Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 65

Episode 65: An Unexpected Character

I overslept for the first time in a while.

It seems to be the aftereffects of talking with Lucy late into the night.

As a professional streamer, I tried to maintain a regular lifestyle, but yesterday’s events were beyond my control.

When my favorite whispered sweet nothings over the phone, how could I resist?

After shouting “just 5 more minutes, 3 more minutes, 1 more minute,” I finally fell asleep around 2 AM.

Still, I should take note that we’ve become closer.

Honestly, I’ve gained some confidence now.

Hasn’t Lucy become closer to me than Bluebee?

I heard their contact has been less frequent recently, though.

But I can’t let my guard down.

Last time I contacted them, they were gradually preparing for their debut on Pangea TV.

Considering that I came over during the time when Lena World was in full swing, there must have been changes.

“Is it because of me that things have sped up?”

My head was spinning with continuously evolving variables.

It would be nice if I could reduce these variables, but the more I thrive, the more taxes I incur, so it can’t be helped.

I have no choice but to carefully plan while taking that into account…

“Ugh.”

When I checked the time, it was already 8:40 AM.

After a quick wash, some stretching, and finishing breakfast, I casually checked Pangea TV on the stock app, and it was up +2% since the opening.

Hehe, foolish folks.

If they believed and followed my words, they would have made nearly 10% profit over the past two days.

With this, the buzz around me will ignite once again today.

But even so, I still feel a bit unsatisfied.

So, I decided to introduce one more tasty bit of bait.

That would be the announcement of ‘Bangsel’ sales.

I planned to sell them after the crew interview content today.

Since there would be more viewers than usual due to the content, the potential customer base should also increase.

There might be someone asking why I’m making such a fuss over Bangsel, but the value of an item is always relative.

Unlike the Hakkoh transfer students who blindly sold Bangsel for immediate income, I’ve been resolutely rejecting inquiries until now.

Moreover, I’m embarrassed to compare my name value to those Hako streamers.

While I may have a short broadcasting career, my recognition has risen to the extent where I can stand shoulder to shoulder with named Hakkohs.

That’s already a merit in itself, but I’ve added one more device.

That would be a limited edition.

I firmly warned them that if they miss this chance, they may not see Bangsel for sale again.

Additionally, I expressed confidence in the quality of Bangsel.

It’s a level beyond other virtuals.

A limited edition with a premium? How can one possibly resist!

The announcement post began to receive a flood of comments.

Phew! This should fill the empty wallets of the hungry.

Today will inevitably be busy for both the crew and the wallet situation.

Having finished all the trivial tasks, I slowly began checking the comments from interview applicants on the announcement post I had written yesterday.

“Good. There are more than I expected.”

It’s mainly because Prika, Lena Universe, and Vtopia all have high name value.

I wasn’t someone to be relegated to a corner somewhere.

I had preemptively secured a solid fan base and had a decent level of recognition.

Thanks to that, many Hako streamers who were looking for a foothold applied for interviews.

In the meantime, comments from Miho and Lucy were mixed in.

It felt strangely magical.

Not only did I regress, but I also became a woman.

And on top of that, I debuted as a streamer and became part of a crew with my favorite broadcaster.

If I were to tell someone, they would label me a lunatic.

As I scrolled down while feeling that enigmatic mixture of emotions, the nickname of the final comment captured my eyes.

“Huh?”

At first, I thought I might have seen it incorrectly.

But even after several rechecks, the nickname in the comment didn’t change.

What kind of twist of fate is this?

I hadn’t expected to see a member from V-melody before regression.

The name ‘Mayo’ was vividly embedded in the comment.

***

Now I understand why it felt familiar.

Thinking back, Miho had applied for the customs inspection content suddenly, and that’s how I met her.

I had a brief scary thought.

Is it possible that the next content will be something Bluebee applies for?

Just the thought of it makes my body tremble.

Should I call it a trauma?

Before regression, Lucy and Bluebee were tightly linked in a sort of top-bottom relationship, so there are times I unknowingly get affected.

Phew! I really need to shake that off now.

“We’ll just wait for our turn. See you later.”

“Fighting, Seo-ha!”

Before I knew it, it was time to start the crew interview broadcast.

The two who were chatting moments ago stepped back, and the broadcast setup was quickly finished.

Meanwhile, thoughts of Mayo lingered in my mind.

