Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 44

Episode 44: Seo-Ah’s Broadcast Is Peaceful

Seo-Ah’s Pouch.

Originally, their nickname was “Empty Wallet,” and they have been a viewer for 8 years in live broadcasting.

The reason they first encountered live broadcasting was simple.

They joined a next cafe to get tips for their favorite game, and upon hearing about a streamer who did live broadcasts for that game, they sought out Pangea TV.

The first live stream they encountered was quite refreshing.

The streamer, who was among the top-ranked players in the game, shared all kinds of interesting stories while providing useful tips, and since most of the viewers were players of that game, they could feel a sense of empathy while chatting.

Thus, Empty Wallet became immersed in live broadcasting.

Initially, they focused mainly on game broadcasts but later explored various types, including what is called “Bora” (Visible Radio), cam streams, Durahan, and so on.

Starting in year 4, they even began going on expeditions to LebitTV.

They watch any broadcast just for the fun of it.

Then, they encountered a thing called virtual broadcasting on LebitTV.

Even as someone with considerable experience in live broadcasting, it was a very intriguing experience.

I mean, an animated character moving and broadcasting!

For a time, they primarily watched the large corporate virtual broadcasts on LebitTV.

However, that time didn’t last long.

As someone already accustomed to stimulating dopamine broadcasts, they found the ‘idol’ concept restrictive, and the more subdued broadcasts didn’t match their taste.

Furthermore, the fandom there was too large, making it unsuitable for Empty Wallet’s secret hobbies.

So, they neatly gave up and returned to Pangea TV.

But why was that?

They kept thinking about virtual broadcasts.

However, there were no virtual streamers on Pangea TV, and at LebitTV, which they reluctantly returned to, they couldn’t find a broadcast that suited their preferences.

Had they watched live broadcasting for too long?

It was around the time they started to feel a bit bored.

[(Newbie) Debut Broadcast is All-In on Pangea TV]

#Newbie #Stocks #Virtual #Talk

With an unimaginable title, the broadcast began.

They were surprised to see a virtual streamer they had never encountered before on Pangea TV.

They were shocked again when the streamer boldly invested 15 million won in Pangea TV stocks.

Just watching it was enough to send dopamine rushing.

How long had it been since they had seen a broadcast like this?

Since it was a debut broadcast, even though they didn’t donate much, they quickly earned a chairman position.

After that, they continued to donate moderately and kept an eye on the streamer ‘Seo-A.’

Streamer Seo-A was a being that shattered the common sense of Empty Wallet, who had been a viewer for 8 years.

The striking debut was surprising, but their skillful way of handling viewers and their ability to know when to connect and disconnect at the right moments was hard to believe for a live broadcasting novice.

Could it be that they had reincarnated in the virtual industry?

However, among the virtual streamers at LebitTV, they had never seen a voice and broadcasting presence like this.

If they weren’t reincarnated, could they be a born broadcasting genius?

The first collaborative content with Mr. Young-jun.

A powerful dance stage showcased during Sayoh’s exploration stream.

The way they skillfully captivated the viewers and always prepared thoroughly for the broadcast showed a professional attitude.

Streamer Seo-A’s broadcast not only brought dopamine but also left Empty Wallet in awe; their mature demeanor for a 23-year-old naturally drew attention.

Ah, could this be what is meant by a simmering broth?

That feeling soared even higher after going through the first stage of the Ugadol Audition.

On that day, they shone the brightest among the 41 applicants in Group A.

Of course, the next day, there was an impactful stage in Group B, which dimmed the shine a bit, but it was enough to make Empty Wallet’s heart race.

Love feelings? I swear, it’s nothing like that.

What kind of love would you have with a 23-year-old? Rather, it was closer to the fan feelings of thinking about an idol.

I hope a streamer with such talent and effort succeeds.

They never understood their friends who liked and supported girl groups during school days, but perhaps this is that feeling?

