Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 35
Chapter 35: What is Sexy?
The broadcast of Sayoh started at 3:30 PM.
As if waiting for it, viewers entered Sayoh’s stream and began exploring.
“Ha! Honestly, it’s tiring to entertain kids. I’ll take a brief moment to rest, so everyone, keep watching Sayoh’s stream.”
– Are we being abandoned right now?
– Free-streaming on
– Sayoh hyung looks a bit handsome today
– Finally, it’s starting!
Even though the broadcast was just switched from the waiting screen, the viewer count exceeded 8,000.
Considering that prime time hadn’t even begun, the growth was fierce.
“Finally, today’s the day. Huh… Guys, can I do well? It really has to go well.”
Sayoh, looking a bit tense, appeared on screen.
With a bucket hairstyle and a plump physique.
At first glance, he looked like the town fool, but unexpectedly he was a pro from the game Hearthstone.
To excel at card turn-based games, one must have quick thinking, and contrary to his dull appearance, he was incredibly calculative and acted swiftly.
‘That’s why he got some criticism. It was obvious that he was being cheap and his intentions were clear.’
Regardless of how the future assessment would go, public sentiment towards Sayoh was at its peak.
Looking at the chat room, there was even a person who referred to him as “Bubbuji,” a shortening of the “Father of Virtual.”
“Alright, then I’ll move to the audition stage.”
The VRC audition hall, which Sayoh had revealed on his stream the day before.
On the wide stage, the official logo of Pangea TV was emblazoned on the back wall.
Overall, the map featured a striking blue color.
Screens were attached to the walls on either side of the stage, designed to zoom in on the participants’ appearances.
And in front of the stage stood the judges’ seats.
An elongated, streamlined desk was at the front, with three large chairs placed behind it for the judges.
“Ah, have you all arrived?”
“Hi-yo.”
“I think I’m the last to arrive.”
Two of the chairs were already occupied.
Great Moon, a streamer with 800,000 subscribers on YouTube.
Jerry, the vocal trainer from Novel Enter.
Both had avatars that resembled a boy with blue hair and a squirrel-like avatar with ears and a tail.
“Hm, my avatar stands out a bit.”
Using a reality-reflecting avatar, Sayoh awkwardly smiled as he sat down in the central chair, marking the completion of the judges’ gathering.
“We’ve got 10 minutes until we start; how do you feel?”
“Me? Oh, I’m a bit nervous. It really has to go well.”
“Ahaha! You’re worried even though the first participant hasn’t even come out yet. What about you, Jerry?”
“I had a good premonition. I had a dream yesterday, and a pig appeared. A pig means good things, right?”
“Ah, did you see the pig’s face? Maybe that was Sayoh’s face… Ah! Just kidding, just kidding.”
As the judges exchanged banter in front, the back was busy too.
A character resembling a TV, which could be considered the mascot of Pangea TV, was moving around, controlling the participants in the waiting room behind the stage.
And shortly after, at 4 PM, as the audition began.
“Phew! It’s finally starting. I’m really nervous. But the participants must be even more nervous, right? Let’s welcome our first participant, Rie!”
With Sayoh’s powerful call, the full-scale audition began.
The live viewership had already surpassed 15,000.
The first participant appeared, shaking her green hair.
“Please introduce yourself.”
“Hello, I’m Rie. I decided to transfer from LebitTV thanks to the Ugaidol audition three days ago…”
Finally, the audition had begun.
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“There are some disappointing aspects, but I’ll give you a Pass based on your potential.”
“Unfortunately, it seems you need a lot of effort in the vocal part. I’ll give you a Fail.”
“The RP is too excessive. Just because it’s virtual doesn’t mean you have to get wrapped up in RP. In fact, these days, it’s dropping even in the original country. Ultimately, the essence is not RP but broadcasting talent. I’m giving you a Fail.”
The first, second, third… the unrelenting evaluations continued.
Participants were eliminated like autumn leaves.
Fortunately, a successful candidate emerged in the fourth round, slightly alleviating the cold atmosphere.
– Wow, haha, the audition is truly immersive. My heart is racing even though it’s not my main base when the judges choose.
– The third person’s RP was so intense that I felt my hands and feet curling up; I thought virtual was easy, but it’s still tough.
