Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 79

Episode 79: I Caught You Properly

“Seo Ah-seong, da-it, da-it, da-i-i-i-it!”

“Bong-sik, you called me noona, right? Stand at attention! From now on, the mic is under my control.”

“No way, did Heavy hyung do this? Hey, mess around again. Huh? Noona? That won’t do. Show your ID.”

“Thank you, Ugadol Seo Ah-seong fan. Bong-sik, noona has already passed the Yoon-seo Law. Isn’t that nice? Let’s listen.”

“Uh, how old are you?”

“Yeah. I was born in 00. Call me noona.”

“…”

There’s a 9-year age gap between 91-born Buck Minam Park Bong-sik.

But I jumped in fearlessly.

I could tell from the subtle hints that the other party wasn’t being serious, and the viewers seemed to love it.

Ah, of course, not just in our room but also in the other broadcast.

– Wow, it’s been a while since someone chatted in Discord.

– For real, I’ve never seen someone have this back-and-forth with Bong-sik, except Limiani.

– It’s probably because Bong-sik’s stature has grown so much that people are cautious. Honestly, if someone showed up like that, it would be boring.

“Ah, dear hyungs. At this age, hearing such things from someone born in 00 is just absurd! This won’t do. Play the manager’s background music!”

Finally, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s funding ultimate move was revealed.

With a grand BGM, the Dragon Ball Spirit Bomb sets the background.

“Hey, fellow gamers, lend me your strength so I can take down that cheeky brat!”

– Ugh, dude, when I raise my hand, I look like a caveman!

– Haha, when I zoom in, I can see your rough skin!

– Bong-sik, I’m also born in 91, but if you’re pretty, it’s okay to call you noona.

In the end, the funding result was a defeat for me, with 37,833 and 40,352.

It was truly a surprising performance.

When considering just the fixed fans, it was like 500 against 30,000.

Thanks to the b*tt-picking viewers and the casual viewers’ support, I was able to keep up this much.

“Did you see that? Huh! When I… showed my true feelings, huh! It was over in an instant.”

As the battle couldn’t be resolved even with the Spirit Bomb, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, unable to hide his rugged breath, said,

“Okay, okay. Don’t call me noona anymore. From now on, call me uncle.”

“What! If you win, you’re still noona, and if I win, why would you be uncle? We should just call it even and go with oppa.”

“When Bong-sik was a soldier, I was in elementary school. Even so, oppa?”

“…”

In the end, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, who refrained from speaking, had a very bright face on-screen.

Why was he acting this way?

It was all for making money.

However, since the final candy count for the MCK Challenge Mission exceeded 230,000, there was no way to not be happy…

If distributed to the winning team, each person could receive 46,000.

“Okay, passed! I recognize 38,000 candies for Seo Ah-seong. Let’s continue like this in the future.”

“If someone hears this, they’ll think their team has already won. I’ll step on Bong-sik and rise to the top tier.”

“Huh? Eun-ho, did you just hear that? Seriously, don’t stop me today. I’m going to hit the gas!”

The funding for the competition mission was merely an appetizer.

No matter how much money was raised, the winner takes all in a cruel structure.

Bong-sik and I kept engaging in mind games until we dispersed to our respective teams’ Discord rooms.

“Seo Ah-nim said it’s been just over two months since you started streaming, right?”

“Yes! That’s correct.”

“Wow. But your speaking skills are no joke. I wish your jungling skills were on par as well. If I can’t win this time, I’ll starve.”

It was a bit awkward not knowing anyone among the team members, but the oldest, Mr. Ggul-tem, spoke up first, allowing me to greet the team members without any issues.

“Wow! It’s been a while since I met someone younger than me.”

“Is this really the time for you to be concerned about that? If you don’t change your spell like last time, you’ll really regret it.”

“Ah, seriously! Mr. Ggul-tem always has something to say only to me.”

The atmosphere in our team’s Discord was not bad.

With Mr. Ggul-tem leading, we each managed our share of the conversation, and Limiani occasionally went off on a tangent, but every time, the oldest, Mr. Ggul-tem, reined things in well.

“Since you said it’s your first team game, listen well to my orders.”

“Yes! I will work hard.”

Though I claimed to have reached the master rank, it was a period when I was really obsessed with games, dabbling a little.

To be precise, I was a local moving between Diamond 1-2, which is the accurate description.

Moreover, after getting a job, I had taken a break from gaming.

Even though I got back into it through broadcasting after regression, it still felt like there was a gap.

‘Actually, there’s also the aspect of intentionally slowing my progress. The gold and platinum tier junglers are the sweetest spots, so let’s take it slow.’

I had to maintain that tier to participate in Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s balance in CK.

In the League of Legends scene in Pangea TV, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s balance holds tremendous meaning.

Whenever Buck Minam Park Bong-sik hosts or participates in the League of Legends CK, he’ll be the first to be mentioned.

So, I had to make good use of this opportunity.

“Best of three. Let’s go.”

“Wow. Team, fighting!”

The game begins.

***

As the game progressed, I realized two things.

Solo queue and team games are completely different.

In solo queue, I prioritized my interests and played flexibly according to the situation, but team games were completely different.

Even if I took losses in the jungle, there were parts where I had to sacrifice for the team’s benefit.