[‘Seojume’s Locking the Door’ – Today’s Enthusiastic Fan Management Begins]

#Ugadol #Virtual #Stocks #Newbie

Today as well, at the announced time, the broadcast turned on diligently.

Just the title of the broadcast already gave a feeling that something unusual was happening.

Enthusiastic fan management, it piqued interest more than usual.

Even though there might be people who don’t, generally, enthusiastic fans are attention-seekers who desire the streamer’s interest.

Therefore, today again, Empty Wallet sat in front of the broadcast expecting dopamine, ready for Streamer Seo-A’s show.

Suddenly, a shocking remark struck their frontal lobe.

“I have a question, but are you perhaps an enthusiastic fan because you’re watching my broadcast regularly in hopes of being sold? Wow, that’s disgusting and filthy.”

“…….”

This wasn’t the kind of dopamine they were expecting.

Empty Wallet’s eyes, looking at the broadcast through the monitor, began to tremble.

***

-What?

-What the hell did I just hear?

-I’m suddenly so scared; what’s with the hate towards enthusiastic fans?;;

-So this announcement about enthusiastic fan management is this?

The viewers were shocked by the unexpected comment.

But I didn’t stop there.

“Did you think that if you sponsored me candy, I would be happy and praise you for doing well? You really have no sense of the atmosphere, like a total loser. I don’t even want to talk, so can you just leave? You pathetic person.”

A low, threatening voice filled with emotions.

Soon, the viewers’ chat was in utter chaos.

And at that moment, the concerned party responded.

[Child Who Wants to Sell has sponsored 500 candies.]

-Seo-A great, also please read that line below!

“Excuse me, Child Who Wants to Sell, I respect your tastes, but I’m not someone who reads such sad lines, you know? Seriously, is there anyone who puts together a collection of sad lines for the main program?!”

[Child Who Wants to Sell has sponsored 500 candies.]

-Do it!

“Ugh! Listening to such sadness while laughing is really making me feel bad. I think I get why you’re holed up in your room with your computer without a partner. Ugh… Please don’t touch me. I have to wash my hands.”

[Child Who Wants to Sell has sponsored 1000 candies.]

-Can you possibly make a recording file of that and sell it like a Bangsel?

“Hey! You’re dead! Just do the first part! Exactly!”

-Haha, was that last line sad too? Or was it genuine?

-Look at Seo-A respecting tastes, haha! Since they respect me, the candy sponsorship skyrockets; they quickly rose to 17th!

-This is Seo-A’s enthusiastic fan management, wow;;

As soon as they entered the 20th place of enthusiastic fans, they saw something unexpected.

But they seemed to have responded well.

The viewers’ reactions were good, and they received the candy sponsorship sweetly.

Indeed, enthusiastic fans are generally attention seekers.

Once they feel they’re getting some attention and being treated better, the candy sponsorship starts to ramp up.

Soon, it was the turn for 19th place.

“Next is Seo-A is M-taemelo. Ah! So it was a subscription nickname. The original nickname is Hairy Captain… Oh! This person seems to have a lot of other women in their enthusiastic fan list.”

-Gasp!

-Are those women pretty? I’m going to take a quick look at them, haha!

-Look at Seo-Aryeon being jealous, wow;;

M-taemelo’s broadcast list was filled with reverse fans of other female streamers.

Here, reverse fans refer to the action of a streamer joining as a fan of the viewer.

Like in Bangsel, how impressive would it be to fill your own enthusiastic fan list with famous streamers?

There were quite a few viewers who sponsored candy to famous streamers for show-off purposes and went around receiving reverse fan statuses.

[Seo-A is M-taemelo has sponsored 100 candies.]

-If I don’t have lewd thoughts while watching a female cam stream, my hair will disappear, boo hoo!

“Hey, even elementary school kids wouldn’t believe such superstition anymore. I can’t have that; you need to get hit.”

