The Crazy Woman Acts Too Well - Chapter 174

"...."

Sooa suddenly got up and checked her chair.

The seat was wet in the shape of Sooa’s butt. It was because she had been sweating too much. Sooa was so nervous right now.

‘Ugh! What do I do?’

It was only natural.

Even Sooa could recognize that she had messed up. I mean, even a little puppy knows it's about to get scolded if it pees where it shouldn’t.

Just then, another manager chat came through.

[Manager: Sooa-ssi, fighting!]
[Manager: You're doing great!]

Sooa felt a lump in her chest. What is this? Is this sarcasm? Is it like telling someone who got 14 points on a test, "Great job, you're doing great?"

Sooa frantically hammered at the keyboard.

Tap tap tap─

[Soo Miho: I, this]
[Soo Miho: Please]
[Soo Miho: Just stop]

Just as she was frantically typing out a request to stop the broadcast.

[Manager: Hehe]
[Manager: I understand that interference might be uncomfortable]
[Manager: We believe in you, Sooa-ssi]
[Manager: Just broadcast comfortably]

─Manager Chat has ended─

‘You’ve gotta be kidding me!’

Just then, Sooa's phone rang.

[Caller: Deer Go Eunbi]

> I was short-sighted
> Thanks. I'll pretend to be appropriately embarrassed, WWE style, and take this situation well. I didn't know you'd researched personal broadcasts this deeply.

‘…What on earth is she talking about?’

In any case, one thing was certain.

Sooa had to continue this broadcast.

◈◈◈◈◈

Later.

Sooa played a bullet-hell game with her mouth shut.

Huh? Why is she suddenly doing something like this?

'This is all I'm good at…'

This is the game Sooa is most confident in!

It was a truly boneheaded idea that deserved at least three head-slaps - giving up on communication and just showing what she's best at - but this was the best Sooa could come up with.

[Why bullet hell all of a sudden?]
[????]
[I questioned my eyes]
[Is this right?]
[Read the chat, read the chat]
[Don’t ignore us!!!!]

But perhaps because she was too nervous.

─Death─

She couldn't even do this right. She kept dying.

"Aaaah, stop shooting, please…"

[?]
[Huh]
[Stop shooting?]
[Gasp]
[Stop shooting what?]

─Death─

"Ah, you're shooting too much, you need to shoot moderately…"

[O]
[Doesn't sound bad if I close my eyes and listen]
[I want to shoot a little too]
[So, is it okay to shoot moderately?]

Sooa kept playing bullet hell for a while after that.

[VTuber-nim, please….]
[Please communicate a little]
[Please do something else]
[Maknae! Get a grip!]
[Wake me up when it's over….]
[I'm going crazy I'm going crazy I'm going crazy I'm going crazy]

‘Ah!’

Sooa finally turned off the game after 10 minutes.

…Still, my image must have gotten a little better, right? I showed them a good performance, didn't I? After all, I ended up breaking my highest score.

Of course, this wasn't the highest score in the game itself. It was just the best of the records Sooa had set.

◈◈◈◈◈

Tap tap tap─!

After that, the sound of a phone keyboard being tapped could be heard.

Sooa was contacting Deer via phone.

[Caller: Go Eunbi]

> Are you intentionally burning the jeon?
> It's going along clumsily just as planned.
▶ Huh…?

‘What does “burning the jeon” mean again?’

Sooa just tilted her head, bewildered.

The viewers seemed to find that funny too. They laughed wildly just from hearing the sound of her typing on her phone.

[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Looks like the CEO contacted her]
[The maknae is setting the house on fire ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Sikarin must be at the emergency room by now]
[Wow, but Sikarin is so pretty]
[Maknae, stay after this is over….]

Sooa quickly opened her mouth. She had to explain.

“No, we had a good conversation.”

For some reason, Eunbi didn't particularly scold Sooa. Thanks to that, Sooa could feel a little relieved.

“Now I need to broadcast again….”

As Sooa slightly moved the mouse cursor toward the bullet-hell game, the chat window convulsed greatly.

[Uhhhhhhhh]
[Don't click that]
[We know you're good, so stop]
[Yayahyahyahya]
[Maknae, why are you playing a game on your first day?;]
[Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it]

“…Huh? You don’t want me to do this? Okay.”

Sooa quickly agreed.

[Thank you….]
[Thank you so much….]
[Was ㄹㅇ so nervous;;;]
[Why of all things a bullet-hell game]
[I don’t know if she’s malicious or mentally deficient]
[If you do that I'm going to poop my pants]
[That game makes me shiver]

That’s when it happened.

