Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 67

Episode 67: The Bansel-Holding Girl

There was little time to hear thoughts on the crew formation.

Unfortunately, I had something more important to do.

I decided to present a light event to the viewers of each room.

Naming contest for the crew!

We decided to send a chicken gift certificate to the winner.

What name will our crew ultimately be given?

Leaving behind my short expectations, I had Miho and Lucy pack the mayo and sent them away.

Let the three of us bond a bit.

Only after everyone had disappeared could I proceed with today’s main event.

Before starting the main event, I apologized to my starving wallet, which had suffered through tough times.

“I’m sorry for meeting such a useless owner. You must have been hungry all this time, right? I’ll make sure you get a feast today.”

I might seem overacting, but honestly, nothing is as sensitive as the ‘money’ issue.

Once you start living independently from your parents and begin working, you’ll understand what this means.

“My recent expenses have been too high. I owe 1 million won to the workers, and considering next month’s rent and living costs…”

I must make a substantial earning today to plan my future expenses.

For the time being, no content that incurs high costs like concerts is allowed!

However, I couldn’t just do nothing.

“Christmas is just around the corner. I should at least produce a crew song video then. But that will cost more money.”

Money, money, money!

Ultimately, the world revolves around money.

The amount I earn today will determine the plans I set.

Aggressive investment and defensive actions in the short term.

To be honest, I want to lean towards the former.

In a month, Lena World will open, and I need to build my profile as much as possible by then.

“So, I’ll earn well today.”

This was the first official collection job since my debut.

Even if I receive hate, I’ll go all out today.

I paid for a sticker to use a streamer-exclusive item and bought “Send Mobile Notification.”

Using this item allows me to send desired notification messages to viewers who have favorited me.

I hesitated for a moment but put myself under self-hypnosis.

For today, I’m a money-hungry mongrel.

I gritted my teeth and wrote the message.

[Oppa, what are you doing today? I’m bored♥ Replay x]

A suggestive message to stimulate the fans’ imaginations.

Within 10 seconds of sending it, the viewer count suddenly began to skyrocket.

My current favorites count is 5,167.

I had a slight edge over the top-tier virtual streamer Prika members, and the only one higher than me was Mr. Lena.

– “Whoa! What’s this message?”

– “O-oppa? It’s definitely meant for me, right?”

– “Huh.. Seoa, you said not to send such messages; others will be jealous.”

– “Munchinryeon, munchinryeon, munchinryeon!”

– “Look at Seo Aryeon’s toughness ㄷㄷ;; You really went all out today.”

– “Seoa, you’re the one who flirted first. Don’t regret it.”

The chat room went wild.

In tandem, the viewer count increased at a terrifying rate.

The peak during the crew interview content was around 1,800 viewers, but now it exceeded 3,500.

“Really, men…”

It’s sad to think about it just based on gender.

But I understand.

I was a man before the regression too.

As I kept the crazed chat room under control, I changed the title.

[Seoa’s First Bansel – Day]

#Virtual #Stocks #Newbie #Talk #Bansel

– “Oh! Selling bansels today? I turned down all the sales applications until now.”

– “Unbelievable, Seoa’s Bansel, the universe’s first sale ㄷㄷ.”

– “Bikini Bansel, yes? Maid costume Bansel, yes? Bottomless Bansel, yes?”

– “What’s the price per bansel?”

A high recognition among virtual streamers.

The rarity of bansel items that had not been released before.

This was enough to excite the viewers.

I paused for a moment to build up the viewers’ anticipation even more.

And when it reached its peak, I suddenly executed the PPT file.

[Lovely Seoa’s Bansel Sale]

– “Haha? This is really something.”

– “Who brings a PPT to sell bansels?”

– “Seoa is the famous money collection expert of Pangea TV.”

– “Seems like she’s going to empty out the wallets of fans ㄷㄷ;”

“First, I want to thank everyone for joining lovely Seoa’s bansel sale today. Oh! What an honored gathering! Ahem, just kidding, let me explain why I suddenly decided to sell bansels. Please look over here.”

