Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 88
- Pattak is insane lololololol
- Pattak recruitment on.
- Looking for unpaid slaves @@@@
- Declaration to kidnap the sanctuary owner lolololol
- You, become my comrade! You, become my comrade! You, become my comrade!
The believers got all excited when, two months after debut, I officially announced I was looking for an editor.
It seems these people have been eagerly waiting for me to create a channel.
[ㅇㅇdonated 1,000 won.]
But why are you publicly asking for this on a broadcast...? Couldn’t you just post a notice and have people apply on their own?
The reason I announced on the broadcast, rather than posting a notice, that I was looking for an editor was to kidnap the owner of "Ezia's Chapel of Worship."
Of course, even if I had posted a notice seeking an editor, the owner of "Ezia's Chapel of Worship" might have sent me an application email.
But other aspiring editors, not just the owner of that channel, would have also sent me emails.
My top priority is the owner of Ezia's Chapel of Worship anyway, so there's no need for us to waste each other's time and effort.
I plan to kidnap the owner of "Ezia's Chapel of Worship" from the start, so that aspiring editors don’t waste their time on unnecessary tasks.
In that sense.
I set the bait.
"A new revelation has descended from the Bright Constellation. The revelation is to punish the sinner who dares to mock my broadcast without fear! As a fervent follower, I am willing to wield the divine hammer!"
- Here we go again.
- Ugh, that divine revelation again lol.
- Bright Constellation Noona, is that you again?
- Bright Shield ON.
- Bright Constellation Noona, unjustly accused because of Ezia, gets my upvote lol.
- That kind of revelation too?
- WWE starting.
- It's not RP~ It's not RP~ It's not RP~ It's not RP~
- So who’s the sinner?
- If you think you know who it is, upvote lol.
"The name of the sinner is the channel 'Ezia's Chapel of Worship.' The sin of mocking me in a video without permission! This sin is by no means light... The owner of the channel 'Ezia's Chapel of Worship,' please raise your hand and reveal your identity. I’ll punish this person first and then look for an editor."
- I knew it lol.
- Suddenly, the atmosphere turns into a confession.
- Translation) He just wants to kidnap an editor.
- He’s even turning hiring an editor into content lol.
- Owner of the Chapel, your life is about to change.
[User Ezia'sChapelofWorship has donated 1,000 won.]
Hand
- Oh?
- For real?
- The owner has entered the chat lol.
- Is this real?
- It’s real, post it.
- What are you posting where lol.
- Is the chat a YouTube comment section or something?
The bait was taken.
Fortunately, it seems they were watching the broadcast live.
Since duplicate nicknames aren’t allowed on the broadcasting platform, the nickname suggests it’s really the owner.
I asked the owner of the Chapel.
"Will you confess in the chat, or will you confess via voice chat?"
[User Ezia'sChapelofWorship has donated 1,000 won.]
Uh, it doesn’t matter. But first, what did I do wrong...
"Be quiet, and come into the voice chat confession room."
Soon, I started a one-on-one voice chat with the owner of the Chapel.
[Ah, hello, Ezia-nim!]
The owner of the Chapel was male.
Whether he had just become an adult or was still in high school, he had a rather youthful voice.
He spoke quite innocently.
[Wow... This is really nerve-wracking. How did that net-kama person last time speak so well...]
"Shut it!!! Is that the attitude of a sinner? You’re a sinner, you know?"
I can’t lose in a battle of nerves.
I declared his sins.
"You’ve committed two sins. First, you uploaded a video without my permission by clipping it! Second, you produced the video in a sloppy manner, severely damaging my image!"
- Isn’t this just a cutout? Lol, are you being this strict with a cutout too?
- Misunderstanding, no no no, this is also RP and WWE.
- It’s a kidnapping buildup, shh.
"If you’ve committed a sin... you must be punished, right?"
[…]
"Answer."
[I, I’m really sorry! It’s definitely my fault for uploading the video without permission. Uh, but the second sin...]
"Quiet."
[…]
"Fortunately, the Bright Constellation is a merciful god. Even a sinner like you can be fully forgiven."
[So, about the second sin you mentioned, I don’t really think it’s a fault...]
"Quiet."
[…]
"First, before making a formal proposal... No, wait! I misspoke. Not a proposal, but forgiveness, forgiveness. Before formally asking for forgiveness, I’d like to ask first… Are you currently working at a company or doing a part-time job…? If you don’t want to answer, it’s okay not to."
[No, I’m not.]
"Are you doing anything other than kirinuki activities…?"
[No, I’m not. I’m unemployed, actually, I’m preparing for a job.]
"Ah, thank you so much for telling me!"
- Why did their tone suddenly become so gentle?
- Leader, did your RP break?
- Sinner?
- Sinner (not really).
Right.
The conditions are perfect.
I was a bit worried since there are quite a few people who work at companies and do kirinuki activities as a hobby.
But if you’re preparing for a job, then there’s no need to hesitate, right?
I gave them two choices.
*Ahem.*
First, let’s set the tone.
"Now, choose. Either take down all your videos and retire! Or join our family-like company, Omnia Archive, and officially become my editor!"
[Hmm.]
It’s an offer you can’t refuse.
- It’s out lololololol.
- This is a straight-up draft, isn’t it lolololol.
- Do you want to die, or do you want to join the draft?
- Die or be a slave.
- Welcome to our family-like company, Omnia Archive.
- But they don’t seem very interested?
- Uh, why is the owner reacting like that?
- We’re screwed.
- Kidnapping failed…?
