’m in the position of being the one suffering, but this unexpected and clever interference method prevents me from claiming it’s unfair.

[Anonymous is donating 1,000 won.]

That conclusion is quite [psychopathic] huh hahahaha

-It’s Roje hahahaha

-That massively big uppercase T accident is always fascinating to hear hahahaha

-hahahaha Even in a situation where [she] is the one suffering, it’s still quite [psychopathic] hahahaha

“Please be quiet.”