Rather than playing reactively, standardized plays that clicked like gears were necessary.

‘Have I made three mistakes? It seems like more if I count the small stuff.’

Every time there was an order from Mr. Ggul-tem that was different from what I expected, I couldn’t help but feel a bit flustered.

Still, the good news was that Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, who was about two ranks below me, was my opponent, so my mistakes didn’t stand out much.

Moreover, since our team won, no one pointed it out to me.

And one more thing.

‘I seem to have less influence than I thought.’

I thought I would play actively because I had some confidence in my gaming skills, but it turned out to be just average.

There was a difference in jungle effectiveness, but it wasn’t to the level where the opponent would be singled out as the perpetrator, was it?

I pondered for a moment, and considering the CK members, it made sense.

With Mr. Ggul-tem as a former pro gamer and three players at the diamond tier, it would be funny if I, who had lost skill after regression and was unfamiliar with team games, managed to shine.

‘This is actually good. This way, I can stay in Park Bong-sik’s balance for a while.’

It’s impossible to be recognized for balance in just one game, so there would definitely be another opportunity soon.

“Great job, everyone. Especially Seo Ah-seong, it’s your first CK, and you did well, staying calm. If you adapt to team games, you’ll be breaking heads at Bong-sik’s level.”

“Eh! It’s all thanks to the clean main orders. The game exploded in the early game.”

“Recognized, recognized. The decision to pull everything into the AD carry was the best.”

“Mr. Ggul-tem, you truly are an electronic brain.”

“Haha, let’s move over to that Discord room now.”

Our team, enjoying the relaxation of victory, moved to the enemy team’s Discord room.

At the start, loud voices began to echo.

“Hey, you stupid human. Is it even sensible to retreat like that from the crab? Huh? Can’t you see this? The enemy jungler’s Q skill already went off, so we should have struck first.”

“You crazy pig. I pushed the line first at top with all my skills and engaged, so how am I supposed to catch that? Huh?”

“Then you should have called, you idiot. I already used my flash.”

“You should have briefed the situation properly. I was focused on the lane, and if you just yell to push down quickly, how am I supposed to know?”

“Ugh, seriously! Mr. Ggul-tem, can you check who’s at fault?”

The outcome of CK was decided.

2:0, a victory for our team.

But the content wasn’t over yet.

It was time for the ‘find the perpetrator’ segment, which could be deemed as a long-standing tradition of CK.

It primarily serves as a build-up leading either to capturing the broadcast angle or to Roland, the second part of CK, but sometimes genuine tension arises along with the concept fight, flipping the situation.

‘Hmm. This doesn’t seem like a genuine moment.’

So I subtly gauged the mood and prepared to capture the broadcast angle.

I expected to receive questions since I was the jungle of the opposing team.

“Ah, I don’t know. Quickly finalize the result of the competition. Why do the losers have so much to say?”

“Hyung! Why are you saying it like that? I can’t confirm anything until I find the perpetrator! Limiani, who do you think the perpetrator is? Huh? Honestly, tell me.”

“Our Bong-sik is really mad, right? That’s why you had to pick me out from the AD carry.”

“What nonsense is that? Between top and jungle, who is the perpetrator?”

Tap, tap!

A good idea struck me.

While the raging Buck Minam Park Bong-sik was there, I leisurely opened a notepad and started typing.

[Hey, honestly, the jungle difference was huge, right?]

– Haha, right, right!

[If I were the top from the opposing team, I would’ve wanted to block the jungle.]

– Hahahaha

[I was actually making many mistakes since it was my first team game, but I feel like we won because Bong-sik was my opponent, right?]

– For real, lol

[But it’s a pity. Now that Bong-sik feels a wall between us, he probably won’t give me balance anymore. It’s obvious that I’m better, right?]

– Whoa, haha, Bong-sik’s pride is gonna be hurt if he sees this.

“Ah! Who’s typing on the keyboard? Seriously!”

I acted surprised while hiding the notepad with Control+Tab.

In the meantime, countless cuckoo birds flew in, alerting Buck Minam Park Bong-sik to the existence of a perpetrator.

“Stop! Don’t move. Seo Ah-seong, you’re going to enter the broadcast now, so don’t touch the notepad and bring it up as it is. If you delete anything, we’ll review the playback.”

“Ah, no, that’s…”

In truth, it was a deliberately guided action, but I stuttered as if genuinely flustered.

Before long, Buck Minam Park Bong-sik, who had entered the broadcast, urged to see the notepad quickly.

“I don’t know! I only wrote the facts.”

“…”

The contents of the notepad were revealed on screen again.

It seemed like they were reading from start to finish, and a brief silence ensued.

‘Will this actually work?’

My heart raced as I anticipated Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s reaction.

“Ugh.”

“…”

“Ugh, ugh ugh.”

This is a bit scary, isn’t it?

Just as I was about to explain that I wrote that jokingly,

“Seo Ah-seong, you really messed up. What? You think I feel a wall from you? Seriously, you’re going to be locked in for every MCK from now on. I’m gonna see whose head breaks first. Huh? Starting today, we’re entering training for League of Legends.”

Half of Buck Minam Park Bong-sik’s declaration was mixed with genuine feelings.

I showed a perplexed expression while internally smiling.

Good, I caught you properly.