Fanatic Youtuber Who Writes Wikis - Chapter 14

The confession continued.

This is what I felt while receiving the confessions of the viewers.

The world is wide.

There seem to be many crazy people.

5,000 viewers gathered.

There is a famous saying by Jirobo that when five people gather, one of them is bound to be trash.

Oh my.

According to Jirobo’s logic, there are a thousand trash people on my broadcast right now.

It’s as if he is proving that logic in real time.

The viewers confessed to me their sins without hesitation.

[He stole toilet paper from a public restroom.]

“Why did you take that? How much does a piece of toilet paper cost?”

[I have rhinitis…]

“No, then you should have carried toilet paper with you all the time.”

There was also a toilet paper thief from a public restroom.

[The chicken sold at the baseball stadium was so expensive that he secretly took a 3,000 won convenience store chicken.]

“Isn’t bringing in outside food prohibited? How did you take that and how did you secretly eat it?”

[I wrapped it in tissue paper and put it in my pocket, and I bought a bucket of chicken and ate it openly.]

“How did you get the bucket? Hey, you’re not… right?”

[I picked it up.]

“Oh, you beggar! Even the starry sky would be shocked if you heard this!”

It’s embarrassing to call this a sin.

It’s not a sin, it’s just dirty.

[It’s been a week since I solved three meals a day at the Wellmart food tasting corner.]

“…Did you fill up on only side dishes?”

[No, I took two bowls of instant rice.]

“You guys are amazing, really.”

I only had fantasies, but there really are people who solve their meals like that in real life.

[I went to the buffet with a Lock & Lock container…]

“Stop, you don’t have to say anything else. In the name of the starry sky, you can be forgiven.”

[Uh… I came here because I thought I had committed a crime…]

“Taking away buffet food? Of course that was wrong, but compared to other people, you’re a nobleman. You, you’re a scoundrel. Don’t do that again. The end.”

Maybe because the impact of other people was too strong.

The buffet lock-and-lock thief felt like a petty criminal among petty criminals.

You’re being released.

[—]

“Why? Do you have anything else to say? If not, leave.”

[My pride is hurt… I’ll commit a bigger crime and come back.]

“You crazy bastard!”

That damn new kid

This is a real attention-seeker

The broadcast where the real host promotes crime Please.

Don’t do that.

I’ve never promoted crime.

I don’t want my face on the 9 o’clock news.

Fortunately, the only people who come to confession are those who are embarrassing to call petty criminals.

Not trash.

I think it would be more accurate to say crazy people.

Still, it’s fortunate that everyone seems to have the will to admit their sins and correct their mistakes.

Three hours have passed since we started the confession content.

I think it’s time to wrap it up.

“I’ll take one more and finish.”

The last sinner to enter the voice chat was.

The nickname was unusual.

[A gentlemanly pervert donated 10,000 won.]

[Hello, I’m a gentlemanly pervert.]

“…Yes.”

To be honest.

I can’t say hello.

A gentlemanly pervert, that makes no sense.

“Tell me. What crime did you commit?”

I’m probably a petty criminal anyway.

I don’t even expect anything anymore.

[I’m… an office worker who uses public transportation.]

“Yes.”

[My house and work are an hour away by subway.]

“Yes, you must be tired. Keep talking.”

[Ugh… Actually, I’m a heavy sleeper, so I always nod off in the morning when I go to work.]

“Yes.”

[For the past week, I’ve been sleeping with my head on the person next to me, yes.]

“…Yes?”

[This is hard once, but I can’t stop because I keep doing it.]

“Wait, wait. Time.”

This isn’t WWE, this is UFC.

“Hey, crazy guy, that’s sexual harassment. This isn’t something you should apologize to the many stars for, but something you should report to the police.”

[Oh, don’t misunderstand! I’ve never slept leaning on a woman’s shoulder. It’s always been men, yeah.]

“That’s even weirder!”

Aww

Kwaaaaaaaah, kick that new guy out

Who was leaning next to me? Was it you?

Gay, gay…

Gentleman, gay.

I like it, huh, hyung.

?

???

Sir

I suggested a solution to him.

“Go to bed early. Turn off the broadcast first. You should sleep instead of watching my broadcast.”

[S, honestly, it’s unfair. You’re a little responsible too.]

“…Did I hear wrong. Me?”

[Yes. A fanatic of a big-oil ping-pong fanatic, a YouTuber? How can I tolerate this?]

A fanatic of a big-oil ping-pong fanatic, a YouTuber, I can’t tolerate it.

Accept the guilt of making the broadcast too fun.

