Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 91

Why do we get so passionate about the act of ‘gaming’?

It’s a simple question, and the answer is straightforward.

Gaming.

It’s something we do purely for fun, without any special reason.

But ironically, even though I’m currently gaming, I’m not really having fun.

The reason is undoubtedly Yui-seul.

[Ugh, you blockhead! Just aim and shoot, okay?]

“I-I did shoot…”

[Stop shooting like a timid girl and just unload all 30 rounds at once!]

And here she is, acting like a girl herself, but why is she only yelling at me?

Yui-seul’s training ground sessions were grueling lessons that made it impossible to find any ‘fun.’

The more she taught me, the angrier she seemed to get.

[And why do you keep dropping your weapon? Are you some kind of pacifist? Are you protesting against shooting guns?]

“I accidentally pressed the button.”

[Mistakes are fine once. But this is the fifth time I’ve seen you do it. Why do you keep pressing Q? Do you have no learning ability? Like your viewers say, is your brain made of tofu?]

“T-That’s just unfair! Honestly, this isn’t my fault, it’s the game company’s fault!”

In the battle lounge, the shortcut key to drop a weapon is Q.

Where is the ‘Q’ key on the keyboard?

Right next to WASD.

It’s the game company’s fault for assigning the weapon drop key to Q, which is right next to WASD.

[…I don’t even know where to start criticizing you.]

“Why? It’s a logical argument.”

[Most people don’t get confused by that.]

“I’m not most people.”

[!@#$]

It wasn’t that Yui-seul was spitting out punctuation marks.

She was shouting so loudly that the mic quality broke.

In the end, I assigned the ‘weapon drop key’ to L, which I’d never accidentally press.

And so.

I spent hours getting cursed at by Yui-seul while learning the battle lounge.

When the long, grueling training finally ended.

Yui-seul spat out words that could either be a threat or encouragement.

[…If you end up in last place during the tournament, you’re dead to me.]

“That’s unfair! I could end up last because of a bad team…”

[Shut up. Anyway, I’ve said my piece. If you end up last, you’ll pay me back for every precious second I invested in you today. With your body. I’m out.]

Ding.

And just like that, Yui-seul left the voice chat.

Hmm.

It definitely sounds like a threat.

Interpreting Yui-seul’s words about paying with my body, it probably means she’ll punch me if I end up last.

…Honestly, I’m not scared at all.

Despite appearances, I’m a devoted follower of the great Bi-chi, who bestowed upon me an indestructible body.

I’m pretty tough.

*

It’s lunchtime on the day of the tournament.

Normally, I’d watch Ayase’s stream all morning and start my own stream around 6 PM. But.

Today is a special day with a competition, so Ayase hasn't started her stream yet.

She probably plans to start streaming when the competition begins.

I thought about warming up by playing Battle Lounge alone, but.

If I become so strong that I can handle tier 2 players while being in tier 3, Ayase might be in trouble.

To protect the balance of the competition, I'll stop practicing here.

...Actually, I don't even know what to practice anymore.

I think I've gotten quite familiar with the game's controls, but my aim is still hopeless.

This.

It's not something that will change overnight.

Ayase hasn't started streaming either.

And I don't feel like playing the game right now.

So, I started my stream a bit early.

It was a stream I started because I had nothing else to do.

As soon as I started streaming, viewers began pouring in like a flood.

Two days ago, Ayase announced the competition members.

The rumor that I would be participating in the streamer competition hosted by Ayase had already spread widely, so I didn't need to explain to my viewers that I was joining the competition.

- lol

- lmao

- rofl

- The nuke has arrived lol

- The living disaster is here

- Hey, fatty

- I can't wait to see how this noob will mess up in the competition lol

- I'm really looking forward to seeing you get cursed at by your teammates.

[ㅇㅇdonated 1,000 won.]

How is this person tier 3? I really don't get it lol

[User has donated 3,000 won.]

Info) Not a human lol

[User has donated 1,000 won.]

Honestly... I think you should be tier 30, not tier 3...

The viewers who came to my stream just laughed at me.

Yeah, I knew I would be treated like this.

That's why I invited Yoo Yiseul, a top-tier Battle Lounge instructor, for personal practice.

[User ㅁㄴㅇㄹ has donated 3,000 won.]

I saw your match history, and you played with that infamous Excalibur Nuna last time. Did you personally ask for help?

I answered the donation question honestly.

"Yes, I personally asked for some help. I, uh, learned properly, you know? I think I can hold my own now."

There's no reason to hide it.

After all, our duo normal games are publicly available on match history sites.

And Yoo Yiseul is a woman, so there's no worry about rumors.

No one would dare to guess that 'Excalibur Nuna' is 'Yoo Yiseul,' so it was fine to be honest.

- Oh, that Excalibur Nuna with the nice voice???