“Mayo is really a streamer with a lot of stories.”

To be honest, Mayo was the second most favored and frequently watched streamer after Lucy in V-melody.

While my favorite is undoubtedly Lucy, can one survive on just eating?

Isn’t it sometimes nice to crave some snacks?

And I’m sorry to say this honestly, but Lucy is somewhat boring.

It’s nice to listen to her calmly, like a healing radio, but she lacks a lot of dopamine.

In times like that, it was Mayo’s broadcasts that satisfied my need for dopamine.

“Mayo has a lot of rare traits, you know. Such broadcasting talent is precious.”

Mayo was a minor, a top synecdoche, a yellow dog, and a persimmon tree… Truly a talent for broadcasting.

Bluebee, who had complete control over V-melody, found it most difficult to handle Mayo.

“Now that I think about it, before regression, the minor status was gone. I was 21 back then.”

Thinking about it, surprisingly, I was now 18.

An age that would flip the eyes of the child-loving members of the fanbase.

Ahem. Let me make it clear, I don’t have any weird tastes like that.

It was just that Mayo’s broadcasts exuded dopamine, and that’s all I needed sometimes.

“By the way, what should I do about this?”

I’m struggling to decide due to the unforeseen support from Mayo.

To be honest, I am tempted.

Miho is somewhat ambiguous, having been overshadowed by Bluebee and not showing much, but Mayo has undoubtedly shown potential.

This means it wouldn’t be a loss to include her in the crew.

“But if the number of people increases too much, risk management becomes a challenge.”

Many things had already changed compared to before regression.

What was calm before could become a potential incident now.

As the leader of the crew, I should be attentive to those aspects, but there are so many ongoing tasks, and for the time being, it’s already a bit overwhelming having just Lucy and Miho.

“There’s no choice. Although it’s a regrettable asset, there are other talents in the streaming community. Let’s proceed for now.”

Time had passed significantly while I was contemplating.

I hurriedly moved around to avoid being late.

[Recruiting crew members like a ‘family.’]

#Stocks #Virtual #Newbie #Talk #Crew

“Seo-ha, Seo-ha! The Stock God Seoa has appeared! When did Seoa say that no one bought full shares of Pangea TV on Friday?”

– lol? Starting off pissy, huh

– Seriously, it’s absurd. I’m struggling with the financial statements, and meanwhile Seoa seems to have all the luck…

– Oh, great Seoa, may I join tomorrow? I won’t doubt anymore.

– Wow! I trusted Seoa and bought 10 shares, it’s great~ I earned enough for chicken and pizza.

Thanks to Pangea TV’s stock rising today, the mood is fiery from the start.

The number of viewers slowly rises.

Before I knew it, it exceeded a thousand.

“This is not a bad start for a weekday at 5 PM.”

It would surely increase by the time we officially started the content.

Feeling reassured that I still maintain buzz, I explained to the fans my intent to form a crew before starting the content.

“As I explained before, I think there are limits to doing a broadcast alone. If it’s a leisurely hobby broadcast done solo, that might be one thing, but honestly, I have desires. I want to scale the size of the broadcast and diversify the content… To achieve that, I can’t hide my belief that a crew is necessary.”

– Having a crew would definitely be nice; we wouldn’t have to worry about the number of people for the content.

– For real, for large content support the up number is essential, and having a crew helps with fire support; there are many advantages.

– So, Seoa is the crew leader, right? How about a stock club concept? To join, one must hold 100 shares of Pangea TV.

– If a crew is formed, let’s make a cafe too! A real cafe is golden; even the cafe exploration can easily take an hour, so there’s no need to rack your brains for content.

The majority of the viewers were positively inclined towards forming a crew.

As mentioned in the chat, there were truly many advantages to having a crew.

However, there were still cases where viewers expressed unhappiness, usually because they didn’t like a member they were joining the crew with.

“In that regard, Lucy gets a free pass. I’ve been crafting a favorable impression of her from early on and continued to feed it to the viewers.”

Right now, there would likely be a considerable number of people who have both Lucy waiting for an interview and my broadcast open at the same time.

While Miho may not reach that extent, if she joins, it would undoubtedly be a situation with plenty of support.

Thanks to the steady preparation, all indicators were pointing positively.

“Alright. Let’s make today great as well.”

Today’s broadcast begins.