Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 94

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Got it.”

5SR SR SR ㅏㅣㅣㅣㅣㅣㅣㅣRight.

I’m curious, yeah. So, what kind of person is Beach Mujin-nim?]

Wasn’t she supposed to be on my side?

Anyway.

It seems like I need to properly explain this once and for all.

“Um… Beach Mujin-nim is a great being who governs knowledge and the ruler of the Omnia Archive. She is a great presence who watches over us from the stars of the universe and looks after us. Ah, she’s also the one who helped me start as a VTuber, created me, made my avatar, rigged every strand of my hair, and…”

- Turn on that long thing.

- Turn on Macro 3.

- You guys were the ones who got curious first. You guys were the ones who got curious first. You guys were the ones who got curious first. You guys were the ones who got curious first.

- We’re screwed.

- Isn’t our streamer going to become unlikeable if she keeps this up?

- Protect the cult leaderrrr

What.

Were you two acquaintances before?

Well.

Yoo Isul is also a top ranker in the Battle Lounge.

So it would be strange if Mbot, another ranker, didn’t know her.

[But why…]

“What?”

[…It’s nothing.]

Mbot cut his words short, but even without him saying it out loud.

I could tell what he wanted to say.

…Annoying.

The farming time was long, and there was more than enough time to chat with the team members.

The team members seemed to have so many questions for me, and they kept asking me non-stop.

The first question was from Pint.

[Do VTubers not wear makeup when they go live?]

“I don’t wear makeup in the first place.”

I don’t even know how to put on makeup, dude.

Next was Baekjanggun’s question.

[When are you going to do a face reveal stream?]

“…”

[Oh, that’s a good question.]

[…I’m also curious.]

It seems like everyone had already heard rumors about my face reveal stream.

Damn, those shrine bastards must’ve been spreading clips of my face reveal stream all over other streamers’ fan cafes.

I sighed and answered the question.

“I’ll do it when I reach 200,000 followers.”

[Ah.]

[Hmm.]

[…So you’re basically saying you won’t do it?]

The reactions were bland.

Hmm.

It was practically the same as saying I wouldn’t do it.

I just hit 70,000 followers, so 200,000 followers?

That’s a distant future that won’t come for at least a year.

It’s not like we’re holding a hearing or something.

In order, the next person to ask a question was Mbot.

[I heard that Zia isn’t human… So does that mean your race is a fervent follower?]

“Yes, that’s correct.”

- Oh, here we go again?

- WWE starting.

- Let’s go for Round 2 of Spear vs. Shieldㅏㅏㅏㅏ

- The God of VTuber Mask Smashing vs. The God of RP

- By the way, the cult leader is really answering so confidently lololol

- Shouldn’t you be making a shameful face at this timing?

- The one without shame.

- Not human…

Why should I feel shame?

It’s an undeniable fact that I’m not human but a fervent follower.

[Oh, then can you tell us what’s different between a fervent follower and a human?]

- Kyaaaa

- Skipping the question lololol

- Mbot is totally doing that on purpose lololol

- There’s a playful tone in his voice?

- Feels like he’s on a mission lololololol

- Savage mask-smashing mode ON.

Look at this guy.

Daring to challenge me to a battle of wits?

Fine, you’re on.

I’ve been feeling down lately after getting completely wrecked by one Kirinuki.

You’re going to be my remedy.

Huuu.

Haaaa.

After taking a deep breath.

I continued.

“Fervent followers aren’t that different from humans. We eat, poop, and sleep. In terms of physiological phenomena, we’re extremely similar to humans. Oh, speaking of physiological phenomena, I also have periods. So biologically, fervent followers can also conceive children like humans…”

[Wait, what?]

“…That makes sense. I don’t know if crossbreeding between humans and fervent followers is possible. I haven’t checked. And I don’t plan to. Bi-chin, the Many Stars, didn’t tell me either.”

- OMG OMG OMG OMG

- Are you crazy lolololol

- The conversation’s gone wild lololololol

- She’s reached a level where even dirty jokes are part of RP lololol

- This is seriously impressive RP skills.

- This girl’s just built different.

“So, what’s the difference between fervent followers and humans! To answer that question, first of all, fervent followers aren’t free beings like humans, but rather beings bound by duty, not free. So what is duty? This is a bit tricky to explain, but I’ll try to give you a rough idea…”

[Ah… It’s, it’s okay! You can stop there!]

[Hey, Mbot. You lost, you bastard.]

[Totally wrecked, huh?]

"...Absolute obedience to the gods! A fervent follower must never blaspheme the gods under any circumstances. Let me give you an example, Mbot-nim, try shouting, 'The shining stars do not exist!'"

[Mbot, you lunatic! Apologize to Jia-nim right now!]

[I think I'm going crazy...]

[Ah, no, really, this is enough. I was wrong, Jia-nim. It, it was actually a mission!]

"Try it."

[...Th, the shining stars do not exist!]