- That Nuna seems like someone who enjoys conquering and dominating... hehehe

Kicked by the manager.

- What does that mean...

- You, get out.

- Don't cross the line with ordinary people. Just curse at the streamer.

- Wow! Divine power pouch jjueo jjueo wow wow wow wow

- You really cursed, you f***ing bastard lol

- Oh, but if you learned from that Nuna, you must have improved, right?

- She's not that good, is she?

- Nah, I didn't know either, but she's a ranker.

- Not just a ranker, but a top-tier ranker.

- She's a well-known name in the gallery lol

[User has donated 10,000 won.]

You confidently said you can hold your own, so you must really be confident. What did you learn?

"What did I learn? Well... first, I changed some sensitivity settings."

- ?

- Oh, settings?

- Settings are important, yeah.

"I changed the key for dropping weapons."

- ?

- ??

- ???

"She advised me to actually shoot after aiming..."

- ?????????????????

"Ah, and that. I also learned to hold the G key when throwing grenades, and..."

After that, I mentioned a few 'advanced techniques' I learned from Yoo Yiseul.

But the viewers' reactions were quite cold.

- Aren't those all basic things?

- The advice to shoot after aiming is just... lol

- How much did you not shoot before? lol

- Why did you even change the key for dropping weapons?

- If we assume the streamer is a beginner, it seems like you learned well, but how are you going to hold your own with this?

- Why are you raising our expectations, Tenryeon!!!!!!

“Why can’t you do it? Isn’t this enough to serve as a level 4 bag?”

As soon as the term “level 4 bag” came out.

The chat was once again flooded with hooks.

A level 4 bag isn’t even worth one person’s share.

A level 4 bag is worth 0.1 of a person’s share.

Blah blah blah.

Ugh, so noisy.

“Why are you all talking so much! Just wait, I’ll show you the delightful rebellion of Tier 3.”

- Hmm……….

- Is that enough?

- How long do we have to wait?

- Probably for the rest of your~~~~~~~~~ life~~~~~~~

- I don’t know about the rebellion, but it’s gonna be ridiculously delightful for real lol

[In summary, you donated 10,000 won.]

Totally useless

Bombs totally useless

Can’t even secure vision at all

Absolutely nothing

Level 4 bag

Tier 3

“…” Ejiya’s delightful rebellion begins, get nervous ㄷㄷㄷㄷ

- Ugh, high-quality rice lololololol

- Damn bastard lolololol

- That’s so harsh lolololol

- Just wait, okay? lolololol

- The fact is, that’s the fact

- The fact is, it’s absolutely true

- Oh my godㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Seriously, now that it’s come to this, I’m getting competitive too.

I’m a practical person.

Laugh all you want now.

That laughter.

I’ll turn it into offerings.

…

…

…

Maybe I started the stream too early.

There’s still too much time left until the tournament.

The followers suggested playing Battle Lounge to pass the time, but I refused.

If I open Battle Lounge here and mess up again, the followers will laugh at me.

I have to protect my mental.

With that in mind, I decided to kill time by browsing the cafe until the tournament.

There was a new popular post in the cafe.

[Death MAD Movie of Tier 3 Ejiya (+Reactions from streamers participating in the tournament)]

I don’t know why such a post made it to the popular section.

But still, I was quite curious about the streamers’ reactions.

So, naturally, I clicked on the post.

The MAD movie was nothing special.

[Gyaaaah!]

[Gyaaaah!]

[Jyaaaah!]

[That bastard’s hacking!]

[Gyaaaah!]

[Gya.]

[Gya.]

[Gya.]

[Yaaaah!]

Hmm.

They just made a song out of my screams.

- Lololololololololol

- It’s just a laughter bell lololololol

- ??? : I’ll do my part (actually said)

- Why did you make a song out of screams? lolololol

- How is a person’s scream “Gyaaaah”?

- Not human…

- Muttkyaaaah

It was a Death MAD movie that made my face burn.

But.

These damn followers sent this video as a donation to another streamer’s channel to collect reactions.

The streamers who reacted were all familiar faces.

There were cam streamers.

Professional Battle Lounge streamers.

Corporate and independent VTubers.

All of them were streamers participating in this Battle Lounge tournament.

This.

I don’t want to watch it.

Click.

I pressed the back button.

- Ah, why aren’t you watching this!!!!!

- Close it close it close it close it close it close it close

- I

- Rock

- I

- Rock

- I

- Rock

- The reactions are so@good, why aren’t you watching?

“Would I watch it!”

Why should I do something that would break my own mental?

“I’ll watch it after the tournament, after it’s over.”

- Lol, if someone watches this, they’ll think they’re Tier 1

- So, this person’s goal is to be a level 4 bag, right?

- Eh.

- No, the goal is to be a level 3 bag

While arguing with the viewers to kill time.

Before I knew it.

The tournament time was right around the corner.