Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 84
"Kooool, kool... Drrrr..."
Yoo Yiseul was sleeping.
Her snoring echoed through the massive hole like a reverberation, showing just how heavily she was sleeping.
While someone was completely drained from hours of conversation with the conduit, she was sleeping so peacefully like this.
It's a bit infuriating.
Hoo,
Haaa.
After taking a deep breath, I shouted at Yoo Yiseul above me.
"Yiseul-ssiiii! It's over!!!!!!"
"Kooool... kool... drrrr..."
"It's over!!!! It's resolved!!!!!"
"Drrrr... Call me... Yiseul unnie..."
"Ah, you crazy bitch! Please wake up, Yiseul unnieeee!"
"Oh, I'm awake."
"Gyaaaah!"
I screamed in surprise as Yoo Yiseul appeared in front of me without warning.
She's like a crazy psycho.
She wasn't sleeping; she was pretending to sleep.
...It's infuriating, but I still feel grateful to Yoo Yiseul.
Talking with the conduit must have taken at least five hours, if not more.
And she waited for me in this dusty, horrifying space without a single complaint.
It seems there's a cooldown for item usage, so Yoo Yiseul told me to wait for a while.
Ah.
But.
"...What time is it now?"
"12:37 PM."
"Shit!"
Damn, this is bad.
A whole day passed while I was talking with the conduit.
I didn't stream today...!
If this continues, I'll be dragged to the Omnia Archive and get physically modified by the Radiant Myriad Stars...
...No, I didn't.
Come to think of it, I streamed until 2 AM last night.
Even though I was tired because it was moving day, I forced myself to stay up until dawn because I thought I had to stream.
I didn't know it would help in this way.
Of course, I immediately re-streamed after 12 PM.
Re-streaming has become a sort of habit now.
So, my duty was already fulfilled.
"Th-thank goodness..."
I thought I'd be dragged to the Omnia Archive and disposed of in a mess.
There's a lot I want to ask, but I'm not ready to talk with the Radiant Myriad Stars yet.
By the way.
Since it's past 12 PM, that means...
[Chronicler's Duties]
1. You rest only when you're dead. If you don't stream at least once a day, you'll be forcibly sent to the Omnia Archive.
1-1. Once you start streaming, you must stream for at least 30 minutes.
1-2. You must achieve 1,000 followers within this month.
[Duty Completed]
2. You must create at least one new [Item] document per month.
3. You must create at least one new [Anomaly] document per month.
[Duty Completed]
4. Failure to fulfill these duties will result in immediate revocation of your Chronicler status and disposal.
- Chronicler duties are updated in real time. -
"Damn, this is a huge win."
"Why?"
"It feels like I got away with it this month."
I thought it was overtime work, but it wasn't.
The day passed, and the month changed.
This month's duties were already completed.
...But, this time, wasn't it the Radiant Myriad Stars who resolved it for me instead?
It seems they count that as a resolution too.
"So, explain."
"If it's awkward to explain, you don't have to."
"No, I'll explain. Yiseul-ssi... no, Yiseul unnie, I think I need your advice."
"Hmm."
A promise is a promise.
I guess I should start calling her unnie now.
Actually, saying it out loud didn't feel as bad as I thought.
In fact, I feel a bit sorry for using the stiff title 'Yiseul-ssi' all this time.
Yoo Yiseul looked satisfied.
I explained to Yoo Yiseul the details of my conversation with the conduit.
It didn't even take five minutes to explain.
"How is it?"
"Not 'how is it,' you summarized it too much. There's too little information. It'll take some time to rewrite the item. Since we have plenty of time anyway, just explain it in detail."
"That's all I just said. It wasn't that we talked for hours, but rather, we had a damn frustrating conversation."
"Hmm."
Yoo Yi-seul scratched her head for a moment.
"Hey, Ji-ah."
“What's truly important isn't that.
With her rough hand, she patted my head and said.
"Be grateful that I care for you as a human being."
"...Yes, yes?"
This is awkward.
So, this person is capable of such actions too.
Whether I made a bewildered expression or not, Yoo Yi-seul continued.
"I'll handle the Association roughly, so you just stay still. All you need to do is keep your mouth shut. What you saw and heard here today is a secret between you and me."
