Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 85

Episode 85 INTJ

Oha and Park Nana’s chemistry was fantastic.

The vibe felt so genuine, like they were true friends despite it being their first time together, and both Battleground fans and Buttpicking Viewers genuinely enjoyed the pure fun.

Regardless of anything else, the most popular broadcast on Pangea TV was still the Bora broadcast.

The situational play based on Battlegrounds was really well-executed.

“But it’s a shame if it ends here after all this time.”

The content is undoubtedly a hit.

However, such results could have been easily achieved by Oha and Park Nana on their own before the regression.

Now that I was added to the mix, the result had to be above average to maintain face.

“And this isn’t the original objective.”

Build a friendship with Park Nana.

And additionally with Oha.

In fact, the method wasn’t that difficult.

“The best way to become friends is, after all, money.”

After all, streamers are people too.

If sponsorships pour in while streaming, their tension rises and they gain energy.

If I can instill the memory of a steady income that follows when I’m with them, naturally our friendship will deepen.

“In situations like this, I have to take the lead.”

Although Oha is a teacher, here she was the most Hakkoh and couldn’t help but be mindful of it.

Park Nana was in a position where that was entirely possible, but since her streaming style wasn’t about collecting payments, she seemed to be waiting for viewers to contribute on their own.

“Okay, shall we start the next round, students?”

“Yes! We’re ready, Teacher!”

“Wait! We finished a round, shouldn’t we have some evaluation? I want to know my grade.”

She quickly interrupted, shouting “stop!”

Oha looked a bit puzzled at first, but soon pounced on the opportunity, unabashedly criticizing both me and Park Nana.

“Seriously, how can a student throw a grenade at the teacher instead of the target? Park Nana, is this the right behavior?”

“I merely threw the grenade quickly because Teacher Oha told me to, and I think it’s more problematic that Teacher Oha fainted from being hit by the grenade thrown by Baerin!”

“Oh, no! What on earth has Student Seoa learned? If you can’t even distinguish between a 7.62 and a 5.56, how can you expect to enter a prestigious university?”

“Hold on a moment, Teacher. Our Chairman Oppa has something to say.”

[Seo-Ah’s Pouch donated 500 candies.]

– Teacher, you must be having a tough time teaching Student Seoa ^^

“No, really, Student Seoa has… has no problems at all. She’s an excellent student! Yup! A genius, a genius!”

– Haha? Oha’s eyes are glazing over.

– Is she trying to buy me off with this much money?

– This is the bribery meta lol.

As soon as the donation came through, Oha swiftly transformed and became biased among the students.

“Student Seoa gets an overall score of A! Student Nana gets a C!”

“Oha! This isn’t fair. I’m going to report you to the Education Ministry!”

“Haha. I think Student Nana lacks the basic respect for the teacher. Right? Her basic posture isn’t right.”

[Nana10YearFan donated 777 candies.]

– Teacher, Nana scored 92 on the IQ test, but she’s very kind and good. Please take good care of her.

“Ah! I think so too. Nana’s IQ…”

“I’m smart, you know! Fans keep fabricating claims that I have a two-digit IQ!”

“Yeah, yeah. It doesn’t matter. Let’s just say you scored 92 in the first round.”

“… This is annoying. I’ll add 92 to the banned terms for the broadcast.”

Once I broke the silence, the conversation flowed easily.

The charm of live streaming is its lively spontaneity.

From that point on, enthusiastic viewers naturally created the broadcasting angle.

– If Oha successfully blinds with a flashbang, I’ll donate 300 candies.

– If I fully revive Oha while fainted and sing more than two lines for her, it’s a 500 candy mission.

[Seo-Ah’s Pouch donated 5 candies.]

– If we both survive and succeed in getting chicken, I’ll pledge 1,000 candies for each room.

“Wow! Nana, Teacher has a legendary mission coming up. If all three of us survive and eat chicken, it’ll be 1,000 candies for each room!”

“Our Chairman is giving us 1,000 candies for each room too. Thank you, Chairman!”

“Oh, brothers. I’ll do my very best to safely bring our students home and have some delicious chicken for a late-night snack.”

When I struck first in my room, a similarly sized mission burst out in Park Nana’s room, as if she couldn’t embarrass the Main Base.

