TS Vtuber Streaming Life - Chapter 102
“…Anyway, it seems like I’m different from others.”
– “Yeah, yeah, hahahaha.”
– “That’s right, right? Hahahaha.”
– “No matter how you look at it, only you can make such a strict tsundere comment that destroys innocence, but still, it’s not me, hahahaha.”
What should I do…
First, I need to change this terrible atmosphere.
“Today, I’m going to do some intense racing.”
– “?”
– “This girl is trying to change the subject again, hahahaha. Do you think that will work in this situation? Hahahahaha.”
Deleted Message.
– “Roje… I’m not going to talk about that red pill, so can we skip the racing?”
“Wait a moment, I’ll set things up. During that, I’ll also get some water and go to the bathroom. It’ll take a while.”
After saying that to buy some time, I muted the microphone and covered my face with my hands, starting to contemplate.
What should I do… What should I do…
I never imagined that the little kid’s mother would post my story on a mom café.
Since she posted it with good intentions, I can’t say anything…!
“Phew… Let’s read the post first…”
I need to check how much information leaked out to prepare myself.
There’s a high chance that they copied the post from a community I usually visit, so I went there.
I also need to check the viewers’ reactions.
[Just copied the original post from the café]
(This isn’t from the café; I went to a mom café to grab the original, so the content might be slightly different.)
I’m writing this because a heartwarming story came up at the end of the year~ Hehe.
Recently, I moved to a new place, and while walking around the neighborhood with my son, it was strange that he was quiet when he usually whines. When I turned back, I couldn’t see him?!!!
At that moment, I panicked, retracing my steps and asking around if anyone had seen my son’s appearance, but since I couldn’t find him, I thought, ‘Did he go home?!’ and checked at home… but he wasn’t there…
I was really considering calling the police… when suddenly, I got a call from the security office?!!!!
From what I heard, a pretty miss who lives in the same apartment found my son alone in the park and thought his parents might come pick him up, so she took care of him and fed him.
So, with a grateful heart, I went to the miss’s house, but I was really flustered at first!!!!
I feel guilty for saying this to someone who helped, but she looked so intimidating that I thought for a moment, ‘Was it a kidnapping?!’
Except for that, she was a hundred times prettier than average idols, and thinking back on it now, I really feel sorry.
After talking with her, I felt she was a really good person, and when I said I wanted to do something to express my gratitude, she said she had fun playing with my son, and whenever he teased her, she reacted positively, making it even more enjoyable, hehe.
Since I was so grateful, it seemed she didn’t want to take it, but I realized that beautiful people also have beautiful personalities.
Later, when I asked my son what he did at her house, he said she cooked for him, wiped the food off his face, and since he was picky, she even fed him directly; she really took good care of him.
I was shocked that my son, who absolutely hates carrots, ate them without saying a word…
But…! My son turned red talking about what happened! I thought, ‘Ah, my son is a man after all…! He must have a crush on that miss?!’ I felt warm remembering my own younger love experiences while watching this.
As I wrap this up, I want to say a big thank you to that miss if she happens to read this~!
It could have been a bad memory, but I feel like I ended up having a good relationship instead, so I’m really glad~
Ah! If we meet again, it would be great if my son could pretend he doesn’t like her, even though that might be hard to hide! Hehe.
+) By the way, it seems she told him that Santa doesn’t exist~^^
My son, who was looking forward to gifts this Christmas, was a bit flustered when he was told not to let his parents deceive him with imaginary beings~^^
***
Is this the end…?
“Wow… d*mn… Good thing she didn’t tell her name…”
Other than being pretty, there’s no personal information…!
What a huge relief!
“And did the little kid like me?”
…Why didn’t I notice?
Well, since he’s just a kid, his feelings will change quickly anyway.
There are children whose first love is their kindergarten teacher, right?
It might be something similar to that.
So, setting that aside…
“This… Even though personal information hasn’t been revealed, it seems full of content for viewers to tease me…?”
Just looking at the comments on this post proves that.
– “A scary but pretty yet kind tsundere neighbor? d*mn, if it were me, I would have confessed right away.”
Deleted Message.
“Hahaha, that’s true.”
– “Roje even wiped her face and fed her? Waaaaaa! I want to be lost too!!!!!!!!!”
“d*mn, that’s so unfair… How is that neighbor girl the very definition of tsundere Roje…”
– “What to do about the little kid… If Roje is my wife, I should give up… He’ll have to experience heartbreak at such a young age…”
“Don’t slander my wife!”
“? My girlfriend, actually?”
– “d*mn, hahahaha, Santa, hahahaha.”
“I’m most curious about what this girl told my son when she said Santa doesn’t exist.”
See? The density of the nonsense is thicker than usual.
“Sigh… What to do…”
I tried to calm down and checked out other posts.
[So, is Roje the red pill true?]
She’s super pretty, but does she look scary enough to be rejected?
– “Yeah, yeah.”
– “Hahahaha, looking at just what’s written, it’s ridiculous, hahahaha.”
– “Is this officially accepted, hahahaha?”
– “Is that even possible????”
– “I don’t know, but thinking about the members’ reactions, it seems to fit.”
– “How does one look so intimidating that they’re mistaken for a kidnapper on the first meeting?”
“This really makes Roje the red pill extremely curious, hahahaha.”
[Santa, hahahaha.]
