Please Do Your Debauchery After You Die - Chapter 33

Episode 33: Found Our Home

On a Thursday, October 13th.

It appeared suddenly and unexpectedly, without a sound.

– Pangea TV Virtual Streamer Gallery

I clicked in as if entranced.

– Is this our new home?

I came over from LebitTV; I hope I’m in the right place? First, I’ll check in.

n Early bird’s entry

n Isn’t moving a burden?

n What kind of gallery is this?

– Please change the gallery’s entrance; it’s really appealing.

I’d like it even more if it were a little less over-the-top.

n Ugh… Once again, a Virtual fanboy.

n Is this the Panbang Gallery where malicious individuals are gathered?

n But why was the gallery moved, hmm? Are we trying to cut ties with LebitTV now?

– Commemorative Yume gif toss

[Image] A gif of fans’ heads being slammed down onto the table

n Just a demon of the table, whoa;;

n It seems like this person is really possessed by Satan these days, haha.

n Wait, is it true that they streamed for three days on Pangea TV and got 180,000 candies?

– From now on, I declare this a Ugadol gallery for one month.

By the way, my number one pick is Sae Dalkom.

n Sae Dalkom, you shouldn’t be doing this here.

n You really have no sense, haha; how could your number one pick be Sae Dalkom?

n Just memorize it; anyway, the ones who will pass are Baio, Spring-Summer, Dantz, Choi Eun-bin, Park Nana.

– Joo-Ddak, hurry up and pick the fan, the gallery is a total mess.

(Not a human)

n Joo-Ddak, this person could be a good pick.

n Acquired a free slave, haha; look at them volunteering.

n As long as it’s not me~

“Wait, is this real?”

I knew around this time that the Panbang gallery would be created, but seeing it in reality caught me off guard.

Could it be that Joo-Ddak is unchanged too?

I left a message with a racing heart, but the reply that came about an hour later was disappointing.

The Joo-Ddak managing the Panbang gallery didn’t recognize me at all.

At first, I wondered if Joo-Ddak was intentionally pretending not to know me, but after seeing that there was no reaction at all even when I hinted at our past, I accepted the reality.

The only connection I had to ‘me’ before the regression had been severed.

‘But these guys are still the same.’

The gallery was created today, and I don’t know how many pages of posts have been written already.

Truly, it’s typical of the community enthusiasts to be rated the lowest in the streaming community.

At some point, those who were only satisfied by just watching streams could no longer find fulfillment and began to meander through communities, venting their dark emotions.

If FM Community felt like a semblance of safety due to real-name usage, the unregulated gallery was the epitome of an underground community.

‘Well, at least the Panbang gallery is okay. I don’t have to worry about streamers’ secrets or personal information being dug up.’

It was a place that was kept somewhat moderately.

If you wanted to see the real thing, you could check out ‘Panbang Gallery’ or ‘Panin Gallery,’ which are both part of the same Pangea TV network.

Those places were totally wild.

Derogatory remarks about streamers and s*xual harassment were the norm, and all day long, fandoms were busy with impersonation and forgery for the Gold Cup.

I went there to take a peek and lost my mental state, immediately running away; it was a place close to the ‘abyss.’

“It’s good to see everyone after a long time.”

As I saw posts flooding in, some familiar nicknames popped up intermittently.

The community trolls who made their presence known when I first came to the Panbang gallery.

Suddenly, the realization that all of them were still the same while I alone had changed, left me with a strange feeling.

‘Could this be the last place? After all, I won’t even think about posting here anymore.’

If a streamer were caught writing in a gallery classified as underground, they would become the target of ridicule.

So, it’s best not to draw any attention.

Yet, the human heart doesn’t tend to listen to reason.

Especially internet broadcasters, who are people that live off ‘interest.’

Searching for their own nicknames has become almost a habit, and as a result, they naturally come into contact with communities.

‘There have been quite a few streamers who accidentally accessed the community during their broadcasts and got caught. They were stuck with the label of being an ‘Indie streamer’ for a while.’

I wouldn’t make such a foolish mistake, but it’s still better to be careful.

It’s right to stay away from galleries that are rated as underground, just for the sake of risk management.

Yeah, just thinking that way, I was about to exit the gallery when suddenly:

– But Seoa is really a genius at making people angry.

