Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 83

Episode 83: Battlegrounds Kindergarten

Do you know the novel called “Romance of the Three Kingdoms”?

What will the world become?

Seeing the so-called ‘Eung-ae’ these days claiming they read the Three Kingdoms while bringing up things like TS Three Kingdoms makes me feel like we’re in the end times.

Huh? Back in my day, we distinguished between the true version of the Three Kingdoms and the alternate version!

A grand epic where countless factions rise, and heroic figures line up in a parade.

Huh? I know the Three Kingdoms is great, but why suddenly talk about it?

To answer that, I’ve recently felt that the virtual panel of Pangea TV resembles the Three Kingdoms.

Excluding Prika, which aims for YouTube, Decrescendo, Pocotin, and V-Live have found their own balance.

Unfortunately, the Lena Universe has already lost its dominance on the historical stage and has exited.

It’s at a level where only the name remains, perhaps?

Thinking about the once strong factions, I can give it a position like Yuan Shao.

After all, it was the most successful company before Prika.

Thus, the layout of the three kingdoms created without the Lena Universe.

If we were to assign each country and crew, Decrescendo would be the Wei state.

At this point, it boasts the most population (viewers), economy (Candy sponsorship), and military power (recognition, fan cafe, popularity).

However, in history, the Wei state was the first to perish.

Just like Decrescendo was before the regression.

As the Qin state, which rose from within, destroyed the Wei state, Decrescendo will also fall from within.

Then, where is the Wu state?

You could say Pocotin is more suited than us.

If looking solely at the power of the state, Wu was a step above Shu.

The gap between us and Pocotin reflects that as well.

In various aspects, Pocotin was a step ahead.

There were other similarities too.

In history, the Wu state faced many blunders by Sun Quan and his descendants.

Pocotin was no different.

Be it the Minecraft ‘Poco Server’ that will remain a dark history for the crew, or the blunders of Orikung and Hiyorii targeting new crew members, they have many self-inflicted disasters.

Finally, the last remaining is V-Live’s Shu state.

To be honest, it’s the only state left, so I just loosely fit it in.

It has a small population (viewers), is an underrecognized peripheral in the central plains (recognition), and has economic power that fell into ruin after a crushing defeat at the Battle of Yiling (Candy sponsorship).

Though I am carrying alone, averaging out the entire crew does not seem like an incorrect metaphor.

So what is the solution in a situation like this?

I want to find that answer through history.

After the Battle of Yiling, Zhuge Liang dedicated himself to internal affairs.

To counter the formidable Wei state and the unpredictable Wu state, he had to solidify the foundation of national strength (fixed fans) above all else.

He reorganized the laws (the crew’s hierarchy), enriched the national treasury through trading iron and silk (Bangsel sales), and ensured the security of the rear by conquering the southern barbarians (controlling the homebodies).

As I embody Zhuge Liang and govern internal affairs, a thought begins to emerge in my mind.

“Ah, I feel like launching a northern expedition.”

It seems like it’s time to declare my intentions.

***

The target strategy I chose was, in fact, Oh-ha’s “Battlegrounds Kindergarten” content.

The timing was just right.

I had been diligently managing internal affairs and the first round with the virtual Dada of Lena Universe received positive reactions, making it somewhat of a hot topic.

Additionally, upon casually checking with Oh-ha, it seems Park Nana also expressed interest.

So, taking advantage of the break day, I boldly approached Park Nana with a smooth attitude.

[Seo-Ah-nim has sponsored 100 Candy.]

“Hello, Park Nana! I’m such a fan. I love you, Park Nana. Milky skin Park Nana!”

“Huh? Is that really Seo-Ah-nim? Oh. It’s real. Just a moment, I’ll get the manager.”

I boldly stated my intentions through the manager chat.

And I actively put my feelers out.

To be honest, aside from Decrescendo’s downfall, Park Nana is currently the best honey jar among virtual connections available on Pangea TV.

All the virtuals connected with Park Nana particularly stand out even in the 720p generation.

Although later on, as large company virtual streamers crossed over to LebitTV, that shine may fade, but it was the best lifeline I could grab for now.

Park Nana: “Hmm, is that so? Great! I was thinking the same, and it would be more fun to do it with Seo-Ah-nim.”

Seo-Ah: “Yes. Understood. I’ll convey that to Oh-ha.”

Park Nana: “Okay, see you tomorrow. I’ll go sign up for fan membership tomorrow as well.”

After that, everything went smoothly.

Now that Park Nana had given her approval, for Oh-ha, who’s a small fry, it was a guaranteed pass.

I briefly discussed content timings and how it would be conducted with Oh-ha, then organized that information and left a Discord message for Park Nana.

Phew! Busy, busy.

Is this what preparing for a northern expedition feels like?