“Didn’t she take care of him well and then her scary side popped out, huh? Hahahaha.”
– “That’s just how Roje is.”
– “She’s scary when she’s scary, so what do you want?”
– “Roje is a famous scary person.”
…This is bad.
“Ha….”
At least it seems I’ve finished checking the public sentiment, so this time, I cautiously surveyed the broadcast chat window.
– “When’s the tsundere neighbor coming?”
– “She’s late because she’s going to clean the racing wheel.”
– “Hahahahahaha.”
– “Hahaha, it’s hilarious that she went to clean the racing wheel.”
– “Crazy, hahahaha, I just went and read the whole post, hahahaha. What did Roje do to the kid that made her say something like that about Santa to her mom?”
Deleted Message.
…This is really bad.
The immediate solutions that come to mind are three.
1. End the stream.
2. Maintain order until the talk about the red pill is out of sight.
3. d*mn, just bring the little kid and mess things up to draw attention—
…Why did number 3 come up?
It seems I’m not in my right mind right now.
“Phew….”
So, it’s either number 1 or 2…
…Will number 2 work now?
It usually would, but it involves my red pill, doesn’t it?
But if I end the broadcast, the topic about the red pill will explode…
…There’s no answer.
It seems the best option is to choose the lesser evil.
“Aah. I’m back.”
So, I opted for the option of maintaining order instead of the worst-case scenario of ending the stream.
– “Hahaha, the tsundere neighbor is here, hahahaha.”
– “Waaaa! ZeRo, you have something on your face! Wipe it off!”
– “Aah… I don’t want to eat carrots, but if Roje feeds me, that’d be nice…”
“Ah.”
d*mn.
– “That expression is priceless, hahahaha.”
– “Hahaha, such a poop-eating expression, hahahaha.”
– “Hahahahaha, it’s the first time I’ve seen Roje with this expression, hahahaha.”
“I said I’m not anyone else. Please don’t mention other people.”
For now, my basic stance is to deny everything without exception.
– “Yeah, hahahaha.”
– “That’s right, right? Hahahahaha.”
– “So the tsundere neighbor is another person…!”
“…Let’s start the racing game.”
d*mn…! Let’s see who wins…!
Now, it’s a chicken game to see who folds first and apologizes.
If I win, I won’t mention the red pill, so I’m determined to win.
– “Anger? Hahahahaha.”
– “Ah, hahahaha, this is satisfying, hahahaha.”
– “Hahaha, I finally won against that girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha.”
Deleted Message.
I lightly pressed the pedal for about five hours.
– “Yeah, hahahaha, I can endure for about five hours, hahahaha.”
– “Is that all? Heh, this is a piece of cake.”
– “Hahahahaha, a tsundere is just enough to hold on for this long, hahahaha.”
“See you tomorrow.”
***
The next day.
“It’s a no-mic hardcore game.”
– “Hahaha, go ahead!”
– “How long do you think you can last, hahahaha?”
– “Uhm… I didn’t mention the red pill…”
“I told you repeatedly that it’s not me, so please don’t mention it, so I’ll continue until you all stop mentioning that person to avoid any impact on them.”
– “Yeah, go ahead, hahahaha.”
– “The scary tsundere neighbor is scary.”
– “Is her personality bad because her face is scary?”
– “The face and personality ratio theory.”
– “You’re still insisting it’s someone else? Hahahahahaha.”
That day, I ran lightly for about eight hours.
***
The next day.
“Today, it’s no-mic hardcore gaming again.”
– “d*mn, enough already.”
Deleted Message.
“Am I watching Roje’s stream or just a racing professional stream…?”
– “Hey you, why are you still continuing when the mention of the red pill has decreased so much?”
Deleted Message.
“I told you I’d keep racing until everyone stops bringing it up; didn’t I say that yesterday and the day before? Do you all have amnesia?”
– “Ah, please…”
– “Show some mercy…”
– “I think it’s someone else… can you please stop mentioning it on the stream…?”
Is it really effective that I’ve been resetting the racing records for three consecutive days?
To an extent, the general opinion in the community I checked after ending the stream has changed.
Before, there were some posts like this—
[Let’s absolutely win this time]
This is our only chance to win against that girl.
We won’t bend!!!!!!!
From my perspective, the majority were posts with a terrible vibe, but now it’s—
[Guys…]
Can’t we just leave it out of the stream and just roll with it in the community?
I seriously started feeling nauseous just watching the screen?
These kinds of posts began to pop up.
But just in case, let’s maintain order for about another day.
***
The next day.
“Now, today it’s no-mic—”
[Thank you for your 100,000 won donation.]
I’m sorry for continuously mentioning someone unrelated to Roje as “Roje” in the chat…
“Um, this is just this person’s opinion, so let’s continue racing—”
[Supreme Roze donated 1,000,000 won.]
I also support that opinion.
Those who support it, please write that in the chat.
– “So annoying.”
– “So annoying.”
– “So annoying.”
“Um, I’m glad that my sincerity seems to have been conveyed finally. Why don’t you believe me when I say it’s not me?”
– “I’m sorry…”
– “I’m sorry… I was wrong…”
– “Racing… uh, please stop…!”
– “I’m sorry for mistaking you for someone else…”
Yes…!
I won…!
Exhausted, with my hands that couldn’t move well anymore dropped under the desk, I clenched my fists tightly and savored the victory.