Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 99

Chapter 99: Mr. Lena’s Land

The response from Mr. Lena’s Land came back late in the afternoon.

Coincidentally, I was in the middle of a broadcast, so I told the viewers I was going to get some water and checked the content.

“Nothing special.”

Along with positive feedback, I left my Discord ID.

After sending a friend request, I returned to the broadcast.

– For real, this is 100% something big.

– It’s taking a bit long… Could it be?

– Huh? It came! Moving, moving, moving!

These mischievous ones.

While I was away, they were backbiting and slandering me.

When I deny it at times like this, viewers tend to tease me even more relentlessly.

I responded in a nonchalant voice.

“Guys, what do you mean something big? No strange misunderstandings, please. I was just on a call with my boyfriend.”

– ??? It’s a relationship.

– For real, I’m unsubscribing!

– The viewers are dying while standing.

“Of course, my boyfriend is all of you viewers. Hattu Hattu~”

– Crazy, bossy person.

– Phew! I was really surprised thinking you had a boyfriend, hehe. Oh? But why can’t I receive calls?

– Honey, we agreed to keep our call a secret. Public relationships aren’t my thing.

“Then let’s go with a secret relationship. There are 500 viewers right now, which is just perfect. A secret known by just 500 people.”

The viewers were giggling and enjoying my playful response.

Since casually boasting about my figure during the mobile broadcast, it feels like the viewer chats have subtly increased.

Hmm! Is it just my imagination?

But too many overly invested friends can be a bit overwhelming for me.

I need to exercise some control over this situation for a while.

I can’t have viewers who are so caught up in pseudo-romantic broadcasts that they scrape their credit cards to support me with candy.

“Then that’s it for today. Surba, surba~”

Skillfully wrapping up today’s broadcast, I stood up from my chair.

The reaction from sitting in one position for a long time hit me.

While rubbing my stiff waist and neck, I just collapsed onto my bed.

“I’m tired, so tired. I should gradually increase the broadcast time.”

I’ve gotten used to 5-6 hours of broadcasting by now.

Then, I should challenge myself to get up to 7 hours.

With Pangea TV’s 10 or more hours of broadcasting, viewers still complain that it’s too short.

I’m grateful that I’ve been consistent with my broadcasts with no long hiatus.

“Hmm. But what kind of person could it be?”

Since it was late today, I decided to talk to Mr. Lena’s Land on Discord tomorrow.

Honestly, I was curious.

A voice actor, a celebrity, a superstar from the community, the server master of Lena World 1-2.

The knowledge I had about Mr. Lena’s Land was all fragmented.

Mostly, I had encountered it through the community.

I personally had never even watched the broadcast.

“From just reading community posts, it sounds like they have a bad personality, a poor mental state, money-hungry, shameless, and a style that can’t handle criticism.”

I couldn’t believe all of that as a community enthusiast myself.

Honestly, in the community… the posts in the gallery, I would say about 50% contain fabricated content.

But given Mr. Lena’s Land is legendary, believing just 50% of the posts would make my hands and feet shake.

Will I be able to successfully persuade Mr. Lena’s Land tomorrow?

For now, I am indeed aiming for the optimal timing when he is mentally quite weak.

“But it won’t be easy at all. Is it like hunting a wounded dragon?”

It’s definitely going to be difficult, but I must succeed for the future.

With a firm resolution, I fell asleep.

***

“Do you really think so?”

“Yes. Honestly, people have different areas of expertise. I saw you running the Minecraft server on LebitTV, and I really enjoyed it.”

Actually, I hadn’t watched at all.

At that time, I was a complete newbie to streaming, and just watching Lucy’s broadcast was overwhelming.

But, well… since it’s not costing me anything, what’s the big deal in saying some nice things?

I actively used the Discord call connected early in the morning to boost Mr. Lena’s Land’s self-esteem.

This task wasn’t as difficult as I thought.

How many years did I roll around in the field as a sales employee for a small company before my regression?

So soothing a celebrity’s whining is like a piece of cake.

First, I vented hatred towards a common target.

“Aren’t those company people frauds? Sure, legally there’s no problem, but they intentionally deceive people. That’s fraud.”

“…I’m on medication for depression again because of that.”