"Why? It didn't seem like such important information."
Actually, I didn't even get to ask the most important 'four questions.'
If I had asked those four questions and received answers, I might understand why Yi-seul is trying to hide the information like this...
But all I heard were half-baked pieces of information related to me.
"...Just don't tell anyone. I'll sort out my thoughts and tell you later, so until then, keep quiet."
"Not even to Mr. Kim Joong-hwan or Mr. Ye Jeong-hwan?"
"I don't like repeating myself. Don't tell anyone."
“Cooldown's over. Let's go up."
Her tone was utterly rude.
But the hand patting my head.
Was rather affectionate.
...A forgotten warm feeling rises.
*
Yoo Yi-seul looked at the woman with the large pink jar following behind her and thought.
'This is serious.'
Ji-ah.
She seems completely unaware.
Of how important she is.
And how dangerous she is.
She was already an important figure.
But after the conversation with that 'conduit' earlier.
She has been elevated.
From an [important figure].
To a [dangerous and important figure].
Yoo Yi-seul asked her, just in case.
"What do you think about that fervent follower who said they talked to you?"
"Well, the conversation got cut off, so... there's not much to think about."
"Still, say whatever comes to mind."
"Hmm... First, they're an alien, living in a civilization created by intelligent life, and they seem to be revered as a god by that intelligent life, and also..."
"...That's enough. Stop there."
Yoo Yi-seul was slightly surprised.
Even though she's fully aware, she can remain so calm.
A 'fervent follower' being revered as a god.
Doesn't she feel any dissonance about this fact?
Yoo Yi-seul wasn't the type to beat around the bush.
She asked her directly.
Couldn't you, someday, be revered as a god by 'humans'?
Then she made a face as if to say, what kind of crazy talk is that, and replied.
"What god? You, that's blasphemy. For me to be called a god, I'd have to be ridiculously superior to humans, but even you are several times superior to me right now."
"You?"
"Ah... I, Yi-seul unnie."
Her tone was utterly carefree, but she seemed to grasp the crux of the issue well.
I'm not sure what the characteristics of that 'Anum' race are.
But at least on Earth, Ji-ah wouldn't be revered as a god.
Because on Earth.
There are beings called 'Awakeners.'
If there were no 'Awakeners' on Earth, she too might have been revered as a god by people, like that fervent follower named 'Anum-Jihad.'
Her body is harder than steel.
And she has the ability to confirm all information just by touching objects.
If that's not omnipotence, what is?
There's one piece of information we can roughly infer here.
The phenomenon of 'Awakening.'
It might be solely a human phenomenon.
Otherwise, it's hard to explain.
Anyway, with so little information, it's all just speculation.
What's truly important isn't that.
Suddenly.
“…”
“Why?”
"Why?"
On the surface, she looks exactly like an ordinary woman of her age.
Why?
Her appearance is indeed outstanding, but that is merely an external characteristic; it doesn't mean her personality is sharp.
...That’s the problem.
Her, Lee Jia.
She should have gone mad long ago.
It’s as though she completely lacks a sense of reality.
Despite directly witnessing that enormous eyeball explode before her eyes.
Despite being under the constant threat of receiving the "Price of Blasphemy" 24 hours a day.
Her attitude and reactions were excessively carefree.
Therefore, this is madness.
She is clearly already halfway beyond the bounds of sanity.
Who would have thought she wasn’t a fanatic?
...Well.
Yoo Eseul also lacked a sense of reality.
Yoo Eseul, too, was not someone who thought in a normal way.
It’s quite ironic that someone immune to mental attacks is halfway mad.
Therefore.
Yoo Eseul began conducting reckless experiments that even an ordinary person, no, even an Awakener, would never dare to attempt.
In her mind.
It was an experiment that absolutely had to be done.
Yoo Eseul opened her mouth.
“The Shining Stars do not exist.”
“Huh?”
“The Shining Stars are not gods.”
“W-wait, hold on!”
“The Shining Stars do not seek knowledge.”
“Are you crazy? Stop, I said stop!”
Yoo Eseul continued to blaspheme the Shining Stars.
And finally.
“Lee Jia’s true name is Lee Jia, in parentheses, Vtuber, that’s it.”
She spoke Lee Jia’s true name.