As I flipped through the PPT pages, it introduced the costs related to the concert I showcased during the Ugaidol audition’s third stage.

Avatar costumes, VRC map production, illustrations, video editing, vocal training, concert filming, management, and various labor costs.

It amounted to roughly over 7.8 million won.

– “Wow;; Concerts really consume money like no other content.”

– “I have some connections in that industry, and even with money, it’s hard to find manpower. Most don’t want to engage in work that would benefit their career, like supporting virtual concerts.”

[Seo-A’s Pouch has sponsored 1,000 Candy.]

– “I will pay the concert viewing fee.”

“Aah! Chairman, loyalty! Thank you very much. Actually, this cost has been significantly reduced thanks to connections. But sadly, it’s true that my bank account is empty.”

It’s embarrassing to disclose poor financial situations, but I’m a streamer.

When it comes to broadcasting, that kind of embarrassment is nothing.

And by openly revealing the internal situation like this, I could prevent those who might try to cause unnecessary drama.

For instance, saying I suddenly started selling bansels and lost my initial passion, or seriously framing me as a money-hungry person attempting to make me unlikable.

“The streaming community is wild. You have to be careful because there are plenty of hyenas lurking around.”

While maintaining that sense of caution, I naturally moved on to the next page.

This page presented the stock information of Pangea TV that I had recently purchased.

“Some might say, ‘If your financial situation is this bad, why not sell the Pangea TV stocks you bought recently?’ No, absolutely not.”

Bang-!

I intentionally knocked on the desk once to make a sound, then spoke in a solemn voice.

“I, the only pureblood virtual Seoa of Pangea TV, bought these stocks with the determination to bury my bones in this platform. This passionate heart for Pangea TV; even if I go hungry, I will not let go. Pangea TV, let’s soar!”

– “Haha? The grand performance starts now.”

– “Now you’re not the only pureblood anymore~ A newbie pureblood debuted yesterday.”

– “Not only are you no longer the only pureblood, but if you sell the Pangea TV stocks, you’ll lose two titles at once, haha.”

– “Last time, you sold without looking back, and this time, why is your tongue so long?”

Knowing that it would rise even more, I couldn’t touch the stocks at all.

Thus, step by step, I revealed the PPT materials I had prepared to justify why I would be selling bansels today.

By laying this groundwork, even if I did something a bit blatant and money-hungry, the viewers would be more forgiving.

“Now, let me show you the sample of the bansel I’m selling today. Ta-da! Everyone, focus. Opportunities like this don’t come every day.”

I quickly set up a thrilling background music.

Phew! I was a bit nervous.

I dusted off every bit of my empty wallet for today and commissioned the work.

I would not settle for an ordinary bansel.

To stay ahead of other virtuals, I had to spare no effort.

“First up is the Normal (N) grade.”

– “Normal? Grade? What is this, some game gacha?”

– “Oh! This is neat and nice.”

– “Looks like it was taken with the concert venue as the background; it brings back memories from that time, hehe.”

The first revealed sample of the N-grade bansel was on par with other virtuals.

Set against the VRC concert venue map, it was zoomed in on the top half of the body for easy visibility.

The bansel had a smiling face looking at the screen, with a V sign drawn with their hand.

In the lower right corner, the date, a small blank space in the middle, and a signature were neatly written.

“I will write the nickname of the person who buys this bansel in the blank space. The price per bansel is 1,000.”

“Next, I will reveal the Rare (R) grade!”

– “What? Rare grade? Is there really a game level system like this?”

– “Haha, what kind of grade-based bansels are there?”

– “Selling Daeseoa bansels is no ordinary feat ㄷㄷ;;”

– “Munchinryeon, munchinryeon, munchinryeon!”

As the sample of the Rare grade bansel was unveiled, the viewers were astonished by the unimaginable system.

Hehe! It’s not over yet, foolish ones.

I will show you what true money-hungry looks like.