– A successful candidate did appear, but it’s a bit disappointing. When will the main vocal feel come out?
– I’ve only seen four participants, hold your horses.
As numbers 5 and 6 passed, and number 7 failed, it was finally Miho’s turn.
“……”
It felt quite strange.
I was witnessing the twists of the past before the regression in real-time.
Still, I had to bear all of this as it was the butterfly effect caused by ‘me.’
“Hello, I’m Miho, a virtual streamer in my second year. Guys, I’m on Sayoh’s broadcast!”
Making a V-sign with both hands and fussing towards the camera, the tense atmosphere was lifted.
A lively energy that was not felt in the previous successful candidates and other participants.
Sayoh smiled and asked first.
“Wow, I have a good feeling about this. But who is ‘Gandungi’? It sounds like a nickname.”
“Oh, that’s the name of my fandom. My last name is Gu. Gumi-ho. My stock is liver.”
“Oh, that’s why Gandungi… Uh! Are you saying you want to eat your fans?”
As Sayoh tripped over his words trying to joke, Miho skillfully responded with an even bolder comeback.
“I am amazing in many ways. Our Gandungi actually enjoys being eaten. Chomp!”
“W-What was that tongue-stick-out move! I-I’m a married man!”
“Huh? Oh, it’s just because my lips are dry. What kind of perspective do you have of me, Sayoh?”
For the first time since the audition began, the chat room was flooded with ‘ㅋㅋㅋ.’
I had felt it during the immigration content, but she certainly had a good verbal skill and strong ad-libs.
However, the fact that her ad-libs were quite suggestive was a minor issue.
If she could just regulate the level, she would be considered to have considerable broadcasting talent.
“Hm, I might have gone a bit overboard.”
“That’s right, Sayoh. Please maintain the judges’ dignity. You should give me the opportunity to ask questions, too.”
This time, he opened the application materials for Great Moon.
“You noted that your specialty is sexy. Honestly, sexy dance is too cliché, right? It’s also quite worn out. So, express it verbally. What does sexy mean to you, Miho?”
“……”
Miho seemed to ponder for a moment, tilting her head.
Soon, she smiled and spoke.
“What I think is sexy is simple. Being sexy is not about revealing.”
“Hmm? Isn’t that the opposite? Generally, people feel sexy when there’s exposure.”
What Great Moon said was the conventional viewpoint.
But Miho shook her head firmly, as if she could not accept that perspective, and stated her opinion.
“No, true sexiness is not about revealing but making the other person want to strip you!”
“Uh! That, that’s impossible… but there’s some truth to it.”
Great Moon stood astonished with a shocked expression.
Hey now.
Don’t make that expression with a pure boy avatar.
Next to him, the married man Sayoh was nodding gravely, making it even more frustrating.
Meanwhile, Jerry was casting a disdainful glance at those two, creating absolute chaos.
“Now, I’ll ask a question.”
After a brief commotion, Jerry, who took the microphone in the resumed audition, asked with a surprisingly taken-aback tone after carefully examining the application materials.
“I just saw that your reason for auditioning is quite unique. You didn’t write this as a joke, did you?”
“No. It’s not a joke.”
“Hmm? What is it?”
Curious, Sayoh and Great Moon hurriedly checked the audition motivation.
And they all reacted in surprise.
– What is it? They just know among themselves, and I’m getting frustrated.
– Hurry up and explain it, or I’ll call the Nakdan!
– Are you planning to debut as a 19+ idol? Uh!
[Jaranara Hair has been banned from chatting for 5 minutes.]
“Can I read it?”
When Jerry asked, Sayoh nodded.
Sayoh’s eyes were fluttering as if he was determined to hear the reason.
“It’s written here that it’s because of Seo-Ah-nim, but as far as I know, Seo-Ah-nim refers to two people, right? Seo-Ah-nim and Yoon Seo-ah-nim.”
“It’s just Seo-Ah-nim.”
“……”
A strange silence enveloped the audition hall.
On the other hand, my broadcast was in utter chaos.
Chats poured in like a flood.
As I concentrated on watching the audition, I couldn’t help but silently scream.
No, why is this happening to me while I sit still!
A storm was brewing from the beginning of the audition.