The reverse was just as true.

In situations like this, if one streamer receives a lot of missions, it can lead to an awkward atmosphere, but we didn’t have to worry about that.

Both of us were among the top donators in the virtual streamer scene.

Although it was still early November, I was currently in second place, and Park Nana was in first.

With missions pouring in, naturally, the atmosphere of the broadcast improved, and the streamers’ energy increased.

Particularly in contrast to our much larger candy support, Oha seemed nearly delirious.

“Ahhh! Nana, Teacher is coming. Please crawl over here! If you d*e, the mission…”

“Teacher. I think I’m done here. It’s too dangerous. Just leave me here! Sob!”

“Nana, what are you saying? How could I abandon a precious mission… No, a student? Huh? Don’t say such things.”

[Nana10YearFan donated 10 candies.]

– If we eat chicken this round without Nana, I’ll consider it completed, though.

“Nana, it was dirty to team up, and don’t you ever ask for a plan or painkillers again. It’s a shame, right?”

“Hey! Aren’t you the one abandoning students?!”

“Adios.”

In an instant, her abrupt shift to cutting ties with Park Nana drew laughter from the viewers.

Unfortunately, that round ended in fourth place.

With Park Nana expressing her fury at the betrayal, and Oha acting submissive, I suggested.

“It seems that Teacher Oha is feeling quite drained. For chicken, let’s show the fans some splendid service, Nana.”

“Why would I support a traitor? How pretty could that be?”

Even while grumbling, Park Nana couldn’t help but start singing due to the explosive reaction from the fans.

It was a fantastic song that freshened the atmosphere, which had been muddled by the continuous attacks from malicious individuals.

“Wow, this is Park Nana! I love you Park Nana! Milky-white Park Nana!”

Meanwhile, there seemed to be word of mouth about how entertaining this content was, and Oha’s broadcast, which was getting the most views among the three, had surpassed 1,500 viewers.

Totally unaware beforehand, Oha discovered this fact through a viewer’s shout and fell momentarily silent before expressing gratitude with a choked voice.

She said it was her first time hitting a thousand viewers during her broadcast.

“Oh no! Because of Teacher Oha, the atmosphere has suddenly sunk. We need another song. Seoa, do you happen to know this song?”

As we progressed with the content, the awkwardness significantly diminished, allowing us to drop formality.

I was aiming for a chance to build camaraderie with Park Nana, so I added the slightly cringy “Sister” to address her.

Then, Park Nana excitedly suggested we sing a celebration song for that crucial moment.

“Is this what they call a moment? I’ve seen this on FM Community videos quite a lot.”

Later, when Oha became a partner streamer and gained fame, a video often mentioned on FM Community existed.

It was about the day they first surpassed a thousand viewers during the Battleground Kindergarten content with Park Nana.

Park Nana did her utmost to sing a congratulatory song, while Oha was so touched that she cried on broadcast.

Now, I was sharing that moment with her.

“Yes. I know. I may not sing well, but I’ll give it my all.”

A legendary video that resurfaces occasionally, remembered long after.

If I could appear in this alongside Park Nana, it would certainly help create a positive impression on both our fandoms.

It was a bit embarrassing to calculate ahead of such a touching moment, but it couldn’t be helped.

That’s just who I am.

Yet, at this moment, singing with Park Nana, my feelings of congratulations towards Oha were genuine.

Now, as a streamer, I could imagine Oha’s feelings as she faced many viewers who were there for no one else but me.

A thrilling sense of being the sole protagonist of life.

Along with a relief that slightly eased the vague fear of the future.

It was truly a complicated feeling that was hard to express.

“I’ll really do my best. Thank you so much to everyone who came today. And to you both.”

Oha’s heartfelt sincerity surged forth during the intermission of the song.

They would probably refer to this as the original aspiration.

If Oha remembers today’s feelings and keeps pushing forward, she will surely find success.

I can guarantee that, knowing the future.

However, one thing… If something is lacking…

“By the way, this is touching and great, but when are we eating chicken? It’s getting quite late.”

“……”

The atmosphere immediately turned cold.

Ah, have I become the T-b*stard?

It was a hard day for the INTJ.