[Seo-A is M-taemelo has been banned from chatting for 5 minutes.]

“M-taemelo, later we’re going to have a day for catching reverse fans and a roulette event, so be prepared to change your reverse fan president to me. If you can’t, I’ll pull out all your remaining hair!”

-The ban is in place, and I can’t respond, and there’s even a threat, wow;;

-Today, Seo-A’s personality is fully explosive, haha!

-I don’t care as long as it’s not me~

18th, 17th, and 16th places weren’t in the broadcast today, so they passed naturally.

15th place changed their nickname to Seo-A’s Samgyeopsal, so they complimented that.

However, Samgyeopsal? That’s a bit…

[Seo-A’s Samgyeopsal has sponsored 500 candies.]

-This is the nickname usage fee. *Bows politely*

“Okay! I’ll let it slide this time. This is a subscription fee, so please make monthly donations for the nickname usage. Oki?”

-Collecting genius Seo-A class!

-This is almost candy theft on a level that even the devil would cry, haha!

While having a cheerful back-and-forth with the viewers, they quickly moved up to the upper ranks of enthusiastic fans.

6th place, Ugadol Seo-A’s Land, seemed to be new and were gently encouraged.

They just came in recently, but already being in 6th place means they need to be nurtured carefully.

5th place, Virtual Like, refused to wear a fan nickname again, declaring themselves a Buttugi, like a warrior of independence, so they served them a special 10-minute chat ban.

Just in case their taste could be similar to Child Who Wants to Sell, they read a short sad line.

4th place, Mr./Ms. Boston Seo-A, had a clean broadcast.

However, there was a long English sentence written in the broadcast introduction, so they quickly made an escape.

The viewers teased them for being unable to speak English properly or for being a Persimmon Tree.

I raised a finger to the screen lightly.

“Oh, oh! Why is the facial recognition suddenly acting up? Guys, it seems there’s a program error. I raised my index finger, but suddenly another finger is up. Why is this happening?”

-Haha? Did you just give a finger to the viewers?

-Seo-A’s personality has hit rock bottom now; I’m sending this to the community’s hot post!

3rd place, Mr./Ms. Seo-A’s House Is On Fire, wasn’t in the broadcast, and Vice President Seo-A Broadcast was maintaining a clean broadcast, saying there was no backbone like them, so just manage it well in the chat.

So, I once again raised my finger.

“Wow, lots of errors today. Ahem!”

Lastly, it was time for this broadcast’s climax, my broadcast’s chairman, Seo-A’s Pouch.

I cautiously accessed the broadcast.

And I was taken aback.

“Whoa, whoa? Chairman, is your list of enthusiastic fans right now?”

Seo-A’s Pouch also had a fan club list filled with reverse fans.

However, compared to M-taemelo earlier, the level was different.

Among female streamers, not just any names but recognizable names were packed as enthusiastic fans, even with Buck Minam Park Bong-sik and Kim Hak-do’s names adorning the ranks of large company streamers.

Was that all?

In the bulletin board, there were rows of sexy posed Bangsels sent by female streamers.

My brain started running at maximum output.

In about a second.

I adjusted my voice as much as possible and said,

“Our great Soooon… I mean, our chairman is always the best, the best! You know Seo-A truly, truly likes you, right? Yes~!”

To look as cute as possible, I raised my finger and poked my cheek.

At that, Vice President Seo-A Broadcast sent an anger-laced sponsorship message.

[Seo-A Broadcast has sponsored 18 candies.]

-You said there’s a program error making the index finger go up instead? Why is it suddenly normal now?

[Seo-A Broadcast has been banned from chatting for 3 minutes.]

“Ah-ha! That’s a fabrication! Accusing me in front of our chairman! Seo-A is feeling so sad now, I think she might cry.”

-Heartless, heartless, heartless!

-You know what a woman’s tears are like.. right?

Seo-A’s broadcast is peaceful today as well.