Huh? Now you say to tone down the Three Kingdoms concept?

With the remaining time, I dropped by the fan cafe, commenting on fans’ posts, and also watched Miho’s stream for about an hour.

Hmm, anything beyond that felt a bit tiring.

It’s a rare break day; I should also rest.

The next day, I woke up early to check the community, and it was absolute chaos.

– At 5 PM today, Oh-ha will conduct “Battlegrounds Kindergarten” content!

Is the guest Park Nana and Seo-Ah? What’s this combination? Do the two have a friendship?

ㄴOh? Haha, they aren’t in the same crew, but they’re doing this together

ㄴWow, the guest is amazing! Is Oh-ha famous?

ㄴThis is a must-see; I have plans with my girlfriend tonight, but I’ll cancel

ㄴHmm… girlfriend, huh? ㅋ

– Yesterday, Seo-Ah-nim joined while Park Nana was streaming, and signed up for fan membership

I had a chat through the manager; was this content decided then?

ㄴOh;; come to think of it, both are finalists from the Ugaidol Audition, so they probably have some connection

ㄴHmm? Should Seo-Ah-nim also be considered a finalist? Since she dropped out in the final stage, should we regard it as the 3rd round? This is a bit ambiguous

ㄴHonestly, if everyone saw Seo-Ah-nim’s performance in the 3rd round, they wouldn’t say such things ㅋㅋ She should definitely be considered a finalist

– I’m a Decrescendo fan, but to be honest,

I really supported Seo-Ah-nim during the Ugaidol Audition, so I’m so happy to see her and Nana together ㅎㅎ

ㄴI’m a fan of Seo-Ah-nim; I cried after watching Nana’s stage in the 1st round of Ugaidol Audition

ㄴSeriously, the idol declaration was legendary

ㄴDecrescendo and V-Live, let’s all do our best!

The fan strength of Decrescendo.

Fans felt invigorated and were excited by this unexpectedly fresh combination.

Although there were some sarcastic comments from those pretending to be the returning indigenous people, today, the Buttpicking Viewers proudly boasted their numbers.

Thanks to that, this content seems sure to generate buzz.

“By the way, Battlegrounds feels unfamiliar.”

I hadn’t played FPS games much even before the regression, so it felt a bit awkward.

But there’s nothing wrong with that.

After all, the content with a “kindergarten” concept, signifying complete beginners, was well-suited for Oh-ha, a former professional gamer.

Park Nana and I aimed to enjoy delicious chicken while receiving guidance from Oh-ha about Battlegrounds while teaming up.

Ultimately, just being good at talking on Discord would suffice.

[(V-Live) Exciting Battlegrounds Kindergarten: Will we be able to get chicken today?]

#Battlegrounds #Virtual #Newbie #Talk

Broadcast time approached in an instant.

I turned on the stream about 30 minutes earlier than scheduled, casually chatting with the viewers.

“Unfortunately, due to today’s content, I’ll skip the cafe exploration.”

– Okey dokey! So Seo-Ah, are you good at Battlegrounds? It’s my first time seeing you do it.

– If Park Nana team-kills, can we trigger a 300 Candy mission? Haha

– No-stop chicken mission, let’s go? I want to see Seo-Ah stream for over 10 hours.

Indeed, there seems to be many malicious missions in Battlegrounds.

Viewers were already geared up early on.

“Today is a rare joint stream, so let’s all keep things respectful, okay? When collaborating with other streamers, please pay extra attention to the chat. Especially if you belittle someone for making a mistake in the game… if that happens, I will immediately add you to the blacklist.”

For 30 minutes, I firmly established the viewers’ discipline and headed to the promised Discord channel.

“Now you’re here. Hello, I am Oh-ha.”

“Ah! Am I last? But I’m not late, right? Hello to the viewers in Oh-ha’s room and Nana’s room. I’m really happy to be doing Battlegrounds Kindergarten today. Nice to meet you.”

“Haha, it’s nice to have such energy. Hello, I am Park Nana, the leader of Decrescendo. I’ve played Battlegrounds for just over 100 hours, but I haven’t eaten chicken even once. I hope we can finally enjoy some delicious chicken today.”

As soon as the three of us gathered, we exchanged greetings and decided to learn the basic controls before starting the game.

Through screen sharing on Discord, Oh-ha carefully guided us by checking both my and Park Nana’s screens, starting from the settings and proceeding with a calm teaching pace.

The session was more systematic than I had expected, and the explanations were clear enough that even as beginners, we found it easy to understand.

“Okay, now that we’ve learned the basic controls, shall we move on to the actual game?”

“Yes! Teacher, definitely chicken, chicken.”

Is it finally time for the real thing?

This was the first collaborative content with another crew to expand V-Live’s outreach.