Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 26

Title:

So, Lee Jia

Post Content:

Is the 24-hour stream happening today?

Comments (21+):

Right before ending the stream, they locked in that there’d be a 24-hour stream.

Why?

Ended the stream early.

So why did they end it early?

How the hell would I know, you lazy bum.

What kind of content are they doing?

They said they’ll do a “clear-all” challenge, so probably just various games.

Title:

Prediction for Lee Jia’s Stream Today.txt

Post Content:

Starts the stream by sneakily offering a prayer to the great Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim.

6 hours later: Starts yawning.

10 hours later: Starts hinting at ending the stream, talking about Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim or something.

12 hours later: Claims to have contracted a disease that kills you if you don’t end the stream, bangs their head on the desk, and logs off.

Ah, I’ve seen today’s stream already.

It’s honestly funny because this feels exactly like what would happen.

Never seen a VTuber who declares a 24-hour stream actually completes the full 24 hours.

Doesn’t breaking promises lead to bad public opinion?

Surprisingly, most people just kind of shrug it off.

Update: They suddenly ended the stream, saying they received a divine revelation from Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim to stop streaming.

That’s it.

This is the template.

This is the template.

This is the tablet.

The stream begins.

Perhaps because of the declaration of a “24-hour stream” made right before ending yesterday’s stream, a lot of people joined right from the start.

Fortunately.

No one mentioned the “Awakened” or the “abnormal phenomena.”

Well, of course.

Yu Iseul wiped out all the reporters, and the Awakened Association hasn’t disclosed my identity.

It’d be weirder if it got brought up.

[has donated 1,000 KRW.]

“Why did you suddenly end the stream yesterday?”

“Yesterday, I had a really, really urgent matter to take care of, so I had no choice but to end it.”

What was that really, really urgent matter?

“It’s personal.”

Meeting your boyfriend?

What?

Wow.

Get out.

Seriously, just leave.

Apparently, Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim summoned them.

It’s fine if you don’t explain.

Who cares what the urgent matter was? Alright, let’s dive into this 24-hour stream!

The fact is, because they ended the stream early yesterday, they’re obligated to do a 24-hour stream today.

This is bad.

The expectations from everyone have gotten way too high.

These people probably think I’ve prepared some amazing content or something.

In reality, I haven’t prepared anything.

I just started the stream impulsively, without thinking much.

“Shall we start by checking out the café? No, wait, let’s begin with a prayer. Everyone, place your hands on your desks and clasp them together.”

Gotta do what needs to be done.

Aaaaaaagh!

Surprise prayer ON.

A cultist forcibly converting viewers live on stream (no fabrication).

“Um, so, Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim, thank you for letting us survive another day, and also…”

At first, starting the stream with a prayer was just a part of crafting the stream persona.

But now, it has become an essential routine in my broadcasts.

Honestly, it feels strange not to pray before starting now.

After finishing my prayer, I immediately began the café exploration.

24 hours is a long time.

I need to stretch this café content as much as possible.

Luckily, there was something I wanted to show everyone.

“Some of you may have already seen it, but… ta-da! How’s this? I just updated it right before the stream.”

Whoa, this quality is insane.

Looks amazing!

Damn, that’s crazy.

LMAO

Divine pouch

Wow, the figure.

The café banner is gorgeous! Holy cow.

Stellar tribute!

Should we worship this?

Crazy Star! Crazy Star! Crazy Star!

The café banner designed by “Crazy Star” (Mitsbyeol) was completed.

The banner’s quality was so incredible that even if I had paid for it, I’d nod in approval.

Now this is what a VTuber fan café should look like.

Until now, the atmosphere had been way too dull.

Café exploration turned out to be fantastic for killing time.

Content with interesting information.

Content with random but intriguing tidbits.

And, of course, a variety of fan art.

But seriously, what’s up with the fan art?

It’s like they’re competing to see who can draw the most risqué piece.

“Did you really have to make them this big?”

These people…

they’ve basically strapped rockets to my chest.

How does a person’s chest even work like that?

Well, not that I’m technically a person, but still.

My outward appearance is human, after all.

It’s canon, though.

It’s accurate to the source material.

Lower your gaze and just admire your divine pouch.

LMAO!

It’s true to the lore!

Honestly, it feels like it’s been nerfed.

“Mutsbyeol Noon-na <- Instant like if this is a trap.”

Liked.

Liked while crying.

I have nothing to say.

Honestly, this is all the fault of Bichineun Mutsbyeol-nim, who designed my body this way.

Why did they make these cumbersome lumps of fat so unnecessarily large?

It’s not like they help me verify Wiki information or anything.

I have no idea why they bothered making them like this.

Honestly, I kind of want to ask them directly.

While exploring the café, I noticed it was already 10 p.m.

It was time to pick a game for the “clear-all challenge.”

I went to the game recommendation board and started deliberating over what to play.

“Wait, didn’t you prepare something in advance?”

“They didn’t have time to prepare because they were busy praying, ᄋᄋ;”

“Honestly, I didn’t expect anything.”

“Lazy? Just go to JiTube.”