【ㅇㅇ has donated 3000 won.】
【Don't you have a PPT or something? Please introduce yourself】

Only then did Sooa remember.

“Ah, a PPT. That’s right. I’ll do a self-introduction.”

[She's finally doing it]
[Yeah, Miho, let's get to know each other a little]
[I really feel like I'm taking care of the maknae….]
[A self-introduction is right for the first broadcast]

Sooa didn't know, but Soo Miho's identity was quickly becoming "the young and lacking maknae." This was happening even though Sooa hadn't particularly intended it.

After that, she pulled up the full-body avatar.

[Wow, what's with Gumiho's body]
[Wow, fox noona]
[ㅅㅂ I want to be milked dry]
[She looks like she's really good at milking]
[I want to grab her tail tightly]
[Looks like that tail would fall off if you pull it]

The response was explosive. Sooa thought to herself, what? Is this a space with only kind people?

“….”

However, she immediately faced another problem.

When she actually opened the PPT, there was only a framework and format, and the content was completely empty. It was only decorated with cute fox characters, but there was nothing actually written.

[Name]
[]

[Hobbies]
[]

[Age]
[]

It was something like that.

‘Ah, that’s right.’

Sooa felt her head going blank.

Come to think of it, this PPT only had the format from the start. It was only intended to be used as a background. In other words, the answers and explanations depended entirely on the VTuber’s skills.

…Will I be able to answer well? I’m shaking like crazy.

Fortunately, the viewers took the lead.

【ㅇㅇ has donated 1000 won.】
【Tell us your name】

“It’s Soo Miho. The Soo comes from the character Soo (秀), meaning excellent. I’m the most amazing Gumiho. The reason my tail is snow-white is because I'm of the Arctic fox lineage….”

[Then I should call you Miho]
[Miho, your name is pretty]
[Miho Miho Miho Miho]
[Miho hi, shortened to Miha]

【ㅇㅇ has donated 3000 won.】
【Why did you start VTubing?】

"It just happened…? Ah, but it's so difficult. I'm so overwhelmed and I don't know what to do."

【ㅇㅇ has donated 1000 won】
【This crazy bitch is getting paid for her self-introduction, Maknae, who did you learn this bad money-making method from】

“Ah?”

Sooa hurriedly explained.

“No, it’s okay if you don’t donate. I’ll answer even if you just write it in the chat. At first, I couldn’t keep up with the chat speed, but now I think I can see it a little.”

[Kya]
[Daebak maknae]
[Yeah, that's right]
[Looks like you're getting used to it]
[Let's go cheap, cheap from now on]
[Let's do well, Maknae]

At this point, Sooa was surprised.

‘Huh?’

Sincerity gets through.

‘It’s different. It’s completely different from reality.’

In reality, no matter what Sooa said, it wasn't accepted because of her sharp impression, but the people here seemed to believe everything she said. What is this?

…Is it really just about communicating with sincerity?

After that, the reaction was mostly favorable, so Sooa could feel relieved. Meanwhile, the number of viewers kept increasing.

‘Now I think I understand a little. Be sincere.’

Sooa checked the chat window more smoothly than before.

[Tell us your hobbies]
[What are Miho’s hobbies]
[What are Soo Miho’s hobbies??]

Hobbies, hobbies….

“I’ve tried a lot of things. I’ve tried musical instruments and sports…. For example, soccer.”

[ㄷㄷㄷ Multi-talented maknae]
[Are you saying you were good at all of them?]
[It's not common to see a woman playing soccer]
[What position did you play in soccer?]

“Position? Ah, you mean role.”

Sooa thought for a moment.

“Um…. Was I the ball…?”

To be exact, her role was picking up the ball, but right now Sooa wasn't in a state where she could explain everything articulately. But unexpectedly, the reaction in the chat window was explosive.

[Ball?]
[You were the ball? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅅㅂ what ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[That's ridiculous ㅋㅋㅋ]

‘…Why are they laughing again now?’

The world of VTubers was chaotic and difficult because she couldn't utilize her perks. Sooa felt like she had returned to her past before she had obtained her perks after a long time.

[Miho-nim, you seem very nervous because it's your first time, but during RP it's good to mention your underwear color and three sizes. All other VTubers go through this ritual, and it's good to be honest with each other to become friends.]
[?]
[?????]
[Is he crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅅㅂ don't teach her strange things]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

The problem was.

"Underwear color…?"

Sooa wasn't smart enough to filter out such questions.

The only thing on her mind was that she had to answer as sincerely as possible in order not to disappoint the viewers.

"Just plain white...?"