“…”

[…]

"See, nothing happened, right? But here, if I..."

*Huff.*

To win a battle of wills.

"The shining stars do not exist!"

Ugh."

Jiaaaah!"

I can easily give up my head.

"Ugh... th, this is... the price of blasphemy. Do, do you have any more questions?"

[...Sorry. I was wrong.]

"Good, as long as you understand."

I won.

It seems I achieved a perfect victory in the battle of wills.

You dare try to strip away my RP?

You picked the wrong opponent. I'm not just an RP; I'm a freaking real-life VTuber.

[L, let's just finish farming first.]

“…”

[Jia-nim? I said I was wrong, really. Move, quickly.]

"Ah, it's not that."

*Heh heh.*

"My mouse is broken."

I missed the shot.

The mouse is completely shattered.

"...I'll go get a new mouse."

*

"Five minutes into the match! Currently, 10 teams are still alive."

Ayase enthusiastically commentated on the match.

As someone who enjoys creating content, it wasn't her first time hosting a Battle Lounge tournament.

Her observing skills were also quite impressive.

The desert map, Desert, is the largest map in the Battle Lounge.

What does being large mean?

It means fewer chances to encounter other teams.

As a result, even five minutes into the game.

Not a single encounter had occurred yet.

The slow tempo of the first map was something Ayase had intended from the beginning.

Even if it's a tournament, you shouldn't flood the dopamine from the start.

The first match is meant to be light.

She deliberately chose a large map to give teams time to chat freely.

...Of course, they'll scatter again in the next round.

Ayase skillfully switched between teams to show their progress.

- Show team 7 too

- I'm most curious about team 7 lol

- They look really strong over there

The team that drew the most attention from viewers was undoubtedly team 7.

Ayase was also intrigued by team 7, which consisted of three veterans and one beginner, so she flew over to them and began commentating on their farming.

Coincidentally, Pint and Jia were having a conversation.

[Ugh, ARs are so hard to find.]

[I have an M4 here, do you want it? It's fully kitted.]

[Th, that would be great, thank you.]

Pint's reaction was somewhat strange.

As if.

He was intimidated by Jia.

[Sure. I'll give it to you.]

[…]

[…]

[...You said you'd give it to me.]

[No, it, the weapon won't drop.]

[Press Q, Q.]

[Ah, right! I changed the drop key! Uh, what did I change it to... G?]

[G is for grenades!!!!!!!]

[Just kidding. Hold on, let me check the settings. ...Ah, it was L.]

- What are they even doing lol

- Did Pint already drop honorifics with Jia? Lol

- Wasn't that for real just now?

- If they're already like this, it's going to be a problem

- If a fight breaks out later, it's going to be hilarious

Jia's fantastic trolling skills caused the chat to flood rapidly.

Seeing this, Ayase smiled secretly to herself.

As expected.

I made the right choice inviting Jia.

*

"Enemy spotted at 270!"

[Confirmed.]

"Ah... it was just a tree."

[...Confirmed.]

[Ugh!]

[It's you again, Jia?]

- Another fake ping lol

- She's insane lol

- How many fake pings is this already?

- Fourth time lol

- The teammates are starting to get short with her, huh?

- It seems like they started looking at me like I was crazy after the RP briefing earlier lol lol lol

- Thanks to that, the atmosphere has become super chill lol lol lol lol

Don’t get me wrong.

It’s not like I intentionally tried to fool around; I really thought it was a real person.

…Does this game have a physics engine where trees sway in the wind?

It definitely looked like it was moving.

The farming time ended, and the time for combat approached.

Judging by the kill log on the top right, other teams were already engaged in a bloody massacre, killing each other.

That.

Made me nervous.

This is my first time participating in a competition, so it would actually be weird if I weren’t nervous.

I was wide-eyed, desperately searching for enemies.

Yoo Yi-seul said.

Just because it’s a level 4 backpack, you shouldn’t think it’s an easy win.

Find enemies.

Shoot guns.

Throw bombs.

You have to do everything, Yoo Yi-seul said.

To put that teaching into practice, I nervously moved the screen around, searching for where the enemies were.

But.

[250, 2 people.]

[Confirmed.]

Bang, bang, bang, bang!

‘arial5332’ has been knocked out by ‘Aim-Bot’s SSR.

‘Mitsuki’ has been knocked out by ‘Aim-Bot’s SSR.

[Both down, couldn’t secure the kill with smoke.]

…My teammates are too good.

When Pint and Baekjanggun, who are in charge of vision, spot an enemy.

Aimbot takes them down every single time.

This is tough.

If this keeps up, I’ll end up achieving first place without doing anything, which would be boring.

Of course, no team has been eliminated yet, but if the safe zone shrinks just once more.

Teams will start dropping like flies.

This can’t happen.

I can’t just die without doing anything.

Because.

[Mission Donation]

‘An Bichin’s Many Stars’ has set a 1,000,000 won mission!

Praise from Aimbot

The chairman’s mission has been set.