The most viewed post was titled ‘Clear-All Horror Game Recommendations for Jia.’

Horror games… I guess I have to play one?

“Let’s gooo! Horror game clear-all challenge incoming!”

“If they have a conscience, they’ll play a horror game.”

“Horror games? Sure, why not.”

Well, I didn’t have anything else lined up anyway, so this works.

Horror games are great for winning over the viewers.

It seems like the perfect content for a clear-all challenge.

“??????”

“20?????”

“I was just joking, but they’re actually doing it, lol.”

“Trap! Trap! Trap! Trap!”

“You’re so screwed, hahaha.”

“Don’t be so dramatic. I’m not the type to get scared easily.”

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…

I’ve faced real anomalies before.

I’ve even taken knives to my chest and butt.

Do you think I’d be scared of mere pixel graphics?

Compared to the horrors of reality, horror games are nothing.

“This might just end as a boring speedrun. Are you all really okay with that?”

“We don’t care!”

“Is this some sort of power play?”

“What kind of overconfidence is this?”

“That horror game is ridiculously scary, though, lol.”

“Instant like if you’re hyped to hear Jia Noon-na scream like a girl!”

“Alright, since you all said it’s fine, let’s do this.”

Horror game?

Let’s go.

“I’ll clear this without screaming even once and make it boring.”

“GYAAAAAAAH!”

“Another scream, lolololol.”

“Wait, nothing even happened that time, though? LOL.”

“Why did you even scream just now?”

“No idea. Nobody knows.”

“Weren’t you the one who said you wouldn’t scream?”

“…Oh… Nothing really happened, huh?”

“Yes.”

“How many screams is that now?”

“30 stacks.”

“Delicious… Absolutely delicious!”

“This person is just a coward through and through.”

“Might be the biggest scaredy-cat VTuber I’ve ever seen.”

[MutbyeolNoonaILoveYou donated 10,000 KRW.]

???.

“I’ll finish this with a boring speedrun.”

[DeliciousSpell donated 10,000 KRW.]

???.

“Horror games are baby food.”

I take it back.

I completely take back my claim that horror games aren’t scary.

Which developer made this?

I’d like to have a word.

The horror game recommended by one of the viewers was absurdly packed with jumpscares—like, brainlessly so.

Of course, as most viewers expected, I’d seen plenty of VTubers stream horror games.

But this was my first time playing one myself.

Watching someone else play from a third-person perspective and actually controlling the keyboard and mouse yourself are two entirely different things.

Okay, just a little further, and I’ll reach the save point…

BANG!

“GYAAAAAAAHHHH!”

“Jikkiyahou! Jikkiyahou! Jikkiyahou!”

[donated 10,000 KRW.]

“Every time you scream, it sounds like you’re yelling, ‘Jiaaaaaaaahhh!’ LOL, I’m dying.”

“That’s a ridiculous stretch, lolol.”

“How does a human scream even sound like that?”

“A VTuber who screams their own name?”

THUD!

“JIAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”

“No, but why… WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY TRUE? LOL.”

“They’re literally screaming ‘Jiaaaaaaaah!’ I can’t, lol.”

“This person has insane comedic timing.”

“This person is just the god of streaming.”

“If it’s acting, this person is the GOAT of streaming. If it’s not acting, then they’re still the GOAT.”

Y-you guys don’t get it because you haven’t played this game.

I thought it wasn’t scary when I watched other streams, but playing it myself is a whole different story.

To be honest, horror games feel scarier than actual anomalies.

Two hours had passed since I started the horror game.

I was desperately hoping I was near the end, so I asked the viewers:

“H-hey, what percentage of the game have I completed? I’m almost done, right? Right?”

Normally, knowing the game’s progression would be considered a spoiler.

But screw spoilers.

It’s so scary I can’t take it anymore.

“30%.”

“1%.”

“5%.”

“Honestly, you haven’t even cleared half of it.”

“This game has four acts, and you’re at the end of Act 2 right now.”

“…You’re kidding, right?”

“Shockingly, it’s a fact.”

“This is the horror game you chose. Grit your teeth and push through.”

“But why is your progress so slow? This is supposed to be a one-hour game.”

“Because they’re playing at a snail’s pace, obviously.”

“At this rate, you’re gonna spend all 24 hours on this one game.”

“My ears are gonna explode, jeez.”

This is bad.

This is really bad.

I had no idea I was this bad at horror games until today.

But then again, when would I have ever had the chance to play one?

At this pace, I might actually end up spending the entire 24-hour stream on this game, just like the viewers jokes.

I need to steel myself.

I’m someone who’s dealt with anomalies before.

I can handle this pixelated nonsense without fear.

Don’t panic.

Move forward.

Advance.

Straight ahead.

…Wait a second.

STOP!

“JIAAAAAAAAHHH!”

“Nothing even happened yet, you lunatic, LOL.”

“They scream before anything even shows up, lololol.”

“Jiaaaaaah!”

“How is it possible for someone’s scream to sound like their own name?”

“Is this person made of steel vocal cords?”

“Keep that up and your throat’s gonna give out, you idiot.”