TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 109
A little while later, the yukhoe arrived, so I started eating and slowly turned on Mark.
“Mmm, delicious.”
– Ah, please make some noise while eating, you’re eating so quietly.
– Woo, you’re so down.
– Is there no ASMR for the gaps? Last time, the ear cleaning ASMR did well.
Ah, speaking of ASMR, there was something I wanted to talk about, but I forgot until just now.
“ASMR has been buried in a coffin and nailed down. I probably won’t do that again.”
– ????
– What?????
– I really don’t want to do it anymore!
– Why???? The view count was great???!!
– Kieeeeeek!
“Calm down. I said probably, not absolutely.”
– d*mn, do you think we don’t know you? What’s the difference between that and absolutely?
Deleted message.
– hahahaha Looks like that girl was pretty embarrassed by ASMR, huh? hahahaha
Deleted message.
– ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Thanks to Roje’s ASMR, I’ve been sleeping well lately, but I’m sad ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Sigh… the backlash is pretty strong…
Since I expected this result, I prepared an alternative.
“Then I’ll make a promise. If the ASMR video exceeds 1 million views, I’ll consider it as positively as possible. How about that?”
No matter how bad it gets, it seems I need at least 1 million views to get motivated to do it again.
– You d*mn well better make it a confirmed deal instead of considering it.
Deleted message.
– Confirm it, please!
– It’ll probably take at least a few months to hit a million, positive consideration is just ridiculous hahahahaha.
Deleted message.
“If you don’t like it, then don’t.”
– Who says they don’t like it?
– I didn’t say I didn’t like it…
– I’ll make sure to get to a million no matter what; I’ll run five accounts for streaming.
“Tsk…”
Why aren’t there any curses this time…?
“…I’ll make it a confirmed deal.”
If I really hit a million, it will be a huge financial benefit, so I can tolerate that cringy feeling for a while…
– Wow!!!! Great Roje
– hahahaha The tsundere act is insane hahahahaha
“How many times do I have to tell you not to gaslight me? Anyway, I’m entering the server now.”
I set down my chopsticks for a moment and moved my mouse to enter Mark’s server, where I saw the landscape of the tunnel from yesterday.
“I’ll mine some more diamonds here and then go up.”
I was in the tunnel all day yesterday, and I only managed to get a total of 15 diamonds. I already used 3 diamonds to make a pickaxe, so I only have 12 left.
With this, I can make diamond armor and shoes, so I want to find at least 30 more.
“30… I wonder if I can mine that much…?”
– Probably not hahahaha
– You mined 15 yesterday, and want to double it? Dream big hahahaha
– I’ve never seen anyone as unlucky as you hahahahahaha
“No? Today’s me is different.”
Yesterday, I stubbornly denied that I had no luck.
Today, I accepted the reality that my luck is terrible, so it should be different.
…But even acknowledging that, while my mentality has gotten stronger, my luck remains unchanged—
Hmm…! Positive thinking…!
“Okay, let’s mine. Since I’m alone today, I’ll gently play some relaxing Animal Crossing background music instead of chatting.”
– Is that really what you call working music…?
– Isn’t working music usually something exciting? hahahaha
– Looks like the taste in music is just different…
“If I’m just going to be mining while half-heartedly glancing at the chat, I think something calm is better than something noisy. So, share some fun stories.”
– Huh?
– Are you asking us to broadcast?
– Just leeching off of Roje.
After that, while gently digging through the chat, I realized…
“…My luck really sucks.”
Finding diamonds is rare, and when you do find them, there’s only one?!
So even with a lot of time passed, I haven’t even found half of the diamonds I aimed for.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
Looks like it’s time for the fifth pick’s luck…!
Maybe they’re sharing their luck with the viewers?!
Tears are welling up from that tsundere mindset…
– ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– hahahaha Nice job, seriously hahahaha
– Oh no ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I didn’t even know ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– No wonder ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I keep getting that from gacha ㅠㅠㅠㅠ it was like that ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
“…I have the urge to curse.”
– Did you scratch? hahahahahaha
– You got scratched, didn’t you?
– I want to argue, but there’s nothing to argue against, right? hahahahaha
“Hmm… no matter how I look at it, this spot isn’t good for mining. There are biomes in Minecraft, right? I guess this one is a biome where diamonds don’t come out well.”
…I knew diamonds have no bearing, but that’s not the case.
Right, it must be an old version that I don’t remember.
– Are diamonds similar to emeralds? hahahaha
– Are we looking for mountains? hahahaha
– Roje, stop fooling around and just dig straight.
“And… since my inventory is full, I should go back to the respawn point, quickly make a simple house, and organize some items before I start mining again.”