Huh…
Why such a bland reaction?
Ah, right.
I haven’t mentioned the exact pay yet.
"Pa-pa-dak is originally unpaid slavery as the norm, but this time, by the grace of the shining stars, a divine revelation has come to treat you at the highest level in the industry! A golden opportunity to have your sins forgiven and create a job! Join our family-like company, Omnia Archive…"
[Yes, I’ve decided. So, I just need to take down all the videos and retire, right?]
"...Huh?"
[I really appreciate the offer to be an official editor. But… I think our editing directions don’t align. Yep. Then, I’ll end the call and take down the videos right away.]
"W-wait, stop!"
This.
This is a situation I never anticipated.
*
The owners of kirinuki channels don’t just edit VTuber clips for profit.
They often do it for fun.
In other words, it’s a kind of hobby.
When you think about it, clipping and uploading the fun parts of VTubers you like is something community users commonly do.
It’s just that kirinuki channels have a larger scale and dedication compared to others, but the fact that it’s a hobby, not a job, remains unchanged.
Of course, there might be people who do kirinuki for profit.
But at least the owner of ‘The Chapel of Jia’ didn’t generate any profit.
The kirinuki channel name, ‘The Chapel of Jia,’ owner, Ahn Do-hoon.
He’s just an ordinary young man in his early 20s in South Korea.
There were two main reasons why Ahn Do-hoon blocked profit generation on his channel.
First.
He simply uploaded clips of Jia as a hobby out of fan love, not for profit.
Second.
Even if profit generation were activated.
The videos wouldn’t generate any revenue due to the ‘no ads’ tag.
The ‘no ads’ tag is a kind of stigma attached to videos deemed unsuitable for ad placement due to reasons like explicitness.
YouTube’s main revenue source is ad revenue generated per view, but if the ‘no ads’ tag is attached, this ad revenue doesn’t generate at all.
The channel ‘The Chapel of Jia.’
Already had the ‘no ads’ tag on more than half of its videos.
…Looking at the thumbnails alone, they all blatantly emphasized certain body parts, so it’s understandable why the ‘no ads’ tag was applied.
In a way, it might be because they edited videos and selected thumbnails however they wanted without caring about ad revenue that this kirinuki channel gained such popularity.
They gained popularity at the cost of giving up profit.
But it doesn’t matter.
As I said, the channel owner, Ahn Do-hoon, was doing kirinuki activities purely as a hobby.
However.
Recently, even he had a realistic concern.
It was the worry about employment.
He had no interest in studying and no particular desire to do anything, so he didn't enroll in college.
He was already twenty-one years old.
Since he didn't go to college, it was about time he started engaging in productive activities.
Kirinuki activities were the exact opposite of 'productive activities.'
Of course, as a devout follower who had been watching Ji-a's broadcasts since her debut, he found clipping interesting, but Kirinuki activities were literally a time-consuming hobby.
First of all, to find interesting clips, he had to watch Ji-a's entire daily broadcast from start to finish.
Editing a 2-3 minute video also took at least 3 hours.
The reason it took so much time was that Ahn Do-hoon was particularly meticulous about the quality of the videos.
Indeed, the video quality of the channel 'Ji-a's Chapel' was not ordinary for a mere hobby.
It wasn't for nothing that Ji-a had tried to kidnap the owner of the chapel.
In conclusion, Ahn Do-hoon had to spend more than 8 hours a day on Kirinuki activities.
If he wanted to worry about making a living in the future, it was time to stop Kirinuki activities, whether he liked it or not.
So, while Ahn Do-hoon was considering either quitting Kirinuki activities altogether or finding a new second owner to take over the channel entirely.
An opportunity to meet an honorable death had come.
Ji-a said.
Either quit Kirinuki activities or become her official editor.
Choose one of the two.
Surprisingly, Ahn Do-hoon chose the former.
Why?
Was it simply because he didn't want to be Ji-a's official editor?
...That was definitely not the case.
Ahn Do-hoon was an unemployed person desperate for productive activities, and he enjoyed editing and even had talent, so becoming Ji-a's official editor was a golden opportunity for him.
Of course, editing clip videos and editing long videos were completely different fields, but he was confident in editing long videos as well.
Nevertheless, the reason he chose the former was.
His feelings for Ji-a, that is, his fan mentality.
When he listened to what Ji-a said, it seemed that the direction of editing she pursued and the direction Ahn Do-hoon pursued were completely different.
Ahn Do-hoon was someone who produced videos very provocatively to meet the needs of YouTube viewers.
Ji-a declared this a 'sin.'
Perhaps.
Ji-a seemed to want 'mild' videos rather than 'spicy' ones.
Ahn Do-hoon wasn't confident in editing Ji-a's videos in a mild way.
Ahn Do-hoon thought.
If there was a difference in the positions of the editor and the streamer, the video could never turn out well.
For the sake of Ji-a's YouTube channel in the future.
He wasn't the right person to be Ji-a's editor.
'...But if I make mild videos, the YouTube channel will be ruined.'
No, in the first place.
If people wanted to watch mild broadcasts, why would they watch Ji-a's broadcasts? They would watch Ayase's broadcasts, which are a perfect upgrade.
He even thought about giving Ji-a advice as a follower, but he judged it to be presumptuous and continued.
"I appreciate the offer, but I respectfully decline! I sincerely hope you find a good editor and your YouTube channel becomes a huge success..."
That was when.
[Ah, please!]
Ji-a.
[Please become my editor, please! Without you, my YouTube will be ruined!]
She began to beg and plead with him.