“Stay strong. You’ll succeed and show those kinds of people.”

The second step was filling his self-esteem.

“Anyway, I’ve failed twice. I don’t think anything will work out now.”

“Failed? You have way too much left to call that a failure. You do know who the top virtual favorite is right now, right?”

“…It’s me.”

“And you’re an active celebrity. There’s no such specification even in Pangea TV. Plus, it’s not a matter of ability; it was a scam.”

I would soon take the number one virtual favorite title, and the scam was due to the lack of intelligence, but for now, let’s mindlessly flatter him.

Then, the voice from the other side began to rise in pitch.

“Really? Does our Seoa think so?”

Hehe. I don’t know how long it’s been since our call that now it’s “our” Seoa.

Talking like this made me realize.

Mr. Lena’s Land is indeed a pushover.

I’ve heard that celebrities who dive deeply into their main careers, not understanding the ways of the world, easily fall for scams.

It wasn’t without reason he got backstabbed by the company.

Just a bit of flattery had him spilling everything—his dealings with the company, as well as experiences with the members of the Lena Universe Crew.

Wow! This is what a community superstar is.

With just a few of these secret stories I heard today, I could make FM Community burn bright for three or four days.

Truly, Mr. Lena’s Land was up to his old tricks that stoked the community before my regression.

“Will everything really go well?”

“I absolutely think it will go well. This server is going to be awesome! If it doesn’t, I’ll mine all the diamonds in the server alone. For real.”

“Pfft! Hey, hey. You’ll need a lifetime to mine all of that alone.”

As the conversation continued to flow, we naturally started relaxing our speech.

And I felt it.

Mr. Lena’s Land is really in big trouble.

I never imagined I’d find such a pushover in my life.

Despite getting hit hard in the back of the head, he remains unguarded.

I’m worried he might get scammed again.

“I’m too worried, so I should make the first move. How can I tolerate a walking golden goblin? Otherwise, it’ll get taken by someone else.”

With all kinds of sweet talk, I was able to persuade Mr. Lena’s Land.

In fact, I didn’t put in that much effort.

After all, Mr. Lena’s Land has the passive trait of being gullible.

So when the viewers all protested, he immediately switched to a streamer server back then.

I didn’t stop there and cleverly tried to probe.

“Everyone in the V-Live Crew, including me, wants in. Is that possible?”

“Of course, that’s possible. But you’re making me feel a bit hurt with your words, Seoa. That makes things seem distant. Let’s keep it casual. Casual.”

“Hahaha.”

In that friendly atmosphere, I discreetly poked him in the side.

“Then, could I possibly recommend a few people? They’re really good at broadcasting.”

“Oh? Who?”

“There’s a male streamer named Oh-ha, who mainly plays Battlegrounds. He’s really good at it and very virtual-friendly.”

“Oh! Is he the one who did content with Dalda?”

“Yes. I’m also planning to recommend Mr. Young-jun, who plays a lot of League of Legends with that guy. Is that okay?”

“…….”

I asked Mr. Lena’s Land very politely about his feelings.

Although Mr. Lena’s Land said to speak comfortably, accepting participants was ultimately the server master’s prerogative.

Recalling memories from before my regression, I had to be cautious about his desire for power.

“Hmm. Okay, but at first, I’d prefer to have only virtual streamers. Starting out with human streamers feels a bit off.”

It seems his wounded self-esteem hasn’t completely healed.

He got wrecked on the virtual panel, but interactions with human streamers, which can be said to be the main focus, might be a burden?

Still, since it isn’t a rejection, I smiled and moved on.

“Before my regression, human streamers did come in a bit later, too. It’s basically a similar flow.”

Bringing up Oh-ha and Mr. Young-jun was to put some debt on them.

They will both grow up robustly through Lena World.

In other words, it’s value investing.

That sparked a hint of greed in me amidst the decent atmosphere.

In that moment, the thought of Bluebee popped into my head.

What if I could use this opportunity to keep Bluebee out of Lena World?

I cautiously asked if it would be possible to recommend someone against instead.

“Seoa, that’s great. Everything’s good, but let’s not cross the line, okay?”

“…….”

A cold voice froze the air.

In that moment, I remembered my past.

Mr. Lena’s Land was the embodiment of power-hunger.