So the cause is Lee Ji-ah, right?

Lee Ji-ah was wrong.

Ask the stars who are shining for forgiveness instead.

“…I’ll indulge myself.”

?

???

???????

What’s a sudden indulgence?

“You’re sleeping late because you’re watching the broadcast. Then I’ll have to end the broadcast and force you to sleep. That’s all I have to say. Good work.”

That’s it.

That’s it.

I think the confession content should be sealed forever from now on.

I had a feeling that if I continued broadcasting from here, my face would really be the size of a door on the 9 o’clock news headline.

[A mentally ill YouTuber who claims that his race is ‘avid followers of the Starry Night’, causing controversy by encouraging viewers to commit crimes…]

…I wonder if the news will come out with a headline like this.

For my mental health and.

For the future of my broadcast.

I think it’s right to indulge myself here.

Is it because the confession content was a huge hit?

The broadcast has stabilized to some extent.

It seems that people are gradually getting used to my fanatic RP.

As a result of broadcasting diligently for 10 days.

The ‘Broadcast’ section of my wiki document has also been updated.

Broadcast

Personality and broadcast characteristics As expected of an [ardent follower of the Starry Night], her biggest characteristic is that she worships [Starry Night] by surprise.

Sometimes, she speaks without thinking and then bangs her head on the desk as a punishment for insulting someone.

Despite her high position as the ‘Omnia Archive’s Jeong Sa-seo’, she doesn’t seem to be very smart.

Broadcast Rules There are no specific broadcast rules, but insulting [Beachy Mutbyeol] is strictly prohibited.

Meme Gal!

This is what Lee Ji-ah habitually says whenever viewers insult [Beachy Mutbyeol].

She tries to use a forceful tone of speech in her own way, but the general opinion is that she looks cute.

Beachy Mutbyeol is a god and invincible!

This is what Lee Ji-ah says to escape the punishment for insulting someone.

It’s a catchphrase that shows her true colors.

It’s not that long since she started broadcasting, so the documentation is still lacking.

The documentation will get longer as the years go by.

It’s definitely good news that the broadcast has stabilized.

But, there’s still something left to be resolved.

Awakened.

How are you really going to resolve this?

Why haven’t I heard from you yet?

There are about 20 days left.

If I don’t write the abnormal phenomenon and item wiki within 20 days.

I’m going to die.

This can’t be done.

If I just sit there and do nothing until I hear from you, I’ll have neither food nor shelter.

Whether I cause a ruckus or protest alone, I have to become an Awakened quickly.

What if.

If I can’t register as an Awakened for one reason or another.

From my perspective, I have no choice but to trespass into the abnormal phenomenon zone.

It’d be better to commit a crime than to die.

That’s right.

I headed to the Awakened Association with the intention of causing a ruckus and protesting alone.

As I looked at the Awakened Association’s skyscraper towering high into the sky as if it were piercing the clouds, I naturally felt weak and discouraged.

It’s my life.

I have to do it.

Let’s do it.

Make a mess.

While I was wondering how I should make a mess so that even the higher-ups would come out,
a plausible idea came to me.

Let’s hit their heads.

Let’s hit their heads so hard that I could smash all the information desks in the Awakened Association with my head.

If a crazy guy… no, a crazy bitch appeared, wouldn’t the higher-ups rush out to solve the case?

I’m not brave enough to commit self-harm.

I think I’ll have to resort to forceful means.

Let’s receive the price of insult.

This is a necessary action to face the abnormal phenomenon and items.

So even the shining stars will understand me.

I entered the Awakened Association headquarters without bloodshed.

I shouted like a crazy bitch.

“Biting stars!”

“Eommi-ah, the archive!”

“Give me back my precious things, you shameless bastard!” “Nietzsche said, God is dead!”

Boom!

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!

Even I thought it was a bit harsh criticism.

As expected, the many stars who were shining understood that I had no choice but to act this way.

I wasn’t summarily judged.

Boom!

“Kkeu…”

… It seemed that the price of insult was higher than usual.

While I was banging my head hard while listening to the people around me chattering and the bodyguards running around to arrest me.

Wheezing.

Wheezing.

The phone rang.

I wiped the blood off my forehead and answered the phone.

“Hello..”

Boom!

“Kueeeeek. Hello?”

Jia, can you come to the Awakening Association right now?

“Who are you…”

Bam!

“Eww, who are you?”

[This is Kim Joong-hwan. I need to talk to you about registering Jia as an Awakened…]

Ah.

This piece of shit.

I should have called 30 seconds earlier.

Already.

I broke the information desk.