Every time I watch the broadcast, it makes my precious things angry;; everything gets completely tense.

n Ugh;; here’s another fanboy.

n (Not a human)

n Fanboy memo.

n Oh? Seoa is my wife, so better ask me for permission before proceeding, burger, let’s go.

“…….”

What are these crazy people?

I never imagined I would become the target of s*xual harassment.

Moreover, the author’s nickname felt familiar.

It was someone I used to mess around with, leaving nonsensical comments and having fun before the regression.

I was feeling dizzy.

Before I knew it, I found myself gripping the keyboard and diligently writing posts and comments.

I guess it seems like I’m fated to never escape this place.

***

A last-minute strategy for Ugadol was completed.

For now, Group A remains as is.

This is mainly because the viewer stats on Saturdays are high, and I intended to leave a deep impression ahead of Group B participants.

‘But the problem is still the order.’

I want to target the prime time between 7-9 PM.

In that case, it should be placed slightly behind the middle.

Moreover, there was one more consideration.

‘If possible, it’s better to be separated from the skilled ones.’

As I’ve repeated, my vocal ability is only slightly above average.

It’s difficult to compete directly against those who have trained professionally or are naturally talented.

So I had to strategize boldly and attack from the side.

‘For instance, there are various methods. Highlighting performance or other aspects rather than vocal ability. Or it’s also good to excel in song selection, and I can practice in advance like I prepared now to win with proficiency.’

Even if one has a talent for singing, they can’t be perfect on their first song.

It’s common for good singers to make mistakes during auditions.

A misstep in song selection.

Choosing a song that is too niche from the start or picking a song that suits the audition but isn’t familiar.

‘Of course, it’s best not to face off against the trucks from the start. So I need to keep track of the order……’

The power of a returned person.

I know the final five selected participants for this audition.

And the popular participants who also garnered attention.

‘I absolutely need to be separated from Park Nana. Even though I’m in Group B, it doesn’t concern me, but I need to be cautious because Lucy is there.’

She was, in effect, the star of the main stage for the first round of the Ugadol audition.

There’s a risk of being overshadowed and losing attention if I happen to perform in a similar order.

‘The individuals I need to watch out for include Kyu-lings, Jiho, Elsa, and Berry? If I can avoid them and be assigned to a slot around 7-8 PM, that would be ideal.’

I cautiously inquired with Sayoh while trying to mask my sinister intentions as much as possible.

It took about three hours to get a response, and fortunately, there was a participant willing to swap slots, allowing me to move to prime time.

Using the remaining time, I advised Lucy and took a short break before switching on the broadcast.

[Can Seoa Become an Idol?]

#Virtual #Stocks #Talk #Newbie

– Seoha, Seoha! It means ‘Seoa’s expression.’

– Host, it might be tough for her to become an idol, but becoming a variety star is feasible.

– Wow, the audition is just days away now.

Now, even without special content, about 400 to 500 people take a seat.

Of course, not all of them are fixed fans.

For now, the virtual boom is strong, and over time, this number will decrease.

However, having more than 100 subscribers is still a significant indicator.

I have to steadily increase the number of fixed fans.

In that sense, I’m doing my best today to maintain the viewers’ sentiment.

“Everyone! Seoa has a surprise news for you today! Surprisingly, this Friday, there will be a broadcast. Clap, clap! Wait, is there really a diligent streamer who broadcasts even on a break day? I can’t let that one slide.”

– Saying she’ll take a break on Monday instead of Friday is just being a diligent streamer, isn’t it?

– These days, streamers are working harder in light of the upcoming audition, haha.

– Ruhah, Ruhah! Ah? I mistook the room.

– I won’t be deceived again.

Hmmm, contrary to my expectations, the viewers’ sentiment is quite harsh.

In the end, I had to spill an unexpected spoiler to soothe the viewers.

“Guys, actually… I’ve been preparing something big for the audition. That’s why I’ve been busy. Just wait a bit longer. A moment is coming when I’ll reveal it. When that time comes, everyone will be moved and proud to be my fans. Ahem!”

Alright. This much should do, and they’ll acknowledge my efforts, right?

– Something big for the audition? Don’t tell me you’re bribing the judges?

– Getting ahead of oneself is a fast track to failure, haha.

– There’s a saying that when the sentiment is poor, Seoa works hard on the broadcast; I really like this story.

– So, what’s the Oncon what?

“……”

I thought I had adapted and could somewhat handle the fans’ training by now.

Broadcasting was truly not easy.