I’ve thrown away unnecessary items here and there, but right now, only essential items remain, so I can’t throw anything out.
Also, since I’m too far from the respawn point, I need to head back at least once.
– Oh, are we finally going to surface?
– Finally seeing some light…
– After staring at the tunnel for hours, it was pretty tiring hahahaha
So, I went up to the surface and moved to the respawn point.
“Oh, is that it?”
– That’s it!
– Yes, yes!
– Uh-huh.
– You came quickly, huh?
– Wow, everyone has claimed a nice spot for their houses, hahahaha.
“Right? Even if they’re marked like that, I feel like a lot of it will end up being just decorative…”
I also looked for a place to set up my house.
“Hmmm… should I just settle here? There’s a mountain behind and a river in front, so it’s good geomantically?”
– Were we considering geomancy? hahahaha
– You’re deciding the spot really quickly hahahaha
– Did you even spend three minutes trying to find it? The cup noodles are probably not even ready yet.
“Ah, the reason I decided quickly is simple; I think the terrain isn’t that important in Minecraft. If I don’t like the mountain I see there, I can spend time removing it, and if there’s a complaint about the uneven ground, I can just flatten it, right?”
– That does make sense hahahahahaha
– Aren’t you just lazy?
– Fact: The highest probability is that you’re too lazy to walk around.
Anyway, I simply built a container-shaped house with stone and laid out chests inside, sorted by type.
“Minerals… combat… miscellaneous… done.”
I even labeled the signs.
– Wait, hahahaha Is this really your house? hahahaha
– At least watch some YouTube and build a hut…
– hahahaha After seeing the other members’ houses, yours looks really shabby.
Deleted message.
“This house is just a temporary one. I plan to demolish it later, so don’t throw a fit when I take it down, saying you got attached.”
Now, I was back in the tunnel to mine for diamonds… but, uh… couldn’t find any.
“Ugh… is this really just a bad game? Did my company put a debuff on my account when the server opened because I have a bad reputation?”
– Well then, it’s your fault for making yourself unfavorable hahaha
– Isn’t it just because you own five of the pick’s luck? hahahaha
– hahahaha Did that debuff apply to your account in the last promotional game too? hahahaha
“Ugh… there’s nothing I can do about that. I didn’t want to use this method, though…”
After returning home and organizing my items, I checked the online members.
“Mr. Si-roo isn’t here? Terry isn’t here either?”
Hmm… who should I go with…
“Between Mr. Si-roo and Terry… oh, never mind. I’ll go with Terry.”
Yuna will definitely cry, but Yerin will respond well for a broadcast.
– Why are you asking us what you’re going to do?
– What do you think? hahaha You’re probably going to go leech off of him, right? hahahahaha
– Ahahaha Regardless of how I got it, I obtained it myself! hahahaha
“What are you talking about? It’s borrowing. Hmmm… there’s no permission or talking involved, though.”
I’m just borrowing about 15—no, 20 diamonds for a bit.
I plan to return them once I find more, so it should be fine.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
We decided to call that stealing.
In other words, it’s a crime.
“Be quiet. If you’re not caught, it’s art.”
– hahahaha Right, right hahahaha
– If you’re not caught, it’s art hahahaha
– Hey, let’s go to Terry’s server quickly before he connects!
So, I went to Yerin’s house and while rummaging through the chests, I found an unexpected item.
“Wait… why is there a golden apple?”
And it’s purple…
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
Made one as a souvenir for mining a lot of gold.
Planning to frame it later.
“Oh, thanks for the info.”
I packed it up.
[Anonymous donated 1,000 won.]
Didn’t you say you were coming to borrow diamonds?
Why are you taking that?
“It’s collateral.”
– You’re the one borrowing them, though, hahahaha
– Just say you want to keep it hahahaha
– d*mn, I didn’t expect that, I burst out laughing hahahaha
“Okay, I’ll gather the diamonds now. Before Terry comes online—”
[Terry has connected.]
“Oh.”
What a legendary timing…
Just as I was about to leave, Yerin logged in, and Mark’s character appeared right before me.
– d*mn hahahahahaha
Deleted message.
– Caught in the act hahahahahaha
– Got you, you thief! hahahaha
Deleted message.
[Oh? Roje? Why are you in my house?]
“…I was waiting for you to log in because I missed you—”
Before I could finish my sentence, Yerin suddenly started rummaging through the chest and spoke to me.
[…Did you steal from my chest?]
d*mn…!
“Did the viewers tell you?”
Ah… why did they tell—
[No? I didn’t turn on the broadcast.]
“Really? But how did you know?”
Then, were you watching my broadcast?
[You wouldn’t say such cringy things without a reason.]
“Ah.”
d*mn it.
If it were Min-seo, it would’ve worked.